Chapter 0078: Uncle Hu

So the scene is still a bit unserious, some eat and laugh, and some roll on the spot, it's just a mess.

Only Zhao Dandan sat on the side and looked at it with a red face, she was more shy, and she couldn't let go of this kind of action, so no one gave her a partner.

Seeing Lu Wuji come in, her eyes lit up, and she immediately got up and ran towards him. He bowed and gasped slightly: "Uncle, you ran so fast yesterday, I, I went out to look for you, and you are gone!"

Taekwondo's sportswear is very similar to a bathrobe, tied around the waist with only a wide band, and of course these rookies can only use a white belt in the same color as the sportswear.

Zhao Dandan is well developed, with obvious female characteristics, because there are no buttons in this dress, the two plackets are V-shaped on the chest, Lu Wuji has no intention of snooping, but Zhao Dandan bows first and then stands upright, his gaze cannot always be level, and his eyes are always sensitive to dynamics, so he can still see clearly.

He blushed and realized that this girl should be fifteen years old this year, a year younger than himself.

I wonder your mother got married at the age of sixteen, which is called talent! But why do you blush so much? This is so different from your mother!

Zhao Dandan's face was flushed at this time, and he was cramped and uneasy, and under the sharp gaze of this eight-character Uncle Hu, he really wanted to turn around and run away.

"What are you looking for me for? Aren't you afraid of your uncle?" Lu Wuji said in a thick voice.

"I—I want to thank you for helping me...... I still want to ......", Zhao Dandan was so ashamed that he almost couldn't speak. "Is this the same person as Zhao Dandan who raised his fist to demonstrate to me?" Lu Wuji was deeply skeptical.

"You want your uncle to teach you two tricks, don't you?" Lu Wuji said in a vicious voice.

Zhao Dandan glanced at him in a panic, but she could feel that Uncle Bazi Hu didn't actually have any malicious intentions, he just wanted to tease her.

"No, no, I want to ask you so powerful, why, why are you sweeping the floor here?" Zhao Dandan didn't dare to look at Lu Wuji, lowered his head when he asked, and then secretly glanced up.

"You're not stupid!" Lu Wuji snickered in his heart and said, "Have I swept the floor?"

"Aren't you a sweeper?"

Lu Wuji understood, this was regarded as the old monk of Shaolin Temple. Lu Wuji couldn't help but laugh.

"Isn't it? Zhao Dandan tilted his head to look at him, looking very cute. After talking a lot, her shyness was not so strong, and Lu Wuji's laughter was very heroic, which made her suddenly relax.

Lu Wuji did a lot of acting, reached out and stroked her head, and subconsciously stroked his beard, but the mustache was on his lips, and his chin was smooth, so he didn't hold it.

At this time, he saw a black belt coach walking towards him, staring at him directly, his eyes were full of doubts, and Lu Wuji was eager to find a set of cleaning tools to get by.

Zhao Dandan turned his back to the coach and looked at him eagerly waiting for him to speak.

He had to pat her on the head three times, then turned and left.

Zhao Dandan has read Journey to the West, knowing that the monkey went up the mountain to seek advice, and was patted on the head three times by the Bodhi ancestor, suggesting that he went to the back door to find him on the third watch, and then learned the seventy-two changes!

This eight-character nonsense Shu Huang also came here today, did you want me to go to the back door to find him in the middle of the night? But I don't know where you live!

"Uncle, where are you staying, I will definitely go to the third watch tonight!" Zhao Dandan also fought hard in order to get the true inheritance of the sweeping monk.

The black belt coach saw Lu Wuji slap the student's head a few times, and he was already very dissatisfied, these are all aristocratic students, we don't dare to touch a finger, why are you so arrogant as a cleaner, dare to beat the student!

Then I heard Zhao Dandan say that he would go to him in the middle of the night...... What's going on?

The coach was directly out of anger. Immediately shouted: "Stop me!" Lu Wuji had already got a broom and a tow bucket in the corner.

Immediately bent down to look for garbage, damn it was too clean here, the floor was shiny, where to find garbage. But if there is no garbage, you have to sweep it, Lu Wuji understands his role very well, and he has seen the appearance of Uncle Monster in the mirror several times, so he is very involved in the play, otherwise what is the whole thing?

A pair of bare feet appeared in front of him, because taekwondo gyms are barefoot when training, and the coach is no exception. Lu Wuji hurriedly swept it twice with a broom, bent down and wiped it with his sleeve, almost spit saliva to lubricate it, and then raised his head and smiled flatteringly at the other party.

The black belt coach had an angry look on his face and no appreciation, and shouted, "Who are you? Why are you insulting students?"

Lu Wuji made pig ears with his hands, but he didn't hear the meaning.

"Why did you stretch out your hand to hit the student and trick her into looking for you in the middle of the night?"

Lu Wuji thinks that this Han country man is really simple, and he buttons his hat indiscriminately, am I really strange uncle?

This thing thought that Lu Wuji's ears were a little back, and this time he almost roared out.

Lu Wuji couldn't pretend that he couldn't hear anymore, so he had to pretend that he didn't understand: "Can you please speak Chinese? I can't understand Korean!"

"You turtle grandson, isn't what Lao Tzu says in Chinese?"

, even the turtle grandson will say, this Nima, I can't pretend anymore, I smiled and said, "Ko."

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hoodlum, Out of my sight!

I didn't learn much serious words in English class, but swearing words like 'Japanese devils, Indian Ah San, ** son' are self-taught, I remember very clearly, I was scolded by the turtle grandson at this time, so I used this sentence to scold back in English, I thought the other party couldn't understand, but this guy was immediately angry, and his eyes were about to pop out.

Lu Wuji knew that today's things couldn't be good, and the title of the Goryeo stick hurt people's self-esteem too much.

The black belt coach stepped forward quickly, stretched out his hand and grabbed Lu Wuji's placket, he is a black belt master, this grasp is not about how to treat him, but just wants to catch him and ask him a few words, if Lu Wuji bows his head and apologizes, then he will also get off the donkey, after all, he is in a foreign country, it is better to keep a low profile.

But Lu Wuji didn't know what he was thinking, and when he saw him doing it, he immediately made a move to divide the mane of the wild horse, drawing a semicircle in front of one hand and one in the back.

His internal force or aura or true yuan at this time—no matter what you call it, it's the same as the huge energy stored in the dantian—is no small deal, although this trick is a random act and has a joke element.

But in an instant, a whirlpool with a radius of two feet has been formed with itself as the center, and the hand in front of it is called Lao Yang Shengshao Yin, which is a small whirlpool in the big whirlpool.

The black belt instructor was unsteady on his feet, staggered backwards, and had a long back momentum, like that of a master who has been immersed in tai chi for decades.

So the black belt coach couldn't stop his body after stumbling for a long time, and finally fell on the mat.

Of course, with such a hand, Lu Wuji has no intention of hurting people, and the black belt coach is also very skilled, so it is impossible to get injured. But in full view of the aristocratic students, this already constituted a serious psychological or reputational injury.

The black belt instructor slowly stood up and said in a deep voice: "It turned out to be a Tai Chi master, what is the purpose of your coming here?"

Lu Wuji touched his mustache and smiled silently.

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A majestic Korean word came, and the black belt coach's face changed, and he immediately said to Lu Wuji: "Today we must decide the winner!"

Lu Wuji was taken aback, because he had heard this sentence in Korean, and a few days ago in the gymnasium, the taekwondo blue belt coach caught up when he heard this shout, and was kicked back by himself.

Zhao Dandan was so frightened on the side that he thought he had provoked the war, and he didn't know which side to stand on.

Lu Wuji waved at her and motioned for her to sit back in the middle of the students. Then he walked towards the black belt coach proudly, the old guy who was always shouting behind his back seemed very powerful, and Lu Wuji also wanted to see how awesome taekwondo was at the highest level.

It's just that the old ones who don't fight the little ones won't come out, so I have to clean up this black belt first!

Taekwondo gyms are blooming all over China, which in itself is a kind of ridicule and contempt for Huaguo's national arts, and Lu Wuji must try his best to fight them when he has the opportunity to maintain the dignity of the nation.

This black belt coach is relatively young, probably in his forties, with a well-proportioned figure, and looks both stable and strong.

He was taken down by Lu Wuji's move, he didn't dare to despise it, he waited intently, and bowed very politely.

Lu Wuji gave his hand at will, this was learned from Ling Han, Teacher Ling was very sloppy in making a bow, and the students he taught were naturally sloppy.

The students in the hall are all girls, which is also the rigor of the taekwondo gym, like this kind of sports with very frequent physical contact, if male and female classmates, and are at a very sensitive age, it is very dangerous, in case something messes happen, the energy of the parents of these students can completely let them go back to Hanguo.

Boxing gyms are expensive, of course, all aspects must be considered, and the separation of male and female teaching is what parents think.

These aristocratic girls watched the legendary sweeping monk fight against the black belt master, one by one, sitting upright, their eyes shining, and their faces flushed.

Especially Zhao Dandan's little heart is beating non-stop: Uncle Bazi Hu will definitely win, where does he live? If I go out in the middle of the night, will my mother beat me?

Taekwondo is known for its leg skills, and this black belt player can take off three feet in the air and attack head-on, which is a step higher than Zhao Laosan, the god whip.

His jumping ability is excellent, this jump is nearly two meters, the first kick is facing Lu Wuji's forehead, the second kick is on the chest, and the third kick is in the crotch.

These three feet are fast and powerful, and in the eyes of the girls, they are like thunderbolts, and imagine that if they were in Lu Wuji's position, the black belt coach would kick him away with the first kick.

But Lu Wuji still only used one move, retreating the wild horse mane, the upper left step wild horse mane, the right step wild horse mane, leisurely walking, elegant posture, the eight-figure beard shook and shook, and it seemed that he was still laughing. It was very easy to dodge, although every kick was intolerable and dangerous, but in the end it was still undamaged.