Chapter Seventy-One: Enough Quantity
Ignoring Zhang Xiangu, she immediately rushed to the house, and soon took an empty maroon wine bottle, which looked like a red wine bottle.
Then he promised to coax and coax the little nephew to the backyard, and not long after, she came out with the bottle.
"Here, it's still hot......"
Zhang Xiangu took the wine bottle with a smile, and then asked in a little surprise.
"Full of pee?"
"Hehe, I said it earlier, my nephew has a lot of traffic! By the way, Xiangu, if you want yellow soup in the future, you will come to my house, and it will be provided for free, and the amount is enough to !!."
Zhang Xiangu nodded with a smile, and then was about to leave with the bottle in satisfaction, when she heard a middle-aged woman from afar trotting over and shouting.
"Lady Zhang!"
Fairy Gu and Goddess, that is naturally Fairy Gu is good, so Zhang Xiangu still minds very much about people calling themselves goddesses, squinting her eyes and glaring at the people who come very unhappily.
"Howling howl...... I'm not deaf!"
The person who came might be in a hurry, but he didn't care about Zhang Xiangu's impoliteness at all, but explained anxiously.
"Oh, goddess, can you not be in a hurry to save your life! My third child met a ghost in the watermelon field last night, and now people are still trembling, saying that the little ghost stole the watermelon and was touched by him, and now the little ghost may want to kill him...... Please hurry up and take a look......"
"Your third child also encountered a ghost?"
The goddess was slightly surprised, and Tong Yao next to her touched the promise and muttered quietly.
"Zhang Laosan is also scared of you, right? This movement is really big enough......"
Promise hehe smiled and whispered in response.
"I deserve it, this old scoundrel! I have not paid my family money for fertilizer for several years, and this time I have to take revenge. ”
"Fertilizer money, I rely on it, your second uncle, no wonder you let Li Laosi not bully, but choose Zhang Laosan, who is of hellish difficulty......"
"Hehe, don't be angry, didn't I help you avenge you along the way!"
"You mean Dezi's daughter-in-law? Phew, I'm not angry with people at all, it's because we owe people money, okay? ”
"It's the village chief's grandfather's, not hers, besides, what's wrong with the money, it's not that she doesn't pay it back, and she deserves to be unlucky if it's so ugly. ”
Seeing that Tong Yao was about to speak again, Xu Yu hurriedly turned his head and asked with a smile at the goddess.
"Fairy Gu, this is another one who has encountered a little ghost, isn't there enough yellow soup? Why don't I ask my nephew to bring you some more?"
"Your nephew can still pee?"
"Hey, the kid can't do anything else, just pee a lot!
Xu smiled and didn't wait for the goddess to refuse, immediately turned around and ran towards the house, and after a short time, he came out with a bottle.
"Fairy girl, give it, it's still hot!"
The goddess took the bottle, then looked at the other bottle, and asked.
"Your eldest nephew...... Can you pee like this?"
"Hehe, I've said it a long time ago, it's a lot!!!
……
The goddess nodded solemnly, then carried a bottle of yellow soup in her left hand and a bottle of yellow soup in her right hand, and went directly to Dezi's house first.
Ten minutes later......
Tokuko Family......
"Dezi, hold down, she is haunted by ghosts, the little ghost is most afraid of yellow soup, I promise, this bottle of yellow soup will definitely have an effect!!"
"Okay!! hold it down, I promise I can't move, come on!!"
Dezi pressed the daughter-in-law who was fluttering wildly, and the goddess unscrewed the cap of the red wine bottle and stuffed it directly into the mouth of Dezi's daughter-in-law!!
Goo knock! Goo knock!
This picture is so beautiful that Dezi is a little afraid to look at it......
Half an hour later, this scene happened again at Zhang Laosan's house......
Zhang Laosan's wife is a, and she rode directly on Zhang Laosan, who was jumping around, smack!
The two big mouths went down, Zhang Laosan stopped in an instant, and the two big wolf dogs squatting next to him were frightened and immediately lowered their heads when they saw this face, and they didn't even dare to bark.
Let's talk about the promise, as soon as the goddess left, Tong Yao saw the promise's nephew running out of the house, taking off his pants and standing on the side of the road while eating sugar gourds.
Tong Yao was stupid on the spot, and said in her heart that this child is rectum, and she just urinated on two large bottles and couldn't hold it back?
But she understood it with a slight turn of her mind, turned her head to look at Xu Promise, and asked in a low voice.
"You peed just now, right? What kind of flow do you have? Can you pee two pounds at a time?"
Hehe, who promised to be proud, smiled and didn't speak, quite proud of her own specialty.
After staying at home for two days, Tong Yao packed some changes of clothes and took a bus to school.
As a result, as soon as she went to school, she was hit by Zheng Jia again.
Speaking of which, she is also idle, when she was bored, she opened Zheng Jia's "Three Thousand Years with Ghosts", and found that Zheng Jia's fan list had already appeared in the league leader!
And her "First Sword Maniac", except for the small balloon that slipped and rewarded the wrong one as an alliance leader, the second one was barely promoted to the hall master, with a total consumption of 200 yuan, and the third one was not even enough for the hall master.
Zheng Jia's first fan has consumed more than 1,000 yuan, and the next nine are all above 500 yuan, which is not too different from the data of fans in her book.
However, although Zheng Jia has achieved such ungodly results, she is not too proud, except for eating and going to the toilet and sleeping every day, the rest of the time is codeword.
And she even compressed the time to eat, although she had money, she still purchased a large box of instant noodles, and started to eat instant noodles and drink tap water again.
On September 1, 2005, it was time to register again, and this day was a memorable day for the four girls in dormitory 304.
The promise was three days ago, and since he came, he has been hiding in the dormitory and standing still.
At 8 o'clock in the morning on September 1, the door of the dormitory opened, and Meng Xue came in with a suitcase, and her screams woke up Tong Yao and Xu Promise.
"Jiajia, what's wrong with you?"
Tong Yao and Xu Yue looked towards Zheng Jia's bed with confused eyes after getting up, Zheng Jia didn't know when she was already dressed and sitting on the edge of the bed, but she didn't code, but was crying at the computer.
"Jiajia?"
Xu Promise shouted suspiciously, and then looked at Tong Yao, who shook his head slightly, indicating that he didn't know either.
When she was about to ask Zheng Jia, she found that Zheng Jia suddenly wiped her tears and said to everyone with an ugly smile.
"It's okay, I ran into Director Liang when I went downstairs just now......"
"Director Liang......?"
Tong Yao remembered Zheng Jia's exam results this time, and sighed secretly, Zheng Jia sacrificed her studies in order to write a novel, although this decision may be correct for her, but no matter how correct it is, this consequence is also very painful.
Otherwise, I'm afraid I would have made a decision a long time ago......
"Director Liang said that my grades have regressed too much this year, and asked me about some information, but what he said is not very good......
"Have you checked your grades?"
Xu Promise asked curiously, scratched the back of his head and turned on the computer to inquire, but he was stunned after three minutes.
"Jiajia, you...... You, you, you......"
This achievement, to be honest, does not even believe in the promise.