Chapter One Hundred and Six: Jokes
At this moment, Lin Yuxiang, Xia Wan, Su Qiaoqiao, and Bing Mingxue were standing in the waiting hall of the audition.
Su Qiaoqiao glanced at the crowd around her, and couldn't help but smile and said to the three people in front of her: "What should I do, there are a lot of people here today, and I suddenly started to get nervous." ”
That being said, however, the other three didn't feel any nervousness from her expression or tone.
"I don't think you're nervous, you're excited. Lin Yuxiang said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"I think so, too. Xia Wan smiled softly: "However, I am indeed a little nervous. Xia Wan was really not joking, paused, and said, "If it weren't for you being with me, I would definitely be nervous to death alone." ”
"What's there to be nervous about, aren't the judges all people with two arms and two legs, if you're nervous, I'll tell you a way. Bing Mingxue opened her mouth very calmly.
After a month of chatting and getting along, the four of them are also familiar with each other.
"What way?" Su Qiaoqiao suddenly stretched out her head curiously.
"What are you doing here, you're not nervous. Bing Mingxue said, and broke Su Qiaoqiao's head back into place: "You stay away from me, there are so many people here, you will die of heat if you get so close." ”
Bing Mingxue didn't tell a lie, although the air conditioning was turned on in this waiting room, but because there were too many people who came to participate in the theme song audition, the room was still very hot.
"The heart is calm and naturally cool. Su Qiaoqiao pouted.
"Okay, Xia Wan, you do it with me, first inhale in 5 seconds, and then exhale in 5 seconds, 3 times in a row can have a good relaxation effect. Bing Mingxue said as she pulled Xia Wan and motioned for her to follow her.
Xia Wan nodded, and was just about to do so, but was interrupted by Su Qiaoqiao's next sentence.
"There are so many people here, and the air circulation is infrequent, so if you inhale something bad, you will lose more than you gain. Su Qiaoqiao held her chin with her hand while saying her thoughts seriously.
Lin Yuxiang was stunned.
Xia Wan was stunned.
Bing Mingxue was stunned.
After a while, Bing Mingxue looked around and slowly spoke: "Don't say it, I think what she said makes sense." ”
"Qiaoqiao, do you have a habit of cleanliness?" Lin Yuxiang asked.
"I'm okay, I don't have a cleanliness fetish, that guy Su Chuanchuan is much more serious than me. Su Qiaoqiao thought for a while and said, after all, Su Chuanchuan is a guy who cleans up whenever he is free, and there is no trace of innocence in his eyes.
"Really?" Lin Yuxiang didn't believe Su Qiaoqiao's answer at all.
"Aren't you trying to find a way to relieve Xiao Xia Wan's tension now? Su Qiaoqiao was suddenly confused by the second monk.
When Bing Mingxue heard this, she couldn't help but shake her head, wasn't my method just now made yellow by you: "I can't help it, you want to." ”
"When I first talked to you, I didn't seem to be nervous. Xia Wan said.
"It seems that talking can also relieve tension. Su Qiaoqiao nodded.
This is what people often say, the method of distraction. Lin Yuxiang agreed.
"In that case, then I'll tell you a joke and adjust it. "Ice Tea Snow Road.
"You say. Lin Yuxiang spoke.
Su Qiaoqiao looked at Bing Mingxue expectantly when she heard this.
"Once upon a time there was a eunuch. Bing Mingxue said.
Lin Yuxiang: Well, there's a eunuch, and then what?
Xia Wan: And then?
Su Qiaoqiao: And then?
After waiting for a long time and not seeing Bing Mingxue continue, Su Qiaoqiao suddenly became suspicious: "Why didn't you say it?"
Lin Yuxiang and Xia Wan were also at a loss.
"There's no more down there. "Ice Tea Snow Road.
"Ah, why?" Lin Yuxiang was at a loss.
"That's right. Xia Wan was also at a loss.
"Are you kidding us? It's not funny at all. Su Qiaoqiao pursed her lips when she heard this, to show that she was disappointed at the moment.
Now it was Bing Mingxue's turn to be at a loss: "Huh, don't you understand?"
Immediately after, the three of them looked at each other, and then nodded in unison.
Seeing the expressions of the three of them, Bing Mingxue suddenly held her stomach and laughed softly: "I said, you three, this expression is too funny." ”
Bing Mingxue's tears of laughter were about to come out: "Hahahaha, the three of you are really innocent." ”
The three of them looked at each other again.
After laughing, Bing Mingxue sorted out her expression, returned to her usual appearance, and then said seriously: "I'm sorry, I don't know if you don't understand, I'll change it." ”
"What, I'm laughing there in the middle of the story, and I don't tell us the answer now, it's really uncomfortable. When Su Qiaoqiao heard this, she immediately stopped talking: "No, you must explain it to us clearly." ”
"Do you really want me to explain?" Bing Mingxue said, glancing at Su Qiaoqiao with a smile.
"That's right. Su Qiaoqiao nodded categorically, she only knew half of what she hated the most.
"Okay, actually, it's nothing, you three lean over a little, I'll tell you gently. "Ice Tea Snow Road.
Immediately afterwards, the three of them came to Bing Mingxue's side very obediently, and after Bing Mingxue whispered a word or two, soon, the three of them stood back in place with different expressions.
Lin Yuxiang's expression was a little unnatural.
Xia Wan's cheeks were already as red as apples at the moment.
But Su Qiaoqiao looked disappointed: "What, that's what it means, this joke is not funny at all." ”
Bing Mingxue looked at Lin Yuxiang and Xia Wan's expressions, and suddenly felt as if she had brought a bad child, and an inexplicable sense of guilt came to her, and after thinking about it, Bing Mingxue said, "Then I'll talk about it again." ”
"Don't be like that. Su Qiaoqiao said.
Lin Yuxiang and Xia Wan immediately nodded in unison.
"Got it. Bing Mingxue paused and continued: "A long time ago, there was a rich man whose wife was very fat, and the rich man married a concubine because he disliked her wife for being too fat. ”
After Bing Mingxue said this, she stopped again.
Su Qiaoqiao hurriedly asked, "Then what?"
Lin Yuxiang: It's not going to be another topic with color.
Xia Wan: I guess it's not a topic with colors.
Then her wife wanted to lose weight. In order to lose weight, her wife went horseback riding every day after that, and after a month, guess what?" Bing Mingxue stopped.
"What's wrong?"
As a result, the horse lost forty pounds in one month. ”
Age: 20, Height: 172, Weight: 52KG.
[Lin Yuxiang] Age: 19, Height: 168, Weight: 48KG
[Xia Wan] Age: 18, Height: 167, Weight: 50KG
[Su Qiaoqiao] Age: 18, Height: 166, Weight: 46KG
Glancing at the information above, Lin Yuxiang couldn't help but look at Le Wuyi, this person is too terrifying, when did he collect this?
Moreover, she didn't remember telling him about her height and weight!