Chapter 138 Flat World Record
"Nima will step down if he doesn't fight, and return Lao Tzu's bet!"
", don't go on stage if you're afraid of death, run home and beat your wife!"
"Wooden man Nima preserves his strength, and waits for work with ease! Rely on luck and physical strength to beat the opponent, Lao Tzu despises you!"
"Lao Tzu wants violence! Lao Tzu wants blood!"
"This is the black boxing arena, figure out the identity of Nima's pilaf in the blood basin, pretend that Nima is polite, gentle and frugal, Lao Tzu wants to see Nima's broken leg and broken hand bleeding and sacrifice, not Nima's aristocratic pretending!"
"Boss Huang, what the hell is Nima in the boxing stadium, Lao Tzu will not enter the Nima boxing stadium in the next life!"
Boss Huang couldn't help but hehe: "As long as Nima's billions of family assets are not tossed clean, and it is correct to shine into Lao Tzu's boxing arena, don't tell Lao Tzu about the next life!"
Wooden man and Ballooth performed too much in the ring, and the referee couldn't stand it.
The whistle blew abruptly, and the referee summoned the two to his left and right.
The referee kept a straight face and gave a serious warning to the two of them, if you don't open it again, Lao Tzu will expel you from the boxing ring and expel you from the black boxing ring forever...... Well, it doesn't seem to be such a thing as a black boxer.
Anyway, that's what it means, Lao Tzu banned the two people all over the world, and the two were never allowed to enter the black boxing ring again.
The black boxing ring is also a platform to show life, without a platform, Nima is a capable person, where to show talent, where is Nima's life.
After the referee finished speaking, he grabbed the wrist of one person with one hand, collided the two of them off their bodies, and blew the whistle decisively.
Bablous is still the same tactic as before, spreading his feet and running away.
Zhou Yunyang changed his tactics of standing in the center of the ring and waiting for Bablos to fight, and spread his feet to chase people.
Bablous saw the wooden man chasing after him and ran faster.
Zhou Yunyang saw that Bablous was running faster and chasing faster.
Chasing and chasing, Zhou Yunyang's body flashed around the corner, blocking the route of Bablous's runner.
Balloos brakes hard.
Because Bablous ran too fast, he couldn't stop his body, and he was about to hit Zhou Yunyang's body.
Of course, Zhou Yunyang was not welcome, and a punch of the black tiger stole into Bablous's chest.
Seeing the wooden man's fist hit his chest, Ballus was shocked, his body flashed, and the wooden man's fist grazed his left armpit and rushed out.
Punch in the air.
The crowd had a false alarm, and if this punch hit Ballus in the chest, everyone would be out of play, and they had to admit losing money.
A woman shouted: "Little white face, the old lady decided that you have the strength to punch the, so she bet on you to punch the, you are good, beat Nima with an empty punch, and the old lady's bet money has become a wasted water." ”
A woman screamed: "Negative man, the old lady values you so much, she wants you to punch the, Nima releases her empty punch, and the old lady will not finish it for you!"
Strictly speaking, boxers don't dare to interact with the audience when they box, and they will suffer a big loss if they are distracted, but Zhou Yunyang is not afraid, how can a woman trust herself so much, how can she not respond.
"The two girls who kissed ......"
Everyone looked at two women, one in his thirties and the other in his fifties, one with a crooked nose and one with slanted eyes, the two women's hair was sparse and dry, and their breasts were the kind of flat glass, and Nima's eggs were "kissing two girls"!
Is there such a picture of sycophants?
Shameless!
Zhou Yunyang ignored everyone's disdainful gazes, and continued to say to the two girls: "I'll invite the two girls to dinner in a while, and I'll accompany them in person!"
Also invite the two "girls" to dinner, Nima faces a disabled woman, and she feels lucky if she doesn't vomit, and she can still eat?
The two girls suddenly lost their minds and forgot that they had lost money by placing bets.
The girl in her fifties was extremely excited and shouted: "Kiss, I don't eat, you go directly to the five-star hotel to open a presidential room, and I will give birth to a son for you!"
The girl in her thirties shouted excitedly: "Little injustice, don't go to the five-star hotel to open a presidential room, I have a villa with a sea view, I will drive a luxury car to pick you up in a while, and I will inherit my father's family business for the son you born!"
Zhou Yunyang was stunned on stage, how many men in the world can marry ...... Well, no, it's not about marrying, it's about marrying a billionaire woman, how can Lao Tzu open his mouth to invite a guest to dinner, and the billionaire woman will marry.
Zhou Yunyang was stunned for a moment, Bablos moved, it was not an ordinary move, it was simply a thunderous blow.
Bablos is a black man, tall and a standard chimpanzee.
At this moment, he was not only a brutal chimpanzee, but also a black lightning, rushing to Zhou Yunyang's back without warning, and hitting the wooden man's back like lightning with a straight fist.
It is very dangerous to turn their backs to carnivores, and wooden people now have their backs to chimpanzees.
Everyone saw it, and the wooden man had no way to hide.
The chimpanzee was so fast, so fast that the wooden man couldn't dodge or dodge, and the wooden man didn't have time to turn around at all, and the chimpanzee's fist had already hit the wooden man's vest.
Even more unfortunate is that the wooden man does not seem to notice the chimpanzee attacking the back, which makes it inevitable that people will lose their lives ten times out of ten when they turn their backs to tigers, lions, leopards, and other carnivores.
Looking at the sudden appearance of the ring, the ring suddenly fell silent.
Yu Chenglong's eyes widened in astonishment.
Boss Huang's eyes widened in astonishment.
Everyone's eyes widened in astonishment.
Someone has paid tribute to the wooden man.
No one spoke, but a shivering gasp was heard.
"Boom!"
The sound is clear, the sound of a fist hitting the flesh.
With the sound, one person flew out upside down and fell off the ring. "Boom!" was dusty, and no screams were heard.
Bablous fell off the ring.
It is only thought that the wooden man fell into the ring, because according to conventional logic, the wooden man has no chance to fight back.
However, everyone saw clearly that it was the wooden man standing on the stage, not Barbrus.
"Kiss, I love you!" a woman cried, agitated and hoarse.
The woman bets two punches to Babrus, and the Wood Man knocks Babrubus out of the ring with a second punch.
Immediately after that, several women shouted kissing and kissing, and there were only eight women shouting in the scene of hundreds of people, which was very abrupt.
At a glance, you can see that the eight women are crazy.
The wooden man punched Bablos twice, one to three.
"The old lady bet 100,000 yuan and got 300,000 yuan!"
"The old lady bet 200,000 yuan and got 600,000 yuan!"
"The old lady bet 1 million and got 3 million!"
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"Kiss, my mother has a fate for you!"
"Kiss, the old lady will have dinner with you, the queen hall of the five-star wine market, see you or leave!"
"The old lady bet 3 million and got 9 million in compensation, the old lady won the bet and won the championship, and the kiss returned to the old lady! How much did you 38 women get paid, what qualifications do you have to open a room in the five-star hotel and have dinner together! The old lady ordered you to stand aside and be a handmaiden, and appreciate the old lady's kiss! Oh, kiss, kiss the back of the old lady's hand......
"You are ugly, don't you get 9 million in compensation, the old lady's family wealth is hundreds of millions, kisses are rare and you are only 9 million, and the old lady will give you a ...... in stature"
The women who were not compensated also participated, shouting and shouting, saying that they should not win money by boxing here, and go back to love with their mothers day and night, and enjoy the glory and wealth.
The radio horn sounded, and Boss Huang solemnly announced: "After careful verification and verification in the boxing stadium, the wooden man beat five boxers in a row, and he has maintained a ten-year boxing record. According to the practice of the boxing ring, the wooden man has become the eternal honorary fighter of the boxing ring, and can go to the ring to fight at any time, let's toast to the only living honorary boxer!"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you that the fighter who set this record ten years ago unfortunately died in a boxing match in Europe, and the honorary boxer position is still vacant, so on this great day, everyone raise their glasses!"
"Well, why don't you raise a glass? Oh, there is no wine, the boxing stadium solemnly tells you that in order to celebrate the great day, the bar in the southeast corner of the boxing stadium has purchased a large number of world-famous wines, Wuliangye two glasses of five hundred ...... Note, US dollars! Moutai two cups 500 ...... Note, the dollar!XO, Lafite, etc., are all two two cups of five hundred...... Note, US dollars!1888 cellar wine 2 taels of 5,000 ...... Note, euros!"
"I also want to remind everyone that the supply of world famous wine is very limited, and the sales are sold out in a blink of an eye, in order to express the most sincere congratulations to the flat world record wood man, hurry up and buy it, until the sale lasts, there is no store in this village!"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, you can order by mobile phone transfer, hurry up and order!"
"What, five hundred dollars for a glass of wine, and dollars, black, too black, even the blood is black, blacker than!" the crowd roared, furious.
I can't ...... Huang Lao However, Boss Huang monopolized the boxing business, and people said that they wanted 500 yuan for a glass of wine, US dollars! There were 499 glasses of wine, and the masses bought it!
Boss Huang also has a saying.
"You people, what do you want me to say, the starting price of the bet is 10,000 yuan without blinking, is 500 yuan still money?"
"I blush when I talk about 500 yuan a glass of wine, the consumption level is too low, and I lose the identity of everyone here!"
"You say, are you people who can't afford to buy a glass of wine for five hundred dollars?"
"You can't even afford 500 yuan for a glass of wine, can you still walk through the door of the ring?"
"Besides, how much do you say a glass of wine is expensive? 10 yuan, 20 yuan, 30 yuan, and now ten yuan is only a penny in those years, do you care about a penny or a few cents?
"I'm looking sideways and vertically, you're not people who care too much about money, are you......"
An old man's face couldn't hold back his expression and said: "Boss Huang, don't tell Lao Tzu again, I'll order a cup on my mobile phone...... No, I'm going to order three cups and pay my most sincere respect to the wooden man who equaled the world record!"
"That's right!" Boss Huang's chubby face kept smiling, "A rich person is a rich person, and a person with status is a person with status, and when you remind you, your status will come up, which is very different from the untouchables!"
"Ma Mai Pi, if you don't buy a glass of wine for 500 yuan, dollars! Lao Tzu will become a pariah, Gou Ri's boss Huang, the standard for distinguishing between rich and untouchables is so simple!"
The gym doesn't look like a boxing ring, with hundreds of people walking around in it, and it smells like a self-service bar.
To congratulate the black boxer who tied the world record.