How much does it cost to get a panda?

Counting only the cost of food, the most conservative estimate is that a panda will eat 1o million yuan a year, and there are a total of 4o 4 pandas in the base, which is 4ooo million in a year.

If you add in the overheads, labor, research, and veterinarian costs, it would be an astronomical amount.

The panda funds originally approved above, the share of zoo tickets, and Ji An's reward income can basically ensure that the rolling people do not have to worry about eating and drinking, and they can also have a little surplus.

But it's not enough to do something with these surpluses.

Director Niu didn't come to the base to mess around. Because of the last green umbrella notice, the above allocated 2o% to the base every year, and the leader means that there are only a few more pandas now, and they will be added slowly in the future.

But Director Niu didn't have the time to wait slowly, he was anxious to produce results, since the leader refused to give more, so he had to do it himself and have enough food and clothing.

Director Niu relied on the connections accumulated in the previous cultural and entertainment work in Beijing, as well as the experience of presiding over economic work in the local area, and specially invited a female star who is also well-known in the world to be a panda ambassador, specifically to promote the giant panda, and the next step is to set up a panda fund similar to crowdfunding, and the scope of crowdfunding is not limited to China.

Unexpectedly, he just wanted to let the female star come and shoot the pictorial with the most eye-catching little rolling, but was stopped by Ji An, the reason was that he repeatedly emphasized the regulations, Lao Niu had a kind of rush to lift a stone and hit his own feet.

And it's rare to say righteous words, Ji An feels very cool, he is with the Bull Demon King today, no matter what kind of propaganda ambassador she is, in short, she is not allowed to enter!

"Eh, little brother, introduce yourself, my name is ......" During the stalemate, the bearded man with the camera spoke.

Ji An looked at it, this beard was a short and tight version of Gao Xiaosong, with the same long shawl, the same face full of meat, a pair of black-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose to cover his ugliness, and a name that urged people to pee: Nangong Yiming.

This Nangong Yiming ...... Forget it, this short man came to the zoo a few days ago, stayed on the wall for an afternoon, looked at the cute black and white dumplings interacting with Ji An in the exhibition area, inspiration flocked to him, and beautiful pictures of female stars holding cute little rolls flashed in his mind.

As an "artist", Short and Tight has an incomprehensible persistent pursuit of beautiful pictures, seeing that Ji An refused to give in, he pretended to be familiar and wrapped his arms around Ji An's shoulders, and motioned to the female star: "Little brother, don't you know her?"

Ji An looks at it, knowing is knowing, but he is not interested in such a "big and three thick" girl.

The young man's preferences are nothing more than a few, short and tight lewd smile, and said: "One of the only few Victoria's Secret in Huaguo, let her take a photo with you as soon as she is in the circle of friends, and you will be famous." ”

Ji An still doesn't have a cold, Victoria's Secret also has it, and his value is not lower than this: "I'm sorry, this is a rule, you are not allowed to approach pandas without wearing a cover suit and a mask." ”

There was no way, the short man looked at Director Niu tightly, but Director Niu was also embarrassed, he couldn't slap himself in the face, so he had to say: "Put on all the masks, you can shoot the same." ”

Ji An: "That can't be filmed, she's not a breeder, she can't touch pandas." ”

The Bull Demon King squinted at the monkey, the monkey was holding a golden hoop stick to rebel, and the Bull Demon King was not a dry eater, in his words, a propaganda ambassador who knew nothing about pandas became a volunteer breeder specially hired by the base.

Who made Lao Niu the director of the base?

The female star was dressed, and the ran to Yueyue who was rocking the horse, and Ji An pouted unhappily.

And the high-skilled Bull Demon King is thinking about the next step to make money for the rolls.

The female star hugged Yueyue, Yueyue was already timid, smelled an unfamiliar smell, and covered her eyes with her two little paws, no matter how short she was or coaxed, it just didn't cooperate.

had no choice but to choose another one, Brother Mu...... Forget it, the whole briquette, hugged once and the body was dirty, the little poet Zhang Ka was looking for inspiration in the tree, and there was only Qiaoqiao, a child with ADHD who was left with a tiger head and a tiger brain.

Qiao Shaoxia's appearance is completely deceptive, after the female star picked it up, it was too late to do it now, with a scream, Qiao Shaoxia, who was dancing with teeth and claws, gave her a claw on the chest.

Seeing the torn blue robe, Ji An was in a good mood, and felt that his idea was right, it didn't matter if he couldn't deal with the Bull Demon King, there was still a Panda King in the base!

At this time, at the base, actor Dayu strictly implemented the script notified by the director today, and lay on the lawn of the outer house to bask in the sun and pretend to be dead.

Today's third awakening, Dayu now stood on the nose of a little sparrow who didn't know whether to live or die, Ji An warned not to fight the sparrow recently, Dayu shook his head, shook off the trick on the mouth tube.

Closed his eyes and fell asleep again, the little sparrow that had just been driven away flew back again, Dayu was stunned and lost his temper, and the big bear that he was angry and even beat himself suddenly slapped his paw to his mouth.

The poor little sparrow didn't have time to make a sound, and was pinched in the bear's claws by Dayu, and ran to the corner of the monitoring blind spot to squat and pluck his feathers.

Soon, a small pile of bird feathers was left in the corner, and Dayu, who finished eating, continued to lie back in place, licked his nose with his tongue, and closed his dark circles in the warm sun.

…………

The next day, Monday, Ji An is closed.

I slept until 10 o'clock in the morning, got up to wash and eat, and rode a small electric donkey to the city bureau.

At noon, in the office, Li Jing was also there, and Ji An gave the gift he brought back.

Li Jing hugged the fat tiger she hadn't seen for more than a month on the sand and made love, Ji An took out the ticket he had eaten the night before and asked the bureau where to pay the fine.

Lao Li took the ticket and looked at it, it was only 2o yuan, and he was still drunk driving in an electric car, he stroked a handful of hard boards like pig bristles, and said in a deep voice: "Ji An, how did you get a ticket? This problem is very serious." ”

Ji An was puzzled: "What's wrong with eating a drunk driving ticket?"

Lao Li: "Don't you know? Let me tell you the inside information, now the fine must be recorded in the file, and the personal credit rating will be lowered, which will have an impact on your loan, buying a house, getting married, and your children going to school in the future." ”

Ji An: "As for it?"

On the sand, Li Jing glanced at the two of them, did not speak, and continued to concentrate on the belly of the fat tiger.

Lao Li: "Why not, others think that as long as they pay the fine, they will be fine, but in fact, the problem is big." Have you ever heard of a heavier punishment for a second drunk driver? It is only because the first drunk driving has been recorded that you will know that it is the second time. ”

Ji An: "Then what should I do? I didn't know about this at all, I knew that I wouldn't drink and drive if I was killed." ”

Lao Li cleared his throat: "Of course I know that you will definitely not deliberately drink and drive."

In this way, you can let me go first. There will be an economic forum in Shancheng next month, and domestic and foreign bigwigs will come to participate, just 3 days, and in those 3 days, you will patrol inside and outside the venue, as long as there is no accident in these three days, I will help you eliminate the ticket record. ”

Ji An blinked: "There is still this kind of operation?"

"Tsk, don't you see who I am?" Yamashiro patted his chest.

Soon, Ji An left the ticket and left, and Li Jing asked.

Li Zhenshan said: "He rides a small electric donkey, and he doesn't have a driver's license, so he is considered a drunk driver." ”

Li Jing: "Then what should I do if he is fined?"

Lao Li smiled: "It's only 2o yuan, I'll pay it after work in a while, and I'll make a lot of money this time." ”

[Friendly reminder, cherish life, stay away from drunk driving. 】

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