Chapter 994: White Tiger Dart Bureau
"Let you raise so many wives, now you know the pain......"
Looking at the miserable Chen Guangda, Jiang Shilin patted him sympathetically, only she had no right to ask Chen Guangda to raise her, but Chen Guangda was suddenly surprised: "By the way, now sanitary napkins are valuable, just give me all your sanitary napkins, and leave two pieces per person!"
"Get out, if you dare to hit our sanitary napkin idea, the old lady will really turn her face with you......"
Xia Fei immediately glared at her viciously, Yan Qing and the other women were also fierce and vicious, but Chen Guangda was immediately dumbfounded, their most valuable thing was only two pieces of soap and a few packs of cigarettes, as for their gold and silver jewelry, it was not even as good as soap, and gold had long lost its former value.
"Don't you want to sell my cigarettes, I can eat people's ...... without smoke"
Chen Quan walked up directly and took away a few packs of cigarettes, and Lao Wu hurriedly took his cigarettes back, but Chen Guangda was even more difficult this time, grabbing his skull and saying bitterly: "Cigarettes can't be sold, weapons can't be sold, and your sanitary napkins can't be sold, you can't really let me sell my ass!"
"It's good to sell ass! I'm not against ......"
Li Damei nodded very seriously, but Yan Qing touched his face directly, and said with a lewd smile: "If you have a butt, you will sell your ass, and if you don't have a butt, you will find him a rich woman, anyway, he attracts bees and butterflies all day long, instead of cheapening those little sluts, it is better to let him be a duck, he will definitely make a lot of money by selling his appearance!"
"I agree! He's not a waste of ducks, if he can pick up ten guests a day, we might be able to make a fortune......
Xia Fei also came up and pinched Chen Guangda's buttocks, just like a female prostitute, she kept commenting on him, not caring about Chen Guangda's increasingly ugly face, Li Tingyu said in surprise: "He must be a top brand when he is a duck, let's quickly find a sign to hang on his neck, and it will be written on it...... Wild men are five or two once, male or female!"
"You're still not human, I'm your man, you actually let me be a duck ......"
Chen Guangda trembled and pointed at a group of women, so embarrassed that he couldn't even speak clearly, but Li Damei said nonchalantly: "It's not a good thing not to force you, if you don't want to be a duck, then hurry up and find a way to make money, we don't require you to have a house and a car, now you can eat enough and have a place to live!"
"Let me think about it before I ......"
Chen Guangda waved his hand very irritably, and subconsciously led everyone to the street, at this time the people who got up early to work had already come out, and the endless stream was very lively, Chen Guangda soon inquired about a material exchange office, and only after asking did he know that there was actually its own circulating currency, all of which were food stamps printed with plastic sheets.
"It seems that the wicked have a lot of contact with the outside, otherwise this food stamp will not be printed by machine......"
Chen Guangda took the thirty-five catties of food stamps he had exchanged, and kept looking back and forth, but he was directly stabbed by Xia Fei, and then he realized that the most important thing at the moment was to make money, and if he didn't have money, he would die here first without seeing the king of living corpses.
"I'll go! What the hell are these food stamps, it's not the same price......"
Chen Guangda was dumbfounded as soon as he walked into a noodle restaurant, a bowl of somen noodles actually cost two catties of food stamps, and with his thirty-five catties of food stamps, the nine of them ate two meals and it was gone, but the owner of the noodle restaurant said with a smile: "A few of them are from other places, few of us use food stamps, this food stamp, even half of the denomination is not worth it!"
"Damn......!
Chen Guangda sighed very depressedly, so he had to buy nine bowls of knife-cut noodles at a high price, and after sitting down, Yan Qing said: "Lao Chen, you don't have any skills, except for being able to drive an excavator, you are doing nothing, you will ask if there is a coffin shop later, or go to your old job, and we will also ask if there is any work we can do!"
"I said that you are a Southern Barbarian King, why do you have to have some special skills, you won't start by cheating, right......?"
Jiang Shilin looked at Chen Guangda very strangely, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said: "You really can't afford to support you, didn't Lao Tzu be empty-handed when he first started, I will find you a house to live in first, you don't have to worry about making money, just be your aunt's wife at home!"
"Pee, love you to death, then we can wait for your good news......"
Li Damei blinked delicately, Xia Fei simply offered a fragrant kiss and poured the ecstasy soup to Chen Guangda, but Chen Guangda couldn't say it in his heart, this place is almost poor, and the population is only one or two thousand, even if there is a coffin shop, I am afraid it will not recruit a man, to put it bluntly, this ghost place can't afford to die.
After eating noodles, Chen Guangda asked someone to inquire where there was a house for rent, but after asking, he learned that the houses here were actually the private property of the "boss lady", and if he wanted to rent a house, he had to go to the street office, so Chen Guangda had to take everyone to the street office again.
"Hey, look, ...... tricker."
Xia Fei suddenly grabbed Chen Guangda in surprise, only looked at the front of a large courtyard in front of him, not only stopped several carriages pulling goods, but also erected a large wooden board with "Recruitment Dart Master" written on the door, and when everyone looked up again, there was indeed a gold-lettered signboard hanging on the porch of the compound, with four big characters on it: "White Tiger Dart Bureau".
"Quanzai, put on the contact lenses ......"
Chen Guangda gently stabbed Chen Quan's arm, what Chen Quan hates most is wearing contact lenses, not to mention being girly, but now he can only take off his sunglasses and put on contact lenses, otherwise people will find out that he is a mutant, which will definitely cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.
After Chen Quan put on his contact lenses, Chen Guangda hurriedly walked over, the dart game has been disappearing for hundreds of years, but I didn't expect it to become popular again in this wicked desert, but when they walked in, they found that it was already crowded with applicants, and they were carrying all kinds of knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, and at first glance they thought they had arrived at the troupe.
"Listen! We're recruiting dart masters, dart masters, not monkey tricks......
The table was suddenly slammed down, and I saw a little girl standing up behind the recruitment desk, wearing a black arrow sleeve suit, just like a woman, but immediately someone was unconvinced and said: "Isn't the dart master just cutting people, if you have the ability, let your dart master come out to practice with us, and see who is the monkey!"
"If you want to practice, you two will go to the ...... together."
A majestic strong man suddenly stood up from behind the table, nearly two meters of terrifying size, born with a terrible sense of oppression, the guy who just yelled was startled at first, but immediately raised the brass knife and shouted: "Isn't it just a stupid big man, him!"
"Knock~"
The strong man suddenly grabbed a brass broadknife, and the heavy appearance was not a hundred catties, but he swung forward as lightly as a feather, and actually slashed the knife in the hands of the two guys, and when the two guys were terrified, he picked up the big slap like lightning and directly knocked the two people to the ground together.
"Hmph~ Look at what you can, I think you can cut people with a broken knife, right, you don't deserve to lift shoes for Lao Tzu ......"
The strong man kicked the two of them in the ass one by one, and the two immediately ran away, and this person should be the gold medal dart master here, he is also wearing a black arrow sleeve suit, and there is a golden "tiger" embroidered on his chest, exactly the same as the little girl who just slapped the table, and the others are either green or silver.
"If any of you can beat me, Lao Tzu will make an exception for you to admit ......"
The strong man put the broadsword on the ground majestically, and the bluestone slab on the ground actually cracked with a "click", and the applicants immediately widened their eyes in shock, and no one dared to go up to find a beating, but Chen Quan stepped forward and said: "If you win, you can be a dart master, right, how much is a dart master a month?"
"Haha~ If you can win against me, the conditions are up to you......"
The strong man directly raised his head and laughed, Chen Quan really didn't look like a deterrent, the middle-height person was still a little thin, even Chen Guangda's appearance was a little better than him, and several dart masters next to him immediately laughed: "Don't be self-conscious, that's our dart head, it's ...... to beat you ten."
"Knock~"
Before the words of several people were finished, Chen Quan suddenly moved, they only heard a muffled sound, and the majestic dart head flew out directly, smashing the door behind him with a "bang", and Chen Quan slowly pulled out the broadsword he inserted in the ground, and said lightly: "I should be the dart head now, right?"
"You ......"
Everyone looked at him dumbfounded, Chen Quan not only kicked the strong man away, but also picked up a brass broadsword weighing hundreds of catties with one hand, but the female dart head came back to her senses and said: "No! Even if you win, he is only a first-class dart master, and the dart heads are all old men of our dart board, and we must designate the head of the dart!"
"Damn, you dare to attack me, come again......"
The strong man who was kicked jumped up angrily, and rushed directly to Chen Quan with a roar, but Chen Quan suddenly threw the knife at him, and when the strong man subconsciously reached out to pick it up, Chen Quan kicked him violently and kicked him back again.
"Hmph~ a brute force, and a face as a dart......"
Chen Quan stood in place with great disdain, and it was only then that everyone found that he had not moved at all, but the strong man jumped up in annoyance, picked up the brass broadsword and was about to fight with Chen Quan, but the female dart head hurriedly hugged him and shouted: "Lao Yun! We are recruiting, not walking, you calm down first!"
"You kid wait for me......"
The strong man yelled angrily again, and then rushed into the house in a rage, while the young female dart head stayed for a while before stammering, "Please...... Please come and register first, explain your experience to us, and if it's okay, you'll be our first-class dart master!"
"Let's talk about how much money is a month, I won't do it if the money is less......"
Chen Quan looked at her very arrogantly, with no expression on his face, and the female dart head hurriedly said: "Don't worry! Our treatment is very generous, even if you don't work, you have a basic salary of fifty catties of rice and noodles, and if you have work, you will get a commission according to the value of the goods, basically it will not be less than three hundred catties a month!"
"I'm going to sign up too, hurry up and call your dart head out again, I'll beat him up first so you can see it......"
Chen Guangda immediately ran over with a grimace, and the female dart head immediately looked at him dumbfounded, who knew that even the fifth child walked over expressionlessly, looked at her and said: "Do you have anything more powerful, call it out and let me beat it, and double my basic salary!"
"Do you recruit a female dart master, I can also beat that stupid big one......"
"Hmph~ You guys are trying to find faults, right, call the vice president dart head out for me......"