(A 7-pound pike can grow up to 1 meter, so please don't apply the carp experience.) ）

The two of them now have a total of 30 US dollars, and there are still 4 meals to settle before they receive the bonus the day after tomorrow, so in addition to scrambled eggs with tomatoes, they can afford to eat egg and green onion soup, and the green onions are still planted in a pot by Lu Xiaoming's next-door neighbor from the balcony......

Anyway, as long as it's not Western food, Ji An doesn't pick it. But Lu Xiaoming said that he should bring a sea bass back to be steamed.

Ji An seconded the proposal, he forgot about it in the afternoon, and only remembered it when he went to the supermarket to buy groceries. The fishing license also says that the sea bass can be taken away if it exceeds a certain size, and the reason why the old rice is not eaten is that they will not remove the fishy smell of freshwater fish.

Starved to death Ji An and Lu Xiaoming, and he would not be hungry to the fat tiger, the little fat man finished eating a full meal of dog food, and leisurely lay at Ji An's feet to doze off.

When the two put down the chopsticks, Ji An proposed rock-paper-scissors, and the loser washed the dishes.

Lu Xiaoming sternly refused, this child was possessed by bad luck since he was a child, and he rarely won in guessing boxing, so he asked the person who said he won to wash the dishes.

Ji An didn't check any of them, he accidentally got hit, and he lost, and it is estimated that there are few people on the earth who can compare with Lu Xiaoming.

Willing to gamble and lose, Ji An cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks on the table. In fact, he has always wondered how someone can quarrel and divorce because of such a trivial matter as washing dishes, everyone plays guessing boxing, the probability of winning or losing is 50%, it is impossible to lose all the time, it is your turn today, it is my turn tomorrow, what is there to quarrel about?

There is only one such a big mold god as Lu Xiaoming.

Not long after, Ji An shook off his hands and walked out of the kitchen, and Lu Xiaoming suddenly shouted: "! Lazy, come and see, it's a big deal!"

Listening to his tone, Ji An thought that the earth was about to explode, so he ran over to take a look, and in the video uploaded to the fishing tackle shop website, Old John also made a 16-pound pike.

Ji An said: "Isn't that the same as us? If no one catches a bigger one tomorrow, how will the prize be calculated?"

According to the rules of the competition, in the case of the same weight, the error is less than 1 catty, and the two sides will share the bonus equally.

Damn, we have to divide more than 1,000 US dollars, lazy, let's go and make a bigger one tomorrow!"

Ji An also didn't like to share money with others, so he nodded in agreement. Subsequently, Lu Xiaoming began to edit the video he shot today, preparing to open a new YouTube channel in the evening and upload the video.

Ji An took his mobile phone to search for experience in online pike fishing.

On the other side of the farm, Ji An and they needed money, and Old John also needed it, and when they saw Ji An on the fishing tackle shop website, they also caught a 16-pound one, and the old man slapped the table heavily and scolded again: "Fxxk-It!"

At 8 o'clock in the evening, Lu Xiaoming finished editing the video and discussed the name of the YouTube channel with Ji An.

"No. 1 in China? no, change to a hot one. Lu Xiaoming refuted Ji An's proposal.

"The first in the world?"

"It still doesn't work, someone took it. ”

Ji An complained: "Why is it so troublesome to choose a name now? Damn, the universe is the first, there is no one here, right?"

Lu Xiaoming tried it and found that it could, and then, two men with wild hearts decided that the YouTube channel would be called "No. 1 in the Universe". Lu Xiaoming first took an eye-catching title for the 5-minute video of Ji An catching a crocodile and attached a crocodile label. After editing, Ji An's process of catching a total of 19 fish today was posted in the second video.

Ji An said: "I just checked, 5 o'clock in the morning and evening is the best time to fish for pike, and we will get up early tomorrow and go to do it again." ”

Of course, Lu Xiaoming, who was in a hurry to eat, had no opinion.

Ji An and bean sprouts have no habit of sleeping with men, Lu Xiaoming took out a mattress from under the bed, brought a quilt pillow, Ji An slept on the ground next to the bed, and the fat tiger lay next to him, waiting for the mobile phone to ring tomorrow morning, the little fat man dutifully came over to lick and wake up Ji An, not afraid of not being able to get up.

In order not to be hungry this month, the two poor beeps went to bed early before 10 o'clock to brew sleep.

At 4:50 the next morning, as soon as the mobile phone rang, Ji An, who was still affected by the jet lag, immediately got up and pressed it. After getting up, he found that the bean sprouts were still sleeping soundly, and Ji An, who had a chicken nest, smiled cheaply and hugged the fat tiger to bed.

The little fat man took it as he could, stretched out his tongue and licked it enthusiastically on Lu Xiaoming's face.

It was probably too early, and the fat tiger couldn't lick him awake, hugged the little fat man with his backhand, and whispered: "Qiongqiong, don't make trouble." ”

", so the bean sprouts have already been opened?" A thick sense of frustration rose from Ji An's head.

Fat Tiger is a stubborn fat dog with fried chicken, and when he saw that he didn't wake up Lu Xiaoming, he expressed his dissatisfaction. was covered by an arm, just face to face with Lu Xiaoming, and the little fat man continued to lick it.

"Qiongqiong......" The bean sprouts were still whispering, Xu had dreamed of something, and the child pouted......

Ji An covered his mouth and laughed vigorously, recorded it with his mobile phone, then took the fat tiger away, took away the smile, and called: "Bean sprouts, bean sprouts~ Get up, we have to go fishing." ”

Pushing and shaking again, Lu Xiaoming opened his eyes, slowed down for a while before he woke up from his dream, sat up, and asked, "What time is it?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock, and we're going to have to hurry up and get out. I'll go brush my teeth and wash my face first, you get up quickly and bring our lunch in the lunch box. Ji An walked into the bathroom.

Early in the morning, it was drizzling outside, so the two of them each wore a raincoat and got on their bicycles.

On the way, Lu Xiaoming said: "Lazy, I dreamed of Qiongqiong in the morning." ”

Ji An bit his lip hard, and asked about the details of the dream seriously, and the bean sprouts said, "You don't understand the adult's business, I told you about it." ”

"Wang~" The fat tiger who was covered in the raincoat behind him barked dissatisfiedly, indicating that the bean sprouts dreamed of it was actually it, but Lu Xiaoming didn't understand dog language, his nostrils were open, and he rode on the car with a pig brother looking like a pig and reminiscing about the dream.

Seeing this, Ji An pinched the handlebar, so he didn't leak a sound.

Due to the early hours and the rain again, the two of them rode until yesterday's lake, and there was no one but them.

They thought of getting up early to fish so that they could monopolize the prize, how could old John not think of it?

Ji An began to throw the rod in a raincoat, the sound of the engine came, and the old man approached in a small boat.

As he passed, the old man deliberately accelerated, the boat made a sharp turn, and the waves rushed to the shore, and Ji An took several steps back to avoid getting his shoes wet.

The old man laughed and walked away, Ji An raised his eyebrows, and continued to throw the rod near the reeds, as long as there was another big fish, the old man would cry to death for a while.

Retribution came quickly, at 7:10 in the morning, the light rain stopped, the sun rose, and soon after Ji An took off his raincoat, there was an amazing pulling force from the end of the fishing line.

After a struggle, the huge dogfish with a body length of 1.3 meters and a bulging belly came out of the water, and it was definitely bigger than the old man yesterday.

At present, this lake is the three of Old John, Ji An, and Lu Xiaoming, Ji An carefully picked the gill cover, held it up, and compared it to the old man on the water in the distance.

The old man burst out with a burst of scolding, Ji An ignored him, and said to Lu Xiaoming: "I saw it yesterday, I heard that pike is not delicious, there are too many spines, another variant of pike, perch barracuda, tastes good, and there are almost no spines, many locals recommend taking it back to eat."

Anyway, the fishing method is the same, I try to get one and then go, and come home in the evening with a pot of boiled fish fillet. ”

Ji An's newly caught pike weighed 21 catties, which had already broken the annual record of the local fishing tackle shop, which meant that the bonus was already in his pocket, and Lu Xiaoming, who did not have to worry about starvation, nodded on the spot.

After a while, the hoarse barking of the old corgi suddenly came from the silent water, and Ji An saw that the old man on the dinghy was gone.