Zhou Yunyang wants to knock out the thunderbolt.

Lanhai is something that you can't think of.

He really couldn't understand why Zhou Yunyang wanted to knock him out.

Knocking on the chestnut is patented, and the father knocks the son.

Now Zhou Yunyang asked someone to knock him out.

The incident seems absurd, playful, and even more insulting.

Lan Hai's anger suddenly jumped out of his head, Lao Tzu is good or not, he walked out of Kyoto to see how many people are higher, and Nima also dared to knock Lao Tzu on the chestnut violence.

What's more, if you are almost sixty years old, you are not afraid of thunder and thunder when you knock Lao Tzu.

The next moment, however, he wilted.

He has a "document" in Zhou Yunyang's hand, and he still needs to be hard to strike iron, and he can't afford to be hard, and the anger that bursts out of his head must be withdrawn.

He said: "Chairman Zhou, I have a nervous breakdown and often get dizzy, you see the ...... of the trembling storm."

"Hey, this old man means that he can knock him out, there are still such things in the world. Zhou Zhenhai observed his heart and said, his expression was a little strange.

Zhou Yunyang shouted: "I never say my words twice!"

Zhou Zhenhai originally didn't dare to knock on Lanhai's chestnut storm, just think about it, a sixty-year-old person, a ministerial, is not afraid of breaking his arm when knocking someone's chestnut storm.

But now that he listened to the conversation between the two, he dared to knock, without a little psychological burden, and knocked it righteously.

Zhou Zhenhai was excited in his heart, knocking on the violence of ministerial-level figures, there are a few people in the world, and when they talk about this matter, they are not bullish.

If you don't knock out five big blood bags on your forehead, Lao Tzu swears not to be a man.

Zhou Zhenhai walked up to Lan Hai and carefully observed Lan Hai's forehead.

Wide, tall, protruding, and bright are the characteristics of Lan Hai's forehead, which shows that Lan Hai's brain is rich in brain marrow, and he is smart, which is worthy of being the material for ministers.

Zhou Zhenhai carefully designed, five large blood bags are displayed on his forehead in a straight line, and with the characteristics of his forehead, his forehead can form a new bright spot.

For a while, Zhou Zhenhai swelled, "On the X day of X year and X month, Zhou Zhenhai, a native of Qingyuan, knocked the minister five chestnuts, and the five blood bags were lined up on the minister's forehead, becoming the first cow man in the world to knock on the minister. ”

He also thought, "Can this be a Guinness Book of Records?"

Zhou Zhenhai's middle knuckle was full of strength, and he was about to knock Lan Hai down.

"You dare!" Lan Hai shouted.

He is a minister, when has he been humiliated like this, he glared at Zhou Zhenhai angrily.

Zhou Zhenhai's body trembled, the person froze there, and his raised hand did not dare to knock it down.

Lan Hai saw that the cheers worked, and said intimidatingly: "The Zhou family is rampant and domineering, is there any royal law!"

"Pound!" Zhou Yunyang slapped the coffee table and drank, "The Zhou family has always relied on the royal law to live, Lao Tzu knocked on your chestnut violence, you immediately call the police and sue Lao Tzu for beating you, according to the identification of minor injuries, Lao Tzu will be punished by at least six months of detention, and Lao Tzu is willing to accept the punishment!"

Lan Hai's eyes shrank, Zhou Yunyang was willing to accept the punishment, did he dare to receive the punishment?

The fear in my heart came suddenly, I was impulsive, Lao Tzu was impulsive, impulsive was the devil, and it almost caused a catastrophe.

I have a "document" in Zhou Yunyang's hand, how can I be impulsive.

If Zhou Yunyang were an ordinary person, Lao Tzu would kill him, and he would have nowhere to redress his grievances.

However, he has an old man's background.

The old man wants to stew him and fry him, and he only has to bear it.

Now he is holding the "document" in his hand, even if he hands over the "document" and no one pays attention to it, the old man instructs to act according to the "document", who dares to ignore it.

If it's slow, I'm afraid that the old man will be powerful and hit the board.

How could he not understand that the reason why Zhou Yunyang threw out the "document" was to give him a showdown.

Knocking on the chestnut is Zhou Yunyang's attitude.

It is your own attitude to accept the knocking and not to accept the knocking violence.

If he doesn't accept the five chestnut violence, this is forcing Zhou Yunyang to have a showdown.

Thinking about this thoroughly, Lan Hai looked embarrassed and ashamed, and said to Zhou Yunyang: "It's okay to tell him to knock lightly." ”

The last moment he was cold with his eyebrows, and the next moment he lowered his eyebrows.

Zhou Yunyang almost burst out laughing.

A minister is a minister, pay attention to study, firmly grasp the overall situation, and change thinking so quickly.

Fu Zhigao was arrested and insisted on three days and three nights before betraying the revolution, if Lan Hai was captured by the enemy, the betrayal was only a matter of the last second and the next second.

Zhou Yunyang punned on the words: "If you don't master the scale, can your forehead withstand the knock?"

"That's that, that's. Lan Hai subconsciously said, and he was extremely embarrassed when he said it.

Zhou Zhenhai burst out laughing, held back his laughter, and carefully observed Lan Hai's head.

He wasn't in a hurry to knock Lan Hai's forehead with a chestnut now, he wanted to speak.

He said, "You have a few hairs on your head, and you can comb them in a mess.

I twist your ears with my left hand, and strike your chestnuts with my right hand.

If your head doesn't move, you can't hurt your hair, if your head dodges, Lao Tzu will pull your hair and knock the chestnut storm, and then don't say that I will use the knock force to knock the chestnut storm to wipe out a few hairs on your head. ”

"Don't move, my head promises to stay still. Tap lightly, I'm afraid of pain, and I'm grateful after the incident. Lan Hai said.

Zhou Yunyang said: "Thank you, there is a service fee for knocking on the chestnut storm."

Do you think it's a white knock?

Zhou Zhenhai, you give him the service fee first.

Deputy Director Deng, you testify, he cheated on the accounts and went to court to fight a lawsuit, and you are a witness. ”

Deng Zhengren hurriedly said: "I testify, I am fair and notal, and I promise not to let him repay his debts." ”

"There is such an operation?" Zhou Zhenhai was happy in his heart.

Zhou Zhenhai asked Lan Hai: "How much do you give?"

Zhou Zhenhai knocked out the storm and asked for a service fee, is there such a charging item?

Nima is also too arrogant.

However, Lan Hai had to consider that it would not hurt to buy it with money, and it would not hurt his head to buy it, and the service fee must also be derived.

He said, "Fifty thousand." ”

"50,000?" Of course, Zhou Zhenhai knows the basic market of officialdom transactions, "I don't know how many times you accept bribes of 50,000, and you are so stingy with service fees, is it too underestimated?"

"No, it's not ......"

"It's not a ball!" Zhou Zhenhai caught fire, "I thought Lao Tzu was a rout, and I could send it away with a little bit." What's wrong with Lao Tzu's knocking on the chestnut storm, the chestnut storm is light and heavy. 50,000 Lao Tzu smashed your dog's skull and let the brains flow out and lose his life on the spot......"

"Three hundred thousand!" Lan Tian hurriedly raised the price.

"300,000 Lao Tzu knocked your dog's head bones into spider webs, lay on the hospital bed for two years without getting up, and had a concussion for a lifetime, and never had a chance to be an official!"

"One million!" Lan Tian hurriedly raised the price.

"A million Lao Tzu knocked a hole in your dog's skull and put some blood out, and you will suffer from vertigo for the rest of your life. Zhou Zhenhai shouted.

Zhou Zhenhai suddenly discovered that knocking on the chestnut storm turned out to be a decent job with high gold content, and there were five knocks on one million, but there was no door.

"Two million!" Lan Tian hurriedly raised the price.

"Nima is also a ministerial, not happy at all, how good it is to report the number in one bite, squeeze out two million like squeezing toothpaste, and meet Nimat bad luck!"

"What, meet the minister's bad luck?" I am afraid that only Zhou Yunyang's people can shout.

Zhou Zhenhai looked at Zhou Yunyang at this time.

Zhou Yunyang smiled, meaning that you will stop it for two million.

Since they came, no one dared to leave without fifty million.

Knock on the long chestnut violence, physical and mental pleasure, and income, where to find such a good thing.

However, Zhou Zhenhai is a small common man, knocking five chestnut riots to get 2 million, and one chestnut storm service fee of 400,000 yuan, which is already the asking price of the sky.

If he asked for the price again, he was afraid that his heart would explode under the pressure.

Zhou Zhenhai twisted Lan Hai's ear with his left hand, and the thumb joint bone of his middle finger protruded into a fist with his right hand, knocking Lan Tian's forehead down at once.

"Ka!"

Zhou Zhenhai slammed a chestnut on Lan Hai's forehead.

Lan Hai trembled and screamed: "Pain!"

I saw that Lan Hai's forehead instantly turned blue, and then it was blood-red, and the blood bulge was visible to the naked eye.

Zhou Yunyang smiled, this chestnut storm was not lightly knocked, and he almost broke his forehead skull.

"Ka!"

Zhou Zhenhai's second chestnut hit Lan Hai's left forehead.

"Ouch......"

Lan Hai couldn't hold back his screaming all of a sudden, and his head couldn't help but go away.

Zhou Zhenhai was unhappy, and his hand suddenly reached over and grabbed a few hairs on Lan Hai's head, only to pull it slightly, and the few hairs in his hand were separated from Lan Hai's head.

Originally, scarce was expensive.

A few hairs in Lanhai are like desert plants such as Suosuo, which is good, and Suosuo pulls out its head to make the desert even more barren.

Seeing the hair in Zhou Zhenhai's hand, Lan Hai's heart was bleeding.

His hand was just like that, and the few hairs on his head were almost completely wiped out.

Others are good nights, and a moment is worth a thousand gold.

He's worth a lot of money with a shot on his head, so it's gone.

But did he dare to say anything?

The value of a hair is worth claiming from Zhou Yunhai.

He cried and cried: "I gave out two million, can you be lighter." ”

Zhou Zhenhai said: "If you don't break your head bones with the two million that you said, after my five chestnuts are knocked, you will go to the hospital to take a film, and you won't take a penny for breaking your head bones." ”

"Ka!"

"Ah......h

There are three blood packets on the forehead, one is in the middle, and the two blood packets are one left and one right, and the three bags are arranged neatly and evenly.

Immediately afterwards, two more "Titica" sounds were heard, Lan Hai screamed, and the five chestnut storms were finished.

Deng Zhengren saw that Lan Tian was violently beaten, and five rows of large blood bags were knocked on his forehead, and the humiliation and resentment of being chased and beaten dissipated a lot.

After all, being beaten is much more cruel than being chased and beaten, and he can still run away with sticks and dare to curse.

Lan Hai, seeing being knocked out, didn't dare to move, didn't dare to run away, and didn't dare to scold people.

As a minister, being bullied like this by ants is really not pretentious.

Chestnut Storm finished.

Zhou Yunyang looked at Lan Hai: "Do you want to go to the doctor to shoot and then pay the service fee?"

"No, give it now. Lan Hai said with a sad face.

Lan Hai's heart was bleeding.

The humiliation enveloped him like a haze, and he sat still and couldn't take a step.

He originally had the strong backing of the country, no one dared to do anything to him, even if someone was a little disrespectful to him, he also had the ability to ruin people's families.

However, he is now afraid of the country, Zhou Yunyang, and he is afraid to death, because his fate is in the hands of Zhou Yunyang.

He was a smart man, thinking of enduring humiliation here and finding his place elsewhere to regain his minister's place.

Lan Hai said to Zhou Zhenhai with a sad face: "Transfer money by mobile phone." ”