The British guard of honour is strong and flexible, and its steps look chic and stretched.

The national army is vigorous and sonorous, reflecting the strong beauty of destroying the withering and decaying of the mountains and seas.

The Chinese people are accustomed to the strength and beauty of the national army, and they don't seem to be happy with Britain's strength, flexibility, and chic.

The British coaches are also brainless, they train to stick to their steps, plus the language barrier, a dozen coaches sweat profusely, with little effect.

The age gap between the 180 family members is also relatively large, some are in their twenties and thirties, and some are in their forties and fifties.

People in their forties and fifties have stiff ligaments, how to make their legs weak and up.

Of course, people in their twenties and thirties are not trained, and their legs are just as weak and unable to get up.

However, the British instructors were stubborn and insisted on training according to their own set of conditions.

In the eyes of British coaches, none of the 180 honor guards are qualified to walk, and they cannot train a world-class honor guard.

What they have to do is first learn by walking.

However, the guard of honor has been walking for at least 20 years, and the steps have long been set, and the British coach can easily change them.

More than a dozen coaches shouted at the training ground, but none of them could get the step they needed to take.

The training ground was in chaos.

A day passed without any progress in training.

Zhou Yunyang saw the crux of the problem on the side, none of the 180 people could follow the requirements of the British coach.

If the basic steps are not up to standard, how can you still train.

Zhou Yunyang found the instructor and discussed: "The procedures and formation of the welcome ceremony are according to your training, and the walking steps are according to our standards." ”

The British instructor glared at Zhou Yunyang: "I took Mr. Zhou's high salary, and I want to train a world-class honor guard for Mr. Zhou."

Only in this way can I be worthy of Mr. Zhou's salary.

If Mr. Zhou forces me to change my training method, I will resign immediately, and ask Mr. Zhou to ask me to hire another master!"

Zhou Yunyang scolded in his heart, there is still half a month for Philips to visit Zhou's house, where is Lao Tzu going to ask Gao Ming.

The British instructor looked angry: "I train the honor guard in the palace, and I want them to lift their legs for as long as they want."

If you want their legs to step slowly, their legs will step slowly.

As you want their legs to be bent, their legs will be bent.

Your legs are too stiff and your people are too stupid.

The legs are harder than the legs of the old cow, and the people are dumber than the brains of the old cow.

Their legs were lifted for less than ten seconds, and before they could reach the ground, their bodies fell to the ground first.

It's just a bunch of unteachable fools.

I really wonder how you guys choose the honor guards.

I heard that your country has the money to buy ghost grinding, these people are pushed by ghosts, right?

Do you know, they are rotten wood that cannot be sculpted, and such people also want to train to be honor guards, thinking that honor guards are cabbages in the rotten market, and they can train them to be honored guards to welcome heads of state and government to visit.

I really didn't expect Mr. Zhou to be such an irresponsible person. ”

Zhou Yunyang had nothing to say.

Who called his chosen man like this?

I chose 180 people out of less than 500 people, and it was good to be able to select these people.

You know, the National Honor Guard is selected from more than a billion people, and you completely deny their training, try to retrain, and see if you can train the steps you want to train.

You brainless, you actually use ghosts to push and grind and ridicule Lao Tzu.

Zhou Yunyang was furious.

Didn't you say that Lao Tzu has hard thighs and stupid brains?

Lao Tzu wants you to see if their thighs are hard or not, and their brains are stupid.

Zhou Yunyang returned to his room.

Of course, Di Nina saw the fame, and said to Zhou Yunyang: "Doesn't your country like to engage in special features? I know at a glance that their minds are tendons, so I quit them and have a special honor guard."

The special honor guard that Di Nina said actually means to pull it out and deal with it.

In the end, it was his wife, and at the critical moment, he came up with a solution for himself in combination with the national situation.

Zhou Yunyang hugged Di Nina and kissed him, saying, "Di Nina, you are really my good wife." It is precisely because you are my good wife that I want to fight in front of them, so that they can see whether Lao Tzu's thighs are hard and his brain is stupid. ”

Zhou took out the space mineral water and wild fruits, and diluted a large vat of water.

He looked at the space water and the wild fruit, and felt a knife-like pain in his heart, if these things were sold to the United Kingdom, I am afraid that they could be sold for billions of pounds, and even if they were bought at the Kyoto General Hospital, it would be hundreds of millions of people's coins.

Now I don't want a penny, let people drink it casually.

Zhou Yunyang asked Yu Xiaomin to bring 200 drink bottles from the beverage factory, and filled them in the house with Yu Xiaomin and Di Nina for half a day, and each bottle filled with half a cup of drink in the house.

After dinner, Zhou Yunyang called 180 honor guards into the Zhou family's compound and stood in line.

Zhou Yunyang stood up, looking to the left and to the right, shouting, his eyes swept over one hundred and eighty people.

He said: "After a day of training, the British scolded you for your hard thighs and stupid brains, and Lao Tzu blushed for you.

You really have hard thighs and stupid brains, and you can't even walk.

The British didn't call you pigs, they called you cattle.

I see that you are secretly happy.

I think the cattle are industrious and loyal, and the British praise you!

As everyone knows, the British don't eat pork, only beef, and they scold you for being stupider than cows, and give us a meaning of being stupider than pigs!"

One hundred and eighty people woke up to the fact that the British scolded them for being stupid cows, stupider than stupid cows, and they really felt a little proud in their hearts.

Old cattle, ploughing cattle, and widowed cattle, that is the pride of the Chinese people!

The above commends the below, saying that you are as loyal to the cause as a cow, and that you are as diligent as a cow in your work, which is the highest evaluation and affirmation from above to below.

I didn't expect them to eat cows and pigs, and they had no individual impression of pigs, so they didn't scold Lao Tzu for being stupider than pigs.

The British actually scolded Lao Tzu for being stupider than a pig, and one hundred and eighty people were angry: "The British of Mamai criticized Lao Tzu for beating Lao Tzu on a warship more than a hundred years ago, and now they dare to scold Lao Tzu for being stupider than a cow, and Lao Tzu fought for them!"

Zhou Yunyang shouted: "Do you know that scolding is to kill people?"

One hundred and eighty people can't understand it, and they scold and scold, strictly speaking, they are gentlemen, and if a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, how can he die?

Zhou Yunyang said: "Saddam Hussein and Gaddafi are the heads of state, and the two of them have a big temper, and they scold Lao Mei, Lao Ying, Lao Fa or something at every turn. As a result, Lao Mei, Lao Ying, and Lao Fa were annoyed by scolding, and they raised their slaps and slapped them, and the two of them died without a place to be buried!"

One hundred and eighty think about it, when this is really the case, they are silent one by one, and they dare not scold the British anymore.

Zhou Yunyang said: "If people bully you, you scold, why do you scold, because you can't bully back."

To put it bluntly, scolding is a sign of incompetence.

Incompetent people scold, there is only one result, death!

Just now someone shouted to the British coach to fight, you can't walk, what to take for someone to fight?

You really want to fight for the British coach, don't say that the British coach wants to kill you, I want to kill you!

……”

Yu Xiaomin glanced at Zhou Yunyang and said, "Tell them this, I think you are idle and have nothing to do." ”

Di Nina looked at Zhou Yunyang scolding with a smile on the side, and was very interested in Zhou Yunyang's scolding.

Zhou Yunyang said: "I gave you a body soup and a brain sobering agent, you drank it, whoever is scolded by the British during training again, even if you are the ancestor of the Zhou family, I will beat you out of the Zhou family." ”

What kind of soup and what medicine is so powerful, everyone looked at Zhou Yunyang with timid eyes, could it be that the ancestors of the Zhou family changed their methods to beat us out of the Zhou family?

Everyone was elated when they were selected, but now they all have sad faces.

Yu Xiaomin commanded people to distribute drink bottles to everyone.

With the help of Dinina, she picked up the bottles and handed them out.

Yu Xiaomin said: "You are the owner, don't do what the next person does." ”

"Didn't your country say that it was all revolutionary work, regardless of whether it was high or low?"

Yu Xiaomin said: "That's what I said to my subordinates." ”

Dinina asked, "Can the Venerable Master be duplicitous?"

Yu Xiaomin was speechless.

Zhou Yunyang monitored everyone to drink the body soup and brain awakening agent, asked everyone to wash the bottle with water, and then asked everyone to drink the bottle washing water as well.

Then assemble and stand in line, turn left and run in unison.

One hundred and eighty people ran towards the largest bathhouse in Qingyuan.

More than a dozen British coaches, you look at me, I look at you, shook their heads, and their faces were blank, "What the hell is Zhou Yunyang doing, can he change the walking posture of this group of cattle with a single mess." ”

Zhou Yunyang, the largest bathhouse in Qingyuan, was packed overnight.

What made the owner of the bathhouse unbelievable was that the one hundred and eighty members of the Zhou family were unimaginably dirty, and they washed a few bathing pools.

The whole bathhouse smelled fishy.

Six o'clock in the morning.

The British coach blows the whistle.

One hundred and eighty people ran into the training ground in unison, and each one felt as light as a swallow.

The British coach also heard that the sound of running away was very different from the first day, and his face was different, could it be that Zhou Yunyang had changed.

The sky was already dark, and the faces of people could be seen clearly.

The coach carefully distinguished, it was still the same people as yesterday, and none of them had changed.

The training begins with a ten-kilometer run along the square.

"One-two-one, one-two-one, one-two-three-four, one-two-three-four!"

One hundred and eighty people, with neat footsteps, trampled on the ground and made a thunderous sound.

Yesterday morning I ran down and dropped four out of five people.

Running down this morning, not a single one of the 180 people was left behind.

All of them are not panting, tired, sweating, and do not sweat, and they don't seem to have run any ten kilometers at all.

The coach grabbed a person and listened to the heart, and the person's heart was beating normally.

The British coach couldn't help but sigh, "It's weird!"

It's time for morning exercises, assemble.

"Stand up, it, stand up, disband!"

One hundred and eighty people spread their feet and ran to the restaurant for breakfast.

The British coach followed him to the restaurant, and saw that one hundred and eighty people had turned into one hundred and eighty hungry ghosts, all of them gobbling up, and the breakfast prepared by the restaurant was swept away by one hundred and eighty people in a few minutes.