Chapter 1051: Human Affection is Warm and Cold
"I slashed at that time, and the guy's blood sprayed all over my face, and his brothers were all scared and stupid, and I was forced to cut them all over with two machetes......"
Liu Minghao, who was foaming at the mouth, became more and more energetic, holding a pair of chopsticks and constantly comparing with Chen Guangda, simply blowing the little cow over and over in the sky, and several of his wives were even more acting skills next to him, not only holding his heart with both hands but also full of worship on his face, and from time to time he let out a huge exclamation.
"Haozi! you're amazing......
Chen Guang laughed and held a cup of hot tea, very qualified in front of the enthusiastic audience, although Liu Minghao blew too much, but gave him a very cordial feeling, as if he had returned to his hometown and listened to his classmates blowing there, anyway, he patted his ass and forgot to clean it the next day.
"Guofu! don't be a coolie for others, you can't earn a lot of money by playing with your life all day, let's do it with your buddies in the future, and I promise to earn more than what you earn now......"
Liu Minghao stopped bragging unsatisfactorily, and threw a moldy Chinese root to Chen Guangda, and his wife Wu Yi also said with a smile: "Yes! Our family Haozi specializes in lending money in casinos, although he doesn't earn too much, but it's much better than you being a coolie, I guess you're still a single dog!"
"Well, I'm not married......"
Chen Guangda nodded very honestly, but Liu Minghao hugged his aunts and wives and smiled lewdly: "Let me tell you, this place is our man's paradise, as long as you have the ability to marry as many wives as you want, do you know what it's like to sleep with four women, even if you take a fairy, you won't change it!"
"Yes, yes, you are the emperor of our family, you let us pout, we don't dare to lie on our stomachs......"
Wu Yimei lay on his shoulder like silk, and the other two aunts and wives also immediately entangled, not caring that outsiders were present and started flirting, and Liu Minghao said shamelessly: "Do you want to sleep with such a beautiful woman as your sister-in-law, as long as you follow me to make a lot of money, you will have as many beauties as you want!"
"My sister-in-law is so beautiful, I don't dare to think about ......"
Chen Guang laughed and waved his hand, although Wu Yi used to be their school flower, but now it seems that he is just a middle-class and upper-class appearance, but Wu Yi hated iron and said like steel: "Look at your talent, aren't beautiful women just used to sleep, if you can pay five hundred catties of food stamps out, these beauties in our family are up to you, right, husband?"
"Don't joke about the wealth of the country, if he has 500 catties of food stamps, he won't be a coolie......"
Liu Minghao glanced at Chen Guangda with some embarrassment, and finally felt that this topic was a bit excessive, but the little nanny who had been busy in the kitchen happened to come out and directly put two plates of steaming stir-fried vegetables on the table, but it was either fried shredded potatoes or boiled Chinese cabbage, and not even a little shredded meat could be seen.
"What the fuck are you burning......
Liu Minghao slapped the table heavily, pointed at the little nanny and shouted angrily: "You want me to be embarrassed, right, is this something that people eat, Lao Tzu gave you the money to buy vegetables, did you lose it or did you take it and raise the little white face?"
"That's it, the guests are still fooling people with these pig food, I think you are deliberately embarrassing our husband......"
Wu Yi snorted coldly, and the remaining two aunts and wives were also sneering, but the little nanny suddenly burst out and shouted: "You guys are enough, these dishes are still on credit from others, you can eat them if you want, if you don't eat them, you can get out of here, our family can't afford to raise you moths!"
"Do you want to die, the money that Lao Tzu gave you......"
Liu Minghao jumped up directly, blushing and having a thick neck, but the little nanny sobbed with red eyes and said: "You haven't come back with a penny for three months, the three of them not only have to eat and drink every day, Wu Yi also has to drink, smoke, buy clothes and buy cosmetics, the money you gave me has already been spent, and we don't even have money to pay next month's rent!"
"You fart, how can the money that Lao Tzu gave you spend so quickly, you must have hidden it......"
Liu Minghao yelled angrily, but the little nanny said with a desperate face: "Liu Minghao, tell me a little conscience, I am the wife you are marrying, I don't care if you find so many women to come back, what do you still think of me, do you want me to pick up customers on the road before you are willing?"
"Go, why don't you go, you don't pee and take pictures, who wants you to be virtuous, if I hadn't seen my previous relationship, I would have dumped you a long time ago......"
Liu Minghao pointed at her with a blue face and roared, the little nanny immediately turned her head and was about to rush out, but Chen Guangda grabbed her and said: "Sister-in-law! Everyone has a time to memorize words, but as long as you are willing to work hard, you can make a comeback sooner or later, you can take this money and buy some food and come back, and the rest will be my meeting gift!"
"A thousand pounds? I can't ask for ......."
The little nanny immediately refused in a panic, and Liu Minghao and the others were also shocked, but Liu Minghao immediately ran over and said: "Hehe~ Since it is a part of Guofu's heart, you don't want to push it anymore, but Guofu, where did you get so many food stamps, aren't you working as a coolie?"
"I picked them up on the battlefield, and many people died when Shabak fought Fairy Lake......"
Chen Guang laughed and took out a pack of serious cigarettes, and distributed them directly to Liu Minghao and Wu Yi, then sat back at the table and picked up the dishes and chopsticks, but Liu Minghao shouted urgently: "Ma Ting, what are you still doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and buy some good food and come back, remember to buy a few more bottles of good wine!"
"Buy me two more packs of cigarettes......"
Wu Yi also shouted happily, sat back at the table with joy, and then asked: "Guofu! I heard that the battle of Fairy Lake was led by Chen Guangda himself, have you seen him, did he die with Liu Hao, the king of the northwest?"
"I didn't see Chen Guangda, anyway, that's what everyone else said......"
Chen Guangda shook his head lightly with a cigarette in his mouth, and Wu Yi immediately said with a gloomy face: "Chen Guangda is really a short-lived ghost, such a big country has been beaten to him, and his butt died before he was hot, otherwise with the relationship between us old classmates, how can we go to his little cadre to be a pawn!"
"I think you want to be his mistress......"
Liu Minghao immediately glanced at her coldly, but Wu Yi said angrily: "You are still the poor dick he was back then, what kind of woman do you want with his status, other people's mistresses are at least at the level of big stars, he can look at me squarely, even if he has a friendship!"
"Alas~ Why is this Chen Guangda so lucky, how many women does he have to sleep with......"
Liu Minghao blinked his eyes with envy, but he couldn't laugh or cry what Chen Guangda said, feeling that he was a pervert in their eyes, and he was looking for a woman to have fun when he had nothing to do all day long, but Wu Yi posted it with a smile and said: "Guofu! You tell us the truth, how much money do you have, I have a good project that can make you a lot of money!"
"Uh~ four or five thousand catties, there should still be some......"
Chen Guangda subconsciously gave way to the side, Wu Yi's eyes clearly saw the fat sheep, and as soon as he said this, Liu Minghao immediately said excitedly: "Brother, you give me this money, I will help you take it to the casino to lend money, and ensure that you will double it within two months!"
"No thanks, I'm going back to Woniu Lake in a short time......"
Chen Guangda shook his head unmoved, but Liu Minghao was like a fly that smelled the smell of feces, pulling him to persuade and agitate, but at this time, a little foot suddenly hooked his thigh, and kept hooking and teasing on his leg.
"Uh-huh~"
Chen Guangda coughed very embarrassedly, even if he didn't bow his head, he knew who was seducing him, Liu Minghao's youngest aunt was full of spring, and even the buttons on her chest were unbuttoned, biting her red lip and secretly sending him Qiubo, but this little girl hadn't finished hooking yet, and there was actually another foot directly wrapped around his thigh.
'Damn!......
Chen Guangda was embarrassed to death, Liu Minghao's other aunt and wife actually complained, and the two little ladies also tacitly glanced at each other, and directly cooperated with each other, but Wu Yi, who looked the most unserious, did not seduce him, it is estimated that these two little ladies were not good before.
"I remember, I also asked a friend to talk about something important, let's meet again another day......"
Chen Guangda hurriedly stood up and didn't dare to stay any longer, otherwise his pants would be torn, but Liu Minghao said with a smile: "That's right! Let's go with you, I'm not a snake here, with me helping you as a staff officer, you won't fall for other people's jobs, and I'll invite you to supper when you're done!"
"Uh~ Shock Bar, are you going......"
Chen Guangda looked at them quite hesitantly, but several people were stunned at the same time, and they all looked at him in disbelief, but Chen Guangda hurriedly said: "I know it's a bar, but I'm not gay, it's just that the friends I find like to go there!"
"Damn! scared me, I thought you were bending......"
Liu Minghao breathed a long sigh of relief, and directly hugged Wu Yi and said: "We are also very familiar with the shock bar, Wu Yi used to be a makeup artist there, and having her come forward can not only help you get discounts, but also allow you to enjoy VIP treatment, let's go together!"
"Okay, you can come if you want......"
Chen Guangda had no choice but to smile bitterly and nodded, knowing that they were looking at the food stamps in their pockets and wanted to take advantage of him, but Wu Yi said to the two aunts: "Don't go to the two of you, the province wastes the vegetables bought by the yellow-faced mother-in-law, so you can eat at home obediently!"
"Rich brother, you want to play again next time......"
The two aunts and wives immediately ran up, and their big eyes blinked vigorously at Chen Guangda, and Chen Guangda was embarrassed to blink, but Ma Ting, who went out to buy vegetables, happened to come back and said in surprise: "Where are you going, aren't you going to eat?"
"No, we're going to the bar for a drink......"
Wu Yi happily put on her coat and high heels, and rushed into the toilet like a whirlwind to put on makeup, but Chen Guangda smiled at Ma Ting: "Sister-in-law, if you are okay, go play with us, just relax and relax!"
"What are you taking her for, is she the one who goes to the bar......"
Liu Minghao looked at his wife with a bored face, Ma Ting's appearance was indeed too ordinary, but Ma Ting suddenly put down the dishes in her hand and said loudly: "Why can't I go, I don't wear makeup worse than them, I have to go tonight!"
"Sister-in-law, let's put on makeup, we'll wait for you downstairs......"
Chen Guang smiled and nodded, the most pleasing thing to him here was Ma Ting, but Liu Minghao shook his hand and went out of the door with a scolding attitude, as if he was unhappy with Ma Ting.