Chapter 6: I'm Just Turning On the Light
The four of them only felt a faint and cool breath in their eyes, and when they opened their eyes again, the room was already bright!
"What a magical spell!"
The outermost person in charge shouted.
He Huai: ......
She was silent for a moment, then examined the leaf again—it was fine.
Then he said slowly: "I'm just turning on the light......"
The atmosphere was silent for a while.
I don't know why, in the middle of the night, it was clear that the masters in front of them couldn't see their faces clearly, but they suddenly had courage.
After a long sigh of relief, the two girls in the center were even in the mood to complain about their colleagues:
"You two are so cowardly, you have been fainting for longer than us......"
When they woke up, the two old men hadn't woken up yet.
Colleague:...... I'm not, I don't!
But they blushed and didn't know how to justify, but after realizing it, they found a few people in a cowardly posture, so they quickly separated again.
Only then did He Huai start to move.
Alas, human beings, I really don't understand......
The big locust tree sighed so deeply.
Then, she shot.
And then, gone.
…………
Gone!
Everyone watched as she walked into the corner, reached out and thrust into the wall, and when she withdrew her arm, there was an ethereal man stuck in the tiger's mouth—
Oh no, the male ghost.
A few people looked at the still trembling ghost in silence, and then looked at the master who defeated the enemy with one move, and couldn't help but be silent.
He Huai sighed - after all, she negotiated 5,000 yuan, and she kicked the male ghost very morally: "Say, what's the matter with you?"
Male ghost: ...... Boom Boom Boom.
…………
These days, whether it's a ghost or a human, it's all so unproductive.
He Huai pursed his lips, and then kicked it: "Come on, I received 5,000 yuan from others." ”
The male ghost choked up.
"My lord, I didn't hurt anyone...... Spare me!"
He Huai: "That's not good. ”
She is very professional in ethics: "You are scary, then it is very wrong, I will collect money to subdue you, what is that, to eliminate harm for the people." ”
The male ghost was even more aggrieved: "I didn't do anything bad......"
He complained to himself here, and the employees were not happy in the first place:
"Phew, big pig's trotters!"
"You're lying, you're obviously interfering with our work!"
The person in charge also rarely jumped out: "Because our official account was not updated last week, it directly lost three attentions!"
He Huai: ...... What do you pay attention to, are you sure it has something to do with this?
Thinking about the money that hasn't arrived yet, she is extremely silent without discipline.
The male ghost was even more aggrieved: "How did I know that you were so cowardly, and the soldiers instigated a nest of instigation to say that this is what it looks like - I didn't do anything, I only borrowed my mobile phone and computer every night, and you didn't even work during the day——"
He looked at a few people with complaints: "Stingy ghost." ”
Employees: ...... Hey!
He Huai coughed twice without any position-
That's a bit cowardly......
At this moment, the thinking of the two non-human beings has long gone astray, and only four normal people are still clinging to the crumbling logic and three views-
"Then you use our account to post all kinds of pictures and links every night, and you can't find out who did it...... I'm afraid of everyone!"
"I can't help it......"
The male ghost said aggrievedly: "Now everything has to be real-name, and account registration has to be bound to a mobile phone number - I don't have a mobile phone number, and yours have all been registered - I, I'll just borrow it......"
As he spoke, he suddenly remembered the fierce He Huai, so he cautiously looked up at her expressionless, and suddenly changed his style and hugged He Huai's calf directly-
"My lord, please spare me, I don't hurt anyone, I just want to borrow a mobile phone and computer-"
He cried and cried, and finished the whole ins and outs—
The male ghost has actually been dead for more than 30 years, but the underworld is full and the pressure of life is great, so he has been staying in the human world and learning to keep pace with the times, but he is more fashionable than the ghosts in the underworld.
However, seeing that the day after tomorrow is half of July, the ghost door will be opened at the same time as the old ghosts will be given the opportunity to be reincarnated......
"My lord, you don't understand my difficulties - I'm a non-chieftain, I just want to rub some koi in the human world, whether it's forwarding pictures or link messages or something, I want to be reincarnated, and I want to be a European emperor who can shake the number - otherwise there are still some highly educated people in the underworld in this batch of places, and there is no way to live!"
In the early years of family planning, I don't know how many ghosts can't be reincarnated, and the underworld is full of stuff - if it weren't for this, ghosts like them would be stranded in the world with stubbornness or yin resentment, why don't you see the people in the underworld to catch them!
It's really a lot of pressure!
Finally, the second child was opened the year before last, and the prefecture quickly came up with a lottery policy - in addition to the original reincarnation plan, an additional batch of places was added-
"Your Excellency...... Spare me, I really just want to shake a number!"
"The human world forwards what transcends Bobo, what koi, don't I just want to rub a wave of European gas to change my luck, I really don't hurt anyone...... I'm so lovely with the computer......"
He cried very miserably—
"I've been dead for so long, I'm almost a hundred years old, and I won't be asked to reincarnate yet, and when it's my turn to be hundreds of years old, I'm going to be a ghost and make an experience, and it's not a big loss if I don't want to be reincarnated......"
While crying and smoking, the already ethereal figure became more and more faint.
The two young girls in the studio looked at him indescribably, and only whispered after a long while: "It's so pitiful......"
"yes, that's ...... so old"
And the male colleague is concerned:
"The hell is inflated...... It's definitely more expensive - oh my god it's stressful everywhere, so I'd better eat more and live longer......"
The two non-imperial capital single dogs, who were not even qualified to be house slaves, glanced at each other, and instantly ignited their fighting spirit.
He Huai: ......
In this way, it seems that she still has an advantage as a tree...... Even her flower bed was also encircled by the house seller!
Alas.
When it comes to the pressure of life, when it comes to the house, everyone feels the same way.
Finally, the person in charge waved his hand: "Or...... Forget it?"
The girls were the first to nod: "Forget it, forget it...... When you're old, let's not bully the old ghost......"
Whose bowl is served, whose pipe is served.
He Huai did so.
Seeing that the male ghost disappeared in a smoke, she breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the people in front of her: "Are we swiping a card or scanning a code, or cash?"
After thinking about it, he took out a QR code from his pocket: "Support Huabei credit card." ”
All:......
The master is quite up-to-date.
Everyone looked at her, their eyes were a little different, the person in charge sighed, and still used his mobile phone to scan the code and transfer the account.
Whew-
He Huai also breathed a sigh of relief - it can be regarded as open.
She smiled and said to the customer: "If there is an accident next time, remember to look for me! ”
The aura flickered, and all the records she left behind were gone, and there was only a simple bill from an unknown source on her phone.
The person in charge hadn't found out about this yet, and at the moment he could only say weakly: "Thank you, master, but I think it's better than next time......"
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