Chapter 0002: Devouring Osmanthus

Then in the shock that Lu Wuji couldn't complain, the star beast system actually transformed into a handsome boy with a folding fan in his hand and wearing a white robe. It is quite similar to Tang Bohu, one of the four great talents in Jiangnan in the Ming Dynasty.

Lu Wuji seemed to have entered a dream, and it was also as if he had been brought into the plant world by the star beast system, and everything here was anthropomorphized by the star beast so that he could understand.

Osmanthus is transformed into a small jasper-shaped girl, pinching a handkerchief, her little face is white and red, and her shy appearance is very pitiful.

Star beast Tang Bohu gave a deep salute and said, "Miss Jiulixiang, Xiaosheng is so polite." I have always admired the girl's name, and it is really a blessing to see the fairy face today!"

The osmanthus girl raised her eyes very shyly, and hurriedly lowered her head and walked away quickly, like a frightened young deer, but after walking a few steps, she looked back again, and two red clouds floated on her face.

The mood of this small jasper is really intoxicating.

I only listened to the pretending to be forced to commit Tang Bohu and said: "Looking for laurel trees in the empty mountains, folding incense and thinking of the old people." The deceased is separated by autumn water, looking back at it.

Nanshan and Beishan Road, carrying flowers like clouds. The gan looks at the sculls, and the agricultural branches are waiting for you. ”

After listening to this poem, the osmanthus girl trembled and stopped slowly, and then the star beast Tang Bohu shook the folding fan to catch up, and the two soon sat down together.

Lu Wuji knew that the ancients were very perverted in etiquette, and when girls walked, their feet stretched out of their skirts, and they couldn't smile until they showed their teeth, let alone dating a man in the back garden, even if they chanted a few lines of poetry casually

There is a suspicion of Sichun, and he has to serve the family law.

The speed of progress like 'Tang Bohu' and the Osmanthus Girl is probably not as fast as that of modern people, but if this person is really Tang Bohu, it has to be another matter, because Tang Bohu, as one of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, is not only romantic, but also a little cynical.

According to history, Tang Bohu once took refuge in Zhu Chenhao, the king of Ning at that time, and later found that King Ning had a rebellious heart, so he did not say goodbye. King Ning sent someone to chase him, so he took off his pants and sat on the ground to play with a small cock (Ji Ju to make yin), and the people who pursued him saw that this was a stupid hanging, so they let him go.

Since the system is anthropomorphized as a figure of the Ming Dynasty, can it demonstrate how the ancients broke through the etiquette and religious laws of men and women and entered the substantive stage of mutual affection, and what is the difference between the practice of modern people after holding hands?

Lu Wuji found that when ancient people and modern people did certain things, not only did they coincide, but they were both able to do without learning.

Because Lu Wuji saw that after the two of them had spoken warmly, they had actually begun to untie their clothes, and the osmanthus girl suddenly fell into Tang Bohu's arms, her head swaying up and down. And Tang Bohu propped his hands behind him, suddenly raised his head and opened his mouth to gasp, frowning and closing his eyes, his expression was distorted, and he seemed to be in great pain.

Lu Wuji opened his eyes a little ashamed, and found that all the osmanthus flowers on an osmanthus tree had disappeared, and at the same time, he felt that the dantian was slightly hot, and it seemed to be full.

The mind shows:

Host: Lu Wuji

Level: Tier 1

Dark Star Power: 0.05/1000

Current upgrade method: Devour herbs (recipes expand as the host's plasm evolves)

Applicable Exercises: Qi Conduction (Beginner)

Lu Wuji blinked, and the system switched to the next page:

Charisma value

(Maximum 10 minimum 0 points)

Mobility 5

Affinity 3

Communication 1

Credibility 5

Leadership 2

Sexual Attractiveness 2

This star beast really has a set of pretending skills, and it is pretending to be a talented type, literary and artistic. It's just that the osmanthus of this tree was devoured by the star beast system, and it only increased the dark star power by 0.05, which was pitiful.

The personality charm value on the second page did not fluctuate significantly, maybe it was the charm index that Lu Wuji originally had, or maybe it was not obvious that the change was not obvious, and the devouring energy did not reach a certain amount, which was difficult to identify.

If the system's prompt is accurate, Lu Wuji will have a mathematical model of his own charm value from now on, which is also quite interesting. It's just that I don't know if the charm index has its own suitable devouring object. But for now, it's certain that devouring flowers should enhance sexual appeal,

Because the star beast devouring system can bring the host into the illusory world, anthropomorphize the osmanthus into a small jasper-type girl, analyze its personality traits, prescribe the right medicine, and quickly take it, which is clearly to teach people to pick up girls? The disadvantage is that the demonstration is too realistic, and there is a sense of immorality that makes people watch romance movies.

There are many types of flowers that are devoured, and Lu Wuji, as the host, must have a reference effect on pickled girls in reality, such as Yang Yang, the flute girl who is the class flower and the class leader, what kind of flowers corresponds to?

As a healthy boy, Lu Wuji certainly has some expectations, but he doesn't want to be close to debauchery like Tang Bohu, but needs a gradual warming process of feelings.

System prompt: The first time to swallow, to be moderate, there must be a digestive process, not greedy.

So Lu Wuji looked at a lot of osmanthus trees nearby, licked his lips a little reluctantly, and decided to hurry home.

The bicycle was smashed into a ball of scrap metal, and he had to walk, thinking as he went, smiling from time to time on the corner of his mouth, because he was very surprised by this magical system flying from outside the sky.

But when he thought of the Mercedes-Benz that crashed into him, he was furious, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth, vowing that after finding the owner, he would make him pay a heavy price.

He didn't think it was a blessing in disguise, and he got this magical system thanks to the person who hit the man. Just as the tiger fulfilled Wu Song's heroic name, Wu Song didn't have to thank it, and the next time he saw his kind, he still had to kill him.

The fable of Seon losing his horse is a bit self-deceptive, there is no necessary causal relationship between riding a horse and being lame and being exempted from military service, because after being lame, he may not only encounter official conscription, but also may encounter robbers and sack, if it is the latter, all the good legs and feet run away, and he is captured or even killed because of his lame legs, can it be said that it is a blessing in disguise?

The way of thinking of the ancients is still too simple, insisting on forcibly combining individual events with 'cause and effect', and great men like Lao Tzu cannot go beyond the limitations of history.

Lu Wuji remembered that the Mercedes-Benz license plate number was Yang A68888, which was difficult for ordinary people to get, and the owner must be either rich or expensive.

"No matter who you are, I must make you regret your actions today to the point that you want to commit suicide!" Lu Wuji was ruthless in his heart, and his eyes were awe-inspiring.

As he walked to the urban village and approached his old bungalow, a slender figure jumped from the roof and walked up to him very briskly.

This is a girl about eleven or twelve years old, with a goose egg face, willow eyebrows, although she is young, the combination of facial features is open, very atmospheric, and there is a strange beauty that is difficult to describe.

Her eyes were particularly attentive and contained a majesty beyond her actual age.

She jumped down from the roof of the bungalow and walked quickly towards Lu Wuji's series of actions, if someone else did this, it would definitely seem eager and hurried, but she did this, but it didn't show the slightest urgency, but was very calm, and even very dignified.

Lu Wuji pointed at her: "Ah Heng, you are doing this again, do you know that it is very dangerous?"

The girl looked at him silently, and the concern and reproach in her starry eyes did not look like a little sister, but like a sister or mother.

This kind of little adult behavior is very similar to a five or six-year-old boy smoking a cigarette and saying in a deep voice, 'Brother is not smoking cigarettes, but loneliness'. It feels comical.

But the little girl behaved like this, Lu Wuji was used to it, and he also got used to it, so he quickly scratched his head, no longer blaming her for jumping from the house, but explained honestly: "The bike broke down, and I had to walk back, so it was late." ”

He didn't want to say that being hit by a car increased Ah Heng's worries. And also knew that Ah Heng did not jump from the house, but slid down from a wall creeper that climbed to the roof, which may be dangerous to others, but it is just a game for Ah Heng.

Because the creeper is like a slide in a children's paradise for her, and every leaf will form a protective role for her to lift, support, and undertake.

The creeper was planted by Ah Heng from a seed that he didn't know where to find it, and that day was really scared to Lu Wuji, and he didn't sleep well all night, for fear of being arrested by the public security department for the crime of endangering public safety.

Because the creeper seed had just been buried in the soil by Ah Heng, the whole city suddenly had a power outage, and it lasted for three hours, after the call, the creeper had actually pulled out its branches and climbed more than two meters high along the root of the wall.

This made Lu Wuji very frightened, and he felt that the power outage in the whole city must be related to this demonic wall creeper, and the most shocking thing for him was that the leaves of the wall creeper were all kinds of geometric shapes at first glance, not like the oval shape of ordinary plant leaves.

This is a purely rational creation, not a work of nature. Because if there were no intelligent beings like humans on the earth, it would be impossible for any regular geometric figures, such as triangles, parallelograms, cones, etc., and even true straight lines would not exist, such as highways.