Time flies, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle.

Time is like flowing water, it can take away sand, gravel and soil, and can take away fallen leaves and dead branches, but it can't take away the promise that Qin Lang once made to the fat man.

No, early in the morning, the hairy man took the stone and began to smash the glass.

Qin Lang was simply crazy, this guy seemed to have eaten the scales and had an iron heart, and he had to give him an explanation.

Beat?

He is not afraid at all!

In the face of Feng Xiaoxiao and Qin Lang's mixed male and female beatings, he remained silent.

Anyway, he won't kill or maim him, and the next day he still knocked on the door and smashed the glass, and occasionally pretended to be a ghost to scare two children, almost didn't make Qin Lang angry to death!

There was no way, Qin Lang had to find Feng Xiaoxiao to discuss.

After all, she made half the promise at the beginning. Besides, where can I introduce the girl to him?

Feng Xiaoxiao yawned and said with a displeased face: "I think he just owes a beating! Look at him like that, whose girl can look at it, and he's not blind!"

Qin Lang gave her a back massage and said, "That's right, but after all, we promised him first." You don't have any little sisters, the kind that stumbles, just have one......"

"Are you an old bustard when you are an aunt?" Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at him, closed his eyes and thought about it carefully, and suddenly said, "There is!"

Qin Lang was suddenly overjoyed: "Really?"

"Of course, when did my aunt and grandmother cheat on someone?" Feng Xiaoxiao got up from the bed and said while looking for clothes, "I suddenly remembered that I have a distant cousin who is a good match for this dead fat man!"

Qin Lang handed over the underwear pressed under his buttocks, and said, "It's ugly too?"

Feng Xiaoxiao said while wearing: "Ugly is not ugly, she looks quite iconic, the key is that she suffered a serious illness, her figure is seriously deformed, the two are about the same figure, if she can't look down on him, it is estimated that the fat man's life will be over." ”

"It's a good feeling, so can you get in touch?"

"It's okay, ask Little White Face to take us on a plane, she should be in her hometown. ”

"Then let's go!"

……

This time, the other girls were pregnant, so only Feng Xiaoxiao, an idler, went out with Qin Lang.

With the lesson of the last time, Feng Xiao didn't give birth to anything, and when he was doing some things, he was afraid that it would not be safe enough, so he would at least let some people wear two before he would stop.

On the plane, the fat man was restless, sweat soon wet his custom-made suit, and the hand holding the rose was shaking like a chicken claw.

Wiping the sweat on his face, the hundredth plus N time said to Qin Lang: "Brother Lang, you tell the truth, am I handsome?"

At this moment, Qin Lang was pounding his aunt's leg with a courteous face, and said impatiently: "Didn't you bring a mirror?

"That's it!come!ah!open your mouth!Hmm!" Feng Xiaoxiao held a grape in his mouth, put his small mouth in front of Qin Lang, and the two had a French kiss in front of the fat man.

This dog food, which is already commonplace for fat people, is not strange, turned his head, looked at the seriously distorted face in the mirror, and had words in his mouth, not knowing what he was saying.

Feng Xiao whispered: "You say, will he be stimulated?"

Qin Lang said with a uncertain expression: "It shouldn't be, this guy has nothing else, but he is thick-skinned." ”

Feng Xiaoxiao pouted and said, "Hey, no matter how thick you are, can you be thicker?"

The plane soon stopped on an abandoned pitch in Feng Xiaoxiao's hometown, Harrier Town.

The fat man's footsteps were vain, he stood up tremblingly, and said to Qin Lang: "Lang...... Brother Lang, you ...... You hold me a little, my feet are a little ...... Soft ......"

"It's not out of luck!" Qin Lang kicked his fat ass and said with a roll of his eyes, "Take out the courage you have to fight zombies! Isn't it just a blind date? What's the big deal?"

The fat man held the electric pole and wiped the sweat on his forehead: "I...... It's my first time, or you'll give me a tip. ”

Zhao Wushuang interjected behind him: "Believe me, the little girls now love flowers, especially white chrysanthemums, out of the mud without staining!"

White chrysanthemums are still out of the mud without staining?

You might as well ask him to send a wreath.

At this moment, Feng Xiaoxiao walked back with light steps, she had already contacted her cousin and agreed to meet in a teahouse not far away.

Qin Lang glanced at the fat man, stepped forward and pulled Feng Xiaoxiao to the side: "What, what does your cousin like?"

Feng Xiaoxiao shook his head: "I know where to go." ”

Looking at the cramped and restless fat man, Qin Lang couldn't help frowning: "Then what should I do? I look at this kid, it's very hanging!"

"Hmm......" Feng Xiaoxiao touched his chin, his eyes rolled for a while, and he soon had an idea, and said in a low voice, "Let's act in a play in a while, cultivate his sense of humor, and we will succeed for the most part." ”

"It makes sense, then how do you say it. ”

"...... like this"

After a while, Qin Lang pulled Feng Xiaoxiao to the fat man, coughed, and said, "Fat man, you can take care of it next, and your sister-in-law and I will show you in person." ”

"Okay, good!" The real demonstration was naturally no better, and the fat man hurriedly took out the notebook he carried with him and waited for it.

"Ahem. Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at Qin Lang, and then turned away. Only a shadow was left for him, and his fiery red hair fluttered in the wind......

Qin Lang nodded, turned around and picked up a brick on the ground, and walked up with light steps.

Gently patted Feng Xiaoxiao on the shoulder, the moment Feng Xiaoxiao turned around, he showed him a smile that made Qin Lang sweet in his heart, and said in his mouth: "What are you doing?"

Qin Lang smiled and stretched out his right hand very gentlemanly: "Hello beauty, did you drop this brick?"

"Hehe, you're so humorous. ”

"Hehe, you're so pretty!"

Qin Lang then said, "How about walking together?"

"Yes!"

Then the two walked hand in hand with a happy smile on their faces......

After finishing the matter, Feng Xiaoxiao asked, "How is it?

The fat man's face was cloudy, he glanced at Qin Lang and Feng Xiaoxiao, and said with a suspicious expression: "This ...... How do I feel...... Is it so fake?"

It's not just fake! It's so fake that it can't be more fake!

But what are they going to teach him? Scales

Humor!

A humorous man, chasing girls, absolutely gets twice the result with half the effort! I don't know how many times stronger than those elm heads, of course, except for a shit luck stunned like Zhao Wushuang.

Qin Lang pointed to his face and said unhappily, "Are you doubting me?"

"Not ......"

Feng Xiaoxiao said unhappily: "Then you are doubting me!"

"I didn't ...... I was just thinking......"

The fat man hurriedly wanted to explain something, Qin Lang pushed him and pointed to his watch: "Don't think about it, you still want to have a chicken feather! Hurry up, don't let the girl wait for you!"

"Good...... Alright!"

Looking at the back of the fat man leaving, Feng Xiaoxiao and Qin Lang looked at each other and smiled.

"Old ...... Old...... Boss! to ...... Give me...... Whole...... A whole pot of old ...... "Walking into the teahouse, the fat man chose a window seat and shouted at the listless boss.

There is a saying that wine strengthens people's courage, and the fat man decided to have some wine to strengthen his courage.

I rub!

Come to the teahouse to order liquor? What is this stammering dead fat man not here to smash the field?

The boss took out the tongs under the counter, and looked constipated: "The old black has it, the old tongs have one, do you want it?"

Only then did the fat man realize that there was something wrong with ordering liquor in the teahouse, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "That, I'll open it...... Just kidding, let's have a pot of boiled water!"

The boss obviously didn't have a good impression of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "There is no boiling water, do you want cold water?"

The fat man was not picky, and nodded: "It's okay." ”

Not long after, a fat figure appeared at the door of the teahouse, instantly covering the time at the door, and then a head stuck in and kept looking.

She is Feng Xiaoxiao's cousin, Feng Tiezhu.

As for why she has such a masculine name, then you have to ask someone.

The fat man also understood her situation, and when he saw the huge figure, he hurriedly set his hands on her.

"Crunch"

Looking at the rattan chair that she was sitting on and seriously deformed, the corners of the boss's mouth suddenly twitched, it was a distress! Of course, the fat man opposite her was the same.

Feng Tiezhu was not polite, picked up the teapot in front of him, leaned his neck and grunted, and wiped his lips: "You were introduced by my little cousin?"

The fat man hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, my name is Zhu Dagu! You are Tiezhu's sister, right?"

Feng Tiezhu nodded, looked at the teapot that was already facing the sky, and did not speak.

The two of them stared at each other so wide-eyed, and time seemed to freeze.

The fat man remembered Qin Lang's warning to himself: "Don't be cold!

Thinking of the scene he and Feng Xiaoxiao demonstrated to him, the fat man hurriedly looked around.

However, the owner of the house only did the cleaning, not to mention the bricks, and not even a single hair could be found.

The fat man was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

At this moment, I suddenly found that outside the window, a staggering figure was getting closer and closer.

Pregnant!

The fat man suddenly jumped up, walked out in three steps and two steps, rushed out in a hurry, snatched the thing from the shoulder of the man outside, and strode into the teahouse in spite of the boss's obstruction.

With a "whoop", he put down the thing on his shoulder, pointed at it, and said with a smile: "This beauty, may I ask if this load of dung belongs to your family?"

Feng Xiaoxiao and Qin Lang, who were hiding in the distance with binoculars and observing their every move, saw this scene and petrified on the spot, then glanced at each other and laughed heartlessly.

Rob someone with a load of dung to tease the girl!

Where is this still called humor?

It's obviously disgusting!

I believe that as long as he is a normal person, he will have to give him two ear scrapes.

However, the person opposite him was not a normal person, and after being stunned for a while, he nodded: "Yes! What's wrong?"

"I ......"

The fat man was about to say something, but the old man who was robbed of the dung picked up his hoe and killed him, and shouted in his mouth: "Lao Tzu hammered you to death today...... Hey, girl, why are you here?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously pointed at the old man: "This is your father?"

Feng Tiezhu nodded: "Yes." ”

Damn! I'm done with the calf! The fat man wanted to cry without tears, and he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it.

The old man squinted his eyes and looked at the fat man, and said to Feng Tiezhu, "This is the person you are blind date?"

"Yes. ”

I thought that I would be scolded for splitting my head and covering my face, but I didn't expect the old man to pat the fat man on the shoulder and praise: "That's good! Young man, you have a lot of strength!

Hearing this, the fat man suddenly raised his eyebrows and straightened his chest: "I used to be a soldier and fought zombies, but I didn't have anything else, but I still have strength." ”

The old man's eyes lit up even more: "You have also been on the battlefield?"

"Yes......" The fat man thought about it, decided to put it together, pointed to his own leg and said, "I won't hide it from you, I broke a leg in the battle before, and this leg is a modified leg, I ...... It's actually a ......."

Without waiting for the fat man to finish speaking, the old man slapped the table directly and shouted: "I agree to this!"

"Ahh

The old man looked at his son-in-law, and the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became.

The old man nodded again and again: "Yes, it's a man!

……

A month later, Qin Lang and Feng Xiaoxiao, who stood on the stage as witnesses, were embarrassed.

Things were completely unexpected by them, but looking at the sweet fat man and Feng Tiezhu, both of them showed knowing smiles on their faces.