Chapter 798: The Fat Tiger is Out of the Sheath
Two baboons in a group, divided into two teams, each ride a warthog.
Monkeys are known for their flexibility, the captive gibbons in the zoo can tease the tigers under the trees so that they can't find the north, and the baboons turn over and ride the action of the warthog, lightly without a trace of fireworks, just say it, no different from playing, obviously the ancestors of these baboons have ridden pigs out to surf.
The first larger baboon rides on the back of the warthog, lies down, and holds the fur around the warthog's neck with two "hands", and their feet also have a grasping function, grabbing the warthog's costal fur and fixing it. The size of the warthog means that it cannot hurt the baboon on its back at all, and there are two-legged beasts chasing after it, so they can only run with their heads bored.
The second baboon is a little smaller in size, weighing about 30 pounds, just like the girl sitting behind the locomotive, after getting on the train, her hands wrap around the waist of the big baboon in front of her.
After that, the warthogs were allowed to run around, and the little monkey in the back was bumped up and down, but the big monkey in front was already fixed, and the little stammering only needed to hug Brother Haonan's waist.
The two baboons rode steadily on the locomotive, the mounts galloped rapidly, and the barrage in the live broadcast room was suddenly dense
"Senior Brother is riding the Second Senior Brother and running wildly!"
"Hahahaha, this picture is so joyful. ”
"There is also Senior Brother Sha wa-la-wah chasing after him, no, he couldn't breathe with laughter. ”
"I didn't expect to see a monkey riding a wild boar alive, anchor, please let me shout loudly, you cow beep!"
A small part of the audience also envied the monkeys
"Purely biodynamic Lamborghini has not. ”
"This is probably what I imagined riding a motorcycle with a girl for a ride. ”
"Tsk, really chic and chic~"
Bamboo Arrow Zhenyu: "In these years, if you don't let the dogs go hunting, do you change the monkeys?"
"It's on the horse, but how is the dwarf going to hit the boar?"
Normally, two-legged beasts can't outrun wild boars anyway, but the warthogs of the Serengeti are much smaller than wild boars, 200 pounds is considered large, and the two teams of monkeys ride sows of about 100 pounds.
The big monkey is about 50 pounds, the little monkey is 30 pounds, adding up to 80 pounds, you can imagine, when a 100-pound pig carries an 80-pound sandbag, how fast can it run?
You must know that the tracking skills of the bush clan are praised by Ji An, and these two warthogs are destined to not be able to escape.
Ji An followed the dwarfs out of the bushes, and it didn't take long for Red Feather and the others to catch up with the first warthog, 5 people rushed up, and the remaining one followed the "locomotive" to continue running, tearing off plants along the way.
The dwarf had no iron tools in his hands, and the scene of killing the pig was very cruel, and the warthog, who was crushed by five people and two monkeys, made the red feather hit his head with a stone, and smashed it several times in a row.
The indigenous people kill pigs, I'm afraid the bar spirit can't make a mistake, in the live broadcast room
"Hunting wild boars with monkeys, they can figure it out. ”
"Primitive people are so smart. ”
And Ji An was pondering another question, how did the dwarfs make these baboons obedient? If the two-legged beast tamed the wolf into a dog by food, but the dwarfs themselves are eating fruits, and the food is not abundant, and the monkey will only be more convenient for picking fruit than the bush tribe, although the baboon is an omnivore, after all, it is not meat-based, and the attraction of pork belly is certainly not as great as that of bananas.
This Ji An can't figure it out, to tame beasts, sticks and red dates, both are indispensable, and it is useless to just fight.
"Wow, wow, wow. While Ji An was pondering, Red Feather had already tied the two baboons with straw ropes, handed them to Ji An, and danced with their hands, meaning to let Ji An look at the baboon and the warthog on the ground.
The five Red Feathers ran towards the "locomotive" that turned into the woods.
Ji An took the straw rope and looked at the baboon on the ground who was afraid of him, Ji An smiled helplessly: "This guy brought me to hunt today, doesn't he just want me to help him watch the monkeys?"
How strong Ji An's deterrent power is to baboons, everyone in the village has seen it~
But in fact, Red Feather took him out to hunt, which was really kind.
These two baboons know by looking at their physique that most of them are the middle and lower classes of the group, and the younger one is still a little childish, hiding behind the big baboon and looking at the two-legged beast timidly.
Seeing that Ji An wanted to get closer, the big baboon retreated in fright, and the two grass ropes were all straightened.
Then, Ji An took out the beast rope from his bag.
Not long after, Ji An sat next to the warthog carcass, the little monkey held his arm, very slimy, and the fear in his two round eyes was gone, and he looked up at him cutely.
The larger one crawled onto Kian's shoulder, rummaging through his hair for lice.
The baboons in the village are all captive-level, so don't be too attentive to the king.
"This is a stone hammer, the anchor must be from Huaguo Mountain. ”
"That's right, the little ones have found the king. ”
"Look at that little monkey, if you want to say that it is not biological, I don't believe it. ”
Little fist: "Hahahahaha~"
"Brother Monkey, give us a turnover. ”
Ji An rolled his eyes.
The audience was ridiculing Ji An, and the big baboon on Ji An's shoulder turned his head, and the small red dot on his emotional coordinates moved to the "angry" place on the right side, and shouted.
Ji An stood up and looked, and a boar weighing about 200 pounds in the grass was the leader of the pig herd just now.
"Hey, hey, it's a big lump of pork belly. ”
"What do you mean by this pig, planning to come back for revenge?"
"Alas, just run, what are you going to do when you come back, isn't this here to deliver food? Did you have soy sauce on you?"
"After eighteen lifetimes of blood mold, there is a way in heaven that cannot be followed, and it is biased to provoke the pig killing maniac. ”
"It's only two hundred pounds, not big, not big. ”
"Damn, I can blow a 50-pound one for a lifetime. ”
"You're not blowing for the rest of your life, it's time for you to go in. ”
"Little brother has a license to kill pigs, do you have one too?"
I don't know what the warthog thinks, maybe it's really here to take revenge, the thin tail points to the sky, and the pig screams all the way.
The pig killing maniac was just about to move, the children took a step ahead of him, scattered left and right, the baboons were really not afraid of warthogs, and even the little one took the initiative to take off Ji An's legs and stepped forward to escort him.
The old rule is that the big baboon robs the road halfway, grabs the pig's ears first, and the little monkey then climbs up.
However, this leader is large, and the weight of 80 pounds is a little slow down for it.
The audience was discussing how to grill the pork belly for a while, Ji An raised his hand, touched his back, and the fat tiger came out of the sheath.
"Huh, what's so bright?"
"Damn! ”
"Is this dog hair round and jade?"
"Mm-hmm, there's a thief. ”
"It turns out that the dog can really make the slurry. ”
"Little brother, how do you usually masturbate?"
The fat tiger came out of the sheath, Ji An flashed the first charge of the wild boar, and in the dusty brakes, he threw it out with the dog's neck, and flew straight towards the pig's ears with a big mouth in the air......
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