In each episode of the "Norton Show", after Graham Norton officially debuted on stage, there is a reserved link, combined with recent current affairs and hot spots, to complain. Of course, this is a common part of late-night talk shows in the UK and the US, but compared to the US, the UK joke is much more exciting.

For example, the first paragraph tonight.

"Tonight I was so excited, so long-awaited, like a century apart, to meet the audience again, that my excitement could not be calmed down now, as if Keith-Vaz's wife was not at home. ”

Keith Watts, a British MP, was recently exposed by The Sun newspaper that he had recruited a prostitute while his wife was not at home, and that was a man.

In the midst of the laughter of the audience, Graham was excited, clasped his hands crossed, and posed like an adolescent girl's heart, and continued, "It's really ...... Excited. Then rub his hands gently, without too many words, the expression is enough to make people think about it, and the laughter and applause of the audience can't stop at all.

From politics/politics to entertainment, from sports to society, all aspects of the news can become the material for ridicule and complaining, which also makes the popularity of British talk shows skyrocket. The last paragraph of today's opening is also full of explosive points.

"Finally, the royal news about Pippa-Middleton that worries us a lot. ”

Pippa Middleton, the younger sister of Kate Middleton, the sister of the current princess.

Since her sister joined the royal family, Pippa's negative news has repeatedly made newspaper headlines, and compared with her sister in all aspects, some people even use negative words such as "laughing stock" to describe Pippa.

Graham gasped exaggeratedly, "She's recently received special protections for her privacy, after those unspeakable private photos were leaked, you know. "In the Internet age, the privacy treasured by mobile phones and computers is gradually being exposed, and there are countless things that have to be said about photos, and this time it is Pippa Middleton's turn.

In the midst of laughter, Graham made a mouth zipper gesture to say he couldn't say more, then added, "But if you're curious, these pictures have been widely circulated on the Internet." ”

Just when everyone thought that this sentence was no more ordinary, and there was no explosion at all, a picture appeared on the big screen:

In the picture, Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry are sitting side by side, Prince Charles in the center is holding a mobile phone in his hand, checking the phone screen, and Prince William and Prince Harry on both sides are pointing fingers and explaining to their father.

In an instant, the applause and laughter of the audience were like a tsunami. Not only because the accompanying pictures are really meaningful, but also because the leaked photos this time contain a large number of family photos of Prince William, and by extension, things can immediately unfold divergent thinking.

"You never know how much we can have. Graham added, which also made the laughter rumble like thunder, and in just three minutes, Graham once again showed the important reason why everyone loves the "Norton Show", and then he cut to the topic, "The above is today's current political news, and below, I will introduce today's guests to you." ”

Later, Robbie-illiams, who is familiar to everyone, will be performing his latest single, the one he sang at the BRIT Awards not long ago.

But first, he was a world-famous child star when he first appeared, and then he broke the shackles and became a highly regarded actor on stage and on the film screen, and he is our best friend: Daniel Radcliffe!"

Graham quickly stepped forward, gave Daniel a hug, and welcomed Daniel to his seat on the red couch in the center of the stage.

The audience responded with applause, "Harry Potter" grew up with countless people, and in turn, the audience witnessed Daniel's growth from an eleven-year-old to a twenty-year-old, which is an irreplaceable memory. Of course, for Daniel's career as an actor, it is both motivation and pressure.

Secondly, he is now the most popular singer among young people in the UK, and he reinterprets the perception of Yorkshire. "Inadvertently, I complained about Yorkshire.

What's more, he once again gave the ballad a new lease of life. The young man, who recently celebrated his 22nd birthday, is about to embark on a new world tour this year, and he is ...... Ed Sheeran!"

There was a cheer, even more enthusiastic than Daniel, you can clearly feel the current British pursuit and support for Ed, and then you can see Ed walking on the stage a little restrained and clumsy, with a shy smile on his face, and a little panicked to meet Graham's hug, and his helpless appearance caused a whistle on the scene.

"Next. ”

Graham walked to the front of the stage, "I needed a little space and time to introduce this guest. He is the youngest Oscar winner in film history, and his starring role in 'Love Crazy' is still my personal favorite romance movie...... Yes, I know, I just agreed. ”

Halfway through the introduction, the scene was already impatiently commotioning, as if cheering for "love is crazy", Graham wittily glanced at the audience, echoed his opinion, defused the crisis, and then continued with his introduction.

"He's won a Grammy, launched the Ice Bucket Challenge, reimagined 'Les Miserables,' he's the sexies/sensuest man in the world in 2012, he's the dream girl of countless people — myself included, and he's done something new about acting and music. Yes, I know, he hasn't even played, and the scene is already so hot......"

The excitement of the scene was obviously irrepressible, and Graham's pace of speech became faster and faster, raising his right hand high, like a starting pistol, raising the mood of all the audience.

"Let's welcome – Grammys, Emmys, Oscars, Academy Winners, Berlin Best Actor winners, and the latest Olivier Award winner, Rite Hall!"

"Ahhh

"Ahhh

"Ahhh

The tsunami-like shouting wave burst out in an instant, the whole studio began to tremble again, and the audience stood up collectively, even Daniel and Ed, applause, screams, shouts, roars, roars, mighty and constantly swirling in the ears, the earth-shattering hurricane, is brutally tearing all reason to pieces.

Waited and waited, suppressed and depressed, and now finally the time has come to complete release.

The most exaggerated thing is that even the photographers on the scene stood up, because the camera was set up on a tripod and operated automatically, so they gave up their hands, gave up their positions, whistled and agitated their hands, and joined in this unparalleled carnival.

Behind the crystal curtain, Lan Li appeared.

A pale pink shirt with a navy blue suit, a slightly curly short hair combed up, completely revealing a handsome face, a shallow smile on the corner of the mouth was humble and polite, politely bowed lightly, and greeted all the way to the stage, the fluttering footsteps seemed to gather the eyes of the world, and an invisible spotlight shrouded his shoulders.

"Ahhh

The screams were out of control for the second time, mixed with cries and shouts, twisted and deformed, hoarse and torn bursts out of the powerful energy in the depths of the heart, constantly slanting out, and the majestic momentum was enough to eclipse the meteor shower, so that the entire studio turned into a sea of fire.

Graham also had to shake his head again and again, expressing his helplessness and admiration.

Seeing this, Graham raised his hands and made a bow and worship movement, which made Lan Li laugh suddenly, and the cheerful and bright smile once again destroyed the audience's defense, and the screams had begun to tremble slightly, as if there was no end in sight, and it could continue forever and forever.

Lan Li took the initiative to greet him, politely supported Graham, and cast a mocking look, as if to say: Are you serious?

Graham smiled dumbly, patted Lan Li's arm lightly, and raised his voice, "Of course. See for yourself. The complaining look clearly said, "This is my home stadium, okay?Why does it seem to be your home stadium now?"

Turning his head, Graham officially introduced to the audience, "Guys, this is Lan Li-Hall!"

In the midst of a hot and warm applause, Lan Li walked to the side, shook hands with Ed and Daniel respectively, and was about to sit down, but there was a gentle slap on his arm, turned around, and then saw Graham's helpless expression, signaled to the audience, and said: This is your mess, you must clean up.

Lan Li's eyebrows raised slightly, and he glanced at Graham with disdain speechlessly, this back-and-forth complaining and confrontation had already started before the talk show officially began.

But in terms of action, Lan Li still did not hesitate, he raised his hand and pressed down again and again, and the voice was transmitted through the microphone, but in the shouting, it was like a flat boat in the stormy waves, and it couldn't be transmitted at all.

However, this was not the first time Lan Li had dealt with such a situation, he turned his head and motioned for Ed and Daniel to sit down first, then he himself sat down, and finally pressed his palms down on the audience, motioning for everyone to take their seats.

It's like a circus.

Under the guidance of the animal trainer, the audience finally sat down one after another, and the applause continued, but the shouts and screams finally calmed down, and Graham finally found his voice again, "Oh, God!"