Volume 1 The Great Escape Chapter 7 Elevator Horror
"Flat. ”
Wang Xinnan stretched his waist lazily, and his bumpy and perfect figure was instantly revealed, even the fat man, who is not close to women, is a Buddhist
couldn't help but swallow vigorously and secretly gave Qin Lang a thumbs up, revealing a smile that only men understand.
Brother Lang is Brother Lang, the figure and face of this beautiful policeman, two words: Energetic! I don't know how he got it, the road is deep
, I have to take it!
"You put away your disgusting expression so quickly, it's not what you think it is. Qin Lang glared at the fat man and shouted. The woman in front of you
Others don't know how powerful people are, but they know it very well, and they can't lift YY's courage at all.
"Brother Lang, your face... ”
"Oh, I slipped on the stairs and fell!"
"No, you're clearly ... ”
"Talking a lot of, I know that Lao Tzu is injured, why don't you hurry up and take out the medicine box!"
took the medicine box handed over by the fat man, carefully bandaged the wounds, especially the cut on his waist that was cut by vine spikes, and examined it several times
didn't find anything abnormal, Qin Lang relieved himself, it seemed that there was still a difference between that thing and a zombie.
"Fatty, do you have beer in the fridge? Get my sister a can to quench her thirst. "There is no need for the fat man to greet him, Wang Xinnan completely regards this place as his own
home, and Qin Lang and the fat man have become her servants, and since she entered the house, her mouth and hands have not stopped at all.
Others don't take a stitch from the people's homes, but she is good, except for a stitch and a thread, nothing else is polite.
The fat man was also quite upright, and the chick nodded like a peck of rice: "Yes, yes! ”
"Grunt" Wang Xinnan is really strong, 540ml of beer can did not stop in one breath, and poured two cans in a row. That's what I'm content with
touched his lips, looked around the room, pointed to a photo of a middle-aged bald man with a serious fat face on the wall behind him, frowned, and said, "This."
It's your father, right?
Damn, how can anyone say that about other people's fathers?
can say it so bluntly, Qin Lang is really the first time to see it, you must know that the fat guy is respectful to his father, for fear of
The fat man felt uncomfortable when he heard this, so he quickly changed the topic and said: "By the way, what, let's introduce, this... Well, the heroine of the middle school,
Wang Xinnan, Sister Nan!"
"Sister Nan, eldest sister! Look at you, not only are you beautiful, sexy, kind-hearted, but also strong in martial arts, invincible in the world, it's just that
Mu Guiying is alive! Mulan is reborn! My admiration for you is like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control, from now on
I am the head of your men. As for this photo, it's really my father's, not only can't
Ward off evil spirits, and even attract ghosts! I'll dismantle it. ”
Who doesn't like to listen to sycophants? Wang Xinnan nodded very happily and said: "It's easy to say, you are much more sensible than the little prodigal." It's a good seedling
In the future, sister, I will definitely vigorously cultivate you, so that you can become the pillar of society and the elite of the country. ”
The fat man hurriedly nodded: "That's that, I'm a person, I don't have any other advantages, just be humble, simple, sensible and motivated." Brother Lang had a brain when he was a child
If you've been smashed by a night pot, sometimes it's not very bright, so don't take it to heart. By the way, my name is Zhu large intestine, you can call me large intestine in the future. Don't scream
Fatty, after all, that's the most basic respect for me, isn't it?"
M! Lao Tzu shouldn't have risked his life to save this Dogecoin! He actually took out the things he did when he was a child, but fortunately Wang Xinnan didn't pay attention to them
Listen, otherwise there will be another burst of ridicule.
"Your name is Zhu Dajiao?"
"yes!"
"And what's your father's name?"
"Zhu Xinfei. ”
"Then is your grandfather's name Zhu Libao?"
"How do you know?"
"Hehe, guess. ”
"It's worthy of being the eldest sister! The invincible overlord flower in the police world! This can be guessed, it is much more powerful than Brother Lang! To be honest, our family's names are all ancestors
If I have a son in the future, I will be called Zhu Gangmen! How about it, right?"
Wang Xinnan didn't answer, and when Qin Lang turned his head to look, it turned out that the woman fell asleep again on these two sentences, tilting her head, her beautiful eyes were lightly closed, hidden
There was a slight snoring sound, and it seemed that she was indeed sleepy. But she does have a big heart, and she can sleep with the two old men still around
She's not afraid... Oh, she probably wasn't really scared.
The fat guy is a dead fat house on weekdays, and he doesn't like to go out, so he naturally hoarded a lot of snacks at home, and simply ate a little, and Qin Lang collected it
Pick it up, and then say to the fat man: "Fatty, I'm going to find Yiwen in No. 2 Middle School, and you stay at home, um... Take care of your Sister Nan, I'll just go
Return. Well, rest assured, soon. ”
"Brother Lang, why are you a three-year-old child? Go and go back? Do you really think you are Ultraman yourself? Or do you think I'm cowardly and afraid
Yiwen has also called me fat brother for more than ten years, and in my heart she is also my sister, what's the matter?
I don't care, you have to take me with you. The fat man stood up with a resolute expression, obviously intending to get out.
Looking at his generous posture of going to righteousness, does Qin Lang really doubt that the fat man in front of him is still his own mortal friend who is greedy for life and afraid of death, and is as timid as a mouse?
The fat man dragged out a sharpened steel pipe from under the bed, carried it on his shoulder, and said, "Sister Nan has an injury on her leg and is too tired, so let her be at home."
Let's rest, the zombies in the house have been dealt with, as long as the door is closed, there shouldn't be any problems. Let me come with you, so I can have one
Shouldn't it?"
"Okay, let's go. It's not early, and if it's any later, it'll be almost dark. After a moment of silence, Qin Lang still decided to bring the fat man with him.
After all, everyone has said that this is the part, and if I refuse again, it will be a bit unreasonable.
As soon as the two of them were about to go out, they heard Wang Xinnan yawn behind them: "You two are sneaky, what are you thieves?"
The fat man hurriedly explained: "No, let's go to save people, sister, we see that you are very sleepy, so we didn't wake you up, or do you want to continue?"
Wang Xinnan stretched his waist, skillfully applied the bone-setting medicine and wine provided by the fat man to the wound of his calf, tied gauze, and said without raising his head: "Next."
What's the continuation? Old lady, I'm very energetic now, and I don't want to be called for this kind of thing, do you really have your eldest sister in your eyes? And that
Who? Little prodigal son, are you dumb? Or did you just swallow your tongue with a snack?"
My aunt and grandmother spoke, where did Qin Lang dare to object, he squatted on the ground very consciously, and said helplessly: "Then let's go together." ”
Wang Xinnan hugged his arms and sneered: "Yo, hehe? So conscious? I think you want to take the opportunity to eat Lao Niang's tofu again, right?
Ahh
Even if I ate her tofu once, it wasn't intentional! This girl, why don't others remember her so clearly
What about Chu?
"Let's go, my sister's leg injury is not serious, and after resting for a while, there is still no problem walking. Wang Xinnan dragged the baton on the ground and mouthed
Diagonally holding the cigarette he snatched from Qin Lang, crooking his neck and legs, removing the police uniform on his body, he was completely in the posture of a female bastard in society.
It's a pity that Qin Lang's 325 brand cigarettes are too spicy, and this shape didn't last for ten seconds, and Wang Xinnan was so smoked that tears flowed down and covered his chest
Coughing incessantly.
"This... What kind of bird smoke is this? Ahem, ahem, a, little prodigal... No... It's not my sister who said you, it's almost time to catch up with the tobacco leaf rolls
You're not afraid of getting your lungs ripe, can you pursue it a little? In this way, no girl will like you!"
Qin Lang: "... ”
The three of them walked out of the fat man's residence, Wang Xinnan swaggered in the front, there is a way that the artist is bold, Wang Xinnan insisted on taking the elevator, Qin
Lang couldn't beat her, so he had to put on a position, looking at the approaching elevator, and secretly this iron box didn't bring any surprises to himself.
But sometimes the heavens don't fulfill your wishes, and at the moment the elevator door opens, you can only hear a "woo-woo", followed by a black shadow
The elevator rushed out, and the fat man standing in the middle of the elevator mouth didn't react at all, and was thrown to the ground by the black shadow.
M's! Sure enough, there was a surprise! When I looked closely, it was an infected adult husky that pounced on the fat man, and it could be seen from its fat all over its body.
The owner of this husky was not an ordinary pet for it, otherwise how could it grow like a winter melon lying horizontally?
In order to be infected, Qin Lang was very skeptical that this Erha would even struggle to walk.
"Brother Lang, what do you see? Don't you save me? These two ha's strength is also too big, right?" the fat man pinched the husky
neck, looking at the dog's eyes that made the boss red as if he was about to bleed, and the tongue that stretched out the old man covered with saliva and fluff, heart
I couldn't help but feel a chill.
"Fuck you! Lao Tzu kicked you stupid dog!" Qin Lang kicked the husky hard when he walked behind him, maybe because the corridor light was broken
On the height of myopia, Qin Lang didn't kick the dog, but kicked it firmly on the crotch of the fat man's pants!
"Whew!"
Qin Lang's kick was really ruthless enough, and the fat man who had to fight with the huskies instantly grew his mouth, and stretched out one hand to his guilty crotch,
The body is also bowed into a boiled prawn.
The pain in his heart made the fat man wonder if he was just wasted! Even Wang Xinnan looked at Qin Lang with strange eyes. Heartway
: Is this kid taking revenge? But how can he take revenge on an innocent fat man? Just because he recognized himself as a big sister before?
"I'm Nima!" Qin Lang felt that if he said that he didn't mean it, he probably wouldn't even believe it, after all, such a big husky didn't move
In front of him, the dog didn't kick it, and there is a high chance that he kicked the fat man's eggs!
Such a cheating teammate reminded Qin Lang of Feng Debiao, who had just left, well, that's right!
What a shame!
"Look here!"
Wang Xinnan is a dog lover, so she naturally refuses to poison it, so she picks up half of the wood on the ground and throws it deep into the corridor. go out
Instinctively, the husky's eyes lit up, and the fat man who was half-dead was put aside, and he screamed and threw himself at the wooden stick.
"Let's go!"
A good move to divert the dog from the mountain, taking advantage of the husky being lured away, Wang Xinnan and Qin Lang shot together and dragged the fat man who was crying with tears on his face into the electricity
Ladder, looking at the fat man in pain, Qin Lang looked very embarrassed, scratched the back of his head, and held back a sentence for a while: "Fatty, are you okay?"
It's okay not to ask, but as soon as he asked, the fat man immediately howled and cried: "Lang... Brother Lang, even if you have an opinion about me, ... also
You can't be bad with my words! To know my old Zhu family, just... I am the only seedling, and I will have to rely on me to pass on the family in the future
This... This... If this is scrapped, what's going on?"
After all, the fat man thought that he was the eldest sister, and the younger brother was injured, Wang Xinnan naturally had to comfort him, patted the fat man's twitching shoulder and said:
"Little brother, you have to be strong! It's not just a matter of an inch or two, what's the big deal, you see you're fat, short, black and ugly, for sure
There won't be any girl who takes a fancy to you, you're going to fight singles all your life anyway, what's the difference between having that thing and not having it?
What's the truth?"
Hearing the eldest sister say this, the fat man seemed to think that this was indeed the case, but he still whispered a little unwillingly: "Maybe,
What girl is blind, and one accidentally falls in love with me? ”
Looking at the fat man's ugly and somewhat deformed face, Wang Xinnan said with appreciation: "You are the strongest person I have ever met." ”