Chapter 0018 Plum Blossoms Are Easy to Count
But the policeman was right in front of him, what could he do? He had to push his hand and let go of the courier's neckline, and at the same time push the other party on the ass.
The courier inadvertently peeped into people's privacy, disaster fell from the sky, and he was wronged in his heart.
stood up and scolded: "No, it's not good, what kind of prestige are you playing here!" and pointed to the tattered sex toys on the tricycle, and teased: "Look at how majestic that ...... is"
The man's face turned red suddenly, and he casually picked up a fruit knife from the stall selling fruit next to him, and rushed back like crazy: "I'll fucking kill you, the turtle grandson!"
The courier panicked, thinking that he couldn't deal with women, he must be a coward, but he was so bloody that he dared to kill people in front of the police!
He was so frightened that he turned his head and ran, his face was chasing after him, and the woman in the red dress shouted: "Guobin, you come back!"
The police were also furious and hurriedly followed.
Although the courier was not slow, the young man with the national character face ran faster, and when he crossed a street intersection, the national character face kicked the courier from behind, and then the fruit knife was grabbed by the courier's back.
This thing is really annoyed and irrational.
The police were still dozens of meters away at this time, shouting to stop, but they could not prevent the bloody crime.
At this moment, a bicycle came like lightning, and there was a rapid drift next to the Guozi face, as if it was turning in the air, and the rear wheel of the bicycle was thrown violently, accurately smashing on the fruit knife in the hand of the Guozi face.
The fruit knife fell to the ground with a thud.
The police arrived and wore the national character face. But after completing this dazzling maneuver, the cyclist slid forward to eliminate the inertia caused by the sharp turn, but unexpectedly a red sedan came speeding from behind, and at this time, the traffic light above showed green.
In other words, it is legal for red cars to pass at this time.
The world stood still in an instant, and the onlookers didn't even let out an exclamation, seeing that a bloody case was prevented and a car accident was inevitable.
The driver of the red sedan also opened his mouth wide and screamed in horror, but he didn't have time to brake, and when he felt that he had hit the bicycle, he even closed his eyes involuntarily.
Everyone saw the young man holding the handlebars with both hands, his body shrugged, the bicycle was actually raised in place, and the red sedan swished under the bicycle wheels, leaving a clear rut mark on the roof.
A piercing brake sounded, the smell of burnt rubber came, the door opened, and the owner almost stumbled out.
What about people, what about blood, what about corpses? Why didn't you pinch anything?
The owner of the car was a young man, not an old driver, and his little face was pale and panicked. But he saw only a student-like young man straddle a bicycle, with one foot on the ground, staring at him with very sharp eyes, and a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth.
"It's okay! you go!" the other party said lightly.
Xiao Young was almost on his knees, he couldn't tell if it was other people's luck or his own luck, he subconsciously even said thank you, thank you.
This person is, of course, Lu Wuji, the two thrilling events just now scared the audience on the street, and even two middle-aged and elderly people were short of breath, and they hurriedly took out the fast-acting heart-saving pill from their pockets and stuffed it into their mouths, and then sat down on the ground in a dejected manner, waiting for the effect of the medicine to work.
This is special, I really can't stand this stimulation!
These actions were all played by Lu Wuji last night, and now they are simply easy to play, so he feels that the reaction of passers-by is a bit excessive: It's all right, why are these people still looking at him like a sunflower, and there are doubts and awe in their little eyes?
"Rare and weird!" Lu Wuji muttered, got on his bicycle and left, ready to go to Huashan Road to do some more work.
The policeman wanted to ask Lu Wuji to go back and issue a medal for righteousness and bravery, but the behavior of the national character face has constituted a crime and must be brought back to deal with it, and the courier, as the party concerned, of course cannot stay out of the matter.
and the woman in the red dress also had to be together, he greeted the three of them alone, and he had no skills, so he had to watch Lu Wuji leave.
But at this time, the front door of a Land Rover on the side of the road suddenly opened, and a middle-aged man walked out of it, and after closing the car door, he came towards Lu Wuji, his steps were sonorous and powerful, Lu Wuji felt that this should be a soldier.
When the two sides approached, he suddenly reached out and grabbed the handlebars of Lu Wuji's bicycle. smiled and said: "The young man is good! Chen Shengnan Chen always wants to invite you to tea!"
Lu Wuji looked over there, the back window of the Land Rover rolled down, revealing the face of a woman, she was wearing brown glasses, her face was very white, her lips were bright red, and her bearing was extraordinary, she was undoubtedly a beauty, but her exact age was difficult to estimate.
She shook her hand at Lu Wuji.
Lu Wuji was sure that he didn't know her, Chen Shengnan had never heard of anyone, he was in a hurry to go to Huashan Road to pick up the mail, and he was a little resistant to the woman's origin and style. So he said to the man, "Please tell me, I don't know her, and I don't want to drink any tea, bye!"
After saying that, he rode away in a cigarette and ran away, leaving no chance for the other party to plead, and this man also looks like a superior person, an invitation is already a degraded honor, and it is impossible to plead again.
Lu Wuji's decisive refusal made him slightly stunned. He returned to the car and said to the woman: "You boss is in vain, this employee doesn't even know your name, and he doesn't bird you at all!"
The woman tilted her head and thought for a long time, then suddenly smiled and said, "You have a character, it's better this way, you don't care, let's drive!"
This Chen Shengnan is the same woman who followed Lu Wuji in an Audi car all the way to the pastry shop after devouring croton flowers a few days ago.
This weekend, Lu Wuji earned nearly four hundred yuan, an average of two hundred per day. These were the two days he had earned the most since he went to kamikaze to pick up the parcels, and Lu Wuji was in a good mood, so when he rode his bicycle home, he didn't rush as usual, but was quite leisurely and whistled.
Passing by Baibuting Park, he considered whether he had swallowed the early silver cinnamon inside by the way. However, he has only devoured a large number of roses, and the star beast system doesn't seem to be very hungry, so I thought it would be better to digest and digest it!
"Hey, boy, come and I'll do a hexagram for you, touch your bones!"
He was about to leave when a male duck called at him. When I turned my head, it turned out to be an old man who was setting up a stall at the entrance of the park to tell fortunes.
Lu Wuji felt that the old man's face was unfamiliar but his voice was familiar, and when he thought about it, wasn't this the old man who was hung and beaten last night!
At this time, I could see clearly that the old man had gray hair and thief eyebrows, and he was not a good bird at first glance. The age is not as old as seventy, and at this time he is still wearing a pair of black-framed eyes to pretend to be Sven, but he didn't wear them last night, and he may have been beaten off by Gillian's husband.
There was a yin and yang taiji diagram spread out at his feet, and he was sitting on a small bench, looking like he had already seen the heavens. Lu Wuji pedaled his bicycle closer, nodded to the ground with one foot, and looked at him playfully.
The old man smiled flatteringly at him, his glasses suddenly fell under his nose, revealing two white and black eyes, no matter how Lu Wuji looked at it, he felt that this thing was too obscene.
Lu Wuji understands how to respect the old and love the young, but this old man makes Lu Wuji unable to respect him no matter what. At such an age, he still touches other people's old ladies, and he is sassy.
So he smiled and said: "Old man, it turns out that you really know how to tell fortunes, so did you count that you were beaten by someone last night?"
The old man looked left and right, and when he saw someone nearby, he hurriedly coughed a few times and said: "The old man Shao Yong's descendants, the plum blossom is a family heirloom, and the old man is also proficient in Ziwei Doushu, the avenue of heaven and man is all-encompassing, you little school students are talking nonsense, be careful of suffering from God's curse!"
"Haha, your surname is really Sao, it's really worthy of your name!" Lu Wuji teased.
"Shao, Fei Sao, the old man's surname is Shao Mingyi, the word Tianji, young man, I see that your bones are Qingqi and should fight for ......"
"I don't have time to listen to your nonsense!" Lu Wuji got in the car and left, if it weren't for the old man saying that the sun is also a star last night and made him feel a little reasonable, he wouldn't have come over to join in the fun.
But now that he is still talking about dog skin plasters, I don't have the patience to listen to them.
"Hey, don't touch your bones, the old man will give you a poem!"
Lu Wuji didn't reply, poetry, hehe, it's better to tell a hexagram!