Chapter 54: Raise a bamboo rat
The person in charge of the sales department of Lanyue City politely waited for Zhao Liangyu to hang up the phone.
In the next second, he hit the inside line: "Those who are on duty now, all of them will come to the hall for me to have a morning meeting!"
Early in the morning, there were almost thirty or forty people in the hall, plus logistics cleaning and finance, all of them stood there obediently, listening to the person in charge scolding-
"Is it easy for us to have yesterday's results in Lanyue City?!"
The person in charge pointed at the employees of the sales department, and he was about to explode-
"You are all sales elites transferred from all over the world, backbone talents, the best employees - but yesterday I praised you, I was waiting to celebrate you! In a blink of an eye, you are good, you slapped me hard, or dragged other people's hands, let people shake them. ”
The employees of the sales department were embarrassed, they couldn't raise their heads at the moment, feeling the whispers and careful scrutiny of their colleagues in the hall, and only felt that if they could turn back time, they would definitely go back to last night and give their drunk self a slap!
The leader was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick-
"I know your sales department has been very tired lately, and I calculated the bonus overnight last night, ah! You guys are good, you drink until you get drunk, and you dare to go over the wall to the Hundred Flowers Villa next door - do you know what their security team told me?"
"One by one, you all threw yourself into the power grid, and in desperation, the security team waited to turn off the power grid - just for a while, and three thieves took advantage of it - fortunately, it didn't cause much damage. ”
The sales elite is already eager to bury their heads in the ground at this moment.
The leader snorted and gasped twice on the stage, only to feel that he had to prepare a bottle of nitroglycerin next time-
"People called me to tell me, but my face was hot at that time, do you know? Ahhhhh
"Have your brains been eaten by dogs?"
All the eyes of the audience seemed to have disappeared, and everyone looked at their noses and noses, and they didn't dare to come out in the face of angry leaders.
The leader has slowly calmed down at this moment, and his voice is much softer: "Come, sales elites, you have someone to tell me, what is the psychology of climbing over the wall to enter the Baihua Villa in the middle of the night?"
"If you go in, you don't have to stay in other people's bamboo forests and pick up other people's bamboo shoots, what kind of psychology is this?"
"What's the matter, life is too hard, and you want to pretend to be a national treasure?"
The leader's eyes looked at everyone, and his expression was full of incredulity: "You also know the price of Baihua Villa next door, people send me pictures in the morning, do you know what it looks like?"
"The bamboo forest was ploughed like a dog, and all the newly grown bamboo shoots were picked up. Baskets of fresh bamboo shoots in the kitchen were peeled and put there like this, and their whole back kitchen was turned around, trying to get the bamboo shoots right-"
"Do you know the price of Baihua Villa?"
The leader finally took a deep breath, and the whole person calmed down: "Let me tell you, cucumber is 150 yuan a piece, corn is 200 yuan a piece, how much do you guess a bamboo shoot is?"
"Is it great to get 100,000 yuan in salary? Can you get 100,000 yuan to trespass on other people's territory? Can you just spoil other people's things?"
"Even if you calculate, is 100,000 yuan enough for the dozens of baskets of bamboo shoots you wasted yesterday?"
Everyone shrank their heads like quails, and several sales elites were about to faint at this time.
They know it's wrong.
When I woke up, I thought about all the events of last night—I can't remember all of them, but the fragments were still clear.
For example, the drunk went over the wall to be a thief, and then they were fooled in the bamboo forest, and finally they were forcibly led into a room by a group of people who couldn't remember their faces (now that I think about it, it may be the warehouse, probably the staff of Baihua Villa wanted to quiet them) - but who knows why they suddenly went crazy with alcohol, and had to sing and talk with bamboo shoots, and peel all the bamboo shoots with shells clean......
It's okay now, what could have been saved for a few days was just a little bit ruined by them.
Oh, because the damage was so great, and in the end there were three improvised staff members in the house who also helped with the bamboo shoots—but maybe they were so drunk and crazy that I vaguely remember the three men with frightened expressions, huddled in the corner, and just buried themselves in their work......
Everyone rubbed their heads, only to feel that their brains were bad, and their bodies were also bad—no, they were drunk and tossed all night, and they were weak at this time, as if they had been run over by a heavy truck, and their arms were sore and they couldn't lift them.
My fingers are a little red and swollen.
What a sin!
……
The leader sighed: "This incident in the early morning made our entire group lose their faces to the Pacific Ocean, Baihua Villa is the same as us, and the boss said that he would bear the losses caused by your drunkenness." ”
"I don't know how much it costs, and I don't dare to calculate it - the chairman said, you are all his great heroes, you are too tired from work, and it is understandable to relax for a while - let the meeting end, let's break the meeting, everyone should take it as a warning. ”
As soon as he said this, several salesmen immediately cried.
The leader walked over and comforted him carefully: "Okay, okay, if the group doesn't pursue this matter, you can forget about it." By the way, the chairman said, the tickets for Baihua Villa, our entire sales hall is not divided into departments, everyone has it, and everyone coordinates the specific time to play, and we also work hard to consume those bamboo shoots. ”
At this moment, no matter how strong the salesperson is, he can't help but cry at this moment.
……
And at this moment, Hundred Flowers Villa.
When Captain Bai was patrolling, he noticed that the bamboo shoots seemed to have grown a little more.
The chubby chefs came over with their hands behind their backs, looked at the bamboo forest that was now a little empty, and suddenly sighed: "Dabai, if you have time to go around the mountains, you still need to find some more people - there were only about 20 people in total yesterday, just enough to get this piece of bamboo shoots... By the way, you Minister Lu didn't frighten people, did you?"
Captain Bai's expression stiffened: "I'm not frightened, Minister Lu said, it's just a lesson for this group of thieves." Otherwise, more than 20 people tried to turn over in one night, and if they didn't kill the chickens and monkeys, the security work in the future would not be good. ”
The chefs actually just subconsciously asked, and they were not interested in this, but at this moment, they looked at the dirt on the ground, and suddenly asked:
"Our Baihua Villa, we haven't raised bamboo rats yet, right?"