"What is your name, where you are from, what kind of occupation you used to have, what martial arts or special functions do you know......

A female officer chewing gum sat down in front of Chen Guangda, at this time Chen Guangda and the others had already changed into an old training uniform, and after a series of physical examinations, they were brought to this big tent, but in addition to a few of their unlucky ghosts, there were actually many people who volunteered to enlist in the queue to register.

"My name is Chen Tai, my hometown is Hulu Island in Northeast China, I used to be a taxi driver, uh~ I don't know martial arts and I don't have special functions, but are you sure anyone knows this thing......"

Chen Guangda frowned a little inexplicably, but the old lady pointed to the side coldly, just in time to see a big bald head next to him jump up suddenly, "Bang" a palm on the table, the thick wooden desk suddenly fell apart, and then clasped his fists and shouted: "Shaolin peerless iron sand palm, please advise!"

"Very good! Incorporated into the internal defense brigade, the table money will be deducted from his salary, and the next ......"

The registered male officer Yun lightly dusted off his military uniform, and the teacup in his hand did not shake, and then he saw a young man rushing up, pointing a sword against his temple, and then staring at the officer and shouting loudly: "See-through eyes! Sir, your underwear is a blue robot cat with a yellow background, and there are two hundred private money hidden in your underwear!"

"I'll ......"

Chen Guang looked at a group of people dumbfounded, these people either have unique skills, or have powerful special functions, even Li Tingyu and they were all stunned, and the female officer seemed to be surprised for a long time, chewing gum with an expressionless face and said: "So you are a garbage who doesn't know anything, congratulations!

"Bang~"

A big red seal was stamped on Chen Guangda's identity card, and the vague words "Patrol Brigade" were as sparse as his character, but Brother Dog also stood up crookedly, and at first glance, he was classified into the waste wood of the cannon fodder brigade.

"Brother, they asked me to go to the art troupe to sing the two-person turn......"

The little girl came over a little speechlessly, and scratched her head vigorously, but Chen Guangda patted him on the shoulder and whispered: "The art troupe is good, the art troupe can get in touch with the big leaders, and it depends on you to find out their details, don't let me down!"

"Well, I actually want to go to the patrol and kill the ...... of the living corpses."

The little girl sighed helplessly, so she had to follow an officer out of the tent, but Li Tingyu also came over with a smile at this time, Chen Guangda saw that her identity card was actually a green seal, and he immediately asked in shock: "Why is your chapter green, what did you tell them?"

Li Tingyu walked over directly and held up her identity card, which was stamped with the three big green characters of "Logistics Department", and then said happily: "It's nothing, they asked me what I would do, and I said that I played a good flute, and they let me enter the logistics department to serve the leader, and I heard that there is a salary of 600 yuan per month!"

"Nima, why don't you say you'll lick the plate......"

Chen Guangda rolled her eyes angrily, but the little ladies twisted their big butts and left, but Cui Er actually stood up triumphantly, waving his hand and shouting with a hippie smile: "Brothers, I'll go to the cafeteria to eat first, and after eating, they will let me fly the plane, they are busy, they are really busy!haha~"

"Damn!"

Chen Guangda scolded angrily, and immediately began to stare at Brother Dog, it turned out that only the two of them were assigned to the cannon fodder brigade, but Brother Dog asked in a suspicious whisper: "Why don't you even know how to do a unique job, how did you become the boss of the corpse collector?"

"My best job is bragging, but it's all bragging, what can I do ......"

Chen Guangda wanted to cry and covered his face without tears, he found out how good the people here are, almost all of them can have something to do with him, either they have driven him or rubbed him, and his advantages and strengths can't be brought into play at all.

"The patrol garbage obeys, give you a second to assemble in front of me......"

A big black man suddenly rushed into the tent, Chen Guangda and the others immediately stood in front of him with an arrow, and the two guys who reacted slowly immediately slapped him a few times, and shouted directly to their ears: "Are you deaf or mentally retarded, let you gather and don't understand, immediately lie down and do fifty push-ups for me, and you must kiss my shoes every time!"

The two immediately glanced at each other bitterly, and it could be seen that the big black man glared at him viciously, and the two had to quickly lie down and do push-ups, and obediently kissed back and forth on his feet, and a few people couldn't help but suddenly laugh out loud, and the big black man immediately glared at them and shouted: "Trash! What qualifications do you have to laugh at others, give Lao Tzu fifty push-ups for each person!"

"Alas~ It's really unlucky......"

Brother Dog sighed and was about to lie on the ground, but Chen Guangda grabbed him and shook his head at him with a smile, but the big black man rushed up, glared at him viciously and said with a cruel smile: "Little white face! You don't understand what the instructor said, do you, Lao Tzu asked you to lie down and kiss my shoes, do you understand?"

"Who the are you, why should I listen to your ......"

Chen Guangda glared at him fearlessly, and sneered very contemptuously: "Are you still worthy of being an instructor with a belly full of fat, you are not even qualified to enter the patrol brigade, and you have no epaulettes or military boots on your military uniform, and there is a smell of green onions on your body, if I guess correctly, you should be the cook here, right?"

"Uh~"

A group of newcomers who were doing push-ups were immediately dumbfounded, and they all looked up at the big black guy in disbelief, but the big black guy suddenly laughed loudly, pointed at Chen Guangda and said, "That's right! I'm the chef of the canteen here, and I'll tell you the unfortunate news that the idiot who just did the push-ups won't have anything to eat tonight!"

"You ......"

A group of recruits immediately jumped up angrily, rolled up their sleeves and wanted to beat him, but the tent was suddenly opened, and a taller black man walked in, directly kicked the leading recruit to the ground, and said in a cold voice: "I played tricks on people and hit people in the face, why didn't you verify his identity before doing push-ups, did he let you eat?"

"What a, you corpse collectors......"

Brother Dog grinned and shook his head, he didn't expect to be cheated twice when he first came here, but the black man took out his identity card and held it in his hand and said loudly: "Open your dog's eyes and see clearly, Lao Tzu is your rookie instructor Cao Yufeng, all of them will be set up for me!"

A group of newcomers were obviously scared of the pit, and after carefully looking at his documents, they hurriedly gathered, and Cao Yufeng followed and said: "Playing you like this, because we are not only combat troops, we also shoulder the heavy responsibility of guarding the city gate, if the criminals enter and exit our city like entering a public toilet, what sense of security do the people have, you have to maintain a suspicious attitude towards every stranger, do you understand?"

"Understood......

A group of people hurriedly shouted loudly, and Chen Guangda also gave the other party a thumbs up in his heart, this method can make the recruits remember this lesson firmly, and Cao Yufeng roared again: "The fool who was just deceived crawled to the training ground for Lao Tzu, and the two who were not fooled did fifty push-ups and walked over, but they had no food!"

"Why ......"

Chen Guangda looked at the other party in surprise, but Cao Yufeng said coldly: "Because you don't have a sense of collective honor, you only reminded your friends but didn't remind your comrades-in-arms, what is a comrade-in-arms? A comrade-in-arms is a good brother who can block bullets for you, and if you give up your comrades-in-arms, you will be tantamount to giving up on yourself!"

"Got it! I'll do ......"

Chen Guangda fell down convincingly, and started push-ups with Brother Dog, of course he knew that he didn't treat the people here as comrades-in-arms, and he didn't even have this idea, but from now on he was a rookie, and everything he said and did had to be from a collective point of view.

"Climb ...... me"

Cao Yufeng strode out of the tent directly, Chen Guangda, who had just finished doing push-ups, and Brother Dog hurriedly followed, and more than a dozen recruits followed crookedly and climbed out, and after they climbed all the way to the training ground, there was a huge burst of laughter around, there were not only male soldiers but also a large group of female soldiers, and a group of recruits were blushing.

"Didn't these two newcomers fall for it......"

A huge black and ugly female officer suddenly walked over, looking at Chen Guangda and them in surprise, and Cao Yufeng lit a cigarette and said: "That little white face is quite shrewd, I can see at a glance that something is wrong with Lao Li, I just don't know how to have the ability and guts, I can focus on taking care of him later!"

"Flash, come here! Look at what you say, it's you......"

The ugly female officer hooked her finger directly at Chen Guangda, Chen Guangda had to walk over inexplicably, but the other party pushed his head and said: "I don't care what you used to call, since you shaved a lightning bolt on your scalp, from now on you will be called Flash, do you understand?"

"It's a scar, not a lightning ......"

Chen Guangda muttered with a depressed face, this nickname sounded even more stupid than Chen Teddy, but the ugly female officer punched him twice in the chest, and the huge brute force smashed Chen Guangda's chest hurt, but the other party said with satisfaction: "The muscles are quite solid, have you ever killed a living corpse before, what is the highest record?"

"More than a dozen are not a problem, and on the way here, I killed two jumping corpses, I don't believe you can ask the corpse claw brigade ......"

Chen Guangda raised his head very recklessly, what he has to do now is to be promoted quickly, otherwise he will not be able to leave the barracks if he stays in the cannon fodder brigade, but who knows that the other party suddenly sneered and said: "To paraphrase a sentence of our great god of war, bragging and not playing a draft is a hooligan, if you can't kill so many living corpses, the old lady will make you look good today!"

'Nima!When did I say that......

Chen Guangda looked at the other party speechlessly, but the other party took them to a large factory, and after opening the door, he directly raised his foot and kicked him in, and said with a cruel smile: "Aren't you able to kill two jumping corpses, thirty little living corpses should be no problem, now it depends on your performance......!

"I didn't say thirty, let me out......"

Chen Guang was about to rush out with a white face, but the door of the factory was slammed shut, and when he looked back suddenly, a big iron cage behind him was really full of living corpses, and the ugly female officer was still shouting loudly outside: "It's open! It's open! Rookie vs. Living Corpse Alley, all kills are worth 100!"

"Nima!"

Chen Guangda wiped his face without tears, this is the corpse collector he brought out, sure enough, one is more cheating than the other, it is simply a group of bats inserting chicken feathers - there is not a good bird!