Because the three used to be mainly afraid of him, afraid that he would sing about conquest regardless of the occasion, but now he seems to be not afraid, but he is a little begging.

Lu Wuji didn't understand the mental journey of these three people, and he didn't want to understand it, isn't it just a drink, even if it's over, how can I still give you a drop of blood wine?

The three cheap guests hugged Lu Wuji and entered a high-grade hotel, and the good wine and food were served on the table in an instant, and this posture was clearly not letting Lu Wuji pay for it.

Lu Wuji thought to himself, okay, you guys, there is always a time to open the skylight and say something bright, so he didn't ask, just kept saying yes, the food is good, the wine is not bad, uh-huh!

The three looked up at him at the same time and killed Matt: "Boss, you turned out to be from Sichuan Province?"

"Scratch, I'll just say a few words casually, see laugh! laugh!" Lu Wuji was very modest.

"After three rounds of wine and five flavors, hehe, boss, let's talk about something serious too......" Scar's eyebrows finally spoke.

Kill Matt and chirp, and pointed at him with chopsticks: "It's said in the book that the wine has passed three rounds and the five flavors have been cooked, so it's not appropriate for you to put it here......"

"No, no, if you want to say this, I have a little right to speak, I am a street writer, this 'wine over three rounds of food and five flavors) should be the perspective of the author in the novel, and it should not be told by the characters in the novel......"

This thing has thick lips and thick eyebrows, and he is a little slow and not good at words, but from a writer to a little hooligan who blackmails students, his thinking is still quite jumpy.

"That's what I mean!" Kill Matt interrupted.

This product doesn't have a strong sense of presence among the three, it turns out that he is still a writer, and he is hidden in the deep groove! Lu Wuji was immediately impressed, and raised his wine glass to toast.

"I don't know the names of the three yet, do you want to introduce yourself?" Lu Wuji felt that this eating and drinking, and not knowing people's names after finishing the matter, this was very immoral, just like putting on his pants and not admitting it.

The street writer had just been toasted by Lu Wuji, and his sense of existence had not yet ebbed, so he immediately straightened his waist, but his speech speed was too slow, and as soon as he said the word 'I', he was pulled aside by the killing Matt.

"My name is Li Dasi, 27 years old this year, unmarried, healthy and good-looking, hard-working......"

Lu Wuji stopped, okay, what about you, what about marriage, in addition, what does it mean to be a brick master?

"It's just hitting people with bricks!" Scarbrow explained. Lu Wuji suddenly realized, Nima I thought it was another new model of Internet celebrity.

"My name is Bo Ersi, 25 years old......"

"My name is Ouyang Misi, and I am ...... 22 this year"

Lu Wuji had not read the three musketeers of Alexandre Dumas in France, and expressed surprise at the names of the three: "You are all called 'four'?"

Ouyang Misi, a writer who hit the street, immediately expressed the appearance of 'It's terrible to be uneducated'. I thought that the deep meaning of the name 'Seeking Heir' didn't need to be explained, it was completely like playing the piano to the cow.

Lu Wuji patted his stomach, burped, and killed Matt Li Dasi, who was the most eye-catching, and immediately shouted: "Tea!"

Then he rubbed his hands cautiously, even nervously, and twisted: "Boss, our Three Musketeers actually have something to ask for today, and I hope the boss can fulfill it." ”

"Speak!"

Lu Wuji picked his teeth with a toothpick, very boldly.

"We want to compete in the Guinness Book of World Records. ”

"It's a good thing, the three of them changed their ways and immediately had such a strong self-motivation, although I am younger than a few, but I also know that people only have a goal, they are motivated, I strongly support!"

The three of them did not speak again, staring at him intently, their eyes eager and full of longing.

"Oh, I don't know what the three of you have?" Lu Wuji drank a little high, and he didn't feel abnormal.

"We want to sing......"

"Well, it's good to sing, if there is a walk of stars in China, a good voice, etc., you can also consider it. "Lu Wuji is very enthusiastic about the suggestion.

"No, no, no, Guinness World Records is unusual, unique, although there is no bonus, but fame is relatively fast, you know, now once you become famous, endorse, advertise or something, it is also a way to get rich quick, we regret the previous behavior of blackmailing students. ”

Lu Wuji nodded frequently and kept saying yes.

The three looked at each other, feeling that the consciousness of this thing was obviously not high! Li Dasi still spoke: "Boss, to tell you the truth, to participate in the Guinness, we want to sing conquest, and we must get your help!"

Lu Wuji's hand shook, the toothpick fell from his hand, and slammed on the ground, his mouth was half open, and he was speechless for a while: This world is so crazy, cats are all bridesmaids for mice! These three people originally wanted to sing with their butts, but they had to be afraid of me, and they were so close to me from the bottom of their hearts.

I don't know how long it took for him to ask, "You just want to sing about conquest like that?"

"No, no, if I have a choice, I want to sing 'I love you Huaxia'" Li Dasi looked admiring.

"I want to sing, 'XXX is good!'" Boer said viciously.

"I want to sing 'We are XXXX's successors!'" Ouyang Misi paused word by word.

Lu Wuji looked out the window melancholy, and after a while, he said: "I suggest that the three of you don't sing solo, it's best to pretend to be an island country to sing 'I love Mt. Fuji'." I guarantee that the three of you will become popular overnight like the Rising Sun, and maybe you will be kept in captives, but you will have to say hello to the Guinness judges in advance and ask them to prepare a little more masks, preferably gas masks. ”

Lu Wuji Huo Ran got up and said, "It's not early, don't talk nonsense, let's go!"

"We're serious!"

The three sluts are almost on their knees, Lu Wuji believes in their sincerity, because they are also eager to succeed, even more than ordinary people, but Lu Wuji can't help this busy, if they really let them sing with their butts and become famous with a song, then they will also be notorious, and it will discredit their motherland.

This record will definitely make headlines in mainstream newspapers and TV news around the world, and this will simply become a global scandal!

"Help us, boss!"

"For the sake of us listening to you and bowing at school for so long!"

"If we succeed, I'll use your name, Boss, as the name of the protagonist of my novel. ”

"Besides, when I have time to contact you!" Lu Wuji said perfunctorily. These people have such high expectations of success, if they refuse directly, they may not do anything drastic, and besides, they are not good birds in the first place.

The three of them thanked each other, but when they came out to mix, they couldn't see the height of their eyebrows. Lu Wuji was lazy after drinking, and they knew the casual perfunctory situation.

Kill Matt's eyes flashed, and he glanced at Scar's eyebrows. The latter immediately raised his hand to call a taxi, and the three of them said courteously: "Boss, where do you live, we will send you back, you have drunk a little too much, we must ensure your safety." ”

Lu Wuji thought that they believed his words, and he was so attentive in order to get help in the future, so he sat unceremoniously in the back, leaned on the seat, narrowed his eyes, and said, "Huashan South Road Urban Village!"