Chapter 3 O 5 Poisoning Squidward
For Qin Lang, the quasi-eldest brother, Zhao Wushuang can be said to have 100% trust.
Without waiting for Qin Lang to ask, he directly crackled like pouring beans from a bamboo tube, and explained the battle situation roughly.
Qin Lang looked in the direction he said, and sure enough, he found the pitch-black and gloomy ghost cave, and there were still a few pools of blood at the entrance of the cave, as well as a bunch of bones of unknown animals.
Obviously, it has become the belly of the monster inside.
Looking at this ghost cave, Qin Lang couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
I remember one year, when I was still young, in order to celebrate Yiwen's birthday, I saved money for several months to buy two tickets, but the little girl was scared and cried as soon as she arrived at the entrance of the cave......
"What's going on?is there a way to kill it?" As he spoke, Zhao Wushuang handed over a white gauze cigarette.
At first, Zhao Wushuang didn't smoke this brand of cigarettes, but Qin Lang kept smoking this, and sent him one from time to time, and he felt a little choking at first, and then the more he smoked, the more interesting he felt, and now he is out of control, he almost doesn't look at other cigarettes, naming his surname, only smoking white yarn, the kind with a blue lid in a hard box.
"Are you the Lord of Yama or the judge of the order?" Qin Lang took out the lighter, lit it with a snap, and said to him: "If I have the ability to let whoever wants to die die immediately, I still have to come out in person to deal with these animals?
Zhao Wushuang nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes! Then you can give some advice! I don't have a trick with this thing." I've tried everything, but it doesn't work. ”
What is this thing afraid of?
Qin Lang thought about it, and it seemed that he really hadn't come up with anything.
Li Laodao said: "Or, Dao Ye will roast this beast with a fire? It just so happens that the brothers are also hungry, how about using this animal to drink?"
It's a good idea, but I don't know if it's useful.
Zhao Wushuang said with a puzzled attitude: "Okay, can it? We have tried it with fire just now, but it has no effect at all, but it has aroused this guy's ferocity and injured several of my brothers in a row!"
"Your fire, also called fire?" Li Laodao's nostrils turned to the sky, and his face was proud: "Dao Ye, I am the legendary three-flavor true fire! Even the gods came, and they also burned him to cry and call his mother! It's not Dao Ye boasting, as long as my divine fire comes out, I will definitely extinguish this animal in minutes! Dao Ye's means, you ordinary people, where will you know?"
Zhao Wushuang saw that he looked like that, nodded and said, "Then it's bothering you." ”
"Get up, Dao Master, I'm going to do it!" Li Lao Dao blocked in front of him, like an electric pole, Chen Bushuai, lifted his robe, took out a handful of paper talismans, and then pulled out the ......
Wait! What about Lao Tzu's peachwood sword?
Li Laodao habitually stretched out his hand to fish on his back, but he was empty, and then he was empty.
I suddenly remembered that when I fought with Yu Kuncai before, it seemed to have fallen to the ground. I forgot to clean up after the fight, so my back was empty, how could I have any chicken feather mahogany sword?
Li Laodao suddenly blushed, and said: "That, don't be in a hurry first, the Dao Master's magic weapon has fallen on the road, wait for me for the time being!
As he spoke, he ran away in a puff of smoke.
Qin Lang pointed to the ghost cave and asked Zhao Wushuang, "How often will this thing come out?"
Zhao Wushuang shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, I've been here for so long, it hasn't taken the initiative to come out, only when a prey is close to it, it will stretch out its tentacles to hunt for food." ”
"Meaning, it just shrinks inside, and it doesn't come out on its own, right?"
Zhao Wushuang was not sure about this, and replied ambiguously: "It should be, who knows?"
"In that case, then what are we panicking about? Come, sit, and wait for Lao Dao to come back. ”
Li Laodao came back quickly, this old man didn't know where to steal a bicycle, rode crookedly, and knocked over at least eight zombies at such a long distance. If it weren't for Qin Lang's speed, the car would have been crushed over his face.
Qin Lang patted the dirt on his body and complained, "Mom, are you riding a tank?"
"They are all people in the rivers and lakes, don't care so much. Li Laodao waved his hand, threw the bicycle under his crotch aside, raised the peachwood sword in his hand, took out the paper talisman, and began to practice.
Zhao Wushuang was also the first time to see Li Laodao make a move, and he was stunned, and said to himself: "There is still this kind of operation?"
"Hmph! What a fuss!" Li Laodao snorted coldly, and after finishing the practice, he pointed forward with his big hand: "Go!"
"Whoosh" A few fireballs flew out directly, reflecting the dark ghost cave red, "cooing", a few strange cries came out of the cave, and after that, it fell silent, and the flames were extinguished instantly.
Qin Lang looked at Li Laodao and couldn't help but ask, "Is this...... What's the situation?"
Li Laodao was also at a loss: "I don't know! Could it be that this guy has any other skills and equipment that can extinguish fires?"
Zhao Wushuang thought for a while: "Could it be that inkjet extinguished the fire?"
Li Laodao frowned, still disbelieving, and said: "It shouldn't be! I'm a three-flavor real fire! It's so easy to crack? Could it be that something went wrong?"
Trying to recall the previous link, Li Laodao still didn't find anything wrong.
At this moment, Chen Bushuai reminded: "Isn't it, the quality of your paper talisman is not up to par?
Li Laodao glared: "Nonsense! I'm all of the best materials! Don't mess around there." ”
In fact, Chen Bushuai is really right. When he first drew the talisman, in order to make it cheaper, Li Laodao deliberately bought the worst quality material, so he ......
Qin Lang waved his hand: "Forget it, I suddenly thought of a way, maybe I can lure the guys inside!"
Zhao Wushuang hurriedly asked, "What do you think of...... Uh, what is the solution?"
"This thing should be small, it always has to eat, we can ...... when the time comes. Hey hey ......"
Zhao Wushuang slapped his thigh: "Okay! Poison! This method is good! It's really wonderful!"
Well, Qin Lang's original intention was really not this, he originally wanted to get something and then use some means to lure the monster out, but Zhao Wushuang actually thought of poisoning in an instant!
If it is really a small amount, it is not a gentleman, and it is not a husband who is not poisonous.
At this moment, Qin Lang was a little impressed by him.
Immediately clapped the board and shouted: "Yes, that's it! Everyone look around, is there any place to sell pesticides and fertilizers, get some goods, let's directly poison this king and eight calves." ”
The fat man was quite familiar with Tianlan City, and immediately raised his hand and said, "Brother Lang, I know where there is." ”
"Okay, then I'll take care of this! Prepare the bait!"
After the division of labor, everyone was immediately busy, and most of the octopuses feed on marine mollusks and shellfish and crustaceans, such as sea slugs, oysters, shrimps, crabs, etc.
After selecting the ingredients for half a day, Qin Lang finally set his target on the oversized human head prawns that can be seen everywhere.
It wasn't too hard for them to kill a prawn with a human head, and then they waited for the fat man to return.
Fortunately, the fat man lived up to expectations, and after a while, he rushed back with a woven bag.
"Now, these are the things I found, you see, this is paraquat, and the effect of drinking it is just right! This is fluorine, also known as ascending water, this is called glyphosate......" he said, taking out the jars and jars.
Qin Lang interrupted: "Okay, you can introduce it." No one has ever drunk this thing, and it's a nobody's talk!"
Picked up a bunch of them and came to the long-dead prawn, cut the hard shell of the back with a knife, unscrewed the bottle cap and poured the pesticides into it.
Zhao Wushuang also did the same, and soon, a human head prawn that had been baptized by pesticides was freshly baked, but the choking smell of pesticides made Qin Lang couldn't help frowning.
Zhao Wushuang opened his mouth and said, "This smell, isn't it too heavy? What if it doesn't take the bait?"
Qin Lang gave him a blank look: "You're not a monster, you know that it doesn't like this taste? Throw it over first, and then find a way!"
"Okay!"
At present, there is no other way, Zhao Wushuang has to do it.
Throwing the prawns at the door of the ghost cave, several people found a place to hide.
Soon, a few arm-thick tentacles sneakily stretched out, paused in front of the prawns for about half a minute, and suddenly shrank back again.
Obviously, the taste is too pungent to suit its appetite.
Zhao Wushuang looked at Qin Lang helplessly: "What should I do?"
"What are you panicking about?" Qin Lang lowered his head and pondered slightly, then suddenly clapped his hands and laughed: "There is!"