Ye Fei never expected that the man he met at the gate of the community would be a man who had eaten all over his husband.

It's also too beautiful for this.

There is also the tone of this thing's speech, when the lottery was first drawn, this guy spoke a sentence by sentence, what a fierce word, it stands to reason that it should be a macho man, but this meeting, a glass villain in Ye Fei's heart shattered with a bang, which is completely wrong.

"I ...... I really didn't expect that. Ye Fei told the truth.

Eat all over the husband laughed and said: "I didn't expect it to be normal, many people are like you, but I can guarantee that I am a real pure man." ”

Ye Fei nodded hurriedly, he was a little relieved when he heard this.

If this thing is a bend, I don't dare to let him into the house for a while.

"Pure masters, pure masters are the best, what, you are faster than the world. ”

The husband smiled: "Maybe I'm closer." ”

"Let's go, this is not a place to talk, I live in it. ”

"I just wanted to go in, but the security guard stopped me from entering. ”

"Why?"

"Say I'm raw. ”

“………..”

"Nonsense, you're so easy to recognize, if you have a public face, you can't stop him. ”

After eating all over the husband, he touched his face with both hands and said, "Is it wrong to look good?"

Ye Fei: ".........."

He really wanted to give this narcissist a word of slamming - it's right to be good-looking, but there's something wrong with a man who looks so good.

Ye Fei came to the door of the security room, talked to the security guard, and then led the eater in.

The fat security guard stood behind the two of them, watching the two of them talk and laugh and walk in, and the goods muttered: "The world is really fucking messed up, I didn't expect that there is such an awesome person living in our community, the day before yesterday I brought a beautiful woman in for a day, and today I brought such a good-looking man back, the taste of this product is complicated enough." ”

If Ye Fei heard his words, he would definitely turn around and come back to play with him.

Taking the elevator to the ninth floor, Ye Fei took out the key to open the door and said, "This is it, come in." ”

After eating all the things, the husband followed Ye Fei into the house, looked at Ye Fei's room, and said, "Ye Shen is really spacious here." ”

Ye Fei said with a smile: "Every live broadcast guest will say this when they come, and I don't want to change places when you say it." ”

"You don't need to change it, this room is very good, oops, you still have a girl's style here, look at this decoration, there is also a pink one." ”

Ye Fei: "......... This is the house I rented, and the previous landlord was a girl, and I went abroad, so I lived there temporarily. ”

"I see, by the way, Ye Shen, what hobbies do you usually have besides live broadcasting?"

"I don't have any hobbies, and if I ever sleep, it's sleeping. ”

Eat all over the husband: ".......... sleep and be beautiful, young people should sleep more, so that the skin can be white and tender." ”

"Are you talking about yourself?" Ye Fei said angrily.

This thing is also aggrieved, standing with a man who looks better than himself, has better skin than himself, and has a better body than himself, it is really a depressing thing, especially if this man is still a guy with narcissism, it is even more unbearable.

Eat all over the husband smiled: "I have a wide range of hobbies, and sleeping is one of them." ”

"What other hobbies do you have?"

"Plant flowers. ”

“……”

"Raise kittens. ”

“…….”

"Shopping. ”

“……..”

"Buy cosmetics. ”

“……”

"By the way, my favorite thing is to buy beautiful clothes. ”

“…………”

Ye Fei is really speechless about this hobby, you must always remember that there is a "rush" in your crotch, okay? You are a man, and you yourself said it, you are a pure man.

Have you seen a few pure men who have your hobbies?

"What, are you sure you're a pure master?" Ye Fei asked strangely.

The husband nodded and said, "It's necessary, bring it." ”

"........... nonsense, men bring it, the key is your hobbies...... It's so special. ”

"Of course, how else can you be different?"

"What do you do?"

"Yoga instructor, plus female beautician. ”

“…………”

"Well, I know why you're like this. ”

Ye Fei finally understood why this person was in this shape, soaking with women every day, you can get up masculine and see the hell.

"What, what's the drink?"

Ye Fei always felt a little awkward to be with this product, although he said that he was a pure master, but this appearance was too deceptive, so he couldn't find a topic to chat with this product, so he could only talk nonsense.

Eat all over the husband: "Red wine." ”

Ye Fei said depressedly: "No, do you want to drink mineral water?"

"Oh, Ye Shen, why don't you prepare some red wine for a person with such status? Don't you know, red wine is a good thing, it is rich in amino acids, vitamins and minerals, red wine is a magical beauty and beauty product, the antioxidants in it can eliminate spots, remove wrinkles, prevent skin sagging, and make your skin smooth and flawless, haven't you heard people? Every woman who likes red wine, her skin will be as smooth as silk. ”

"Uh~~~ I'm a man. ”

"........... men can also have smooth and delicate skin, look at my skin, is it as smooth as a baby?"

"........ okay, okay, stop narcissism, and go on with water. ”

Ye Fei really can't stand this guy, this whole thing is a mess, from the first time we met, I couldn't stop talking, now when it comes to his hobbies, it's a burst of talk, and red wine, Lao Tzu's rich days can be counted with his fingers, and it was good to be able to eat a full meal before.

After eating, his wife took the water, unscrewed it and took a sip, and then began to wander around Ye Fei's room.

Ye Fei didn't care about him, he found that ignoring this thing would be much quieter.

After a while, Xiaopi crawled out from under the sofa, this guy had just woken up, and his eyes hadn't been opened yet.

As soon as it came out, it happened to be seen by the whole man.

This time this guy can find a playmate, so he hurriedly ran over and pulled the little skin up.

That's right, it was the folded face of the little skin with his left and right hands and pulled it up, and said excitedly: "Oh, Ye Shen, you still have a little Pipi." ”

Little Pippi?

Ye Fei didn't know how to talk to this guy, because this guy was really caught off guard, and it took a lot of effort to pick it up.

"The neighbor gave it, went abroad, and kept it here. ”

"This little guy is so cute, look at this little face, it looks like who owes it eight million. ”

Ye Fei's head is full of black lines, what is like owing it eight million, Shar Pei dog is not in this shape.

Xiaopi was eaten all over his face and pulled his face, this thing is also depressed, Ye Fei comes here every day with strangers, in fact, it is also used to it, but it didn't expect this guy who came today to pull his face, this cliff can't bear it.

I really like small animals when I eat all over the husband.,This thing doesn't put down the little skin.,Put it in front of me and look at it over and over.,The more you look at it, the more you like it.。

But at this time, I saw Xiaopi's little belly suddenly agitate, and then .......... and then a column of water flew out under the body of this goods.

Xiaopi is on the chest of the eater, this soaking of water is not wasted at all, all for the eater to wash the chest.

Eat all over the husband: "..............."

Ye Fei: "..............."

"Ahh~~~~~h

Suddenly, like crazy, he threw Xiaopi directly on the sofa, and then kept slapping his hands on the clothes on his chest.

While slapping, this thing is still jumping on the feet.

"Bastard, bastard, bastard, this little bastard, how can this be, how can it be like this?!! my Anima, ahhhh......hh

Ye Fei was completely out of temper, and he didn't expect Xiaopi to come so suddenly.

He looked at Xiaopi, and saw that this thing was lying comfortably on the sofa, and a pair of dog eyes looked at his husband with contempt, yes, those little eyes were full of contempt.

Ye Fei sighed and hurriedly said, "I'm really sorry, this little guy is spoiled, the little thing is not sensible, don't be like it, by the way, do you have a change of clothes?"

After eating all over the husband, he said frantically: "I didn't bring it." ”

"Then wear mine first, the bathroom is over there, go wash it and change your clothes, otherwise your body will smell ........ affect the taste when you eat delicious food." ”

As he spoke, Ye Fei took a piece of his own clothes and threw it to his husband.

"...........Ahh ”

After eating all over the house, his husband took Ye Fei's clothes and entered the bathroom with a painful howl.

Seeing that the door was closed and washed away, Ye Feicai muttered: "Look at whether you can pull its face in the future, the little guy is not easy to bully." ”