Li Li stayed at his uncle's house for an afternoon, and the trouble of being a star made him a little devastated.

Now is the era of online entertainment, Douyin short videos and various live broadcast software emerge in an endless stream, as long as there are celebrities who appear in public, you don't want to have privacy.

The pictures of Li Li picking persimmons, cucumbers, and various fruits and vegetables in the yard of his uncle's neighbor's house were all filmed and uploaded to the Internet by the people around Li Li.

Li Li picked in the yard, and the cherries were eaten on the side, Li Li picked as many cherries as she could, and she didn't move the big fish and meat on the table, keeping her stomach for fresh fruits and vegetables.

There was a basin of water next to the cherry's feet, and after she washed a few more persimmons, she stared blankly at the uneaten fruits in the basin, and she suddenly raised her head and said, "Brother, don't pick it again, if you pick it again, let us stop the garden!"

With that, Cherry took the basin and burped and staggered back to her uncle's house.

Li Li didn't speak for a long time, okay, it's you who let me pick more, and it's you who criticizes me for picking more, and then you have to give yourself a good person card when you're full?

Cousin Zheng Bei's relatives and friends are all coming home in turn today, Jisen's custom is that if you get married, relatives and friends can come as much as possible a day in advance, and then get drunk that night, and when the wedding is officially held the next day, normally speaking, most people don't drink alcohol.

Of course, this refers to young people, not necessarily the older generation, often the young people have finished eating, and there are one or two tables of older people shouting and drinking there, regardless of the extent of the wedding banquet.

To put it mildly, on the whole, the quality of the people has been improving in recent years.

How noisy it was the night before the wedding, how quiet it was at the wedding the next day, even if you drank and vomited the night before, strangers hooked up and became confidants, but when you arrive at the wedding scene overnight, you will even fall into a cold state.

Zheng Bei's relatives and friends came to the house in groups, and Li Li, whether as a new best man or as a celebrity in the limelight, was embarrassed to lie on the sofa and laugh at the situation.

He also helped the Zheng family with their work, especially entertaining these young people, or giving them cigarettes and wine, or walking over to chat a few words.

At this time, it can be seen that men and women react completely differently in the face of celebrities.

In chasing stars, women are too crazy than men, and many young girls can't wait to follow Li Li's buttocks, where Li Li goes, where they go.

The men are too restrained, or it can be said that the popularity of chasing stars is not high, they just watch from a distance in groups of three or five and whisper a few words. It is far better to besiege Li Li than to besiege the bride, which makes them more interested.

One man took a puff of his cigarette and said, "Why are these girls crazy?"

The man who hugged his shoulders said, "Superficial!"

"In fact, if you chase stars, I can still understand chasing Li Li, not to mention talent, she looks really handsome, if there is a beautiful actress about 20 years old in front of me, Lao Tzu will also have a spring heart.

But the point is, you say that a bunch of old ladies are chasing a few thirteen or fourteen-year-old children, how do you explain it?"

"It's also spring!"

……

Throughout the night, Li Li naturally became the center of conversation in the entire courtyard.

When the night breeze was blowing, Li Li received a call from Ma Duoduo, saying that he had occupied the entire page on the Douyin short video for a long, long time, as long as he played the Douyin short video, he opened the software and turned it through a few times, and the sources of various videos were almost 50, and the total number of different videos reached more than 300.

Li Li: "Huh?"

"Ahh ”

"Oh!"

"Oh what? And what about the thoughts, 'Oh'? Your current address has already been exposed, and a large number of entertainment records are rushing to it one after another!"

Li Li said in surprise: "Not really." ”

"I'm exaggerating a little this time, but according to reliable sources, the famous paparazzi Zhuo Zhuo's team has already taken a plane to this side in the capital, and Feng Ping's studio in Shanghai heard that it is also coming. ”

"Damn, don't mess up someone's wedding!" Li Li said worriedly.

"Don't be afraid of smashing, don't be afraid of smashing!" The bride came over with a wine glass and blushed, and said coawardly: "Have fun with the people!"

"With ......?"

That night, the whole courtyard was full of drunkenness, and it was not until about 12 o'clock in the evening that everyone dispersed.

These out-of-town guests were arranged in turn to some temporary peasant households, and as for Li Li's family, because of Li Li's unique identity, they were arranged to a large family with a high courtyard wall far from the village.

When Li Li walked into this courtyard, he was attracted by this exquisite little villa.

It is said that it is a small villa, but it is actually more like a two-story building, or this house is positioned between a villa and a two-story building, and the villa has made huge floor-to-ceiling windows, but the interior staircase is particularly unpretentious.

The small second floor is not big, but the courtyard is very large, the left side is rich in shade, and the provincial road is connected, and behind it is the city's famous leisure and tourism resort - Huahai Courtyard.

Mama Li pointed to the ground, "Sister, do you still have a basement in your house?"

The aunt said, "Well, put some rags or something, and put some cabbage and potatoes in winter." ”

Li Lixin said: It would be nice if this was changed to a video room!

Li Li walked into the courtyard again and took a deep breath of fresh air, and indeed felt that the scenery here was really good, the stars were looming in the night sky, the night breeze sent an elegant fragrance of flowers, the two earth dogs were chasing each other under the orange night light, and the uncle was cutting the tender watermelon on the board, and the delicious juice was sprinkled on the board, and the orange courtyard lamp complemented each other.

At this time, the cherry rushed out of the door and ran happily towards the watermelon, Li Li hurriedly picked up the two halves of the watermelon and took a bite of it separately. Cherry's beautiful black eyes grew in an instant.

Oh, the barbecue grill and beer!

Li Li thinks it would be good if this was his own home, and in his spare time, he invited his family and friends to come here for a vacation and skewers, riding the night breeze, they drank wine, ate skewers by themselves, and there were frogs chirping nearby, grabbing them and roasting some toad legs, wow, think about it.

When he returned to the living room, he found that the house was theirs.

The aunt said: "You really earned it at this price, you can't buy it at this price, and besides, it's going to be demolished here, you make a lot of money!"

Mother Li shook her head, "There is no possibility of demolition in this place for at least five years! ”

The aunt was puzzled: "Can't you?"

"Trust me! I bought it for a relaxing getaway. ”

……

Li Li was stunned for a long time, why did my mother buy it wherever she went?

Entering the upstairs bedroom, Li Li humbly asked for advice: "Mom, how do you say the villa in Russian?"

“?дача?！”

"And what do you say, 'This villa is so beautiful'?"

“Этодачаоченькрасивая?！”

Li Li asked again: "How do you say, 'The trade war has started, we must unite'?"

“торговаявойнагрянула，имыдолжныобъединиться！”

"Mom, you're amazing!"

"Nonsense, such a basic conversation, my freshman is a thief, not to mention my famous professor of Russian!"

"You still know you're a professor? I thought you forgot about it!"

Mama Li crossed her waist, "Hey, you ......"

Dad Li clapped his hands high-five, "Beautiful, critical!"

Li Li ran into the bedroom next to him, locked the door, and successfully evacuated.

He lay on the bed and remembered that Yu Ji had flown to Spring City.

He was so anxious that he could avoid them, what should he do, what should he do?

Li Li folded his hands and lay on the bed and chanted to the roof of the shed: "There must be a big star cheating tonight!

……

Early in the morning, at around 5 o'clock, Li Li was woken up by a phone call.

Ma Duoduo yawned and said, "Xiaoli, the security company I contacted is already coming to you, and I will definitely maintain the order of this wedding." ”

"Hmm, there's no need!"

"If you want the wedding to go on normally, you can only do this, or you just go away, and the wedding can go on normally at that time. ”

"I promised my cousin to be his best man. ”

"So, get dressed and washed, and get ready to prevent the paparazzi! ”

Toot toot toot!

The phone was disconnected, Li Li hurriedly got up and washed, then walked out of the courtyard and drove straight to his uncle's house, which was a mile away.

As soon as I entered the village, I heard the villagers say, "The demolition is coming!", and some said, "The special troops are on a mission." ”

When Li Li turned to the street of his uncle's house, he found a minibus and several jeeps parked there, and dozens of neatly dressed men in suits wearing ties and white gloves were majestic and extraordinary. They stood in two teams on one side of the doorway, and their spirits were in full swing!

The uncle was talking to the security captain about something, until he saw Li Li's car and waved to him.

Li Li got out of the car, and his uncle greeted him and said, "Xiaoli, this is here to maintain the order of the wedding for us." ”

The captain saluted Li Li, "Hello Mr. Li, Yuan Ye, the captain of Chuncheng VIA Security Service Company, salutes you, and I will personally lead the team to be responsible for your security work for this event." ”

"Ah, hard work. Li Li whispered a few words to his uncle, then looked up and asked, "Do brothers all know how to drive?"

"Driving is the basic requirement of our security personnel, Mr. Li, please rest assured. ”

"Where's the sports car?" asked Li Li.

Captain: "Yes!"

"Where's Rolls-Royce?"

"Yes!"

"That new type of energy car—"

"Mr. Li, don't worry, as a retired special forces, there is nothing we can't drive, and the tank can be driven!"

"Okay, you will each take a car in a while and be the driver. ”

Captain: "???"

The two columns of security guards looked at each other, because the professionalism was not easy to talk to each other, everyone thought to themselves, what is the situation?

Changing into a suit bought temporarily, Li Li sat in the car and went to pick up the bride with the convoy.

He sat in a car with three bridesmaids, and frankly, bridesmaids are not ugly, after all, people who are too ugly can't be bridesmaids, and it's unsightly. But the color is only a 2K monitor, which is slightly more delicate than 1080p, far less fine than 4K.

The wedding car set off from the village and went straight to the city, and all kinds of open-top trots attracted countless eyes, especially the full-time drivers in uniform and sunglasses, which added to the extraordinary momentum.

The convoy entered a villa in Jingyue District, and the old man who was waiting to pick up his daughter was happily waiting at the door of the villa.

Zheng Bei got out of the car, bowed and said, "Hello uncle!"

Li Li stabbed beside him, "Call Dad!"

"Hello Daddy!"

"Eh!" the old man said busily again, "No, no, it's not yet, you have to pick up my daughter first!"

"Old man, I'm sorry!" Zheng Bei "snapped" and pulled out a stack of red envelopes from his arms, and knocked on the door with a bang, "Little rabbit, open the door!"

Everyone: "......"

The voices of a group of women inside rang out in unison: "If you don't open it, you won't open it!"

"How can I give you a red envelope if I don't open the door, there will be a red envelope when I open the door!"

A group of women inside chattered:

"We don't want red envelopes!"

"What age is it, and you give red envelopes?"

"We don't love money, we just lust!"

……

"......" Zheng Bei: "How can you open the door?"

"Let the best man sing a song!"

"Yes, let the best man sing a song!"

……

One of the best men is estimated to be KTV Maiba, and he takes the lead, "I'll come!"

As soon as these words fell, the girls in the room stopped doing it:

"That's ugly!"

"Substitution!"

"I want to listen to Li Li sing!"

……

Mai Ba cried and said, "They hurt me!"

A young man said: "You call yourself humiliated!"

Li Li was speechless, okay, who let us be the best man, so he had to clear his throat and sing: "Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swim by, come and count them, two, four, six, seven, eight!

A group of women shouted through the floor-to-ceiling windows:

"Li Li, who are you referring to when you sing? Who are we ducks?"

"Change the song!"

"Yes, change the song! to express love, to be sincere!"

……

"Okay, good!" Li Li was helpless and sang: "I love your beloved mother in the motherland, and I shed tears for you and am proud of you." ”

Women: "......"

"No!

"If you don't sing love songs, you won't open the door!"

"What kind of song are you singing, sisters, just take off your clothes!"

"Yes, take off your clothes! Li Li, take off your clothes!"

"Li Li, take off your clothes!"

"Li Li, take off your clothes!"

……

Zheng Bei was stupid on the side, it was difficult for others to be the groom when they got married, why did it become difficult for him to be the best man when he got married?

Zheng Bei knocked on the door, "Girls, my cousin is a public figure, and he is not suitable for striptease!"

"Yes, perform a striptease!"

"Striptease!"

"Striptease!"

"If you don't take one off, you can do it!"

"Yes, take one off!"

"Take off your coat and take it off!"

……

"Say it's okay to take off one and open the door!" Zheng Bei looked at Li Li with a smile, "Cousin, for the sake of my cousin's happiness, take off your coat!!"

In the laughter of everyone, Huang Xiaomin leaned in Li Li's ear and said: "Among the wedding photographers, there are some photographers who are sneaky, and the SLR specifications used are very high!"

Li Li shuddered, not daring to lose his words and deeds, he turned around sharply and shouted, "Brothers, rob the bride!"

Everyone was just about to jump, but Li Li waved his hand to them again, "I didn't say you, Captain Zhao, let the brothers come over." ”

Captain Zhao asked suspiciously, "What?"

Li Li said: "Let the brothers come over and push the door!"

The security guards who were maintaining order felt that they were hallucinating, why did they rob the bride? After driving the wedding car, they went to rob the bride? This is not our business!

A large number of retired special forces gathered at the door of the villa in a particularly depressed manner, and Captain Zhao gave an order, "Push me!"

The old man laughed on the sidelines, and said that he was making a joke in his heart? Is the German imported security door worth tens of thousands of yuan said that it was pushed open when it was pushed open? It was really interesting.

The door is locked inside, and it's really hard to shake, but the door panel is flickering and shaking!

Li Li patted the window at this time and said to the lively girl inside, "Do you still want to listen to songs?"

The girls said excitedly:

"Listen!"

"If you sing it, I'll listen to it!"

"Sing one, sing one!"

"You can't open the door! ”

……

Li Li turned his head sharply and said, "Brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, those who can sing sing will sing with me, let's help the army and rob the bride!"

Unity is strength!

Unity is strength!"

The security personnel looked back at Li Li, Brother Xindao, you really deserve the situation!!

Captain Zhao suddenly became angry, "Brothers, listen to my command, three-two-one, push! three-two-one, push!"

A large group of relatives and friends who can sing sing in unison:

"This power is iron!

This power is steel!

Harder than iron!!

Stronger than steel!!"

Squeak, squeak, squeak......

The door is violently undergoing physical deformation, and the girls in the room are scared silly, and such a thick entrance security door is ...... All......

There was a hula, and the girls all flashed aside.

At this time, the crowd outside the door sang loudly:

"Fire at the *** tigil!

Let all undemocratic systems die!!"

"Click"! The security door was smashed!

Girls: "Wow!"

The old man is stunned, the Chinese soldiers are so good! This is imported German goods, your flesh and blood have been crushed?!

Captain Zhao gave Li a military salute with a "snap", "Teacher Li, you have successfully completed the task, please instruct." ”

"Thank you, thank you, brothers, go back to the unit and rest. ”

The security guards were stupid on the spot, mom, this is done? Drive the wedding car, grab the bride, and then call it a day? This also doesn't match his tall image!

Captain Zhao wondered in his heart, what are the brothers doing today?

At this time, the mother-in-law in the hall shouted, "Girls, the door upstairs is open, don't resist, these young men are too destructive, forcibly demolished! Everyone applauds, welcome the best man...... No, no, welcome groom!"

In a round of applause, everyone went to the boudoir as they wished.