"I'm going to take a shower, bye-bye. Ignoring his dangerous aura, he stood up, patted the dust on his buttocks, and prepared to leave.

"Stop. After only two steps, a demonic and dangerous voice came over again, "Cut the guard, does this king allow you to go?"

"Your uncle!" A certain bean scolded fiercely in his heart, turned around, and said with a spring breeze on his face: "I don't know what else the king commands?"

"This king is bathing, you come to rub the bath. ”

"Why?" "A certain bean broke the gong in the next second, and what was full of spring breeze, to hell with it, "Why should I do this?"

"This was originally Zhang Zhiwei's job, he is on vacation now, and now of course you will take over. A certain demon replied as a matter of course.

"Then you can find someone else to do it. "The people who are too a** are dead, why do you want her to do it? Why?

"You don't want to do it?" a certain demon nodded, "Then I have to call Zhang Zhenda back." ”

"And what about their cave candles?" a certain bean looked at him in disbelief.

"What's my business. A certain demon was expressionless, thought about it and said, "It's not me who flowers the candles in the cave room." ”

"......" A certain bean clenched his hands into fists, and this baby was clearly a threat to Chiguoguo, "Hehe, hey, don't be angry, you see, if the corners of your eyes are frowning, it's a pity for this flower-like face, isn't it?"

"Huh?"

"Yes, Tang Sanzang, Sanzang, my little finger is cut, let's ask someone else to help you take a bath, look at it, it's so deep!"

"Call again. A demon ignored her outstretched little finger.

"Huh?"

"The one at the back. ”

"Sanzang?" "What is this baby going to do?"

"Yes, you can change my name in the future, and now, go get me hot water. A certain demon was satisfied, stood up, and left a certain bean with a wrong face, and walked away without looking back.

"Sanzang?" A certain bean was in a cold sweat, "You want to be beautiful!"

"Peel potatoes, have you seen enough, hurry up!" In the bath, a certain demon took off his shirt, wore underwear, stood in front of a certain bean, and said impatiently.

"Good...... Temptation ...... "A certain bean can't stop wanting to be ruthless with his hands, and he really wants to touch his chest fiercely, six-pack abs, this guy not only looks like a flower and moon, but also has a very MAN physique."

"Nysh. "A certain demon cried out and kicked her in the shins. ＥＴ

A bean's calf twitched, shrunk and watched him step into the tub.

"Why don't you take off your pants?" asked a certain woman, unaware of her lustful behavior, and ran forward without giving up.

"Want to see birds?" A certain demon didn't forget the last time she looked at Luo Daxia in Ruyan, and pouted.

"Yes. A certain bean nodded, and after thinking about it, he immediately shook his head, "No." ”

"Is it right or not?" a certain demon kindly continued to follow.

"If you don't take off your pants in the shower, it's unhygienic ......" a certain bean thought of a reason.

"Well, it's not impossible. "A certain demon deliberately hung her appetite.

"You say. ”

"If you strip all your shirts, I'll strip all my pants. A certain demon is very fair, "If the etiquette comes and goes, not to mention, I also want to see, xiaolongbao, what it looks like......

"Bump!" a certain bean was angry, finding a brick on the ground and pushing it into his bathtub, "Die!"

"Ah, peel potatoes, you rascal!" the barrel could not hold back her brick head from slamming into a frustration, and soon the water leaked out.

Confucius said: Fight with bricks, according to the face, should not be messy, since it cares, how can it be alone, there are friends together, hard, not happy, no more, so to death, to death.

A certain bean remembered the famous words of Confucius, and he didn't dare to really look at his head, so he would care about his bucket and let him take a bath!

The consequence of a bean's courage to carry the bucket is to be punished, a demon let her stand by the goldfish pond in the back garden, the fish thought about it, a bean kicked his calf, indignant, so he said to the fish in the pond: "Tang Sanyi, you bastard ......"

"Wang Dang. The sound of a sword drawing came from behind him.

The little soul of a certain bean also trembled: "Aunt ......" turned his head to look at the person who was intimidating behind him, it was the night ghost uncle. "Uncle, just kidding. ”

"Hmph. "Night Charm has a cold to the term this uncle, and she is still addicted, and Night Charm's sword is constantly being used again. "Well deserved!"

The result of a certain bean punishment station was that she waited and waited, and when it was dark, the rape flowers were yellow, and she didn't see the demon prince asking people to call her back.

"What is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince doing?" asked Uncle Night Charm, who had been standing with her for so long.

"I don't know. Uncle Night's face was gloomy, and he wanted to whip her with his sword, "You scourge, I haven't even eaten dinner." ”

"I'm hungry too...... "A bean is wronged, isn't it just a bucket?

"Well deserved!"

"Why don't you go and spread it?"

"I can't take half a step away from you. ”

A certain bean stared at a pool of goldfish very angry, this stingy ghost, isn't it a broken bucket, as for it? Looking at the flowery goldfish, a certain bean suddenly thought of an idea, the little eyes immediately became excited, and hurriedly looked for paper from the body, flipped through it and there was only a silver ticket, she took it out, and put it back in pain, and ran to the night ghost, and went to pull his clothes.

"What are you doing?" Uncle Night Charm was startled, and he didn't let her pull it.

A certain bean suddenly pinched the silver ticket he took out of his arms and laughed.

"That's my monthly ......"

"Your Highness, the Night Charm is here. "In a gorgeous room, the Lord Steward said to His Highness the Demon.

"Biography. A certain demon raised his eyebrows and straightened his body.

"Your Highness. Nightshade walked in.

"What?"

"This is for you by the subordinates of the guard. Uncle Night Charm was heartbroken Cheng Cheng on his silver ticket, looking at the bright red words written on the silver ticket, Night Charm had an urge to smoke someone. "This is a poem written to you by Cutting Guard with blood. ”

"Poof!" a certain demon elegantly drank a sip of tea and squirted out, "She committed suicide?" A certain demon looked at the silver ticket with red and red letters: Dear Sanzang, I have been enjoying the scenery in the goldfish pond for a long time, and under the cool breeze, I finally realized my insignificance, and my intestines regretted it.

"Doudou!" A certain demon immediately stood up, and rushed outside, his heart ached when he saw the small figure by the pool, and when he saw her, he looked straight at the pool, the cool breeze blew through her hair, and her body swayed, and she wanted to jump into the lake if she didn't commit suicide, and a demon rushed over and hugged her: "Doudou, why can't you think about it so much." ”

"Your Highness?" a certain bean was hugged by him by mistake, and looked at him in surprise, she, where can't she think of it?

"If your hand hurts, I'll see. A certain demon grabbed her left and right hands, "What's the injury? How can you bite your fingers to write poems?" ”

“……”

"Did you bite your feet?" a certain demon looked left and right and saw that her hand was not scratched, so he grabbed her foot.

"There is wood, and I have injuries. "A certain bean stopped him in time, think about it, there are still night ghost housekeepers and others standing behind him.

"And where did that blood come from......

"Naw. A certain bean pointed to the dead goldfish not far away.

"Then why do you want to jump into the lake?"

"Jumping into the lake? I'm a good young man, and I can't think about it. A certain bean immediately shook his head.

"And what were you shaking around there just now?"

"I'm hungry...... a certain bean scratched his head, ignoring a certain demon with a black face.

"Peel potatoes, you're such a talent!" a demon gritted his teeth and strode back with her in his arms, "Let the kitchen serve." So, the merit of a certain bean was completed.

So, the punishment ended here, and finally, Comrade Night Charm glanced at the goldfish on the ground, shook his head, and sighed: "Thank you for your hard work......

The old emperor's birthday has finally arrived, and the surprise that a certain bean has been planning for a long time is about to be sent.

Early in the morning, a certain bean went to the palace very automatically and consciously, and she had been in the palace for a long time after a demon got up.

"Well, very conscious. A demon nodded approvingly, looked up again and asked the chief steward behind him, "What is she doing?"

"Well, she's in a beauty pageant. The steward replied truthfully, "The spies reported early in the morning, and Miss Zhu conducted a beauty pageant for all the palace maids in the backyard of the palace. ”

"Oh?" said a demon, raising an eyebrow. "She's a beauty pageant?"

"Yes, there are three passes in the beauty pageant of the shaved girl: the three measurements, the face, and the temperament. ”

"Well, that's good. A certain demon nodded approvingly, thought about her appearance, and then thought of these three passes, well, peeling potatoes, you haven't done any of them!" ”

"The palace people have already made some very novel costumes early in the morning according to her ideas, very fresh and a little exposed. The chief steward continued, "According to what kind of catwalk this is according to Miss Cut, a combination of men and women, many people have signed up to participate. ”

"Men and women?" a certain demon raised his eyebrows even more when he heard this.

"Oh yes, her beauty pageant includes both men and women, all of them are palace maids. The steward nodded again, "Miss Cut is also very careful. ”

"What's the careful method?" a demon has sensed danger approaching.

"She personally examined and measured, and the woman had to wear tights for her to measure her measurements, and the man had to strip naked......"

"Touch!" Before the manager could finish his words, a certain demon slapped the table angrily, "I know that this woman has long been uneasy and kind than a chicken, it turned out that she went to see a beautiful man, and she used such an open reason, peeling potatoes, okay, you are very good." ”

"I was sedan immediately. A certain demon slapped the table and strode out, "Peel potatoes, you're dead!"

"Come on, line up, everyone has a share, and there are many rewards for the election. In the palace, a sweet voice sounded very cheerfully, this person is not anyone, it is our bean girl, I saw that the formation of men and women has been lined up to more than ten meters, she stood in the front, holding a ruler in one hand, and said to a girl in front of her: "Come, let this pig god see if you are qualified." ”