Chapter 870: The Funny Duo
The dark bedroom was very quiet, only the sound of flushing came from the toilet, and the light from the candles was almost undetectable, but Li Tingyu and Colleen in the corner didn't dare to move.
"Squeak~"
There was a sudden slight noise outside the window, it seemed that someone was priing the window with a dagger, the two girls really wanted to rush over and kick Chen Guangda to death, they were still thinking about peeping at this time, but the middle-aged man suddenly let go of them, and actually raised a pistol cat to the window, probably wanting to wait for Chen Guangda to find that there was no one and threw himself into the net.
The middle-aged man suddenly showed a cruel smile on his face, Chen Guangda turned back when he saw that there was no one, and saw him climb the windowsill and slowly move to the window, but at the moment when he just appeared, the middle-aged man immediately jumped up and grabbed it directly, but this grab was empty, and what came out was a black coat.
"Knock~"
The middle-aged man suddenly received a headbutt on his chin, and he immediately screamed and raised his head and fell, but Chen Guangda rushed in from the window like lightning, kicked his pistol and hit him with a hard knee, and the middle-aged man screamed again and rolled to the edge of the sofa.
"Don't move, or I'll blow you up......"
A bright horse lantern was suddenly lit up, and the young stick jumped up violently, and raised the detonator violently, but Chen Guangda straightened up and said disdainfully: "If you detonate it, it's a big deal, let's die together, if I frown, you raised it!"
"Blow them up! Even if we can't get the submarine, we can't let them get it, and the final victory must be the ...... of our Koreans."
The middle-aged man suddenly yelled frantically, who knew that the young man was also fanatical, and he was about to press the detonator with a loud roar, Chen Guangda immediately shouted in shock: "Okay, good! You are ruthless, you are crazy, you sticks are all neurotic, Lao Tzu admits that it is always okay, if you want to rape and kill, Smecta!"
"Stand over there for me......"
The young man viciously pushed the two girls over, and the middle-aged man hurriedly got up and punched Chen Guangda in the belly, then picked up his pistol and said angrily: "Don't force me to say it a third time, quickly hand over the base key, otherwise I will kill you immediately!"
"How do you know the ...... of the key?"
Chen Guangda looked at them quite suspiciously, even if someone here knows the key, they shouldn't know that they have talent, and after Li Tingyu asked again in English, the middle-aged man actually said with a cruel smile: "We were ordered to come out to arrest you, although we only have two people left, but we will definitely complete the task and go back triumphantly!"
"Oh, Han Jun, it's very fast......"
Chen Guangda nodded suddenly in realization, it turned out that this group of people came out to chase and kill their Han army, and it was estimated that they ended up here because of an accident on the road, but he raised his hands and said helplessly: "Whether you believe it or not, the base key is not on us, it has been snatched by the people of the Ghost-faced Samurai!"
"!"
The middle-aged man scolded and wanted to rush up to search his body, but Li Tingyu suddenly raised his little hand and ripped off the bath towel on Colleen's body, and Colleen, who was full of anxiety, didn't expect her to suddenly come with such a hand, and looked at her with a surprised face that she didn't react at all, but the two Koreans suddenly stared at her round eyes, staring at her snow-white body without even blinking their eyelids.
"Knock~"
Chen Guangda suddenly hit the middle-aged man with a flying knee, and then hooked the guy with another kick, who knew that the guy suddenly retreated, and he actually pressed the detonator with a roar, who knew that the imaginary explosion did not come at all, and when he looked down in surprise, the wire on the detonator was actually broken by Chen Guangda's kick.
"Die......"
Chen Guangda punched the young man to the ground, who knew that the young man's skills were not bad, and he immediately hit him with a flip, but the two women also rushed up with a shout, picked up the mop stick on the ground and smashed it violently, smashing the middle-aged man who had just gotten up to the ground again, holding his head and crawling on the ground.
"Sending you back to the West......"
Chen Guangda suddenly resisted the young man's punch, and the fist of "Dong" smashed him on the bed, but just when he picked up the lamp and was about to give the other party a lore, the two little ladies suddenly exclaimed, Chen Guangda subconsciously looked back, and the middle-aged man with a bag had jumped up, and he was holding a *** in his hand.
"I'm going, are you bombing superman......"
Chen Guangda grinned and threw the copper table lamp in his hand, never expected that the middle-aged man also had a bundle of ** tied to him, and the other party had been knocked the same as Sakyamuni, and after touching his head full of bulging hair, he rushed up and angrily shook the two women each with a big mouth.
"Give me the key, and don't make me say it a fourth time, you cunning bastards......"
The middle-aged man roared madly, and the whole person was about to completely break out, and the young man on the bed also rushed up and wanted to beat Chen Guangda, but Colleen suddenly did something that no one expected, she even raised her little hand violently and directly ripped off the bath towel on Li Tingyu's body.
"Yikes!"
Li Tingyu hurriedly tried to cover his body, but the two sticks were not fooled at all this time, and the middle-aged man kicked back the jumping Chen Guangda with a sharp kick, and yelled angrily: "Bastards, are you treating us as idiots, you are insulting our intelligence, and if you make trouble, I will kill you!"
"I ...... I just want revenge......"
Colleen laughed very embarrassedly, and squatted down with Li Tingyu holding their delicate bodies, but Chen Guangda rubbed his aching belly, waved his hand directly, and said, "Listen to the rain!
"Yes!"
After listening to Li Tingyu's translation, the two sticks glanced at each other very proudly, and showed a smile that they thought was cunning, almost saying that we were cheating, and Chen Guangda also sighed resignedly, took out the damaged key directly from his waist bag, and said: "You guys can take it, this thing is very fragile!"
"Bring it over ......"
The middle-aged man's eyes lit up and he was about to stretch out his **, but Chen Guangda suddenly threw it forward, and directly smashed the key on the other party's face, just when the other party subconsciously closed his eyes, he once again used his old trick to hook off the wire of the detonator, and then shouted loudly: "You all give me death!"
"Hurry up and get the key ......"
Suddenly, the middle-aged man ran into Chen Guangda desperately, and the young man immediately picked up the key and ran away, and even jumped directly on the windowsill and pulled down a ** on his chest, and then took out a lighter and shouted with tears in his eyes: "Sir, don't worry, the people of the whole country will definitely remember you, you are the hero of our people!"
"Run......
Chen Guang roared in surprise and wanted to run away, but the middle-aged man was a complete madman, and he hugged his thigh and didn't let go, and the young man had already lit the fuse and threw it directly to them, but Li Tingyu suddenly pounced out, and actually picked up the ** and threw it at him.
"Ah......h
didn't wait for the ** to hit the young man and fell down, "bang" made a muffled sound, who knew that the ** that had just flown out also exploded at the same time, and directly "bang" and shattered the window glass, and a big spark exploded outside the window, and several people who were blown up fell to the ground and didn't even dare to raise their heads.
"Whoosh~"
The middle-aged man suddenly jumped up from the ground, jumped on the broken windowsill in one step, and looked at Chen Guangda with great vigour, but before he could finish shouting, Colleen suddenly jumped up and kicked the fool out violently.
"Ah......h
The middle-aged man fell out directly with a scream, who knew that another person's scream sounded, it was estimated that the young man who fell down first was hit, and when Chen Guangda got up quickly, he rushed over to see, the two guys didn't even fall to death, and they supported each other and stumbled to the edge of the forest.
"Victory will always belong to our Republic of Korea, long live the Republic of Korea......"
The two of them raised their arms and shouted at the same time, and the blood on their heads was like ghosts, but they held up the damaged key and were blindly excited, but Chen Guangda didn't bother to chase the two of them anymore, and waved his hand and shouted: "Go! I wish you all a smooth journey, open the submarine base as soon as possible, and your stick will definitely conquer the whole universe!"
"What's going on? What the hell is going on......"
The door of the room was suddenly opened, and Lao Zhao ran in with a few women panting, but Chen Guangda grabbed him by the collar, pointed to the two running sticks and asked: "Don't tell me that you don't know the two of them, they just got in as soon as you turned off the lights, are you in a group with them?"
"I'll shoot you if I don't tell the truth......"
Li Tingyu quickly wrapped himself in a bath towel and picked up the pistol, but Lao Zhao shouted with a white face: "It's really wronged, the two of them are new guests who have just been here for a few days, we don't know each other at all, and we turn off the lights at this time every night, if you don't believe it, you can ask Xiaoshui about them!"
"Hmph~ Then do you recognize this thing......"
Chen Guangda suddenly pulled out the corpse claw dagger from his waist and held it directly in front of Lao Zhao's eyes, Lao Zhaotou nodded subconsciously and said: "I know! This is not my corpse claw spear, no! This is ...... This is a corpse claw dagger, how can you have such a thing, are you too... It's also ......."
"Hmph~ Lao Tzu is also a corpse collector......"
After Chen Guangda sneered violently, he threw him heavily on the bed, but at this time, Shui Zai and the others also ran in, and they all asked him in surprise what happened, and Chen Guangda snorted coldly: "This guy killed my brother when he saw his wealth, and lied to you that the corpse claw spear is an ancient artifact, in fact, these weapons are made by ourselves, and one in our country is not worth anything!"
"How dare you lie to us......
The eyes of Shui Zai and the others immediately became angry, you must know that the cost of renting these weapons is very expensive, and Chen Guangda is obviously not talking about it, the corpse claw dagger in his hand is the best evidence, but Lao Zhao Tou waved his hand in panic and said: "You listen to my explanation, I ...... I'm a victim too, and besides, those weapons are really powerful, aren't they?"
"Oh my blowt! If you don't give us a satisfactory explanation today, we'll beat you to death......"
Shui Tsai and the others all rushed in viciously, they were deceived not only of money, but also of the faith that had just been established, everyone directly kicked and kicked Lao Zhao's head and tied him up, Chen Guangda also sneered: "Say! How did you hurt my brother, if you dare to lie, I will cut you with a knife!"