He Fang laughed and said, "Why, you don't want to listen to good words?

"No," Li He waved his hand, "It feels different from usual, this is not your style of speaking, it's been almost ten years since I got married, I still don't know you? When did you say such a meaty thing? Before you got married, you coaxed me a little, as for after getting married..."

Thinking of the gap before and after marriage, he always has a feeling of being on the top.

"Do you regret it?" asked He Fang.

"It's impossible to regret regrets, it's impossible to regret in this life. Li He swore and promised, "I am lucky to marry you in this life, and I have burned the high incense for eight lifetimes, and I have no regrets." ”

He Fang said, "The real regret is not regret, but not regret." ”

"You're talking weird today. Li He was a little unsure of what this girl meant.

"No, it's just that I'm getting older, and I suddenly feel a little bit of a feeling," He Fang sighed, "Unknowingly, you're almost forty, I'm in my forties, and I don't know how these days go by so quickly." ”

"No, wife, you're not old at all. Li He breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "Women of all ages have their own good and bad, women 18 are like cherries, not only delicious, but also loved by everyone, but that thing is too expensive."

Women 28 are like apples, not only beautiful and delicious, but also good quality and low price, depending on whether you like to eat it or not.

Woman 38 is like sugar cane, although the appearance is dry, but you can still blow up sweet water, cheap and affordable. If a woman is over 40..."

"That's tofu dregs?" He Fang answered.

"I didn't say that. Li He hurriedly denied it.

"What does that mean?"

Li He joked, "After forty, it's tomatoes, not even vegetables." ”

"I know that good words can't come out of your mouth. He Fang slapped Li He with a smile, and then asked, "So, you still like fruits?"

Li He glanced at her playfully and asked, "Listen to the truth?"

He Fang said, "Of course, I listened to the truth." ”

Li He coughed heavily, and said very seriously, "For that kind of tall, handsome and rich, looking for a flower girl basically depends on whether they are happy or not;

But, you know me, I've always been dismissive of spending money looking for thrills. ”

He Fang asked, "In your eyes, when did a woman become such a vulgar substance?"

"The times are advancing, men are looking for shortcuts to success, and women want to pursue a better life, which are all personal ideals and have little to do with character, in fact, the past, present, and future are all like this. Li He drank the beer in the jar, "Therefore, the rich not only occupy material resources, but also have priority in the right to mate." ”

"That's disgusting. He Fang said angrily, "According to what you say, if the economic conditions are not good, do they all have to be beaten as singles?"

"In the new century, it will be more and more difficult for many men to find their partners, and this gap is likely to widen.

In the future, to attract the opposite sex, men have to become all-round compound talents, who can cook and repair computers, which are the most basic skills.

Like the kind that is not tall, not handsome and not rich, if it is clean and has connotation, there is still hope of finding a wife;

You are short and poor, if you are poor and scared, and you have no taste and no connotation, then it doesn't matter, it depends on how blind the girl is. ”

"Not as good at burying people as you are!" He Fangxiao's waist bent.

"I'm telling the truth. Li He put his arm around her shoulders and said, "I said that in the future, social competition will become more and more fierce, but I am not joking, including marrying a wife, it will be crowded by thousands of troops, and it will not be much easier than the college entrance examination." ”

"If you say that, I'll have to keep it in the future. He Fang was thoughtful.

Li He asked questioningly, "What do you want to keep a hand?"

He Fang said, "Girl, I'm not worried at all about being able to fool people, our stupid son, if you meet that kind of scheming person in the future, you won't have to suffer." ”

"What can a boy suffer?" Li He pouted.

"You're still machismo. He Fang said, "Why can't a man suffer? You don't know the character of our son, sometimes a tendon, if we hit a woman's hand, we can still dismantle it?"

"You're thinking too much, aren't you? How old is the child?" Li He said with a smile, "You don't bury your son like this, he is persistent, not a tendon, besides, our son is beautiful inside and clumsy, but he is not as stupid as you say." ”

"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if. He Fang opened two more cans of beer, one for herself, and another for Li He, "Let's have a toast." ”

"Then I'll have a drink with you. Li He didn't stop her from drinking.

He Fang lit the cigarette again, put the cigarette behind his back and put it in Li He's mouth and said, "I will reward you first." ”

"Thank you. Li He took a sharp puff unceremoniously.

"I learned to smoke when I was a young intellectual. He Fang smiled bitterly, "Working during the day, exhausting at night, staying up that long night, it is difficult to find a book to read, the black light is blind, the mosquitoes are buzzing, there is a feeling of not seeing the light of day, then most people think that their life is so wasted, after the hope of returning to the city is dashed, the spirit is wasted, the woman gives up on herself, and she will find a local person to marry, I am unwilling, but there is no way, I learned to smoke and drink with their male comrades, and I smoked for three or four years, and I didn't quit until I met you." ”

"I didn't hear you say that, I thought you started smoking in junior high school. Li He rarely heard He Fang talk about her past.

He Fang said with a smile, "It's not a glorious thing, what is worth saying, it's that the tobacco leaves are rolled, and the smoking is exciting."

Later, the college entrance examination was resumed, and this was my only chance to escape from there, so I desperately wanted to take the exam, but fortunately I succeeded, thinking that I would use up all my luck, but I didn't expect to meet you. ”

"Old husband and wife, what are you talking about?" Even if his second brother's face was as thick as a city wall, he couldn't help blushing when he heard such heart-scratching words.

Suddenly kissed him on the cheek, "Really, I thank you so much, thank you for always being tolerant." ”

"What is there to be thankful for. Li He was a little at a loss.

"You tolerate me, you tolerate my family, you take responsibility that you shouldn't have. He Fang sighed and said, "The two dragons are so nonsense, you have never complained." ”

"Your brother is my brother. Li He said awe-inspiringly, "Helping them should be shared." ”