Chapter 676: The Flying Fat Corpse King
The huge fat corpse king is like a meat ball attached to the tail of a kite, constantly swirling in the air by the strong wind, and crashing into a large billboard, it looks so funny and funny, but this is really not funny for everyone in the plane, but it is still a very fatal thing.
"What can I do......
Everyone's faces were extremely ugly, and they all expected Chen Guangda to quickly come up with an idea, the fat corpse king is not just as simple as embellishing below, this thing is shrinking the fat intestines and moving up a little bit, as long as it climbs up, it will definitely be a disaster, it must dismantle this plane.
"Cui Er, hurry up and put the landing gear away......"
Chen Guangda hurriedly turned around and shouted at Cui Er, but Cui Er was like a rookie, looking for many buttons for a while before confirming, who knew that there was soon a harsh dripping sound in the cockpit, and Cui Er immediately shouted loudly: "No! The landing gear on the right is stuck and can't be put away!"
"!"
Chen Guang smashed the porthole in a hurry, and he couldn't see the landing gear from his position, but only the fat corpse king who was circling below, so he thought about it and walked to the back of the workshop, but after looking around, he had no clue at all, so he had to ask loudly: "Is there a real flight attendant, if there is, come over to me quickly!"
"Here ......
The two girls hurriedly ran over, presumably survivors who got off the crashed airliner, and Chen Guangda followed and said: "Is there a cargo compartment down here, if there is, quickly open the door for me, and then take me to find the landing gear cabin, hurry up!"
"Okay! The door is ...... over here."
The two girls nodded hurriedly, quickly lifted a carpet on the ground, and after pulling open a movable cover, an iron ladder leading to the bottom cargo hold was revealed.
There are a lot of goods in the cargo hold, all of which are wrapped in plastic film, and there are a lot of steel rails laid on the ground, and the two little stewardesses walked to a place with English marks and said: "The landing gear on the right is under here, but there is no way to enter from the cargo hold, and it is from the ground when it is overhauled!"
"Okay, you don't have to worry about it, what we men are best at is drilling holes......
Chen Guangda did not hesitate to push away a few boxes of goods, squatted on the ground and knocked on the iron sheet hard, the empty sound indicated that it was all empty underneath, he immediately took out the corpse claw dagger and stabbed it on the ground, and then just like opening a can, he cut a hole in the iron sheet, and a strong wind immediately blew in.
"There are two ......"
Everyone was suddenly shocked, there were actually two fat intestines wrapped around the landing gear, and they were all wrapped around the bottom of the landing gear, if you want to cut the fat intestines, you can only climb down the landing gear, Chen Quan immediately said: "I'll go down and cut, you just find a rope to tie my waist!"
"Forget it, I'll go to this hell, if the fat intestine gives you a bit, you will have to turn into ......a corpse if you don't die."
Chen Guangda stood up and waved his hand undoubtedly, Chen Quan had no choice but to sigh heavily, and hurriedly ran to find a nylon rope to tie his waist, Zhou Xingwu also broke the upturned iron plate, and then patted Chen Guangda on the shoulder and said: "Brother, we must do what we can, if not, we can still find a place to make a forced landing!"
"Come on, I'm going to make a crash landing with this, I'm sure I'm going to die worse than a pig......"
Chen Guangda shook his head very helplessly, and sat directly on the edge of the hole, and everyone hurriedly tightened the rope and put him down little by little, Chen Guangda almost passed through a pile of small pipelines, he didn't dare to make too much movement at all, in case he broke the pipe and made the landing gear fail, even if he got rid of the fat corpse king, they would have to be finished.
"Whew~"
Chen Guangda took a deep breath, carefully hugged the hydraulic column below, a strong wind immediately blew his clothes hunting, directly from the trouser leg tube to the butt groove, Chen Guangda's careful liver couldn't help but tremble, if you accidentally fall down at a height of several thousand meters, you will definitely end up in a tragedy.
"God forbid, don't let me fall......"
Chen Guangda's face turned pale and muttered a few words, although he did not have a fear of heights, but anyone who came to such a high place would be afraid, he moved down like a caterpillar, and only when his feet stepped on the tires did he feel a little safe, and the two thick fat intestines were wrapped in front of him.
"Kill you idiot......"
Chen Guangda glanced at the fat corpse king below, this cargo is estimated to be only fifty or sixty meters away from the plane, the big belly is like a winch and keeps dragging it up, Chen Guangda immediately slashed on the fat intestine, who knew that this knife actually did not cut, he only then heard that the front end of the fat intestine is very hard, and if you want to cut off the fat intestine, you can only start from the middle.
"Damn! this is going to kill you......"
Chen Guangda looked up without tears, and then under a shocked gaze, he directly dragged the two fat intestines and slowly slid down, he can only pray that the nylon rope on his waist is strong enough, and the slippery fat intestine can't be grasped at all, in case he finishes cutting the fat intestine rope and breaks, he will definitely go with the fat corpse king.
"Roar~"
The damn Fat Corpse King suddenly roared, and finally discovered the existence of Chen Guangda's bed bug, but Chen Guangda, who was blown by the strong wind, couldn't open his eyes, and he couldn't hear what the people above were shouting, but he had already guessed by feeling that the Fat Corpse King must have shot out of the fat intestines and attacked him again, and when he felt the same, he immediately picked up the knife and slashed down.
"Boom~"
Just like a huge rubber band suddenly broke, a broken fat intestine bounced directly in front of him, and he and the fat corpse king immediately spun in the air, turning in circles violently like a-stirring stick, and the frightened Chen Guangda screamed uncontrollably, feeling that his bladder was about to explode, and he might pee out at any time.
If the fat corpse king has the guts, I'm afraid he will have to pee out at this time, the violent rotation lasted for dozens of seconds before gradually stopping, Chen Guangda was not only dizzy, but even his heart was about to jump out of his mouth, people like him who had never even been on a plane a few times, playing difficult actions in the air was simply digging their own grave.
Chen Guangda didn't even dare to open his mouth at this time, otherwise it would definitely be a strong wind from his mouth directly into his intestines, but he still tried his best to open his eyes and look down, the fat corpse king seemed to be dizzy, and he honestly withdrew the fat intestine and didn't mess around again, but the distance between the two sides was getting closer and closer, and there were only a dozen meters left.
"Die......"
Chen Guangda directly closed his eyes and swung out a knife, and the fat intestine in his hand popped open again, slipping away from his hand like a thick loach, but at the same time as he fell heavily, a huge pulling force suddenly came from his right leg, almost tearing his thigh off like a chicken wing.
'!!!'
Chen Guangda opened his eyes in horror, the damn fat corpse king actually entangled his right calf, just like a python to wrap him into a knot, and this goods weighed five or six hundred pounds, Chen Guangda felt that his entire leg was about to break, and the old waist strangled by the rope was also a hot pain, and there was even a danger of breaking at any time.
"Ah......h
Chen Guangda suddenly let out a painful roar, he actually shrank his right leg and lifted the fat corpse king up, and then in a violent tearing feeling, he slashed at his feet again, and the fat intestine finally made an amazing sound, and the fat corpse king immediately fell down with a swish, and Chen Guangda also bounced up high.
"Knock~"
Chen Guangda flicked up violently, and fell down fiercely, but at the same time as this fall, he suddenly felt the rope on his waist suddenly loosened, and the live buckle tied to his waist was actually loosened at this time, and a burning pain immediately came from his left palm, and the black nylon rope was quickly sliding away from his palm, rubbing the skin and flesh of his palm.
At this moment, Chen Guangda threw the corpse claw dagger without hesitation, and with his other hand grabbed the rope that was slipping away quickly, and grabbed the last point of the rope dangerously and stopped, he immediately shouted desperately for help, but fortunately, everyone above was more powerful, and he quickly dragged him up like a winch.
"Who...... Who the tied the rope and wanted to kill Lao Tzu......"
Chen Guangda came in from the hole in shock, his legs trembled like noodles, Xia Fei immediately screamed and her husband pounced, and dragged him around in great distress, but Chen Quan suddenly raised his hand in embarrassment and said, "Brother......! Beat me up, it's a rope I'm tiding!"
"Alas~ Fortunately, Lao Tzu has a big life, otherwise the last relative of your family will die......"
Chen Guangda lay on the ground and gasped, this feeling of playing in the air was completely different from when killing a living corpse, not that he could overcome his fear with courage, but before he could even breathe here, a piercing alarm came from above, and it came from the cockpit.
"What's going on......"
Chen Guangda hurriedly climbed into the cabin, rushed to the cockpit to see, there were more than a dozen red lights flashing in unison, and Cui Er, who was in a hurry, had a green face, and shouted impatiently: "I don't know, anyway, all the lights that can flash are flashing, what the, I'm going to fall off the throne of the most flying black man!"
"Stop the and find a place to land......"
Chen Guang shouted in a hurry, and hurriedly rushed to the leaky window to look down, and an empty highway just happened to be imprinted in his eyes, with only a few cars scattered on it, he immediately pointed down and shouted: "Land on that highway for me, if you can land safely, Lao Tzu will personally award you a black man who can fly the best!"
"Okay, let's try it then......"
Cui Er rubbed his hands vigorously, and directly pulled the joystick to fly down, but Chen Guangda turned his head and rushed back to the cabin, jumped on the seat and fastened the seat belt without saying a word, and everyone knew that it was time to fight for character and luck again, so they ran back to their seats and fastened their seat belts, all praying that Cui Er's half-hung pilot would not drop the chain.
"Husband, who is the woman you love the most, I want to hear your sincere words before I die......"
Xia Dayan sat down beside Chen Guangda suddenly, and just fastened his seat belt and held his hand tightly, and the plane also shook violently at this time, and the starboard engine suddenly burst out of a spark, directly emitting huge black smoke, but Chen Guangda shouted desperately: "I love Xia Dayan, she is my favorite woman!"
"Husband, I'll be your wife again in the next life......"
Xia Dayan leaned on his arms excitedly, with a sweet and happy smile on his pretty face, and after Chen Guangda kissed her on the face, he showed a sly smile, and then muttered softly in his heart: "If I don't make you happy, I can't be at peace as a ghost!"