Chapter 33 This pot is not carried under it
Looking at Shen Lingxing, who looked like a little tiger, Chen Le had no choice but to nod helplessly.
"Okay, okay, just help you, say, what do you need me to do for you?"
Seeing Chen Le agree, a sly smile appeared on Shen Lingxing's face.
"I can't tell you the specific situation, but as long as you successfully help me solve the problem, I will help you intercede with my sister and make your relationship better, how about it, it's cost-effective, right?"
Chen Le laughed and raised the wine jar.
"Okay, it's a word, do it!"
As the night gradually deepened, Chen Le drank a lot of beer, and unconsciously slept on the sofa with a pillow.
When she woke up the next morning, Shen Lingxing was gone.
The windows of the living room were opened, and the white curtains blew into the room, fluttering with the morning breeze.
"This little sister-in-law, she really came and went without a trace, it was only early in the morning, and she went out early, and she drank so much wine last night, didn't her head hurt?"
Chen Le yawned loudly, got up and cleaned up the bottles and cans on the table, only to find that there was still a small can that he hadn't finished drinking.
"The older generation taught us not to be extravagant, and it would be a waste of money if this can of beer was just poured like that. ”
Chen Le didn't think too much about it, picked up the can, and drank the beer inside.
After drinking, I didn't forget to make a sound of satisfaction.
"Good wine, this brand of beer is really good, next time if you need it, just drink it." ”
At this moment, Shen Ziyan, who had finished washing, walked out of the room.
When she saw the mess on the table and Chen Le holding a wine jar, she immediately became angry.
"Okay, you Chen Le, I thought you would repent after one night, but I didn't expect that not only did you not repent, but ran to the living room to drink so much wine, I used to let you not drink alcohol, but you are always the wind in your ears, looking at your current appearance, you are less and less concerned about my wife. ”
A series of questions frightened Chen Le and hurriedly walked over.
"Wife, you misunderstood, I was kicked out of the bedroom by you last night, and my sister-in-law was sitting here, saying that there was something to ask me to help, and forced me to let me drink with her. ”
Listening to his explanation, Shen Ziyan not only did not understand, but let out a sneer.
"Hmph, you said you didn't drink it, so what's the matter with the can in your hand, I just saw it with my own eyes, you drank a can of beer, and sighed that it tasted good, I think you just don't change, there is no cure, I don't bother to pay attention to you!"
After Shen Ziyan finished speaking, he walked out of the house in a huff.
Only Chen Le, who looked confused, was left at home alone, struggling to pack up the cans.
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, you have made me miserable!"
After finishing the housework at home, it happened to be eight o'clock in the morning.
Chen Le thought that it was okay anyway, so he went to the street to walk around.
Since it was a weekday, there were many office workers on the street who were rushing to clock in.
Chen Le bought a subway ticket and squeezed into the crowded train with the flow of people.
With no seats, he could barely stand on a railing.
But at this moment, a woman's scream suddenly came from the carriage.
"Ahh
I saw a beautiful woman in professional clothes turn around, pointed at Chen Le and shouted.
"You pervert, you dare to touch my ass in broad daylight, it's shameless and obscene!"
Chen Le looked confused, and hurriedly explained: "It's not me, I was standing here just now, and I haven't touched you at all." ”
But the other party didn't listen to his explanation and decided that he was a big pervert.
"What pervert would admit that he touched a woman's ass? Look at your dishonest appearance, you are a habitual offender who often commits crimes at first sight!"
Seeing this, the surrounding passengers showed contempt.
"It's true that today's young people can't catch up with their girlfriends, so they run to public places and stretch out their hands to molest them, which is really embarrassing for a man. ”
"Look at the way he looks, touching other people's buttocks, and he still doesn't admit it, this quality is really simple. ”
Chen Le was speechless, these people who eat melons, they didn't have anything to do with you just now, and now they all come around to watch the play.
You don't know the facts, so please don't scare you, okay?
"Beauty, I am also dignified, you said that I touched your ass, then please come up with definite evidence, if you keep accusing me like this, I can sue you for slander. ”
When the professionally dressed beauty heard this, she immediately let out a sneer.
"Hmph, evidence? What evidence do you take? You touched my ass, do you want me to pout my ass and let you simulate the scene at that time and touch it again? Let me tell you, I have seen a lot of shameless scoundrels like you in society, if you continue to be so dead-faced, I will take measures to call the police and let the police come and deal with it!"
At this time, one of the audience pointed at Chen Le and said: "Hey, isn't he the habitual pervert on TV who often molests women on the subway, it is said that the police are looking for him, arrest him and go to the police station, and you can reward 50,000 yuan on the spot!"
When the surrounding melon-eating crowd heard this, they were suddenly a little excited.
"That's right, why didn't I find out, isn't this guy Zhu Xiaojie, the super god who used to wreak havoc in Chongzhou and was known as the subway pervert?"
"This damn criminal, it is said that he has never been arrested in three years, and if he is taken down, he will definitely be filmed as a heroic deed and on a TV show!"
"There is only one chance, everyone hurry up and call the police!"
When the professionally dressed beauty saw this, the sneer on her face deepened.
"See, in another minute, the police will come, I advise you to admit your mistake and turn yourself in immediately, otherwise if you are arrested by the police, I will definitely not let you have a good time!"
Chen Le didn't pay attention to her, anyway, he didn't do anything wrong, whatever she said.
If you are forced to admit a trumped-up sin here, wouldn't you be laughing and generous and becoming a scapegoat for others in vain?
"Beauty, it's not me talking about you, just your flat-like figure, **-like temperament, I really don't have that interest in you, if you want me to bear this charge, then it's completely the wrong person, this pot, I don't carry it. ”
When the professional beauty heard this, her face suddenly darkened.
"You stinky carving silk, how dare you say that I am like a flat plate? Do you believe that I kicked off your lifeline in minutes?"
Chen Le shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands casually.
"Whatever you want, the last person who kicked me in the root of my life had his feet swollen as big as persimmons, and he couldn't even walk in pain. ”
Chen Le laughed, the person he said was naturally his sister-in-law Shen Lingxing.
The last time I used the magic steel qi technique, it scared that girl.
"Shameless, obscene, shameless!"
Listening to Chen Le's words, the professionally dressed beauty couldn't help but be ashamed and angry, and looked at Chen Le fiercely with a pair of apricot eyes.
"Please give way to the passengers in front, we are from the police station!"
At this moment, several police officers from the police station arrived at the scene.