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Every time Ji An has an accident, the little boxers always rush to the front, and Ji An is not heartless, and plans to take advantage of the summer vacation to gather the small boxers in the mountain city to hold an offline event.

ID Fat Tiger sent WeChat: "Do you have time at the end of August? This time the name collection of fat cubs is basically determined to be 'Fat Sea', yes, the small fist of the mountain city will hold an offline event at the end of August, I will also participate, if it is convenient for you, come together when the time comes, I just give you the panda doll." ”

"Really, the panda doll is mine?" the corners of the skirt fluttered with an excited expression, but then replied: "Offline activities? I'm going to travel to other places at the end of August, little brother, or you can send it directly to my home, and I'll give you the address." ”

Ji An didn't expect the corners of his skirt to fly, so he couldn't help rubbing his chin: "Could it be that my fat tiger has been unlikable lately?"

People didn't want to come, and he couldn't force it, so he replied: "Okay, I'll express it to you after the doll is ready." ”

The corners of the skirt are flying: "The little brother is so understanding, I beat your chest~"

The corners of Ji An's mouth raised, and he felt that this girl's personality was quite pleasing.

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The mountain city continued to have high temperatures for several days, and on the afternoon of the 19th, Ji An took Fat Ni and Victoria's Secret to Cuijing Lake to cool off.

On the miniature waterfall, Dayu, Fat Ni, and Victoria's Secret three big fat pandas sit in a row in the cool stream, their paws from time to time to the belly, and the 7 and 8-month-old cubs and cubs also join in.

In the small puddle by the stream, after the stream water was introduced, Ji An re-blocked the mouth of the pit, and now the water in the pit has been warmed, and the silly fat cub is lying on his back, squinting his dark circles, and letting Qiqi pick up the water and rub its soft white belly.

In the whole summer vacation, the happiest thing has to count Qiqi, for example, today, there are a total of six large and small pillows around her, although the other 4 can not be touched except for Dayu, but the fat cub who does not move much can.

The fat cub was lying on his back, his four short black silk legs flat on the ground, most of his body soaked in the hot puddle, and his white belly was facing the sky. A blanket was placed on the pebbles, and Kiki knelt on the blanket, pouring water on her white belly, while talking to her little pillow: "Fat cub, my cheap brother said that you will be called Fat Dahai in the future, you have a name, are you happy?"

"Hmm...... Uh-huh......" The fat cub chirped in response, looking like he was about to fall asleep.

Kiki smiled, stopped to pry the water, she put on sunscreen for herself, put on Mickey Mouse sunglasses, and lay down next to the fat cub to bask in the sun together.

Several lazy pandas on the miniature waterfall together create a lazy scene, and in the Cuijing Lake under the waterfall, the sound of "poof" falling into the water sounded one after another.

"I don't believe it!" Ji An emerged from the water, brushed off the water stains on his face, and climbed back onto the thick bamboo floating in the water.

Things have to start from half an hour ago, originally Ji An wanted to swim in Cuijing Lake with Fat Tiger, such a large area of unpolluted clear lake water, it's a waste not to play.

Ji An kicked off the flip-flops and was about to enter the water in big pants, just when a thick bamboo more than ten meters long and a root diameter of almost 20 centimeters floated from the shore.

Because there is a closed space between the bamboo joints, the bamboo can almost be regarded as hollow, so the buoyancy is particularly good, and the fat tiger "Wang ~" sounded, and jumped directly on the thick bamboo floating in the water.

Seeing that the little fat man stopped on the bamboo without pressure, the audience used a reward to encourage Ji An to die, and asked him to stand up too.

Ji An is still hesitant to reward him? Today he was going to get wet, he fixed the mobile phone on the shore, and an audience member in the live broadcast room said: "Who wouldn't stand up?" Little brother, if you can stand firm on the bamboo for 1 minute, I will fly a small rocket immediately. ”

Xiao Fist: "Little brother, we'll calculate the time for you~"

Observation Group: "Anchor, I'm going into the water soon, shouldn't I take off my clothes?"

Ji An set up a flag to die, indicating that people crossed the river with a reed, and he crossed the lake with a bamboo.

The result is, of course, a tragic slap in the face, the fat tiger has short legs, a low center of gravity, and stands firmly on the bamboo, but when it is his turn, not only must he maintain his body balance, but the thick bamboo floating in the water will roll itself.

"Puff puff puff" fell into the water one after another, and finally slowly mastered the trick, staggered and barely stood for almost 30 seconds, and the fat tiger swam over, holding the bamboo and wanted to climb up. The dog's paws slashed at the bamboo, and the thick bamboo naturally rolled up, Ji An stepped on the "log" and said, "Fat tiger, ......what are you doing?"

"Puff" smashed the boss and made a splash......

Ji An finally gave up, swam back to the shore with the fat tiger, picked up the mobile phone, the rocket didn't receive a few, and there were a lot of fish balls and shark fins, and the audience in the live broadcast room said that they liked to watch Ji An die, especially when he failed to die.

Ji An pouted, but the tons of fish balls and shark fins gave him a lot of comfort, and he was tired after playing for a while, so he "took out" the chilled watermelon from Cuijing Lake and carried it back to the waterfall.

To cool off the heat, of course, you need watermelon.

A few fat men gnawed on watermelon juice, and after the two cubs finished eating, they came to harass Ji An.

They are 8 months old, especially cubs, their physique development is particularly fast, and the two kittens are naughty, and they pounce on Ji An, and they weigh almost 250 pounds on their bodies, and Ji An can't stand up at all.

In the live broadcast room, he was shouting envy, but only Ji An himself knew that if there was no rhinoceros skin, he would have hung up the lottery under the unintentional bite of the second cub.

Ji An had thought about it before, with the order of the beast king who was not allowed to attack people, should he keep a distance of 2 meters from people, but now it seems that this must be added, and if someone else is changed, he will have to be sent to the hospital for stitches at this time.

After thinking about it for a moment, Fat Ni asked someone to comb her hair, and Ji An shortened the safe distance of 2 meters a little, changing it to 1 meter, and the Beastmaster ordered it to be added.

The summer vacation should be lazy and lazy, and when the sun is slanting in the west in the evening and the temperature drops slightly, after Ji An and Qiqi said goodbye, they sent Victoria's Secret and Fat Ni back to the enclosure, and the front foot just stepped into the island in the middle of the lake in Daliangshan to harass Sanqi, and the door was not closed, and his phone rang.

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He has been working in the paternity testing center for 7 years, and was given a not very friendly nickname by other friends except colleagues: Marriage Finalist.

In the past 7 years, there have been no less than 500 divorce cases due to his appraisal report......

At about 4 o'clock this afternoon, a middle-aged man who was about 40 years old and applied for appraisal took the appraisal report.

Xu Fatzi asked the middle-aged man to sit down, and tried to inform the identification results in a gentle tone, and the two samples were not related.

But no matter how soft the tone is, it can't change the facts, the fact is that middle-aged people like to be fathers, they are green, and the son who is waiting for him is not his.

After the middle-aged man left without saying a word, the more Xu Fatzi thought about it, the more wrong he became, and he dialed 110 to call the police.

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