Chapter 17: Highlights
The assistant stood in front of him and didn't speak for a long time.
Brother Lan finally took a breath, and then wondered: "Won't the Forestry Bureau and the Fire Department come over to hold a bonfire in the mountains?"
The assistant was motionless in front.
His face was red in the orange firelight, and his head was covered with layers of sweat.
"How-"
Brother Lan grabbed his shoulder, and his voice stopped abruptly.
Oh my Godββ½β
What did he see?!
In the bonfire, everyone was intoxicated with a thin incense stick, and their expressions were intoxicated, as if they hadn't eaten for decades-
This must be a new type of drug!!
Lan Ge shuddered - could this mountain villa be their sales center, or a place for money laundering?!
Ah, what to do...... He knows so much!
Brother Lan made up his mind - if they want to pull themselves into the gang, they have to force themselves to suck it too, then... That...... So what is he going to do, Mom......
He almost burst into tears.
At this moment, he couldn't stand steadily, and the assistant didn't think about it so much, but he was also frightened.
After a while, he asked in confusion, "Brother Lan, are they ...... Why can it still float?"
Brother Lan was stunned for a moment, and then trembling and leaning out-
Ahead, beside the bonfire, the faces of those people turned a little strangely blue.
But they are all light, and they look at many colleagues, and they are indeed floating......
Floating ......
It wasn't until this that the people in front of them spotted themβ
"There are humans!"
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The two sides were at a stalemate, and their expressions were a little panicked.
"What to do, what to do......"
"How can there be humans......
"It's shameless, they also come to grab ...... when we eat incense candles"
"That's it, we don't even have a fruit today, and they still come to see ......."
"These two look so good...... Not the humans who know us......"
"Seems to be new here, I saw ...... in the kitchen today"
"yes, it's new......"
The ghosts relaxed, munching on incense candles and smelling sandalwood while talking.
And over hereβ
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Brother Lan's legs went limp, and he fell silently.
Ghosts: !!
Isn't it, why are you still so timid when you all go to work in the villa?!
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"Lord Huai!"
"Lord Huai!"
The ghosts eat incense candles, and Ah Huai eats supper, and he is sitting in the corner with a basin at this time, but he suddenly was called by the ghosts.
"What's going on?"
As soon as she raised her head, she had a mouthful of Northeast Dazi flavor - alas, she said that she couldn't recruit ghosts in that place in the Northeast, and her Mandarin was not standard, and she always wanted to speak in dialects!
"Phew!"
Ah Huai is going to take the Mandarin level certificate, so he quickly forgot the dialect and hurried to the front-
"You've dragged all the corpses over, and what department are you going to send them to?"
There is no shortage of staff in the villa to this extent!
"You can pull it down!"
Zhao Liangyu just finished mobilizing in front of the stage just now, the bonus promise went out, and the prizes were given, and the boss was unreliable at this time-
"This is our newly recruited employee, I didn't expect to come here in the dark at night, don't be scared of the problem?"
There is still salad in the Huai basin, and at this time, he reached out and slipped the employee of the Mingchen Naichen Palace:
"Come on, come on, you can show me, dead or not?"
The prefectural staff rubbed a lot of paper money today, and he came over obediently at this time, but he was not very happy:
"You tell them, don't die casually if it's okay, our ghost is quite nervous now......"
He is not happy to accept ghosts - there is no house, there is no job, it is difficult to get a household registration, and there is no work to do, so what are you going to do? It is better to work honestly as a person.
The dungeon is also swollen.
Zhao Liangyu was depressed - as if people wanted to die if they had nothing to do......
Speaking of which, he remembered one thing-
"What did you apply for a sum of money to buy a computer?"
The prefectural staff hesitated: "What's that...... Didn't we recently take over the task to share the pressure on the Yin Heavenly Palace......"
That is, he was responsible for arranging everything for the newly deceased ghosts, waiting for them to get acquainted with them completely, and then letting them out to wander - but there were so many ghosts every day, and he couldn't be too busy with too much work, so he hurriedly took advantage of this border gate to seconded employees to come over.
Willing to take a pay cut!
Zhao Liangyu coughed twice - seriously, he has been messing with Lord Ahuai for a long time, and he is not afraid of death or something. Not to mention a mere civil servant.
He said: "What, finance, our appropriation must be earmarked, not used as private property......
"I'm me, I'm me!" The prefectural staff was anxious: "I didn't do anything, I just brushed Zhihu every day, I know, leave a message on the forum...... Also, it's work-related. β
Still...... also established an official account and transferred a lot of friends......
"What are you doing?"
He Huai said curiously.
Employee: "I ...... I suggest a second child or something, everyone has more children and less trees...... Hurry up and arrange reincarnation......"
What's the matter? Planting fewer trees?
Lord Huai's eyes widened.
Zhao Liangyu: The focus shouldn't be on having more children? He wants to have children, but unfortunately he doesn't have time to find a partner!
Ghosts: Isn't the point of the man lying on the ground?!!!!
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The staff meeting ended hastily.
But fortunately, they can take away all the incense candles and paper money, which makes everyone even happier.
As for Brother Lan and his assistant......
Alas, Brother Lan was so scared that he slept for two days, and Zhao Liangyu was ready to invite Lord Ahuai to go out, but who knew that the two of them woke up again.
Brother Lan opened his eyes and felt that he was very weak, he had a pale face, and he held the assistant's hand tightly: "You...... I...... I'm afraid I won't be ......."
The assistant looked at him curiously: "Brother Lan, no! You may have eaten in a coma for the past two days, and I will feed you three pots of porridge every meal!"
Brother Lan: !!
"How is that possible?!"
He rolled over and sat up and touched his stomach: "I have a small appetite, how can I eat three pots in one meal?! Don't feed me blindly while I'm asleep!"
The assistant was aggrieved: "But if you don't give enough three pots, you will bite the spoon and not let go...... I don't believe you've weighed two pounds!"
Brother Lan was speechless, and then said, "Then why am I weak now?"
The assistant thought for a moment: "Maybe...... It's time for dinner?"
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Midday.
Brother Lan nibbled on five corn cobs as an after-dinner snack in one go, and said to the assistant with a heavy face: "This villa is so scary! It almost scared me to death." β
The assistant was expressionless: "Oh. β
Brother Lan sighed: "So, you can't hurt others - I'd better stay here, the vegetable garden is not empty, I won't go back!"
He looked at the assistant with a distressed face: "You...... You can go if you want. β
The assistant shook his head: "Brother Lan, I can cut tofu now, the chef said that I am very talented in cutting vegetables, I won't leave!"
Brother Lan: "Aren't you afraid?"
The assistant thought for a while: "Actually, I think it's all about the same - by the way, Brother Lan, they do more work than us every day, but they don't have a salary, and they can't eat!"
Brother Lan thought about it, and then he smiled contentedly.
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