Chapter 367: The Bar Shocks
Yun Shaokun twisted his arm and replied, "It is true that my strength now is indeed several notches higher than when I was at my peak. But ......"
"But what?"
Yun Shaokun looked at the scales on his body and smiled bitterly: "This thing grows on the body, it's really awkward! It's like putting on a piece of armor of dozens of catties, it's uncomfortable." ”
"Hehe, this thing is much more powerful than armor! even if you're a new grower, it's just as invulnerable!" Lin Li patted him on the shoulder, "How about it, feel the benefits of being a new human, right?"
"Huh. Yun Shaokun didn't say anything, and said while getting dressed, "What are we going to do next? Go to the person surnamed Qin to settle accounts, or is there any other arrangement?"
"To tell you the truth, this time I came to Huaxia, in addition to looking for you, I have a more important task, which is also related to the future of our new human race. ”
"Oh, what do you mean?"
Lin Li roughly told Yun Shaokun about the so-called strong recovery plan and the current situation.
Yun Shaokun was silent for a moment and said, "You mean, there is the little witch of the Han family and the Heavenly Punishment guarding the portal, and it can't be passed, right?"
"Yes, the power of that gun is really terrifying!" Lin Li said with palpitations, "If it weren't for my quick enough reaction, I guess even if I didn't die, I would have to peel off my skin!"
Yun Shaokun said with a smile: "That's not simple, let's just find someone to steal it, won't it be over? ”
Lin Li frowned: "Steal?"
"Of course. Yun Shaokun nodded, "Otherwise, we can't break through?" Since you chose to come to me at the first time, it means that even you don't dare to confront them head-on, right?"
"That's only temporary. Lin Li obviously didn't like to hear this, and waved his hand, "Do you have that ability?"
Fighting or something, Lin Li is quite good at it, but when it comes to being a thief...... This is a bit embarrassing for him Young Master Lin.
Yun Shaokun shook his head: "Of course I don't have that ability. ”
Lin Li said angrily: "If you don't have that ability, then you say this dry hair!"
Yun Shaokun showed a wicked smile on his face: "Hehe, I don't have it, it doesn't mean that others don't have it!"
"What do you mean by that?"
"I used to take a guy with me, he was an old oilman who stole chickens and dogs before he joined the army, and he was brought in because of his family connections, but that guy couldn't change his dog and ate, so he reached out to a powerful guy's house, not only stole things, but also had a leg with someone's nanny! Later, the East Window incident, for the sake of his relatives' face, did not do anything to him, and was directly expelled from the army. ”
Mom, you can really bring any kind of person with you!
Although Lin Li was disdainful in his heart, he still had a smile on his face: "Can you find him?"
"Coincidentally, that guy is in the city, and he came to see me two days ago. ”
"And what is he capable of?"
Yun Shaokun looked proud: "Don't worry, as long as he is willing to make a move, there is nothing that he can't steal!"
"Then I'm relieved. Lin Li nodded with satisfaction, looked at the night, and unconsciously remembered the big ocean horses he raised in Tianlan City, and set up a tent in front of Yun Shaokun.
We're all men, so there's nothing to shy away from.
Seeing this, Yun Shaokun smiled and said, "Lin Shaochu has just arrived, why don't you let me, the big brother, be the east today, I'll find a place, how about everyone drink some wine together and relax?"
"That's good, of course, but you know, it's drinking! If it's not colorful, it's a bit monotonous, isn't it......"
Yun Shaokun naturally knew what he meant, and got up and patted the dirt on his buttocks: "That's natural, Lin Shao, don't worry, I know several white and tender Tui and Oil masters, with a loud voice and good skills!
"Then what are you waiting for? Lao Tzu is already hungry and thirsty!" Hearing him say this, where can Lin Li endure it? With a wave of his hand, he said to the toilet, "You just stay here, and we will be back soon." ”
It doesn't matter if it's not cheap, as long as he can vent, he will be satisfied. As for the technology, he really didn't pay attention to it, to know which of the Yanmars he trained by himself was not a juicer?
Looking at the anxious appearance of the two, they know what they want to do with their butts!
The poor toilet bowl was innocent and had few desires before she was born, and after becoming a zombie, she naturally had no function, so she had to watch the two of them leave shoulder to shoulder, sitting alone in the helicopter and sighing.
Yun Shaokun, who was born and raised, is extremely familiar with a small city like Lancheng. Nine peaches
During this time, I was chased by those guys and played, and I drilled all over the streets.
Where to eat, drink, and play, he knows very well.
Soon took Lin Li to a small bar with special services, and ordered something casually.
"Young Master Lin, let's eat something first, and then we'll go ...... later"
"I'll fix it first!"
It's all here, where can Lin Li endure it?
After negotiating the price with the old bustard-looking woman, he went into the toilet with a woman wearing smoky makeup and an explosive head.
He's so suffocating that he's about to explode!
However, the moment he took off his clothes, the woman did not do it.
Although the man in front of him is handsome and has a good figure, he has strength at first glance, but the key is ...... He's not human!
The scales on that body really startled her! And the smell of this man's body was really disgusting! Despite the strong perfume on his body, he could still smell a smell of rotting flesh.
If it were usual, Lin Li wouldn't even bother to look at this kind of goods, but now it's different.
"Isn't it just to come out to make money? Lao Tzu has money!" Lin Li didn't force it, he took out a stack of banknotes from his trouser pocket and slapped it directly on the woman's face, "Is it enough? Not enough!"
"But big brother, you ......"
"I'll just ask you if it's enough!" another two towers of bills slapped on the woman's face.
"Not enough?
Pity her for coming out to fish for several years, when have you ever seen such a generous guest?
Money made her lose her mind in an instant, her teeth were bitten, her heart was horizontal, and she didn't care about him, she was pressed by a ghost......!
In contrast, Yun Shaokun was much more comfortable than Lin Li, slumped on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, called the two little sisters to beat his legs, and closed his eyes to enjoy himself.
After a while, Lin Li got dressed and walked out of the bathroom with a satisfied face.
In the bathroom cubicle, which had just witnessed a big battle, the banknotes were scattered all over the place, and the woman who had been happy with her before had dilated pupils, blood was flowing from the corners of her mouth, and the flesh and skin on her body began to rot at a rate visible to the naked eye......
Greed eventually made her lose her precious life.
Seeing Lin Li coming over, Yun Shaokun sat up and patted the buttocks of the two women beside him: "Lin Gongzi, how is it, are you comfortable? If you don't enjoy it, you can also play with these two!"
"No need. Although Lin Li was in a hurry, he was not the kind he wanted to get on when he saw a woman, threw a stack of banknotes, sent the two away, lit a cigarette, and asked, "When will the person you are talking about come?"
Yun Shaokun shook his head: "That guy broke off relations with his family, was kicked out, and now has no fixed place." But don't worry, that guy is also a lonely lord, this place is mixed, and the ignorant little sister will definitely come if he grabs a lot of them!"
Lin Li was not in a hurry, picked up the wine glass in front of him and did it to Yun Shaokun: "Then let's wait a little longer." ”
Although the bar is small, it has a rich program, and in the center of the stage, a sexy blonde girl is writhing her seductive body.
Especially the scream, which made Lin Li, who had just finished venting, instantly have an impulse again.
Yun Shaokun saw all this in his eyes, and smiled wickedly: "Lin Gongzi, do you want to taste the taste of this big Yanma?"
"There's no rush. Lin Li shook his head and raised his glass in the direction of the woman, who also threw a flying kiss at him very cooperatively.
Sometimes, hooking up with a woman is as simple as that.
The two of them just had a cup of wine and I had a drink, and soon there were beer bottles under the table.
Finally, just when Lin Li was about to get impatient, a thin figure appeared at the door of the bar.
The person who came had a very unique explosive head, and the moment he walked into the bar, a pair of eyes stared at the direction of the stage, as if he wanted to fall on the body of the big Yanma in the center of the stage, with a big black mole on his cheeks, and a low-quality cigarette in the corner of his mouth, which kept clicking, and his face was covered with a faint layer of smoke.