Chapter 376: The Stick's Thoughts
Laugh at the country, laugh at the city, three...... There is no need to laugh three times, because Yang Wushu has already fallen in love with her.
"You look so good when you smile, come, eat an ice cream, durian-flavored, I picked it especially for you. I'm so energetic!" Yang Wushu smiled sweetly at her and handed over the ice cream in his hand.
On such a hot day, I originally wanted to eat a piece of rose to cool down, but this nerd actually gave himself a durian flavor! What did he think?
Speechless for a moment, he tilted his head to the side and ignored it.
"Hmm, don't you like it? Oops, I'm sorry!" Yang Wudi finally reacted, slapped his head, quickly took away the durian-flavored ice cream, handed over the other one, and said in his mouth, "This is stinky tofu flavor, it's quite powerful!"
As if she had been petrified, Rose stretched out her hand in mid-air, and it was not indirect for a while, nor was it if she didn't pick it up.
How can anyone take stinky tofu-flavored ice cream for girls?
This guy is really wonderful!
Qin Lang next to him really couldn't stand it, so he snatched the stinky tofu-flavored ice cream and stuffed it into Li Laodao's arms, and then handed over the strawberry-flavored one in Yang Wudi's hand, and Rose's face eased a little.
Yang Wudi opened his mouth and was about to say something, but Qin Lang took the lead and whispered in his ear: "You don't have a brain, do you? It smells of stinky tofu? Why don't you take the smell of shit? You are like this, unless a girl lacks heart, otherwise who will take a fancy to you?"
Yang Wudi touched his head, puzzled. "But I think it's delicious...... Really, take a bite and have an endless aftertaste, which is called a sour and explosive, and you don't know it......"
Qin Lang hurriedly interrupted: "Why are you stupid with a fart? What about so many people! Even if she can eat, she can eat in front of so many people? Girls are thin-skinned, don't you know? Mom's! What do you think?"
Yang Wushu gave himself a big mouth: "I'm so stupid! ”
The next few days were spent in a long wait.
When he learned that those people would arrive the next afternoon, Feng Xiaoxiao was particularly crazy in the evening.
Demand, endless demand!
I almost squeezed someone Qin dry, and it wasn't until the sky was bright that the two of them fell asleep with exhaustion and messy sheets.
Her idea is very simple, so that some people will not be able to do anything even if they see a beautiful woman at that time.
By the time the two of them woke up, it was already past a little bit, Qin Lang felt that he was walking lightly, and his waist pole was even more sore and painful, obviously overdrawn.
"Come here!" Feng Xiaoxiao held a chicken nest on his head, rubbing his eyes and beckoning to Qin Lang.
At this moment, most of her skin was exposed to the air, with a hint of laziness and sexiness in her charm, Qin Lang swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Dry ...... What are you doing?"
Feng Xiaoxiao said impatiently: "If you want to come over, you will come!
"Good...... Hiss...... Grandma, what are you doing? It's out of stock! It's really gone! I've been squeezed dry by you!" As soon as he walked up to her, a small hand reached in.
Feng Xiaoxiao pursed his lips: "Hmph, then why do you still react? You kid is not honest! Hand it over!"
By the time the two of them came out of the house, it was already half an hour later.
The fat man looked at Qin Lang with two panda eyes, and quipped: "Brother Lang, I thought you wouldn't be able to get up!"
"Go, your mother's will also make fun of Lao Tzu, right?" Qin Lang glanced at him, took the cigarette he handed over, and began to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog. Then he asked, "What time is it better to get along with those hairs?"
The fat man shook his head and said uncertainly: "It seems to be eight o'clock in the evening?" I can't remember this very well, you should ask the little white face." ”
At this moment, the little white face was busy stacking stars, and he listened to the rumors of the wind chimes and wanted to stack nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine stars for her before Qin Yiwen's birthday.
Hearing this amount, the corners of Qin Lang's mouth twitched, let alone move his hands.
Xiaobai replied without raising his head: "Yes, it's eight o'clock, the location is at Tianhao Restaurant, when the time comes, you can go by yourself, I won't go, I'm busy." ”
Qin Lang nodded, picked up a folded star, and wondered, "Who told you that Yiwen likes this?"
Zhao Wushuang was stunned: "Didn't you say that girls like it?"
"Who told you?"
"Wind chimes! And I asked, and they all said they liked it. Don't talk to me, I'm busy!"
"Okay, then you keep going. ”
At eight o'clock in the evening, Qin Lang appeared at Tianhao Restaurant with people as promised.
This time he didn't bring many people, in addition to Feng Xiaoxiao and Wang Xinyi, there were also more fat men and Li Laodao, originally Yang Wushu was going to go to this matter, but as soon as he heard that Rose was actually in charge of the security guard, he immediately went to act as a security guard.
Feng Xiaoxiao held Qin Lang's arm: "For a while, do we want to save face for those sand sculptures?"
Qin Lang thought for a while: "Don't tear your face for the time being, anyway, we're going to eat." ”
"That's right. Feng Xiaoxiao nodded, and then looked for the fat man and Li Laodao and shouted, "You two, give some strength in a while, and give your aunt and grandmother as much as you want!
The fat man slapped his loose belly with a "snap" sound, and said with a proud face: "Don't worry, follow your orders, I haven't even drunk a sip of water all day, absolutely amazing!"
Li Laodao shook off the dust, and said even more exaggeratedly: "In order to eat this meal, Dao Ye I ate half a catty of croton, and my intestines almost pulled out! Now I eat a cow, it's called a simple one." ”
Yes, that's it!
Feng Xiaoxiao nodded very satisfied: "That's good! You two have a very promising future, and your aunt and grandmother are optimistic about you." ”
Looking at a few people, Qin Lang and Wang Xinyi looked at each other and smiled, but did not speak.
At the door of Tianhao Restaurant, a sexy woman in a black evening dress was talking happily with a Gaoli stick who had obviously undergone plastic surgery, and the stick's eyes were staring at the woman's chest that seemed to be about to burst out, and a small tent was set up on the lower body.
This woman is Qin Lang's acquaintance, Reiko.
As for the stick, according to speculation, he should be the leader of the Goryeo Kingdom this time.
"This woman is really a thief!" Feng Xiaoxiao said with a disgusted face.
The words are full of hostility.
This time, in order not to fall behind, she pulled Wang Xinyi together, and specially let her wear the clothes she bought in Haizhou before, suspender skirts, especially the two white thighs that dazzled people.
Soon, the collar at the door found Qin Lang who was walking over by two women holding hands, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he walked towards him quickly, and he generally straightened his chest in demonstration, and said with a smile: "Captain Qin, I didn't expect us to meet again so soon, have you missed me during this time?"
Hmph! Grandma knows that you don't die of a thief!
Feng Xiaoxiao didn't wait for Qin Lang to answer, stepped forward first, blocked him behind him, straightened his chest and said, "I'm sorry, he's been very busy lately, I don't want to do it at all!"
Looking at Feng Xiaoxiao, who looked vigilant and guarded herself from being like a thief, Lingzi suddenly smiled fancy, put her red lips to Feng Xiaoxiao's ear, blew a breath of hot air, and said with a smile: "Then you tell my sister, what is he busy with?"
Her actions made Feng Xiaoxiao very uncomfortable, took a step back, and frowned, "He...... Busy playing with us!"
Reiko came up again: "Oh, what are you playing, can you tell my sister?"
"Play...... I'm not afraid to tell you that he has already been squeezed dry by us! Do you say, Xinyi?" Feng Xiaoxiao seemed to be a little overwhelmed, and hurriedly pulled Wang Xinyi, who was still stunned next to her, and kept glancing at her. 3a Reading Network
Wang Xinyi had been thinking about things just now, and she didn't pay attention to what Feng Xiao was saying, so she had to say perfunctorily: "Uh...... Ahh ”
Lingzi glanced at Wang Xinyi, and didn't have a deep meaning: "Hehe, I didn't expect you to be quite open." ”
Feng Xiaoxiao refused to back down at all: "That's it!
While a few people were talking, a strong smell of perfume came to their faces.
Then a man with oily hair and flour on his head, mousse on his head, dressed in Armani, and an eight-point resemblance to Internet superstar Yu Kuncai, walked over.
The man held a bright red rose in his mouth, walked up to Wang Xinyi, wiped his hairstyle that could nail mosquitoes to death, took off the rose in his mouth with his right hand, covered his chest with his left hand, and bowed to Wang Xinyi.
Showing a smile at her that he thought he was handsome, he handed the rose to her, and said in a very lame Chinese language: "This beautiful young lady, it's a pleasure to meet you, and you are like a fairy who fell from the sky, uh...... What's that?...... I'm going to remember you forever!......"
Feng Xiaoxiao couldn't listen to it anymore, and cut off: "Xinyi, this hairy is scolding you!"
"Huh?" Wang Xinyi was stunned, obviously not reacting.
This wants to hurt the old man!
Park Chengxing reacted quite quickly, and quickly waved his hand: "It's not ...... I am a gentleman with good manners, how can I curse people? This young lady, please don't talk nonsense, beware of me suing you for slandering international friends!"
Feng Xiaoxiao crossed her hands on her hips: "Look, you not only scolded Xinyi, but also scolded me! Do you think that your aunt and grandmother won't beat you after plastic surgery, let me tell you, I hate you like this oily and powdery silver wax gun head the most!"
Reiko smiled beside her: "Pu San, as a gentleman with connotation, please don't use the title of Miss for ladies." ”
Park Sung-sex finally reacted, scratching his head and looking embarrassed: "Huh...... Yes...... That one...... Hmmm......"
"Don't uh, uh-huh, go back and practice pinyin and come back!" This guy can't even speak Huaxia, and he still wants to come out to pick up girls?
Qin Lang snatched the rose from his hand, stuffed it into Feng Xiaoxiao's hand, and said with a smile: "Come, Xiaoxiao, give it to you." ”
"You kid, you know how to borrow flowers to offer Buddha!" However, Miss Feng is not a lover of flowers, she rolled her eyes, stuffed the roses into Wang Xinyi's hand, took her arm and said with a smile, "Let's give it to Xinyi, she is the protagonist!"
Wang Xinyi blushed instantly: "Uh...... Other...... Don't make fun of me. ”
"Quack~"
Suddenly there was a sound similar to a toad being trampled on by a cow behind him, and several people turned their heads together, and found that the fat man was holding his stomach with an embarrassed face, and said curtly: "I'm sorry, I'm hungry." ”
Qin Lang waved his hand: "Let's go, everyone, in order to catch the wind for you international friends, we have spent a lot of effort!
Accompanied by several beauties, Qin Lang took the lead in walking towards the hotel, looking at the few shadows in front of him, Pu Chengxing swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely!
"Smack"
Coldly, a dirty hand was placed on his shoulder, and when he turned his face, a strange man with a dirty body and a smell of smell was smiling at him.
Pu Chengxing could see it clearly, and there were several pieces of red pepper peel on the big yellow teeth, and the bad breath came to his face, which made him frown.
The man put his arm around his shoulders affectionately: "Let's go, let's go in with Daoye, eat fragrant and drink spicy food! I heard that there has been a famine in Goryeo, and I even rushed to drink urine, is it true? You kid, you look like this, you haven't eaten anything good at first glance! Come, this is the stinky tofu gummies from our hometown, a whole piece! Come on! Don't be embarrassed." ”
Li Laodao was too enthusiastic, and Pu Chengxing was embarrassed to refuse, so he had to bite the bullet and stuff the foul-smelling stinky tofu gummies into his mouth.
The moment he just entered it, he couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach, and he chewed two bites of nausea, and suddenly felt that this thing was quite interesting, and when the smell completely dispersed, Pu Chengxing's eyes suddenly lit up, and half a sentence flashed in his mind: This smell should only be in the sky!
Awesome, powerful!
Hurriedly said to Li Laodao: "Is there anything else?"
"That's a lot, it's not much!" Li Laodao shook his head, took out another one from his trouser pocket, and handed it to him with a reluctant face.
Coming to the box that had been booked a long time ago, Qin Lang waved his hand and said with a proud face: "Sit casually, eat as much as you like for a while! Pack things that you can't finish! Don't be polite to me!"
It was as if he was in for a treat.
Lingzi covered her mouth and chuckled: "Hehe, Captain Qin is really generous, then we're welcome." ”
"You're welcome! Don't be polite to me! I'll be in a hurry with whoever I'm polite to! I'll be in a hurry! I'll have nothing else but money, and of course, being handsome is one thing, everyone knows it, so it goes without saying. Hehe, be low-key! Low-key is our traditional Chinese virtue. ”
said it quite imposingly, but secretly slandered himself: Anyway, it's Yang Laoer's money, and he cares about Lao Tzu's!
There was a knock on the door, and a waiter stepped forward and said to Qin Lang respectfully, "Sir, can you serve food?"
"Not at this time, when will you wait?" Qin Lang waved his hand, "Hurry up, bring me all the delicious and delicious food!" Also, on such a hot day, get me a few cases of beer first!"
The waiter nodded: "Okay, please wait, I'll be here soon." ”
Qin Lang sat on the main seat with a big sting, and Feng Xiaoxiao and Wang Xinyi sat on both sides like left and right protectors.
The head of the side is Reiko, and the two ugly-looking Japanese dwarfs beside her, Qin Lang, have also seen them, and they are Pig Shares Ojiri and Pig Mouth Arisho.
On the other side, Pu Chenghe and Li Laodao hooked their shoulders, lowered their heads and whispered not knowing what they were saying, while the other two Gao Li came to sit straight and looked straight ahead, looking straight ahead, like two puppets.
Only the fat man sat alone, but he didn't mind, straightened his neck and looked around, rubbing his belly obviously impatient. He didn't lie at all, and in order to wait for this meal, he endured lying in bed all day without even drinking a sip of water.
This is about to become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
Soon, one after another delicate dishes were brought up by the waiter, Qin Lang greeted the waiter: "Put the meat on my side! Don't you see that I have lost weight like this? I have to make up for it! The green vegetables are for our international friends, they must maintain their figures, and they can't eat too greasy things." ”
Saying that, he turned his face to Reiko and said, "It's okay for me to arrange it like this, right?"
Reiko is a woman and doesn't have a big appetite, so she smiled and nodded without speaking.
But the fat man was not pleased, and pouted, "That won't work! I want to eat meat too!"
Qin Lang gave him a blank look: "You're not afraid of fattening to death?"
"I ...... I'm willing!"
The fat man and Li Laodao really lived up to expectations, and the way the two of them ate was completely more vigorous than livestock!
One person held a large basin in his hand, poured the plate of chicken, duck and fish meat into it, took a deep breath, the two looked at each other, and an invisible spark flashed in their eyes at the same time.
After a stirring session, under the shocked gaze of the others, a race to the death of a starving ghost begins!
The sound of "chirp, chirp" is endless, accompanied by the sound of "jingling" chopsticks hitting the edge of the basin, echoing in the box.
Reija and Park Sung-sung's hands outstretching out their chopsticks stayed in mid-air, more stable than a reef.
The appearance of the two of them was so terrifying that they were really stunned.
What is the occasion now?
Could it be that these two people are deliberately trying to embarrass themselves? Or are they trying to eat all the food in one go, so that they have no food to eat?