Monday

When he was a child, Ji An liked to be a hero, and every time his father Ji Tianhao used this sentence to flicker, even if Ji An was sweating profusely and his face was red, he would not admit spicy!

He's going to be a good man!

Before the third year of high school, almost every summer vacation and New Year's Day, I would go to my grandfather's house to live for a while, my father's flickering, coupled with the daily meals of my grandparents' house, there was a time when Ji An was not happy.

But this spicy thing is refreshing to eat, and it is even more refreshing to come out. Yesterday, Li Jing cooked, and personally fried the bottom of a pot of authentic Shancheng hot pot, the taste is really speechless, after eating at noon, I came back from the street in the afternoon, and saw that there were still a lot of hot dishes left and did not move, Ji An, who had not eaten so refreshing for a long time, couldn't hold back it, and sweated profusely and ate a meal.

Then, after picking up the children this morning, he handed over the mobile phone to Qi Yijia, asked her to watch it first, ran to the toilet by himself, and hummed against the squatting wall for a long time, and the toilet paper in his hand was almost crushed.

20 minutes later, he walked out of the office, passing by the office, and unexpectedly saw a new group of aunts.

Ji An listened at the door for a while, a few days ago, the North Temple Tower Square Dance Troupe won the championship in the competition organized in Wu City, and many aunts came here and wanted to join.

After Aunt Wucheng's careful contact with the underground information network in advance, Mama Huang came to recharge the membership fee with a group of new aunts today.

Ji An thought about it, anyway, the children's area is big enough, even if they come with two hundred more people, they can fit it, not to mention that one person will cost 200 oceans, he has no reason to object, so he turned around, covered his stomach and ran back to the toilet.

After another 10 minutes, Ji An said for the umpteenth time that he would never eat spicy food again in the future, and walked down the stairs with the support of the wall.

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On Tuesday morning, Lao Feng opened the door and came to the office, and before the tea was brewed, Huang's mother broke in again with a group of aunts.

"So many people again?" Old Feng was dumbfounded, he counted the number of people yesterday, and then counted the ones in front of him, muttering: "One 200, 45 plus 30 plus 27, hiss......"

Just these aunts, the amount of money that the zoo receives in a month has already made Lao Feng a little flustered.

seemed to see Lao Feng's thoughts, Huang's mother: "What are you worried about? I didn't steal or rob, we also paid the money voluntarily, are you still happy to count the money?"

Lao Feng thought about it, and while taking out the invoice book, he said: "I still said the same thing last time, I don't care how many people you come, but the dancing place is as big as the children's area, not other places." ”

Huang's mother: "Okay, I know, hurry up and issue an invoice." ”

Today's 27 aunts paid their membership fees and walked happily to the children's area one by one. When I was old, I didn't have any pursuits, so I danced square dances and chatted with the old ladies. Now that they have joined the best square dance troupe in Wucheng, the environment in the zoo is good, and a cart of free fruits every afternoon, what else do they have to ask for?

As for the lack of fruit, the little fat man who dances with his mothers every day to lose weight is the first to refuse!

The aunts lined up and walked out of the office, and before Huang's mother, who was left at the end, turned around and said, "By the way, there are still 50 people coming tomorrow." ”

Lao Feng was pouring water for the teacup, and when he heard this, he paused in his hand and raised his eyes: "And?!"

Now Lao Feng was really panicked.

Under the big banyan tree, Ji An looked embarrassed with two dark circles under his eyes.

Last night, thinking about going to the mountain city, he fell asleep unconsciously, and at about 4 o'clock in the morning, he suddenly woke up from his dream, and after turning over and sitting up, he couldn't sleep again.

To say that when he went to the mountain city in September, those cute and yellow mothers in the zoo watched, Ji An felt that he could withdraw with peace of mind. However, he can put down Hami, he can put down the beans, and even the pure white ions can be returned to Zhuo Jun if he is ruthless, but the fat tiger cannot.

The little fat man is the first dog to help him start his "career", and his feelings are naturally the deepest, thinking that after he leaves, the little fat man will lose his status as the king of the zoo, Ji An panicked.

Needless to say, after Huang's mother takes over the kindergarten, she will definitely re-establish the pillar Nizi as the king.

Under the big banyan tree, Ji An rubbed the fat tiger's round belly, and said with a sad face: "What should I do?"

…………

Huang Ye moved quickly, had inspiration, and then it came naturally.

At noon, somewhere on the top floor of an office building with a "shield" hung

The old Li Tou, who is 1.9 meters tall and looks up, is burly like a bear, returns to the office after lunch, takes out a cigarette case from the drawer, and lights it himself with a smile.

The mother-in-law at home didn't let him smoke, but that was after he went home, and here, he had the final say.

After the meal, a cigarette was a living fairy, Lao Li Tou's carrot-thick fingers in his left hand were holding the cigarette, and the cigarette roll was extraordinarily slender, he took a puff, and slowly spit out smoke rings, his eyes were intoxicated.

With nothing to do, Lao Li Tou used his desktop computer to open the web page and browse at will. Soon, he sneered: "Hmph, Dog King?

I don't know the height of the earth and the thickness of the melon baby, yo? This shape is quite good. ”

Seeing that "Gua Wazi" was carrying a fat dog, Lao Li grinned and smiled, and clicked in curiously.

In the next 5 minutes, Lao Li moved slightly except for Pu Fan's big right hand pinching the small mouse, and the whole person seemed to be pointed, motionless.

"Hiss!" The cigarette butt burned his fingers, Lao Li returned to his soul, and said angrily: "You are a bear plate first, this melon baby is a little poundy." ”

As soon as he took a puff, the big bear took off the cigarette butt and was about to light another one, when the phone rang. Seeing that it was his daughter calling, he put down the cigarette case in his hand and answered the phone.

I heard that my daughter said that she has a boyfriend in Wucheng, and she is ready to get married for a long time, and she doesn't want to go home to work for the time being.

Lao Li Tou naturally wants to see what his future son-in-law looks like first. After a while, the photo was sent, the big bear glanced at it, the big eyes of the copper bell narrowed, swept to the computer screen, and then compared the mobile phone, he asked quietly: "What is the name of your boyfriend, how old is this year, how did you two meet?"

Li Jing told the story that had been made up a long time ago, and even the plot of breaking up and reconciling was a contradiction.

But somehow, Li Jing heard the other end of the phone, "And then, um, then?" and "then?" and then three in a row, "And then?" she suddenly felt that something was wrong.

But thinking that it was impossible for her father to know about her in Wucheng, Li Jing told the whole story.

"Okay, I got it. ”

Dad hung up the phone so quickly, Li Jing was stunned, and then, the mobile phone received WeChat, which was a URL sent by Lao Li, with a sentence: "Come back at the end of August, and officially go to work in September." ”

Li Jing clicked on the website in confusion, and her face suddenly turned pale.

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In the zoo, Ji An thought that there were only a few days left with Fat Tiger, and he didn't put it in the wolf house during his lunch break.

The mobile phone vibrate, Ji An saw WeChat, took the fat tiger downstairs and walked to the door, and was grabbed by the collar by the murderous Li Jing.

For half an hour, Li Jing's machine-gun-like voice kept shooting at him, Ji An listened and listened, "Huh?" The corners of his mouth unconsciously raised.

At this time, Li Jing became more and more angry, and shook Ji An vigorously: "You are still laughing! I am about to be arrested, and you !!are still laughing."

Ji An restrained his smile and continued to bow his head and be scolded.

After more than ten minutes, Li Jing finally scolded happily. After getting angry, she looked at Ji An, who bowed her head and was scolded, she also knew that the matter was not to blame on him, sighed heavily, said sorry, Li Jing left depressed.

As soon as she walked on her front foot, Ji An raised her head and smiled brightly.

He picked up the fat tiger on the ground, held it in the air and spun around, and said with great joy: "Little fat man, we can be together again in the future~!

Li Jing was originally from Shancheng, and the small courtyard she rented next door to Ji'an was introduced by Feng Shu......

(Still on a blind date?)