in the living room.

Li Li picked up a thick photo album and flipped through it, which was full of photos of the Yu family over the years. From beginning to end, there are not many photos of Yu Ya, and from the doll photos, her cheeks are always as cold as ice.

Creak!

The sound of a key screwing the door.

The door opened, and Yu Ya walked in with her bag, glancing at her, "Huh, cherry?"

"Good leader! I didn't expect your family to move to our community, we happened to meet my sister-in-law and Nan Nan downstairs, and we disturbed. ”

"Oh!"

The eldest lady poked her head out and said, "You guys watch TV for a while, the meal will be ready soon!"

Yu Ya threw the down jacket on the hanger, nested in the sofa and picked up the remote control to broadcast the station, and there was nothing superfluous.

The atmosphere is slightly awkward!

A talk show is playing on TV, and the host is complaining about "everything is ours" in Greater Korea.

The host was filled with righteous indignation, and all kinds of jokes sprayed wildly.

Li Li smiled: "Actually, these are all rumors complained about in this show." ”

"Huh?" Yu Ya was a little surprised.

Li Li: "It is said that South Korea has robbed us of our Dragon Boat Festival, but in fact, the current Gangneung Dragon Boat Festival and our Dragon Boat Festival are not the same thing at all. ”

Yu Ya became interested: "Really?"

South Korea's Dragon Boat Festival is actually composed of dances, shaman sacrifices, folk art displays, etc., which are different from our people eating zongzi, rowing dragon boats, and commemorating Qu Yuan, and the only thing in common is that they are all held during the Dragon Boat Festival in our country. Professors of folklore at Kyoto University have long since refuted the rumors.

There are also rumors that the host complained about the Chinese character inscription. ”

Yu Ya: "It's also a rumor?"

"Hmm!"

"But on Baidu Encyclopedia-"

"Baidu Encyclopedia is an encyclopedia of pseudo-intellectuals, full of errors.

The Korean professor believes that Chinese characters were originally invented by Koreans, and they need to be inscribed on the World Heritage List. But Seoul National University does not have a professor named Park Jung-so, and there is no domestic request for Chinese characters to be declared a World Heritage Site. ”

"Oh!"

"As for robbing us of printing, Great Korea refers to movable metal type printing. With regard to movable metal type printing, only Gutenberg of Germany is internationally recognized as the earliest inventor.

However, the abundant records and physical objects produced by the Great Korea prove that their same invention was 70 years earlier than Gutenberg. UNESCO has recognized this invention of the Great Koreans, and textbooks around the world will be rewritten in the future. ”

"Really?"

As for the various versions that Xi Shi is a great Korean, Li Shizhen is a great Korean, Yao Ming is a great Korean, the hometown of the panda is in Greater Korea, and the founder of Buddhism, Sakyamuni, is a great Korean, etc., it is obviously ridiculed, misinterpreted, and even smeared.

Of course, it is not excluded that some brain-dead netizens in South Korea have said similar things. After all, there are no brain-dead people, and there are a lot of them here! ”

Yu Ya: "For example, mainlanders can't afford to eat tea eggs?"

In fact, the real strength of a nation, I think, is not to avoid its own shortcomings, but to face up to the excellence of other nations. ”

After the show ended, the topics that could arouse Yu Ya's interest were gone, and the living room fell into a short silence.

After a moment, Yu Ya asked, "How did you think about the theme of the next issue?"

"Leader, I'm still thinking about it. ”

"Well, try to stay around 1%. ”

"Leader, I work hard. ”

Yu Ya said again: "Although the ratings of the latest episode of our program have broken 1, our average rating is only 0.67, and to consider whether the program is successful, we look at the average ratings!"

"I understand. ”

The eldest lady came out and said, "Xiaoya, don't talk about your affairs at home! People are visiting the door, do you know?"

Yes, if you don't let you talk about things in the stage, Yu Ya probably has nothing to say.

After a moment of silence, Yu Ya said: "Shanghai TV's "Movie World" is about to start bidding for the title sponsor——"

The eldest lady poked her head out: "Shut up!"

Yu Ya turned her head and pouted, "It's not a matter of Taili!"

"Don't talk about anything outside the stage! Don't say anything related to work!"

"Oh!"

Pouting?

Li Li was a little surprised, and he expressed disbelief about Yu Ya's little girl's demeanor that disappeared in a flash.

Perhaps in front of their parents, women will subconsciously think of themselves as children, whether you are a teenager or a few decades old.

The meal was quickly ready, and a large table was filled.

Yu Ya's father went on a business trip, and the eldest brother worked overtime in the company, but Li Li didn't see him today.

"Xiaoli, eat more vegetables!"

"Well, good sister-in-law. ”

The eldest lady sandwiched a piece of meat for Li Li, "Xiaoli, is your sister usually fierce to you?"

"The leader takes good care of me, not fierce!"

"If you don't lead anything, if you leave the unit, you will call her Sister Ya. You're not a few years old. The sister-in-law calculated, "Six or seven years old?"

Li Li pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah? No, right? I always thought I was only three or four years old! I really can't see it!"

Yu Ya handed the rice bowl to her mother, "Mom, serve rice!"

"Hey, I have a good appetite today!" The eldest lady said to Li Li while serving dinner, "It's really three or four years old, we won't be in a hurry, your sister is 28 years old, and she doesn't have a boyfriend yet, now we can still pick on others, once it is past 30, women will depreciate rapidly." This girl is not in a hurry every day!"

The sister-in-law also said: "Xiaoya, you have to be attentive, work is important, but feelings are also important, right?"

Yu Ya frowned: "Why didn't I care?"

Auntie: "What's wrong with you?"

"I've posted information on the Century Lily Marriage website. ”

The eldest lady slapped her chopsticks, "I get angry when I mention this, you are purely against me!

Measurements: Okay;Height:OK;Weight:Not fat;Cooking:You do;Daily life:None;Favorite thing:Work;The most hated thing:Not working;Expectations for men:Watch "Movie Guide"!

Are you looking for a son-in-law, or are you looking for me to be angry?"

The sister-in-law covered her mouth and smiled.

Yu Ya raised her eyebrows and ate by herself, her left ear in and out of her right ear.

"What's even more annoying is that you look at the avatar you changed a few days ago, hum!"

Yu Ya: "Is there a problem?"

"Are you still arrogant?" the eldest lady took out her mobile phone angrily, clicked it a few times, and handed it to Li Li's hand, "Xiaoli, look at it! Look at it!"

Li Li took it and took a look:

[Avatar]: It is a pure black picture;

[Personal nickname]: The day does not understand the darkness of the night.

Burst!

Li Li burst into laughter instantly!

Yu Ya looked at him quietly, just looked at him, and squeezed out a few words: "Is there a problem?"

Li Li hurriedly corrected his attitude: "No problem, profound!"

"Esoteric fart! It's not that you are a small courtesy, the eldest lady knows that you can't help but speak under the power," the eldest lady faced Yu Ya again, "I don't understand the darkness of the day and the night, no one understands you, why are you so dark? Like a picture?"

Can you correct your attitude? Can you stop dealing with me every day? Procrastinate, what if you can't get married!"

Li Li hurriedly said: "Don't worry, auntie, my leader, uh, my sister, she is quite marketable in Taiwan, she is beautiful, and her work ability is so outstanding, she has become the chief producer at the age of twenty-five——"

Auntie: "Twenty-eight!"

"It looks like a twenty-five-year-old girl has become the chief producer, fair in employment, outstanding in temperament, and ranked first among the top 10 ideal partners in Taiwan selected by our male colleagues!"

Yu Ya's eyebrows flew and she sandwiched a piece of meat.

"Hehe, then why didn't I see anyone chasing your sister?"

"I'm ashamed!" Li Li said and lowered his head, but saw that there was suddenly an extra piece of ribs in the rice bowl, and Yu Ya's chopsticks had just been withdrawn.