The fourth live broadcast guest was redrawn, Ye Fei still did it himself, and as a result, he drew the great monk Master Huineng.

Master Huineng was so excited that he even broke the wooden fish hammer in his hand, and hurriedly ordered: "Aunt Meng, book a plane ticket." ”

Aunt Meng, what a loud and great name.

As Master Huineng's words fell, a ...... sat cross-legged on a futon not far from him Female monks, that is, nuns.

The female monk has a rosary in her left hand and a wooden fish hammer in her right hand, and is seriously knocking on the wooden fish to count the prayer beads with her eyes closed.

Master Huineng waited for a long time and didn't see any reaction next to him, turned his head to look, and saw that Master Meng had started to knock on the wooden fish again, he stood up from the futon, came to Master Dream in three or two steps, bent down and touched her, and said, "Hey, book a ticket, I won the lottery." ”

Master Meng was annoyed by Master Huineng, stopped knocking on the wooden fish, opened her eyes and turned her head to look at Huineng, and then recited the Buddha's name.

"Amitabha, Hui Neng...... Get out!"

Master Huineng: "......."

"I said, how can you be like this, a woman? You must know that you are now borrowing a temple from me to practice, your nunnery has collapsed in the rain, you eat mine and use mine, even the wooden fish you knocked are mine, what's wrong with booking a plane ticket for me?"

Master Meng twisted her head back, closed her eyes again, and began to count the rosary and knock the wooden fish again.

Just a word in the mouth.

"I'm knocking on the Buddha's wooden fish, what does it have to do with you?"

"I ...... This woman is really unreasonable, I bought this wooden fish, you see that there is a manufacturer behind it, okay? This is a product of Putian Buddhism Boundless Co., Ltd. in Minnan Province, and I am still customized, how can I become a Buddha?"

"Huineng, can you still have a face?" Master Meng finally couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly stood up and pointed at Huineng's nose and asked.

Huineng scratched his big bald head and said, "Why am I shameless?"

"You...... Scoundrel, did my nunnery collapse in the rain? Do you have to make me tell the truth? Why is it empty under my nunnery? Don't tell me you don't know. ”

Hearing Master Meng say this, Master Huineng hurriedly waved his hand, pursed his lips, and said, "I don't know what you're talking about." ”

"What else can I say? Huineng, you sent a disciple to secretly hollow out the bottom of the poor nun's treasure nunnery, causing it to collapse on a rainy day, so that the poor nun would have no place to practice, and then you pretended to be a good person and let the poor nun come to you to practice, do you think I don't know what you're thinking?"

"I ...... I said, how can you be like this? You can't do nothing, what do you care about me when your nunnery is empty? I'm innocent, what do you mean by me pretending to be a good person? If I pretend to be a good person, will I still let you borrow my temple to practice? It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and I don't know the hearts of good people. ”

Master Meng sneered and said, "Is it?Good heart?If you are really kind, why is there a hole in the wall where the poor nun bathes?And next door is your special bathing place, don't tell me that it is a hole bitten by insects, and the poor nun will despise you." ”

“.........”

Master Huineng's face turned red all of a sudden, and he hurriedly waved his hand, slurred for a long time, and said, "I...... I don't know why there's a hole, I found it, I thought you dug it and wanted to peep at the old man to bathe and change clothes. ”

"You....... Shameless!" Master Meng was so angry by Hui Neng that she pointed at him, her fingers trembled, and said: "I'll peep at you? Don't you look at the difference between your fat body and the white pig you raised? Look at the meat on your belly, you can cut it down for twenty catties, and the chest hair on your chest is longer than your hair, tell me what you have worthy of my peeping?"

Master Huineng: "⊙▽⊙"

Then this thing also pointed at Master Meng with trembling fingers, and said with trembling lips: "You, you, you...... You still say that I peep at you? You have made me peep at me, you nun with filthy thoughts, the old man is not done with you, you ...... You have to be responsible for me, otherwise the Buddha will not let you go. ”

Master Meng felt that she had missed her mouth, so she hurriedly folded her hands and said, "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, what I see is not you, but a pig." ”

"How do you curse?"

"I'm not scolding, monks can't scold, I'm just telling the truth, Huineng, everyone is a monk, please stop harassing the poor nuns, thank you. ”

Master Huineng stared at Master Meng for a long time, and finally suddenly waved his hand and left, but he was still muttering when he left.

"There's no way to double cultivate, the two of us can't double cultivate!"

"Huineng, do you know what you're talking about? A monk who utters such foul language in his mouth, what about your Buddha mind? What about your practice?"

Master Huineng stopped and turned his head to look at Master Meng, and said, "Since you practiced in the nunnery next to my temple, my Buddha's heart has been in chaos, I have begged a thousand times in front of the Buddha, in order to be able to meet you every day, if even this Buddha can't satisfy me, what is the use of me believing in him?......! You must also love me! What is the use of believing in a Buddha who cannot satisfy even such a small request?!!

The last few words were almost shouted out, but after the roar, he turned around and left, leaving only Aunt Meng who was standing in place.

It wasn't until Master Huineng left that Master Meng looked down at the rosary in her hand in despair, and then looked at the wooden fish hammer in her right hand, and with two clanging sounds, both things fell to the ground, and then she slowly knelt on the futon, facing the Buddha and Bodhisattva statues in front of her, folded her hands, closed her eyes, and muttered: "Amitabha, Buddha, Bodhisattva, may I ask...... Can a monk fall in love?"

Ye Fei and the audience in the live broadcast room didn't know that such a strange scene was being staged in Qingyun Temple in southern Fujian Province.

They saw that Master Huineng was drawn this time, and one by one they were actually quite speechless, because many people have seen this great monk, and he is a very flowery monk, and any Buddhist precepts are useless to him at all, this monk does everything.

Even Ye Fei still remembers that this product is also planning to open a branch of Qingyun Temple in Yinzhou City, tell me which one is a monk, this is purely an entrepreneur without hair.

But no matter what, the fourth guest quota is confirmed, and it is this great monk.

Immediately after that, Ye Fei didn't stay at all, and directly began to draw the last lucky audience.

With such a high frequency of drawing lucky guest audiences, Ye Fei This is the first time, and he has drawn it himself.

The last lucky viewer is an intergalactic viewer, and it's someone who knows all the galloping quicksand and twists, Qingpi!

So far, all five lucky spectators for today have been selected.

Ye Fei and Wanqu and He Peng ate all the things on the table that could be eaten, and drank the wine, of course, almost all of the rest were drunk by Wanwen, this thing was completely drunk, and his tongue was knotted when he spoke.

After talking to the audience in the live broadcast room for a while, Ye Fei directly turned off the video and ended today's live broadcast.

After the video was turned off, Ye Fei let out a long sigh in his heart, saying that this ordinary and extraordinary day was finally over, and he could finally take a good rest.

That's right, Ye Fei has been on the live broadcast for so long, and he hasn't felt that there has been a live broadcast like today, and today can really be said to be physically and mentally exhausted, but fortunately, everything is over.

He Peng's face was also black and red, and he sat there motionless.

Winding...... The crooked goods sat next to He Peng, hugging He Peng's shoulders and communicating feelings.

"I ...... I said, you ..... How did the endurance improve so quickly? The people on our planet are not as terrifying as yours, if you go to our planet, with your physique, with such an excellent talent as you, you will definitely be scrambled by many big forces, and I will go to the double star, right?"

He Peng's head immediately shook like a rattle, it is impossible to go to the double star, I will never go to the double star in this life, the ghosts in that place don't know where it is, it's not easy to go and come back, if something happens, there is no one to help, where is the earth, even if it is Africa on the earth...... That's my warm home, too.

That's why I won't go to the killing.

Ye Fei sat on the chair, leaned on the backrest, and looked at the two of them talking nonsense with a smile, his head was also a little dizzy, after all, he also drank a big bowl just now, although the wine was very fragrant and superb, but after all, it was still wine, and the degree was not low.

In fact, at this time, Ye Fei really wanted to be alone for a while, because he was thinking about today's live broadcast results.

But he knew that Crook would never leave, because he still had something to do.

If this kind of thing is not done too much, Ye Fei really doesn't want to make trouble, but the blame is that the other party is really too infuriating, live broadcast by yourself, you actually sent a fighter over, and it is also the most advanced stealth fighter in the world, although the Huaxia military did not find out what country you are, but this kind of thing does not need to be thought about or guessed at all, there is only one country in the world that can do this.

"Ye Shen, let's go. Wanqu was bragging and farting with He Peng, and suddenly turned his head to look at Ye Fei with confused eyes, and said with a big tongue.

Ye Fei was silent for a while, then nodded and said, "Can you still drive a spaceship?"

"When...... Absolutely, I'm ...... right now Very sober. ”

Ye Fei didn't think this guy was sober, but seeing him start to stand up and stagger out, Ye Fei didn't dare to let him go out alone, although this thing was very powerful and invulnerable, but after all, he was a guest, and if he didn't follow, it wouldn't be like it.

When he came outside, Ye Fei found Lao Mo and his gang and briefly explained the matter.

When Lao Mo and his gang heard this, they were all dumbfounded.

"Ye God, you...... Are you telling the truth?"

"Damn, it's so exciting, can you take us?"

"Ye Shen, I think you still have to think about it before deciding, after all, this is a big thing, and if you don't do it well, it will easily cause friction between the two countries. ”

"What are you afraid of, if they dare to be the first year of junior high school, can't we do the fifteenth?"

"God, I already seem to have seen the news not long ago that is making the world boil. ”

This kind of thing Ye Fei definitely can't take Lao Mo and them over, after all, they are soldiers, if they are allowed to go, then the nature will be different, so only him and Wanqu can go, He Peng has fallen asleep on the table at this time, let Lao Mo and them help take care of it.

Looking at the alien spaceship that rumbled into the sky, Lao Mo and his gang could be said to be all enthusiastic.

"Old Mo, I feel...... The heavens of the world are about to change. ”

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