How much alcohol can an animal drink? The key is, is there a place to put it......

"Otherwise, let's dance......" The faces of the two men were pitiful again.

Hey, dance, well, grunt......

"Or, let's sleep together...... the two animals were about to cry...... For the first time in my life, I found out that I was useless, blow, blow.

The question is, she doesn't have that much money for medicine......

"Woo...... Boss Bean, you can't drive us away, or we'll starve to death on the streets. ”

"Well, I didn't say I would drive you away. "A certain bean boss was beaten.

"Really?" the expressions of the two animals today can be described as varied and unpredictable......

"I'm just going to add something new, it's okay for you to dress up. ”

"What is it?" as long as they are not driven away, then let them do whatever they want, because if they have no way to stay, they will face even more inhumanity......

"Statue. ”

"Huh?" What is this?

"It's just playing a different role and standing at the gate, even if it's a statue, it can't be moved. ”

"Isn't it similar to the stone lion in front of the door......

"Almost. A certain bean nodded, "Of course, the fee I give you is relatively high, because it is also very hard to be motionless, so you have to think about it carefully." ”

"Let's do it!" the two nodded without thinking, woo, these days, it's not easy to do anything, if you don't do it? The two of them involuntarily appeared in front of their eyes a gloomy face, so the whole body tightened, and immediately cut off all illusions, woo, master, we have paid the most bloody youth for you......

"Okay, come on. A certain bean clapped his palm, and a subordinate stepped in, "Boss Bean, what's the matter?"

"Take the two of them down, um, dress up in women's clothes, and let them stand on either side of the gate, and pose, um, remember, don't move. A certain dou pointed to the two who were about to cry.

"Kill and don't move. The two of them nodded heavily, women's clothing, do you think they are a secret guard, and they have been reduced to statues? or women's clothing? Hey, if they pass it back, then they are really "famous all over the world"...... But the master said that everything should be listened to by the woman in front of him, and he was not allowed to show his martial arts until the critical moment, hey, now, I have to endure it, it shouldn't take long, master, you come quickly......

Of course, no one knew that the inner activities of the two animals were so colorful. ＥＴ

The story of Dong Shi Xiaofeng, a certain bean still remembers it deeply.

In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a beautiful woman named Xi Shi in the Yue Kingdom, who was endearing in everything regardless of her gestures or her voice and smile. Xi Shi slightly used light makeup, dressed plainly, and wherever she went, there were many people who paid her "attention salute", and no one did not marvel at her beauty. Shih Tzu suffers from heartache. One day, her illness happened again, and I saw her hands on her chest, her eyebrows furrowed, revealing a delicate and weak feminine beauty. As she walked through the countryside, the villagers watched with wide eyes. There is an ugly woman in the countryside named Dong Shi, who is average in appearance and has no cultivation. She usually acts vulgarly and speaks loudly, but she dreams of being a beauty all day long. Wearing such clothes today, combing her hair like that tomorrow, and still no one says she is beautiful. On this day, she saw that Xi Shi covered her chest and frowned to win the favor of so many people, so after she went back, she also followed Xi Shi's example, covered her chest with her hands, frowned, and walked around the village. I don't know that this ugly girl's pretentiousness makes her look even more ugly. As a result, the rich man in the countryside immediately closed the door when he saw the strange appearance of the ugly girl, and the poor man in the countryside immediately took his wife and children and fled away when he saw the ugly girl coming. When people saw this ugly woman who imitated Xi Shi and walked around the village, it was like seeing a plague god. This ugly woman only knew that Xi Shi's frowning appearance was beautiful, but she didn't know why she was beautiful, and simply imitated her appearance, but was ridiculed. Everyone has to develop their strengths and avoid weaknesses according to their own characteristics, looking for an image that suits them, and it is stupid to blindly imitate the practices of others.

Today, a certain bean finally met such a person!

Said the woman in front of her, she is the rouge girl who is modeling our defense, the eyes and nose, the nose and the heart, the clothes, one hand and one foot, even the makeup is exactly the same as rouge, the most terrifying thing is that she is here to smash the field, she will do whatever rouge does, she sings and dances, she learns everything, the most powerful thing is that she doesn't look at rouge's black face.

In terms of posture, she is far inferior to rouge, but her demeanor is very realistic, the people in the audience watched it with relish, there were two groups of people dancing on the stage, a certain bean was called down by his subordinates to see this scene, fortunately her rouge girl was so good-looking, she didn't kick the woman who defended her off the stage.

"Girl, you are really naturally beautiful......" a certain bean complimented.

"Boss Bean, you don't look bad. That Dong Shi sat opposite a certain bean at this time, chatting one by one, from the chat a certain bean knew that this woman is the daughter of the famous Wang Dahou in this town, the family is very rich, this Wang Dahou only has such a daughter, so it is very favorite, although she is not beautiful, but there are many people who save relatives from far and near, you know, this baby will inherit all her father's property in the future.

"Thank you for the compliment. "A bean is very polite to harvest it all.

"You're a bean bar, but it's not necessarily good to use someone to dance, hmph. The Dongshi girl snorted and looked at the rouge on the stage.

"She has a good body and is a talent, so I will use her. A certain bean said politely.

"Hmph, is she as beautiful as me?" said Dong Shi finally without anger.

“…… Of course, you are a girl, you are beautiful, your family background is good, your figure is good, your face is good......!"

"Then why don't you invite me up to perform?" said Dong Shi glared at her.

"Girl, your family background is so big, how can I be embarrassed to invite you with a little bean bar, right? If the girl likes it here, I'll get you a VIP card, you can enjoy many discounts here. ”

"It's fine. Miss Dong Shi stopped talking, glanced at the woman on the stage, and finally found a stable point in her heart.

"You're a good talker, here's for you. Na Dong Shi's eyes returned to her again, and he took out a token from his waist and handed it to a certain bean.

"It's ......"

"The token in my house, I want to be friends with you, remember to look for me in the house. Miss Dong Shi stood up and swaggered away with her maid ring.

"Walk slowly. "A certain bean smoked savings, this girl thinks she is a princess? said that whoever she is friends with will be friends?" A certain dou pondered for a moment, put the token into his waist, and walked out.

A certain bean walked out and wandered leisurely on the street, followed by two sneaky skinny monkeys and skinny rats.

"Sell steamed buns, sell steamed buns, freshly baked steamed buns. The little trader shouted loudly, and succeeded in attracting the attention of a certain bean, or rather, to be precise, her gluttonous worm.

"How much is a bun boss?" a certain bean wiped his saliva and looked at the fresh bun in front of him.

"One penny. ”

"Good. A certain bean touched her pocket, and found that she and Ben had forgotten to bring money out of the house, and she was penniless, so she took out a VIP card of "Bean Bar". "Hey, boss, it's cheap for you, I'll give you this card, and you give me a bun?"

"No money?" the boss smiled at her.

"Well, I forgot to take it with me. A certain bean touched her head, the card in her hand was actually made of a kind of golden cardboard, which said "Bean Bar" VIP card, with a 20% discount on the card.

"Then go away. The vendor didn't look at the VIP card she handed over, to be precise, in his eyes, it was a piece of paper.

"Hey, I'm a VIP card for 'Bean Bar', it costs ten cents to get one, and you don't want it to give it to you now?"

"Isn't it just a card, what a card, don't lie to me, tell you, I've been selling bread here for so long, what kind of thief I've seen before, so, go away!"

"Haven't you heard of beans?" A certain bean felt a cool breeze, thief, she was dressed so noble and generous, his eyes couldn't see it?

"I've heard of the newly opened beans, but what does it matter to these people?" said the little vendor.

"This boss, you are wrong again, where to play The minimum consumption is a penny, sell alcohol and drink, and this card, there will be a 20% discount, and you will have a pot of wine to drink if you don't even have a penny, understand?"

"Understood. The peddler nodded quickly, "But it's none of my business, I don't drink." ”

"Then do you like to watch dramas?"

Shake one’s head.

"Looking for a flower girl?"

Shake your head again.

"Looking for someone to talk to?"

Shake one’s head.

"Gambling. ”

Shake your head again.

"......" Moudou was silent for a long time, "Handsome guy, your living habits are really good." ”

"Ahem, no, where do we poor people know these things? After selling the buns, we go home and wash them and go to sleep. ”

"Your life is really simple and monotonous. "A certain bean put away the VIP card, and didn't plan to eat it, a good citizen, she thought that because she had learned badly.

"Two meat buns. A beautiful hand reached in front of a bean's eye and handed a gold ingot to the little vendor, "No need to look for it." ”

"Okay...... the little vendor's eyes widened.

"You, you, you ......" Only a certain bean was stunned, followed by the ingot of gold to the beautiful hand, and then to the person's face, a certain bean's expression was like swallowing an egg.