Volume 1 The Great Escape Chapter 74 Master Egg
Sun Youde felt that his head was groggy, and even his vision was a little blurred, and the moment he opened his eyes, a big and white fat ass appeared in his sight.
When I looked closely, it was a fat pig! When I looked around, I was actually lying in a dirty pigsty! A fat pig was pouting at the trough with its butt inside.
I don't know why, Sun Youde suddenly felt an inextinguishable desire \ flame in his body burning, although he strongly resisted not to look at the buttocks, but the white and big scene in his mind was deeply engraved like an imprint.
M's, isn't it just a pig? I can't care so much! At this moment, Sun Youde has only one thought, and that is to vent! Completely vent! He hurriedly took off his pants and flew over with a roar. And he didn't realize that behind him, two green eyes were aimed at his white ass.
As one of the three major protectors under Bai Dashao, Fang Lao Shell naturally has his advantages. He had two iron yo-yos hidden in his trouser pockets, which he called a three-step kill, and almost everyone who tried it against him was used by him, and many people died because of it. Thinking that his son was made uncertain by Feng Xiaoxiao's tricks, he never thought about keeping his hand again, and was ready to give her a heavy blow at the beginning.
What is this old turtle calf thinking? Feng Xiaoxiao has been fighting black boxing for so many years, and his alertness is far more than that of others, just at the moment when Fang Laoke stretched out his hand to his trouser pocket. Feng Xiaoxiao took the lead, raised his right hand, Fang Lao Shell hurriedly made a move to iron plate bridge, and said secretly in his heart: Fortunately, Lao Tzu has been prepared, otherwise you would have really been plotted!
Sure enough, this old dog thought that he was going to use a hidden weapon, Feng Xiaoxin sneered, his hand just now was just a false move, this old lamp seemed to believe that he would use a hidden weapon, so he used a trick full of loopholes in the iron plate bridge, although Feng Xiaoxiao was still two meters away from him at this moment, but this distance was not enough for a master to even take a breath.
When the strong wind hit, Fang Lao Shell was taken aback, rolled over and dodged the kick that was reaching his crotch, turned over and got up, ignoring the cold sweat on his body, and said with a gloomy face: "You little girl, you are so vicious! You actually kicked me there! Didn't your master teach you to hit people without hitting people in the face, and kicking people without kicking their crotch? Are you like this, do you still have a little bit of the demeanor of a martial arts person?"
Feng Xiaoxiao thought for a moment and replied. "Nope!"
This is the truth, when the old monk taught himself, the first trick was this desperate yin leg, also known as Ben Lei Shuangpill Po. As for the demeanor of a martial arts person, is he a martial arts person?
"Hmph, do you dare to make two moves with me in a dignified manner?" Fang Lao Shell always felt that this girl was a little evil, so he thought of a trick.
"You old dog is really not a lot of nonsense! Grandma doesn't want to waste time with you here! What's wrong with kicking you underneath? You're a lot old, and it's a burden to keep it, and grandma is kind enough to help you have an operation, don't you know how to be grateful? An old dog is an old dog, and he bites Lu Dongbin! Phew!" Feng Xiaoxiao spat on the ground, and drew a middle finger with a very disdainful old shell.
"Bah! look at my strong King Kong, kill in three steps!haha!" Fang Lao Shell jumped and flew up with a kick, he expected that Feng Xiaoxiao would definitely parry. With both hands, he took out the yo-yo that had long been hungry and thirsty in his trouser pocket, and with a "whoosh", the one in his left hand was thrown at Feng Xiaoxiao's stomach, and the one with his right hand was thrown at Feng Xiaoxiao's face! It can be said that there are no loopholes, and it is strictly sealed and killed! Hmph! That kick is called to treat others in the way of others.
Looking at Fang Lao's shell with his teeth and claws, Feng Xiaoxiao didn't dodge, and saw the right time, just when the yo-yo was still a few centimeters away from him, a sliding step flashed past the yo-yo No. 1 that flew towards him, and sideways avoided the non-threatening kick. Then he made a lightning move, grabbed the yo-yo No. 2 that flew towards the door in front of him, shouted, and threw it back directly towards Fang Lao Shell.
"Phew"
The yo-yo was like a cannonball, directly piercing through Fang Laoke's thin body, and he couldn't believe that the strength of this little girl would be so amazing! Fang Lao Ke's body fell heavily to the ground, and there was no strength to support him to get up, and blood slowly flowed out of the fist-sized blood hole in his chest.
How is it possible!Fang Laoke's strength, others don't understand, but Bai Dashao is clear, in this White Flag Town, at least he can rank in the top five, this is just two short moves, and he was actually ... was killed by a powerless little girl! As for what yin tricks she used, Bai Dashao naturally didn't see it, anyway, she used means, otherwise Fang Lao Ke would not have lost.
"Elder Ying, you go on! As long as you don't lack arms or legs, even if you are crippled!" Bai Dashao finally couldn't help it, and sent his first master, Elder Ying.
"The old man will go to meet this little girl for a while. Eagle Elder nodded expressionlessly. He had just come back from the toilet, and naturally he didn't witness the scene of Fang Lao Shell being stoned to death by a yo-yo, but he just said that this woman used some tricks, and he didn't pay much attention to it for a while.
Walking on stage, Ying Lao still had a dead face, and he didn't even bother to look at Feng Xiaoxiao, put his hands behind his back, lifted his robe, and said very pretendedly: "You come first, the old man will let you make ten moves." After ten moves, if you can't hurt me, just surrender obediently and become Bai Dashao's confinement. Come, I'll just stand here and still. ”
How much self-confidence does this take? This old turtle calf really dares to say.
"Oh, you're welcome. Feng Xiaoxiao didn't mean to be humble at all, and rushed up to punch the still strong chest of the Eagle Elder.
"Phew"
"Wow!" At the moment when his body soared into the air, Eagle Lao realized that his group had been deceived by the appearance of this girl! She was not a powerless little girl at all, and with this punch, she had lived for more than 70 years, and it was the first time she had seen it, and this was not something that human beings could do at all! She was really terrible. It's just, alas...
"This is dead?" Looking at the Eagle Elder who fell to the ground, staring at the boss motionless, Feng Xiaoxiao said with a depressed face: "I said okay to let me make ten moves, but I knelt down in just one move, is this too weak?"
As he spoke, he turned his head to the stunned Bai Dashao, crossed his waist and shouted: "What kind of thing is that white, is there anything that can be beaten?" Call them out, and my sister will help you cook. ”
The corners of Bai Dashao's mouth twitched, and he turned his gaze to the bird egg master, one of the remaining three guards around him, this bird egg master is a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple, and he has practiced to the point of reaching the peak in an iron cloth shirt, of course, there is also a self-created sow fist, and the power is just now.
"Da Shao, we might as well be like this. Eagle Lao was killed by a punch, and the Bird Egg Master was naturally a little panicked in his heart, and glanced at Qin Lang, who was watching the excitement with melon seeds, and suddenly had a plan, and bit a few words in Bai Dashao's ear.
"Hmm... In this way, will he agree?" Bai Dashao thought for a moment, and felt that what Master Bird Egg said was also reasonable. Turned around and walked towards Qin Lang, pulled the corner of Qin Lang's clothes, and sat down straight, still with a signature smile on his face.
"What's the matter, you want to eat?" Qin Lang looked at the few melon seeds left in his hand, and his face was suddenly full of reluctance: "This thing is easy to get angry when you eat it, and it also has acne." ”
"That's right. Bai Dashao organized the language in his heart, and said with a straight face: "Our last two games are in the way of Wendou, that is, each side makes a few moves to the opponent, if the opponent can't hurt the opponent, then the opponent is considered to lose." So..."
"So, what do you want Xiao Xiao to do with you? Hmm... I can't be the master of this, I have to discuss it with her. ”
"Uh... Actually, that's not the case. Look, Xiaoxiao has been fighting on it for a long time, and you always let a delicate little girl throw her head and spill blood on it, isn't it good? You see, we are all big men, aren't we?" Bai Dashao squeezed his eyebrows and hinted at Qin Lang.
"Meaning, let's go up and do a real fight??" Qin Lang frowned.
"It's... Of course not. Bai Dashao hurriedly waved his hand: "That's the case, I also have a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple over there, and I want to have two tricks with your male master here! You can rest assured, he is a monk, and he has always been compassionate, so he will definitely not be heavy. To put it bluntly, in fact, you two just mean it casually, anyway, it's the last game, and it's just a formality. ”
After doing it for a long time, this guy wants to fool Lao Tzu into going to power! Go through the motions? Why is it really a fool to be Lao Tzu? When Lao Tzu comes to power, the old bald donkey still doesn't put Lao Tzu to death? However, now is the right time for his people to test his current physical strength. Qin Lang pretended to be very appreciative and nodded: "What you said makes sense, so be it, then I'll go and replace her." ”
"Yes, yes, just like Young Master Ben, he is a man!" Bai Dashao was afraid that Qin Lang would regret it, his eyes rolled, he took out two bank cards from his arms and stuffed them into Qin Lang's hands, and said with a smile: "This 200,000 yuan is considered my brother's fund to fund you, and the password is 123321." We men, sometimes we have to be generous, don't we, we can't spend women's money all the time. ”
"Okay, then I'll go!" The money sent to the door, don't be in vain, Qin Lang just got up, and suddenly turned around as if he remembered something: "By the way, Bai Shao, I'll let that bald in a while... Uh, what's the trick with a bird?"
"Ten... Uh..."Bai Dashao originally wanted to say ten moves, but after thinking about it, ten moves are really a bit excessive, this guy is very good, he will definitely not agree." After thinking about it carefully, he nodded: "Just one move!"
"Are you sure it's a trick?" Qin Lang asked again.
"Of course! The man's word is spoken, and the horse is difficult to chase. Whoever repents is the turtle king bastard!"
"Cheng! Then I'll go up first, you tell that bird to hurry, we're in a hurry." ”
"Good Ratcha!"
Looking at Qin Lang, who walked to the stage step by step, a cold smile appeared on the corner of Bai Dashao's mouth.