readx;? Dongmeng hurriedly carried Xiao Jiu to the bathroom, Xiao Jiu Jiu had no problem going to the toilet by himself at home, but he looked a little drunk today. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Dongmeng remembered it immediately, and found that the bottle of whiskey on the corner cabinet was suddenly empty in the afternoon, and thought that it was drunk before, but now I understand, could it be that this bad boy drank it?

Dongmeng said helplessly: "Can you do it yourself?"

Xiao Jiu blinked his big blue eyes, glanced at Dongmeng reproachfully, and "meow" screamed twice, which meant that the uncle actually looked down on himself so much.

Dongmeng was a little helpless, he didn't dare to close the door of the cubicle, and said, "Hurry up, I'll call your father, they're going to die in a hurry." ”

Xiao Jiu climbed into the toilet by himself, Dong Meng was really afraid that he would fall headlong, and when he saw that he was acting decently, he went out to call Dong Jue and Qingjing, and he was relieved to receive the call.

As soon as Dong Jue and Qingjing went home, Dong Xiaobai came over and said that Xiao Jiu jumped off the building!

Scared to the point that Dong Jue and Qingjing's intestines were destroyed, but fortunately, Xiao Jiu has wings, and it should be fine to jump from such a high place, but I don't know where to run, and the whole family/family ran out to look for it, but no one found it.

Dongmeng agreed to come to the birthday party with his colleagues, and as soon as he arrived at the birthday party, he heard the phone/machine ringing, it was his third brother calling, saying that Xiao Jiu was gone.

Of course, Dongmeng was in a hurry and was about to leave immediately, but at this time, Dongmeng saw the bad boy with sharp eyes......

Dongmeng called/called, went back and knocked on the door, the compartment was quiet, Dongmeng was startled, the little nephew/son likes water, can't swim in the sewer pipe, right?

Quickly pushed open the door of the compartment, and saw the little nephew/son sitting on the toilet, two small short hands supporting his head, the round white head little by little, the two ears on the head were also drooping/pulling/pulling, it seemed that he was sleeping quite soundly, and the little black nose shrugged and shrugged.

The roll paper next to it was messed up by the small chirp and fell to the ground in a big pile.

Dongmeng couldn't help but hold his forehead, he almost forgot, the little nephew/son has a bit of nine-life blood, it is really unwise to roll the paper for the cat, the little nephew/son is still gentle, Dongmeng quickly picked up the little nephew/son.

Xiao Jiu nestled in Dongmeng's arms, opened his eyes a little in confusion, and said, "Meow?"

Dongmeng smiled helplessly and said, "What is delicious to eat? You mischievous spirit, do you still want to eat delicious?"

The little chirp "Meow" shouted twice, and Dongmeng nodded his little nose and said, "Well, Uncle is still wrong? You run out by yourself for a day, and when you go home, wait to be criticized." ”

When Xiao Jiu listened, both ears drooped/pulled down, rubbed his eyes with his little paws, and said with an aggrieved look: "Meow meow!"

When Dong Meng heard this, he immediately laughed and said, "It's still up to me? You sneaked into my briefcase? I said why is the briefcase so heavy today." ”

Dongmeng's identity itself is the focus, holding a cute little white cat, and talking to the little white cat, one person and one cat, one person and one sentence, outsiders sound very curious, after all, they can't understand what the little white cat says.

Although I don't understand, in the eyes of these ladies, Dongmeng likes small animals so much, and is so loving, she can win the favor of the opposite sex.

How do they know that Dongmeng was exercised, cat language is a foreign language, not only that, Xiao Jiu also likes to switch to a little blue bird, so Dongmeng also exercised another foreign language, that is...... Birds......

Xiao Jiu didn't say a word, and fell asleep in Dongmeng's arms again, and found a comfortable posture/posture, arching Dongmeng's arm with his little head.

Dongmeng had no choice, so he had to leave temporarily, and when Dongmeng came, he also drank some wine and couldn't drive, so he found a driver to drive, and went home with Xiao Jiujiu.

When Xiao Jiu arrived home, he had already slept very well and was almost thunderous, although Qingjing was angry, but his son looked sleepy, let's talk about it the next morning......

Xiao Jiu Jiu had a good night's sleep, and when he got up, he had a little hangover, after all, whiskey is quite strong for many men, let alone for Xiao Jiu, a child, others drink whiskey more or less with some water, or add some ice, and now it is still popular to add green tea or soda, etc., who is like Xiao Jiu, the first time he drinks alcohol, he is directly stuffy, the purity is too high, and it is strange if he does not have a hangover.

Qingjing came to educate Xiao Jiu, Xiao Jiu Jiu looked pitiful and nested in Qingjing's arms, Qingjing is a Qingluan, Xiao Jiu also has the appearance of Qingluan, Xiao Jiu is very smart, knowing that his father is angry, he became the appearance of a little blue bird, arching in his arms, pitifully fanning his little wings, pointing his round head, and letting his father rub/rub him.

Qingjing saw that he was a little soft-hearted and educated Xiao Jiu, but he didn't get angry, Xiao Jiu "Jiu Jiu" screamed twice, and Qingjing was coquettish.

Today is Saturday, and dad doesn't need to go to work, but it just so happens that both dads have a party to go out today, and Xiao Jiu feels so bored and jumps around on the bed/, and soon the dads will go out, and Xiao Jiu is even more boring.

Xiao Jiu wants to play with Uncle Xiaobai, but today Dong Yan is at home and has already led Xiao Bai out to play, Xiao Jiu is bored with his wings, paralyzed on the bed / rolling on the bed.

At this time, someone touched / his little belly, and gently followed the fur with his fingers, and Xiao Jiu's eyes immediately widened, and a spirit crawled up, it turned out to be Uncle Dongmeng.

The uncle quietly entered the room and said with a smile: "Bad boy, I have a holiday today, do you want to go out to play?"

Xiao Jiu's eyes lit up immediately, and he pointed hard at the short/stubby/thick little neck, Xiao Jiu Qingluan's shape has almost no neck, other people's Qingluan are slender and graceful, and Xiao Jiu, I don't know if it's too young, or because of mutation, it's just a cute god/beast with a short body!

Dongmeng smiled and flicked his little head and said, "Then you can't do this, I can't take you out to walk the birds, can I?"

After Dongmeng finished speaking, Xiao Jiu blinked his eyes in confusion, Dongmeng laughed, walking birds or something, it's too obscene.

The little chirp immediately changed from a little blue bird to a little white cat.

Dongmeng shook his head and said, "No, pets are not allowed in many places." ”

The little chirp resisted/discussed the "meow" twice, Dong Meng couldn't help pinching his little mustache, and actually touched the beard of the "tiger"! The little chirp immediately pounced with two paws, quickly hugged Dong Meng's hand, and then patted the little paw hard.

Dongmeng was about to be cutely turned by him, and said with a smile: "I know you're not a cat, but others don't know." ”

Xiao Jiu blinked, patted the bed with his little paws, and then pointed to Dongmeng, and "meowed" twice in his mouth, and finally the two little claws became the shape of the forked waist, but unfortunately it was short and cute, and the forked waist had no momentum.

Dongmeng said, "What can you do if you tell me? I really have a way, but it depends on whether you can do it as a bad boy." ”

Xiao Jiu shook his head vigorously, "Meow meow", Dongmeng said, "Well, not a bad boy? Who booed someone else's skirt yesterday? and stole the wine that only adults can drink, aren't you a bad boy?"

Xiao Jiu shook his head vigorously, he was not a bad child.

Dongmeng had enough tricks and thought it was very funny, so he said, "It's okay for you to become a child." I'll take you out when the time comes. ”

Xiao Jiu was confused for a while, and Dong Meng explained: "It's like your little white uncle, the upper body is the same as your shark human shape, and the lower / half / body must have legs." ”

Xiao Jiu suddenly understood, nodded vigorously, and then "Bang!!", it immediately changed, a light mist dissipated, and Dongmeng was dumbfounded......

He did say that Uncle Xiaobai was like that just now, but he definitely didn't say that it was exactly the same, his little nephew/son could really surprise him, and Xiao Jiu suddenly became Dong Xiaobai's appearance, exactly the same!

Anyway, Dongmeng can't be separated, I don't know if the eldest brother Dongmeng can be separated, but Dongmeng is sure that the unreliable father can't be separated, and Dongmeng wants to laugh when he sees it.

Dongmeng said: "Good nephew/son, it's not your Uncle Xiaobai's appearance, I'm just giving you a reference, and you will change to something else, I'm afraid that you will cause a riot in our family like this." ”

Xiao Jiu tilted his head and thought about it, and after thinking for a long time, his eyes finally lit up, and Dongmeng knew that he had an idea!

"Bang!!" sounded, living up to Dongmeng's expectations, the little nephew/son gave him a surprise again, this time the little nephew/son became Dongmeng's own appearance!!

Dongmeng saw a person who was as tall, big, average-looking, and wearing the same clothes standing in front of him, as if looking in a mirror, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his back and gently wiped his face.

Xiao Jiu looked at Dongmeng happily, and he felt that he had become very similar, giggled, and said, "Meng...... Mengmeng!"

Dongmeng was still immersed in the strange circle of "the little nephew/son looks exactly the same as himself", but suddenly heard that the little chirp could speak, and suddenly he was so happy that he almost went out to run around without a child, and said excitedly: "You can speak, call again, but you have to call uncle, what the hell is Mengmeng?"

Xiao Jiu stared at Dongmeng's body/body again, a little milky, and said awkwardly: "Meng...... Meng Meng ......"

Dongmeng: "......"

Although it is still called like this, it is finally able to speak, and the first sentence of Xiao Jiu's mouth is called Mengmeng, if the third brother hears it, how sour.

Dongmeng couldn't help but laugh proudly, and continued to induce: "Good, let's become a little smaller?"

Dongmeng thought, for his own welfare, added an extra one, and said, "It's a little cuter." ”

Xiao Jiu thought about it carefully, what is cute? It's so difficult!

Xiao Jiu waited for a while, and suddenly made a "bang!" sound, and Dongmeng's eyes lit up instantly, of course, because it was so cute!

The fog around Xiao Jiu dissipated, and suddenly turned into a child who looked four or five years old, with big eyes, watery, ice blue eyes, like two gems, flowing with Ambilight inside, and the little nose was a little bit, but don't look small, the little nose is very upright, the lines are standard, small/mouth meat/toot/toot, pink/tender/tender, like a cute marshmallow, fleshy cheeks, eyelashes flickering, almost making Dongmeng fly.

His height is the crook of Dongmeng's knees, and he is a little taller when he stands on the bed/, and he is so cute that he can't do it, especially with a pair of white cat ears on his head, and his small ears shrug back and forth/move.

Dongmeng was almost kneeled by the cute!

In fact, this is the ontology of the little chirp humanoid, although the little chirp was born not long ago, but it has risen to the age of four or five years old for ordinary people, and now he is a little cutie.

Xiao Jiu bit his hand and stood on the bed/, looked at Dongmeng, and said, "Meng...... Mengmeng!" seems to be asking for Dongmeng's opinion.

Dongmeng has no opinion at all, such a cute nephew/son, you can buy anything you want, and there is absolutely no bottom line and no lower limit to buy.

First of all, Dongmeng can't let the cute little nephew/son bare fart/stock, so it will catch a cold, and he will feel distressed as an uncle.

So Dong Meng ran to Dong Xiaobai's room and took two small clothes out, Dong Xiaobai's clothes are a bit big for Xiao Jiu, but they can be worn.

After dressing Xiao Jiu, Dong Meng went to find a small hat and put it on Xiao Jiu to cover his cat ears.

Xiao Jiu shook his head and said in protest: "Mengmeng!"

Dongmeng said helplessly: "If it's uncomfortable, you have to wear it, my nephew/son is already so cute, and then with cat ears, it's too cute to do it." ”

Xiao Jiu scratched his hair strangely, only to find that after he became / humanoid, his hand could reach his head, but he couldn't reach the top of his head, although it was still a little shorter, but it was a big breakthrough!

Xiao Jiu Jiu got dressed, and was taken out to play by Dong Meng, Dong Meng had already greeted the third brother and Qingjing, Xiao Jiu is now the age of curiosity and activity, Dong Meng took him out to play, it is much better than Xiao Jiu running out to play by himself.

Dongmeng went out with a little chirp, because he was going out to play today, so he wore a very casual linen shirt, a long windbreaker on the outside, Dongmeng likes silver gray and bright gray, this color makes him wear it, the whole person has a bit of yuppie riot, no wonder it attracts the opposite sex.

The two of them went out, Dongmeng himself wanted to drive, but Xiao Jiujiu saw the public convenience bicycle on the side of the road, and there was a big brother/brother who swiped the card and pushed the bicycle out, and then rode it and left.

Xiao Jiu looked at the big brother/brother with a look of adoration, and Dongmeng smiled and said, "You also want to ride?"

Although Xiao Jiu didn't know what a bike was, he nodded vigorously.

Dongmeng thought about it, he only has a car, there are two, but there is no bicycle, although the bicycle of the public convenience can be ridden, but it is too late to apply for a card, it is too troublesome.

But there are really people in the family who have bicycles, Uncle Snake has two sons, Hua Che and Xue Di, Xue Tu knows that his brother / brother likes to move/move, likes to ride a bicycle, just on his birthday, he worked to earn/money to buy a bicycle and gave it to Hua Che.

That bicycle is not a few hundred dollars, or even thousands of dollars, but the stupid big beetle has never had this concept, and happily accepted it, that bicycle is, it can be said that it is a sky-high price bicycle, and only enthusiasts will choose this brand.

Dongmeng called/called Hua Xie and asked him to borrow a bicycle, Hua Yin has always been very enthusiastic, today he is at school, the bicycle is parked at home, let Dong Meng pick it up by himself, the key is in the cabinet.

Dongmeng went upstairs to get the keys and bicycle, took the elevator and pushed it down, pure black bicycle, swallow handlebar, black matte material, looks particularly low-key, but there is a sense of luxury.

The only downside is that this thing doesn't have a rear seat or basket like a normal bike, which only has a cross member.

Dongmeng studied it, so he had to put Xiao Jiu on the beam, and then circled it in his arms, Xiao Jiu was excited, kicked Xiao / leg / child, sat on the beam and jumped straight.

Although it's cute, it's still safety that is the most important, Dongmeng said helplessly: "Good nephew/son, hold my waist, you must hold it tightly, of course, cover your little hat, don't blow it off." ”

Xiao Jiujiu sat on the beam, crooked his waist and hugged Dongmeng, reached out and hugged him twice, patted Dongmeng's waist, Dongmeng looked down, and suddenly laughed, he felt that his waist was so thick for the first time!

Xiao Jiu hugged with both hands, and didn't hold half of it at all, Dongmeng has always boasted of his figure, but he didn't expect to be despised one day, but Xiao Jiu's two short and cute little arms can't even touch the top of his head......

Dongmeng said: "Then you hold on/Hold on to my clothes, don't fall down." ”

Xiao Jiu nodded, reached out and patted the handlebar, and said, "Mengmeng! Mengmeng...... Fly, Fly, ......"

Dongmeng laughed out loud, feeling that they are flying when they ride?

Dongmeng pedaled the car, not to mention, this car is worthy of being expensive, and the maintenance of the beetles is particularly good, after all, it is a baby given by my brother/brother, and it is effortless to ride.

Xiao Jiu Jiu rode for the first time, it felt too novel, grabbed Dongmeng's clothes, and said "ahhh

Dongmeng was happy to see Xiao Jiu, and thought that he should also buy a bicycle like this, but black and matte is obviously not suitable for him, so he must buy a bright silver one.

The two of them rode bicycles, and soon arrived at the mall in the city center, Dong Meng locked the car, and then took Xiao Jiu's hand and walked inside, wanting to buy some clothes and shoes for his nephew/son, after all, the little nephew/son was wearing his brother/brother's clothes.

However, Toyo found a problem......

That is, Xiao Jiu is too short, his height, if he wants to pull Xiao Jiu to walk, he must be half squatting, and he feels too tired.

Dongmeng squatted down and said, "Is it okay for uncle to hold you?"

Xiao Jiu nodded immediately, he had long wanted his uncle to hold him, how tired he was when he walked, and Xiao Jiu has always been a kitten with both hands and feet, and he is still a little shaky when he walks.

Xiao Jiu stretched out his hand and hugged Dong Meng's neck, Dong Meng picked up the little nephew/son, and kissed the little nephew/son on the cheek, fleshy, soft/soft, it felt so good.

Xiao Jiu Jiu had a disgusted expression, wiped his face with his little hand, and pushed Dong Meng's face, Dong Meng immediately laughed and said, "Stinky boy, do you dare to dislike me?"

As he spoke, he kissed him twice, and Xiao Jiu called a disgusted, wiped his face vigorously, and muttered in his mouth: "Mengmeng...... Bad!"

Dongmeng feels that bullying children is also particularly fulfilling, and there is no adult who is an uncle at all, bullying Xiao Jiu all the way, holding Xiao Jiu into the shopping mall, first go to the children's clothing department, and look at the clothes.

Dongmeng likes cute things.,Of course, there's also a habit of developing it.,I want to buy anything cute when I see it.,There's a special sense of accomplishment.。

Dongmeng fell in love with a set of red panda clothes, with a small hood, panda ears on the hood, and a small tail on the back.

Dongmeng asked Xiao Jiu to try it, and it was super cute, so cute that Dongmeng wanted to kiss him again, so he bought a pair of red panda matching shoes for Xiao Jiu, and the velvet ones looked like panda paws.

Dongmeng had a lot of fun, and Xiao Jiu was also very happy, and he didn't think that Dongmeng was playing dress-up games like a big doll......

Dongmeng bought him a lot of things, clothes, hats, shoes, small backpacks, all the food and play, and bought a children's car for Xiao Jiu, as well as a bicycle with a triangular wheel/child, Xiao Jiu was happy, and rode a small bicycle in the mall.

A little cutie in a panda costume, riding a toy bicycle, the return rate is simply too high, and Dongmeng sincerely has a sense of accomplishment.

The two of them are tired of playing, so they are ready to find a good place to eat something, and then go home in the afternoon and let Xiao Jiujiu take a nap, after all, it has been crazy all morning.

Xiao Jiu wants to eat pizza, not because Xiao Jiu likes to eat it, but because Xiao Jiu has never seen such a big pie!

Seeing that his little nephew/son was looking at the poster of pizza with curious eyes, Dongmeng couldn't help but want to laugh, so he took Xiao Jiu into the pizza shop.

The little guy opened the huge menu, looked at the picture on it with bright eyes, and a waiter/waiter came over, and was immediately fascinated by the cute appearance of the little tweet, and said with a smile: "Children, what do you want to eat?"

Xiao Jiu immediately raised his head and handed the waiter/attendant a sweet smile, the smile was called harmless and cute, and Dongmeng, who was an uncle, felt sour.

Then Xiao Jiu patted the menu with his small meat hands, looking like a landlord, "......popping and popping" and kept shooting, and photographed all the dishes with pictures.

Waiter/Attendant: "......"

The waiter/waiter thought that Xiao Jiu was teasing himself, and then looked at the only adult at the table, who knew that Dongmeng, who was an elder, was spoiled with no lower limit, and said with a smile: "Then so be it." ”

The waiter/attendant never woke up and said, "What, sir, what did you say?"

Dongmeng teased Xiao Chirp and said, "Those just now have to be ......"

As he spoke, he said, "Will the table not fit?"

Waiter/Waiter: "......" will have a ghost under it.

The pizzas are all fast food, and they came up quickly, and there are some snacks, and there are two whole tables, and today is Saturday, and there are a lot of people, and many people frequently look here.

Xiao Jiu didn't care about this, his mouth was full of oil, a big chicken leg in his left hand, and a large pizza in his right hand, which was stuffed into his mouth, and said while eating: "Mengmeng...... Next, I'll be introduced!"

As he spoke, he stood on the chair and stuffed the pizza in his hand into Dongmeng's mouth, who quickly opened his mouth and took a bite and said, "That's good." ”

Xiao Jiu Jiu has never eaten pizza, he thinks it is so novel, he bites and draws the silk, he doesn't know that it is shredded cheese, and uses his small meat hand to pull out the silk on the side of his mouth, the more he pulls it out, the stickier it becomes, and his hands are all over it.

Dongmeng looked at the little nephew/son with a smile on his face, and felt that it was particularly interesting/interesting, and finally the little tweet was about to cry, Dongmeng suddenly found that the little nephew/son was even more cute when he cried, but the little nephew/son was really crying, the third brother had to fight with himself, Dongmeng hurriedly dipped some hot water in a napkin and wiped it clean for the little tweet.

Xiao Jiu wiped his mouth, so he didn't cry, and picked up the big chicken leg and ate it again.

This pizzeria can be said to be a strange thing in the mall, because the style of the mall is very high, and the other restaurants are very expensive types, and this restaurant is a poor price, so there are a lot of people who come.

They were eating, and a woman passed by at the entrance of the store, and the woman was dressed well, and she was about to enter the high-end café next to her, when she suddenly saw this, withdrew from the café, and then / entered the pizzeria, and said with a smile: "Mr. Dong, it's really you, I just looked like you." ”

Dongmeng doesn't remember who the other party is, as if he has an impression, but he can't remember it, and it's definitely not a familiar person.

Xiao Jiu recognized it at once, because he booed in this big sister's skirt last night!

Xiao Jiu patted Dongmeng with his oily little fleshy hand, and screamed several times in his mouth, "Ahhhh

The woman sat down next to her and said with a smile: "I didn't expect to meet Mr. Dong here, this restaurant is really hot, there is no place, don't mind if I share a table?"

Dongmeng was still admiring his little nephew/son just now, but someone came to share the table, so wouldn't his "idiot/Han" appearance be looked at, it was really detrimental to his majesty.

But Dongmeng is not easy to refuse, because the little nephew/son sprinkled a bubble of boy urine on someone's skirt yesterday, which is always a loss, but the little nephew/son has an expression that is not his own business, and he is happy to eat.

Dongmeng smiled, asked the woman to sit down, raised her hand and asked the waiter/waiter to bring the menu, the waiter/waiter had a hellish expression, and thought, still order!

Dong Mengxin said no, did he let others eat what his little nephew/son had caught with his bare hands?

The woman took the menu with a smile, looking like a good tutor, flipping through the menu, but she was careless, she didn't want to eat these at a glance, and she couldn't order it, so she said as if chatting while flipping through it: "Mr. Dong, this child is your ......?"

Dongmeng glanced at Xiao Jiu, and just wanted to say that it was his nephew/son, but Xiao Jiu was already holding up the big chicken leg, waving happily, looking at the big sister with big ice blue eyes, and taking the lead in saying in a clear voice: "Smash!"

The woman's smile froze suddenly, and Dongmeng almost squirted out with a "poof".

The woman stiffened for a moment, then slowly closed the menu, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Mr. Dong to be young and promising, but his sons are so old......

She said and said in a hurry: "I'm sorry Mr. Dong, I suddenly have something to do, so I'll take a step first." ”

Dongmeng: "......"