Hutou Mountain is full of demons (homophonic to avoid suspicion)

The Cheap Monkey King and the Panda King teamed up to fight against the Bull Demon King, and victory was already in sight, and a troubled Golden Horn King was killed halfway.

Chen Weiguo had no criminal record, and there was no evidence about prostitution, and the police at the police station did not waste too much energy on the obscene old man, and after being locked up for a day, they released him.

Not long ago, Chen Weiguo took a taxi back to the base, and the fare was paid in advance by Uncle Ge at the door. During the conversation with Uncle Ge, Chen Weiguo learned that Dayu was sick, and rushed into the breeding area in a hurry, and heard the dispute between everyone and Director Niu at the door.

Old man Chen confessed to Director Niu, it was because the leader agreed to his conditions, but now Dayu is sick, if it has something, don't talk about any conditions, Chen Weiguo shouted "I'm responsible", squeezed to the cage, and asked Wu Tian to open the door with the key.

Lao Niu: "Director Chen, the rules are set by yourself." ”

Old man Chen replied: "Then you will expel me!" opened the cage door and rushed in: "Smash, smash, what's wrong with you?"

Actor Dayu performed hard in strict accordance with the requirements of the script, and pretended to be dead on his stomach......

And speaking of pandas, no one in the world knows better than Chen Weiguo, the old man carefully inspected and observed Dayu, and attached his ear to Dayu's body to listen, Chen Weiguo stood up, looking at the big bear with doubts.

Seeing this, Ji An frowned: "The old man won't come to dismantle the stage, right?"

Chen Weiguo asked Wu Tian about Dayu, Wu Tian told them one by one, the old man thought for a moment and asked, "Have you tried pot milk?"

Feng Shu: "I've tried it, but Dayu still doesn't eat it." ”

Chen Weiguo: "Wu Tian, you go and bring the bottle." ”

Ji An had a bad premonition.

Soon, Wu Tian returned, and when Ji An saw what he was holding in his hand, he chuckled in his heart: "Wo Ciao......"

Zhu Tong said that the secret recipe in the secret pot milk can make all pandas crazy, and said that Ji An must have guessed it, and it was not until now that Ji An understood that Zhu Tong was not wrong, he heard it wrong, not the secret pot milk, but

Honey pot milk.

There's not a single bear creature that isn't crazy about honey, and so are pandas......

Since the honey pot milk does not work, Old Man Chen went directly to the dry goods, took the small bottle, unscrewed the cap, and put it in front of Dayu's nose: "Smash, get up and eat, fragrant and sweet honey, your favorite, get up and eat quickly." ”

At this time, Ji An still had luck, Dayu was not an ordinary bear, it promised not to be lured by other food, and then, Ji An came to a conclusion that in front of honey, Dayu's guarantee was the crotch of paper paste......

Following the honey seduction, the black wet nose moved lightly, the dark circles opened, got up from the ground, sat down, held the small bottle with both paws, squeezed out the golden honey, and licked it with his tongue.

"Oh, finally sit up~"

"Eat, eat, hahaha. ”

The corners of everyone's mouths were raised, and a smile appeared on the gloomy face of the Bull Demon King who had just been scolded.

Only Ji comforted: "This foodie pig teammate ......"

Dayu Monkey licked the honey for a while, and suddenly remembered the rebellion, his tongue stopped, and he looked at Ji An with dark circles.

In addition to being helpless, Ji An can only be helpless with it, he has eaten it all, what is the use of thinking about it now? Ji An quietly gave a gesture, let it eat......

The old man's gaze wandered suspiciously between Ji An and Dayu.

There are some things, only if you succeed, you will be called a song, and if you fail, you will be a rebellion. The first rebellion between the Monkey King and the Panda King failed due to the Golden Horn King's disturbance.

Hutou Mountain is full of demons, and Dayu is in danger!

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Later that day, two people were in a bad mood.

Needless to say, Ji An and the other one is Director Niu.

In the end, it is a panda, when everyone saw Chen Weiguo's shot, Dayu immediately returned to normal, Lao Niu recently used high-pressure 1 means to establish the right 1 authority collapsed in an instant, Chen Weiguo is the director of the base, this old man is the world's well-deserved panda first person.

Director Niu sighed in the office, he still has a long way to go to take power in his base. Shaking his head, the Bull Demon King regained his spirits and began to think about how to pull people's hearts back to him.

What is the best way to win people's hearts? The next day, there was gossip at the base that all employees of the base would have to increase their salaries next month.

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After getting off work in the afternoon, Ji An returned to the base to see Dayu.

Inside and outside the cage, a person and a bear sat opposite each other, and the big bear that knew that he had made a mistake drooped his head, and looked at Ji An with guilt in his dark eyes.

Faced with such a wide round and chubby face, Ji Ansheng was angry and sighed.

In fact, he also knows that Dayu can't be blamed for this, pandas are a foodie race after all, and other female cats can throw away their children and dignity for food, and it is reasonable for Dayu to hold on. What's more, if Fat Di is confused and teased by him, Ji An asked himself that he could not be more loyal than Dayu who faced the temptation of honey, and most of them would be the end of kneeling in seconds.

If you want to blame the two-legged beasts with Old Man Chen, they are too cunning, and even use honey to lure bears and other indiscriminate tricks, which is simply Laipi!

Dayu saw that Ji An didn't speak for a long time, "Oh~" Its paws stretched out of the cage and flattered Ji An.

Ji An returned to his soul, patted the back of his claws, and said helplessly: "Forget it, the bridge is naturally straight to the bow of the boat, and my brother will find a way for you, if the rebellion fails, then we will save the country, in short, we will let you out." ”

"Hmm!" the Great Bear nodded.

Seeing this neckless guy nodding, Ji An couldn't help but smile, his mood improved, and said, "I will continue to think about it in the past few days, but we have suffered heavy losses due to the failure of this rebellion."

There are only two fire pineapples left, and you won't be able to eat them for a short time. Don't say that I pick it, the fire pineapple only bears fruit once in 5 years, not to mention that if I go to the parrot again, the broken bird will definitely want to be its mount, so I can only grow your own snacks. ”

Hearing this, knowing that he would not be able to eat the fruit for a long time, Dayu lowered his head.

Ji An smiled, after all, he was just a foodie, and eating was more important to him than anything else.

got up and rubbed Dayu's fat head to comfort, Ji An: "Bear with me, my brother is a talker, and if he says to help you come out, he will help you come out, and I will definitely let you use the fire pineapple as a nest in the future, as long as you can fit it in your stomach."

If the road of conspiracy and rebellion fails, we will take the Yangguan Avenue! Isn't Lao Niu going to do something at the base? Then I will accompany him to do it!"

The reason why Ji An is confident is that there is one thing, no matter how rigid the Bull Demon King is, he has to give in.

Victoria's Secret is about to give birth.

In order to maintain the wildness of Victoria's Secret, Chen Weiguo has long stipulated that other people in the base are not allowed to approach or interfere. And in December, in the middle of winter, the weather is cold in the Sifang Mountains, and if there is no one to help the little rolling born in this month, it will definitely not survive the winter.

Ji An grinned his white teeth: "Let's see if Xiao Roll's life is important, or Director Niu, your rules are important!"

But before that, Ji An still had one more thing to do, and the next morning, Ji An found Ji Tianhao's office: "Dad, there is something I want to discuss with you." ”

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