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I'm the kitchen master, I introduced it last time, in fact, my name is not the kitchen master, but it has been on the back line, so that everyone always calls me the big / master, and when the boss calls me the big / master, I still think it is very gentle, but when the boss and his man call me the big / master, I always feel that I have to lose my life, maybe it is an illusion......

Since the last time the good-looking male vixen who called himself "this king" came, the small restaurant suddenly began to be full again, and at this time the boss was not there, all of them were eloped in pairs, and I was the only one in the small restaurant, the situation was like a war, and the small restaurant was about to become a self-help form......

Later, I heard from the gods/menstrual diseases who often come to the small restaurant that the reason why the small restaurant is so popular is because there is a big man who commented on this small restaurant on the big dumpling review website, so the pit friends came to admire it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

God/Jing is strong, and I have ignored what is Dazong Comment Network and what is a pit friend.

So I really want to know who this big man is, could it be that the president of which country has come to eat the black donkey hooves, bah, and red date dumplings in our store?

The god looked at me with a confused face and said sincerely, "Lord Blister, what is the president?"

Me: "......" I'm a cook, not a roe deer!

Later/after my witty consultation, the god/meridian took out his hand/machine, and showed me the comments on the big zongzi review network, and I don't know what kind of pirated website it is, the trademark is a moldy zongzi pattern, and the advertising banner on the homepage after opening it is a black/dark cemetery, which is full of graves, written in a few large white characters dripping blood - millennium pit friends, party to try!

Me: "......" It's enough to look at this aesthetic advertising strip, who will try it, it's really enough!

He helped me open the review of the restaurant, and I just glanced at it while he was looking for it, and I saw a lot of weird reviews.

For example, some people say that this restaurant is very good, first of all, the name is good, and I look very secure at first glance, which makes my young / female heart buried deep in the ground melt!

I thought about it, Shou Fu Lou, several people complained to me that it was like a shroud shop, but this person actually said that he had a sense of security?

The man finally found the comment, and it was written like this-

Discussant: Da Song Shu Wang, Taste: 5, Environment: 5, Service: 5

The dishes are good, I didn't see the boss himself, but the blistering people are also very cute, especially the Yuanyang breath is unexpectedly strong, it seems to be delicious, try it next time.

――The first food review website in the tomb circle of the big dumpling review network

Me: "......"

Otherwise, there don't seem to be any other cooks in this small restaurant, what the hell is Yuanyang, and it's delicious? Maybe what he said about delicious is the dish, right? But in this case, this person's language must have been taught by a sports veteran/teacher, and he can't make the most basic sentences, all of them are language diseases, and it looks like he should go back to the furnace and remake them.

I didn't take this seriously, after all, I was too busy, and I had to go to stir-fry, and I was so busy that I only wanted to raise my salary/salary.

After twelve o'clock that night, what is the big Song Shu King came again, still front and back, I think he may be surnamed Da, and then his mother's surname is Song, and now people are named like this, forming a compound surname called Da Song, and then the name is more domineering called Shu Wang, so why doesn't he simply call it Overlord Shampoo!

The king of Shu came to the small restaurant again, because I didn't think his beaters would sit down, so they sat at a small table for four people.

After Shu Wang sat down, he began to look at the menu, he himself is beautiful, I have said before, he is a male vixen, with a standard goose egg beauty/human face, when the eyelashes are slightly lowered and looking at the menu, the eyelashes are lightly/trembling/trembling, like a small black fan, flickering all the time, casting a small shadow, which is particularly obvious on his white/white cheeks, looking down along the small shadow, round/ The undulating lines are undulating and smooth, unusually gentle and gentle, and it looks like a delicate milk pudding that melts when touched.

The color of the man's lips is a little light, slightly pink/white, not pink, it looks a little ischemic, the man is tall, and he doesn't feel thin, I don't know why the lips are always bloodless.

King Shu seemed to feel that I was looking at him directly, so he quickly raised his eyes, and before I could retract my gaze, I happened to collide with King Shu.

King Shu's eyes were smiling, and his smile was like a spring breeze, with gentleness and warmth, his long hair was a little scattered, hanging lazily on the side of his face, squinting slightly and tilting his head, his voice was also unusually gentle, and said, "Is this king good-looking?"

Because I was caught "being a thief", I wittily replied, "It's not good-looking!"

King Shu: "......"

King Shu's eyes narrowed, his face instantly turned cold, and he "hummed" lightly, and the smile like a spring breeze on his face disappeared in an instant.

I realized it later, saying that people are not good-looking, isn't it a disguised scolding, so I cautiously added: "No...... Not ugly......"

King Shu: "......"

I clearly saw the beautiful man who had always been lazily squinting, his eyes twitched/twitched, as if he was angry with me, but I said it sincerely!

King Shu waved his hand and said, "You stupid, forget it, recommend some dishes." ”

I saw that his lips were bloodless, his face and hands were unusually white, and he felt a sense of ischemia, so I said, "Let's have a new pork liver today." ”

King Shu frowned his thin willow eyebrows, yes, willow eyebrows, his eyebrows were thin and curved, like distant mountains, and they were extremely delicate on his white/white face.

King Shu frowned and said, "This king doesn't eat water." ”

I said: "There is no peculiar smell, the processing is very clean, and it is fresh, I am very good at this dish, otherwise you can taste it, if there is a strange smell, I will give you a refund, your face is not bloody, pork liver replenishes blood." ”

When King Shu heard this, he was a little stunned for a moment, and then his smile returned to his face, and the smile was so beautiful that it was suffocating, others didn't know, because they all lowered their heads, looking very respectful, anyway, my heart beat under the smile of this male vixen, it was already about to soar to two hundred and five, it was so beautiful!

King Shu stared at me with a smile and said, "Oh, it turns out that you are caring about this king." ”

I blinked, thinking to myself what's so funny about this kind of thing? Could it be that this beautiful boy is lacking love? No wonder he looks like a middle school, maybe there is some shadow of childhood or something?

Just when I was figuring it out, King Shu smiled and said, "Okay, this king has ordered this dish." ”

In short, this beautiful boy named King Shu ordered a vegetable grind and chirped, I went in to stir-fry, and then brought it out, but this King Shu's beater/hand even took out a silver needle similar to the drug test in the TV series, and stabbed it on the pork liver I fried!

Me: "......"

Have you ever thought about how pig liver feels?

So I silently went into the back kitchen to continue stir-frying, and when the stir-fry was finished, almost all the guests outside were gone/gone, leaving only King Shu's table, still eating slowly.

King Shu's meal is simply elegant, the hand with chopsticks is white and thin, watching him pick up the vegetables always feels throat/itching, I think I may have a cold, otherwise looking at King Shu picks up vegetables, how can the throat be itchy and dry, and want to cough.

When King Shu saw me come out, he said, "Blister, sit." ”

I saw that there was nothing to do, and after a while, I was ready to proof, so I walked over and sat down, and said to myself, "I'm not called a blister." ”

King Shu looked at me with a sincere look of surprise, and said, "Do you still have a name?"

Me: "......" is not the old society/society, why can't the chef have a name?! Look down on the cook, I am the executive chef with a salary of 10,000 yuan a month!

King Shu smiled and said, "Can I ask your name?"

I said, "You haven't said what your name is." ”

As soon as I finished saying this, I saw the beaters/hands on the back of King Shu, looking up at me, all brushing, as if full of surprise, as if I was going to be cured of a terminal illness in the next moment!

King Shu also shook his head, laughed randomly, laughed very happily, his hair fell off, and then gently brushed his hair up with his white/white palm, and raised his eyelids at the same time, this action made me "grunt" and swallow another saliva, it's a standard vixen!

King Shu smiled and said, "You really have / meaning, my surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Fangzhi." 'Qi Liuyi and Jiechexi, Miscellaneous Du Heng and Fang Zhi'. ”

I don't seem to understand it, after all, I'm a cook, a rough man, and my language has been bad since I was a child, let alone classical Chinese, but this person's name is really good, and it's crepe, like others, it sounds beautiful.

Zhao Fangzhi smiled and said, "What about you, it's time to say your name, right?"

I said, "Lixi." ”

Soon it was half past two o'clock, the restaurant should close, Zhao Fangzhi also stood up to check out and prepare to leave, and said with a smile when leaving: "I bought a house next to it, and I live in this community, if I have time, can I invite you to be a guest?"

I thought to myself, rich people, isn't the community over there the community after the boss moved, all of them are duplex floors, and they are hundreds of square meters, there are no small apartments, and they are definitely rich people's gathering/gathering areas.

Zhao Fangzhi is a little bit of a second-year student except sometimes, but in fact, she is a good person, and she is good-looking, eye-catching, although I think I may not have any days off, but if I really have time, it is not bad to be a guest.

I smiled and said, "Okay." ”

Zhao Fangzhi chuckled lightly and said, "You're too stupid......"

As he spoke, he turned around and walked out, and whispered to himself, "Don't ......cry if you are eaten by me one day."

I thought I might have misheard, after all, he said it quietly, and then he babbled and walked away.

I tidied up the restaurant, took off the chef's clothes, and then prepared to close the door for proofing.

I walked out of the small restaurant and went to the rented house, in fact, it was in the community next to Zhao Fangzhi, across the street, but the opposite side was the rich area, this side is the old house, the old house is cheap to rent, anyway, I am alone, and I am a bachelor, I don't pay attention to this, just have a place to sleep.

I walked into the community, just walked to the door, suddenly felt a voice in my back, looked back, it was a person wrapped / in a big robe, I really wondered, this year in the summer, how popular to wrap / in a big robe, wrapped from head to tail, not exposed at all, look mysterious.

I quickened my pace, but the person also quickened my pace, I thought to myself that three watches in the middle of the night, it's not a money grab, right?!

But I can't, I'm five big and three coarse, who dares to rob me?

As a result, just as I was speeding up my pace to enter the community, the strange man behind me suddenly made a "clucking" sound in his throat, and shouted in the dark night, and the running sound of "dong dong dong" was like smashing the ground, and he rushed over quickly.

It felt like rabies, I quickly turned around, and when I turned around, I happened to see a magnified face, mom, that face was terrible, he must have some kind of skin disease, otherwise how could his face be rotten like that, and the eyeballs were as small as small black beans, the nose was also collapsed, and there was a smell of garbage on his body, and I don't know which garbage dump he ran out of.

Although the appearance is given by the parents, this can't be forced, it's absolutely wrong to judge people by their appearance, but I really can't bear it, I look like this and have a skin disease, so I stay at home at night! It's really scary to run out so late, and a person like me who is strong will be scared half to death!

"Knock !!" a loud noise, as if the mountain had fallen, I was knocked to the ground by the strange person with skin disease, and the two of me rolled on the road, fortunately there was no car at this time, the road was quiet, otherwise I must have been hit by the car.

After the skin disease person knocked me down, he even yelled, and then suddenly lowered his head, I was nervous, didn't I, I finally met the "fox spirit", and I wanted to pounce on me in the middle of the night, or on the road, this setting was too unrestrained I couldn't accept it, the most important thing was that this vixen actually had a skin disease, it was terrible, I accepted it more/no/anymore/.

I stretched out my hand suddenly, my posture was so strong, I immediately held his head, who knew that the skin disease vixen was supported by me, immediately became angry, grabbed my hands randomly, "Wow!" grabbed my face and chin, and instantly the hot/spicy pain on my face was absolutely broken!

I can't do it, the skin disease vixen has to lower his head again, I think he may not be trying to kiss me, he is trying to bite me!

Just when I realized this, I suddenly heard a loud roar of "clucking", and it was a little miserable, and the skin-diseased vixen actually flew up and threw it backwards, "Bang!!" and fell to the ground with a bang.

The vixen was about to rush up and pounce, but I saw a figure suddenly slowly come out from the side, and then stood in front of me, he was tall, tall, wearing an expensive cardigan, wearing a big red wrench on his hand, he was carrying me, I couldn't see his expression, but I could recognize it, it was Zhao Fangzhi!

Zhao Fangzhi's tone was very low, not like the usual spring breeze voice, her voice was low and hoarse, as if it still contained / anger, and said gloomily: "Get out, he is mine." ”

I didn't have time to hear what he said, but I could only rejoice that the skin-sick vixen immediately turned around and ran away as if he were running for his life.

I fell to the ground in fright, covering my face, it was almost painful, Zhao Fangzhi only turned around at this time, her face was very indifferent, with anger, and her tone was not good, and said: "Three watches in the middle of the night, what are you dangling outside, I don't know if Yuanyang is too heavy on my body, do you want to be eaten by wild ghosts?"

Me: "......" in the middle of the night, I will go home! Walking in a straight line, the conscience of heaven and earth, not shaking!

But I think my face may be a little swollen, and when I want to speak, I have a big tongue/head.

Zhao Fangzhi looked down at me, sighed helplessly, reached out and pulled me up from the ground, and said, "The wound on your face has corpse poison, come with me, you have to shave your beard, and then put some medicine." ”

Beard!

My beard is my life/root, because I am a cook, I don't have a lot of beard, but it took a long time to grow this kind of beard that is dense on the face, because many mature/female people say that bearded men are the sexiest/sexy, so I kept it for a long time, and now I have to shave my beard.

I don't know if the vixen with a skin disease is too dirty on his hands, or if his skin disease is going to be transmitted to me, anyway, the wound is very painful, obviously it is just a scratch, in case I also have a skin disease, I haven't married a wife yet!

Zhao Fangzhi took me into the community, and then / into a very tall building, on the elevator, to the door of Zhao Fangzhi's house, his house is too luxurious, sure enough, it is a duplex, and after opening the door, I found that it was a classical decoration, which looked antique.

There is no one at home, and it is very cold, the summer is full of air conditioning, Zhao Fangzhi said: "Over there, I shaved my beard in front of the mirror, and I will disinfect you when I get it done, there is corpse poison on your wound, be careful when shaving." ”

I was miserable in my heart, I had left my life for so long/The root wanted me to shave, I went into the bathroom, the bathroom was too luxurious, there was a bath/room in it, and when I admired the toilet of the local tyrant, I began to shave slowly.

When I was almost scraped, Zhao Fangzhi also walked in, he was holding a small medicine box in his hand, and the first time he walked in, he showed a somewhat surprised expression, looking me up and down, as if it was the first time that I looked at it, the feeling of monitoring the light, as if I wanted to look at my internal organs clearly.

Zhao Fangzhi smiled and said, "What is your age?"

I thought for a moment and said, "Thirty-nine." ”

Zhao Fangzhi said: "The owner of the restaurant calls you Lord/Master?"

I said, "Should I call him uncle?" It may be that the beard is older, after all, I can't see my face, and the boss is used to being called, and I have replaced the name, and it is very kind to call the eldest / master.

Thirty-nine years old, I'm not married at my age, I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm really an uncle, and it's already in the ranks that no one wants.

Zhao Fangzhi walked over, took the medicine from the medicine box, and then pulled me into the bath/room inside, his palms were so cold, I don't know why it was so cold, it seemed that there was no temperature at all.

Zhao Fangzhi suddenly turned on the shower's nozzle, "poof-" sound, startled me, hot water sprayed directly out, poured me all over, I haven't taken off my clothes yet, my clothes are all wet!

I shouted and said, "What are you doing!"

Zhao Fangzhi's body was also wet/soaked, but very indifferent, the white/white palm gently stroked my face twice, helped me wipe off the stubble on my face, and said, "Wash it for you, it's all beard stubble, and then apply medicine." ”

I said, "I haven't taken off my clothes yet!

Zhao Fangzhi chuckled lightly and said, "Huh, then you take it off now." ”

Me: "......" why did he think his smile was deep? Delusion......

I took off my clothes, which was actually a short-sleeved vest, and then looked at the wet/see-through pants, and then at Zhao Fangzhi's searchlight-like eyes, and instantly I was embarrassed to take off my pants, so I let the wet/wet/wet pants stick to myself, trying to ignore the uncomfortable feeling.

Zhao Fangzhi's movements were very light, and I was given medicine on my face, the two of us were very close, after all, I had to take medicine, this was a fine job, Zhao Fangzhi floated to my nose with a faint smell of incense, and my throat began to have symptoms of a cold again, dry and itchy, I wanted to cough, and it was a little difficult to swallow......

"Alright. ”

I was also relieved as Zhao Fangzhi's action of taking medicine stopped, after all, we were too close, and I was a little embarrassed.

As a result, Zhao Fangzhi threw the medicine box aside with a "bang", and suddenly began to take off his clothes, as soon as his cardigan was taken off/down, I felt that my eyes were going to be flashed lame in an instant!

Zhao Fangzhi is tall, his shoulders are very broad, his collarbone is obvious, and the muscles on his arms are bulging/rising, although they are bulging/rising, they do not appear tangled, but have a beautiful sense of line, the pectoral muscles are not small, the abdominal muscles are smooth, and the mermaid line is instantly exposed as the pants slide down!

Me: "......"

"Goo!" I swallowed and watched Zhao Fangzhi take off her underwear......

I said slowly, "You...... Are you going to take a shower?"

Zhao Fangzhi untied her long hair, and her long black hair fell down, like a pure black silk background cloth, setting off Zhao Fangzhi's tall and smooth, full of strength and wild white/white body/body, which seemed to be a beautiful painting.

Zhao Fangzhi walked over with a smile and said, "No,/you." ”

I didn't hear clearly, after all, who would say that kind of thing like him, Zhao Fangzhi's cold hand suddenly grabbed / grabbed my pants and took them down, I was startled, and only then did I realize what the two words he just said were!

I hurriedly said, "Wait, wait, Mr. Zhao, my ...... I like women, I'm not ......."

Before I finished speaking, Zhao Fangzhi raised her eyebrows and motioned me to look down, God, I suddenly wanted to jump into the river, or jump off the building, because I just said that I like women, but I actually saluted below, it was a slap in the face!

Zhao Fangzhi walked over, grabbed my hand with a cold hand, then lowered her head, sniffed lightly on my neck, and said, "It's so fragrant, can you smell it yourself......?"

I felt that Zhao Fangzhi's hair was swept around my neck, it was cold and silky, and my scalp was numb, but I kept saluting, my throat was dry and hoarse, and I could hardly speak, but I definitely have no taste on my body, if it is fragrant, Zhao Fangzhi is fragrant.

Zhao Fangzhi lowered her head with a smile, opened/opened his pink/white lips, made a with/bite motion, gently rubbed my lips, and I suddenly felt numb in the back of my scalp, this is the first kiss I have kept for thirty-nine years!

Zhao Fangzhi smiled and said, "Is this king good-looking?

Coquette......

My mind instantly went wooden, and sure enough, this man was a vixen!

I nodded involuntarily and stumbled, "But but...... But I'm thirty-nine, let's ...... Let's ......"

How do you know that Zhao Fangzhi suddenly laughed and said, "Yes, isn't the age difference very good?"

I was held in my arms by Zhao Fangzhi, kissed dizzy, his mouth was cold and silky, which seemed to relieve the heat on my body, and I thought in a daze, is it possible that a beautiful boy likes an older uncle now, so don't I make money?

I heard Zhao Fangzhi chuckle and say, "After all...... I'm over a thousand years old. ”