Volume 1 The Great Escape Chapter 4 Wang Xinnan

"Phew"

Qin Lang was holding a bunch of miscellaneous things defenselessly, and his brain hit the thick and strong electric pole outside the door, and suddenly the sky swirled, if he hadn't accidentally bit his tongue, it was estimated that eighty percent would have fainted.

On the electric pole, you can vaguely see a few small advertisements posted on it, what "many years of old military doctors, a needle is effective, never recurring", "apply for a certificate XXXX", "Miss Bao door-to-door service", "professional sewer dredging" and so on.

Qin Lang trembled and stood up slowly with the electric pole like a dying old man, touching the green bag on his head that was the size of an egg and a little broken, and his heart was full of fire! M, this zombie didn't hurt himself in the slightest, but was lost half of his life by his snakeskin teammates!

Fortunately, the glasses are only seriously deformed and have some mottony, but they are not damaged and can be used improvised.

"Wow! What is the whole thing about you, kid? It can't be a hit with an electric pole, is it? Ha ha... Young man, you're not short-sighted, you're completely blind!" Just when Qin Lang was hesitating whether to get some liquor and rub it before putting a band-aid, Feng Debiao grabbed a bag of durian and jumped out of the supermarket, and glanced at Qin Lang, who looked like an alien, his face that was originally quite serious at first was instantly distorted, and then he crossed his waist and laughed.

You see, some people are so cheap that they are out of control! Trapping their teammates, not only did they not have a trace of guilt on their faces, but they even gloated! As if the whole thing had nothing to do with him, Qin Lang really didn't know why there were so many people in the world who didn't want Bilian.

Isn't he afraid of being struck by lightning?

However, what Qin Lang couldn't figure out the most was - what was this cargo doing with a sack of durian?

"Young man, does it hurt?" Feng Debiao asked with a gloating smile on the corner of his mouth, and a look of "concern".

Isn't this nonsense? Egg-sized green buns, and some broken skin, can it not hurt?

Qin Lang covered his forehead with his left hand, nodded with a calm face and did not speak.

"Why don't you give you some wine and rub it first?" Feng Debiao grinned, with a cheap look on his face, and reminded with "kindness" in his mouth.

"Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt!"

"Come on!"

"Shhhhh Oops! What are you ... ”

Qin Lang's legs stretched straight, his mouth opened wide like a dead fish, his back was soaked with sweat instantly, and he couldn't speak for a long time. At this time, Qin Lang remembered that in the movie "Mermaid", Luo Zhixiang said such a sentence: "Alcohol can detoxify, but it can't relieve the hatred in my heart!"

"Oh, the pain is a little bit of pain, you say you're a big man, what can this pain be? Come, I'll give you some more of my ancestral green potion! Instantly reduce the swelling, and the effect is as fast as ever!"

While speaking, Feng Debiao had already taken out a bottle of green unknown liquid from his butt pocket, grabbed Qin Lang's collar, and was about to pour it on his head.

"Wait!" Qin Lang struggled away, looking at the liquid, he suddenly became vigilant, and said with a worried face: "You thing, are you sure it's useful?"

"What kind of international joke?" Feng Debiao said angrily, "My old Feng family ancestor practiced medicine, one of the top ten imperial doctors of Tang Taizong - Feng Cannon, you must have never heard of it, right? This thing has been passed down from generation to generation, and it is very precious! Who wants to take it out and waste it if there is no serious illness on weekdays? My grandfather said that it is only for people who have a relationship, and Brother Biao is just to fall in love with you, so he gave you this treatment, don't you believe it?" Tell you secretly, Tang Taizong's flower willow was cured by my ancestors, otherwise where do you think the death-free gold medal in my house came from? Do you want it? I can put it away!"

"This... It doesn't hurt, right?" said Qin Lang suspiciously.

Feng Debiao smiled: "This really doesn't hurt. ”

"That... Some?"

"Come on, come on!"

"Oops... it... it... Ah.... ”

At the moment when Feng Debiao unscrewed the cap of the bottle, Qin Lang had already regretted it, and he couldn't be more familiar with the violent pungent smell - what kind of ancestral green potion was this?

Hunting geese all day long, but being pecked by the geese! Qin Lang remembered that he sold wind oil essence to treat syphilis and poison to others last year, this may be the legendary retribution!

M's, wait for Lao Tzu!

Looking at Feng Debiao, who was smiling forward and backwards like a mentally retarded person, Qin Lang secretly kept this account in his heart. There is a way that a gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back.

"Let's go, the zombie seems to be temporarily stuck, let's go into the bureau first. ”

Once bitten by a snake, he was afraid of the well rope for ten years, and every time he mentioned the word police station, Qin Lang felt a pain in the egg, let alone walked in.

"Lang! Brother Biao can tell you, this place is just like my home, you Brother Biao and I come here to hang out if I have anything to do, who in this bureau can not know me! Even the director here is my buddy. I know exactly where they put their things, I can tell you... Huh?"

However, at this time, the police station is completely unrecognizable in its original appearance, the entire police station has become a waste area, countless vines dance in the air, and occasionally two surviving zombies wander aimlessly in the waste area, but once they encounter the death vine, they will immediately turn into their nutrients.

I have to say that the appearance of this vine has also helped Qin Lang intentionally or unintentionally, since this thing appeared in less than half an hour now, there are not a few zombies who have been turned into nutrients by them, but this thing is too destructive, so people don't dare to approach at all.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Feng Debiao couldn't help jumping up and scolding: "Wow? This is because you know that we are coming, or what, and you specially demolished the police station? ”

Feng Debiao turned his head and said to Qin Lang: "Lang, try your burning and burning flasks, are they useful for these birds." M's, dare to stand in the way of your brother's wealth, I'm impatient!"

Without Feng Debiao's reminder, Qin Lang had already picked up a bottle from the ground that had not broken the second pot, unscrewed the lid, tore off half of the sleeve to block the mouth of the bottle, and then turned the bottle upside down to soak the cloth strips, and then lit it with a lighter.

"Give it to me, and let Brother Biao show it to you. ”

Feng Debiao snatched the burning flask in Qin Lang's hand, screamed strangely, and threw the burning flask towards a vine not far away.

"Phew"

The flask smashed on the vine and immediately exploded, and then there was a "boom", and a half-human-high flame burst out in an instant! I don't know if it was an illusion or what, Qin Lang faintly heard a burst of "sizzle", like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter. I couldn't help but be shocked, could it be that this vine really had life? But the power of this burning flask was obviously a little unsatisfactory, the flame quickly disappeared, and the vine was still alive and well.

"Why don't we go? You see that this police station is broken like this, even if there are good things, it is estimated that they will be buried, we are still in a hurry, we can't dig here, right?"

Qin Lang's head was hit hard, he was a little drowsy, and he was a little uninterested in anything.

"Believe me, follow your brother Biao, there will definitely be meat to eat!"

Feng Debiao has a characteristic, that is, he is unwilling to suffer. Since you're here, you have to take something with you. If there are no guns and ammunition, then pick up two batons, touch two helmets and vests or something, if there is none, even if it is half a brick, he will forcibly take it away.

"No, don't you think it's too bad?"

Qin Lang pointed to the vines not far away a little speechlessly, and then looked at the supermarket behind him, yes! I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it! In just a while, the mutated zombie that was stuck in the supermarket had already come out, and the rotten face on his head that was dripping with blood and half was missing, and he showed himself an evil smile that made people sick.

"Oh yes, it's this time, what are you still inking on, go away! I don't want to fight that guy in the back. ”

"Our things are still on the ground!" Qin Lang pointed to the materials scattered all over the place with an anxious face, and said unwillingly.

"Who made you such a bad kid? You see, it's a trivial matter if someone hits him, but he didn't die anyway, and the supplies are everywhere! In this way, let's not panic first, this guy shouldn't be interested in those things, let's touch the gun in a while, and it's not too late to come back and clean it up!"

Feng Debiao naturally found the mutated zombie behind him, and now there are only two choices in front of them, the first is to turn his head and go back to fight with the big guy, there is no reward for winning, and if he loses, he has to leave his life behind;

The two of them were cautious, walking on thin ice and shuttling through the gaps in the vines, not even daring to make a sound, and even the back of the head was hit by a stone, Qin Lang had to swallow his anger and cover his mouth without saying a word.

Fortunately, the mutated zombie didn't follow, and it didn't seem to dare to provoke this strange vine easily, so it simply sat on the ground, picked up half of the corpse that I didn't know where it came from, and gnawed it.

There was no danger of passing through a vine area, and came to the police station in a ruined area, Qin Lang followed Feng Debiao to pull all kinds of garbage, and occasionally encountered a zombie that was not yet dead and had to make up two bricks, and searched for half a circle, except for a teacup that had been deformed, and was not found at all.

"Huh, there seems to be someone moving there, Lang, you go over and take a look, maybe you'll be lucky enough to pick up a daughter-in-law or something, haha! You kid, you look like a single old dick, hurry, Brother Biao will give you the opportunity to save the beauty of the hero!" Just when Feng Debiao picked up a few bricks to recharge the number and was about to leave, he inadvertently noticed that there seemed to be movement in a corner not far away, and immediately patted Qin Lang on the shoulder and joked.

Go to Nima's single old dick! You are especially a single old dick, your whole family is a single old dick! Holding the brick and walking lightly towards the corner, Qin Lang coughed and asked, and a ghost came out of his mouth: "What are you doing!"

At this time, Qin Lang suddenly remembered a famous sentence of Xianglin's sister-in-law: "I'm so stupid, really." ”

"Phew"

Sure enough, Qin Lang quickly paid the price for his words, what he never expected was that what he answered was actually a crisp gunshot! Where could Qin Lang react, he was shot while standing upright!

However, this time Qin Lang's luck was so good that it was bursting, the bullet just grazed the edge of the egg in his crotch and flew by! Although it didn't cause him any real damage, the hot pain after being scratched made Qin Lang almost urinate in his crotch.

Nima! Is this the hatred of killing his father or the hatred of taking his wife? Without saying a word, he directly straightened his crotch! Qin Lang almost became the last eunuch in Huaxia.

"Yo! It seems that there are really living people! Waves, save people!"

Feng Debiao reacted immediately, hurriedly stepped forward, pushed away the stone pressing on the man's body, and looked at it, hey!

The black professional skirt, the waist of the short skirt is narrow, wrapping her tight round buttocks tightly, the upper body is a thin sky blue professional shirt, I don't know if the chest is too big or because of an accident, the neckline is very open, revealing a large piece of white skin and a charming ravine sandwiched between two high mountains, the police hat on the head has long been gone, although a little gray face, but this has no effect on her delicate facial features, at this time she looks more flavorful with her hair scattered.

Tsk, look at this figure, convex and backward, almost comparable to his lover, this face, well, compared to his own Xiaoxiao, it is still a little bit worse, after all, Xiaoxiao is his own daughter, inherited his own genes, no one can compare. At least, this is the most beautiful policewoman I have ever seen! Especially the breasts! It's perfect! Feng Debiao thought to himself.

"Just... Where did the devil just go?" The policewoman asked weakly as she was a little dizzy.

"Devil, what devil?" Feng Debiao was confused, looking around, where are there other people in the three of them, let alone devils? Of course, he naturally didn't know, just what Qin Lang said just now, the policewoman classified him as a devil in the Japanese country.

The policewoman slowly stood up under Feng Debiao's support, and when she saw clearly the man not far away who was like a roe deer pestle, and the crotch of his pants was pierced by her own bullet, she couldn't help frowning, as if she remembered something, and then raised her gun at Qin Lang again, and shouted: "It's you?"

Qin Lang reflexively raised his hands and shouted, "It's not me!"