"Feel free to do it, I did it. ”

Li Mu doesn't like to force girls to drink, but he doesn't have any objection to girls drinking properly, so he said casually and dried up the wine in one gulp.

Zhao Ziqiu smiled slightly, raised his head and drank the wine.

"Cold, be careful of hurting your stomach. Li Mu kindly reminded.

Zhao Ziqiu looked at Li Mu with interest and asked, "Why were you careless?"

Li Mu smiled indifferently: "I'm a man." ”

Zhao Ziqiu pouted and said, "What's wrong with men? Isn't this kind of thing about drinking cold still equal between men and women?"

Li Mu saw that Zhao Ziqiu rolled his eyes, and felt that this long-legged beauty still had a bit of character, so he whispered: "I'm thinking about you, men don't have 'good friends'." ”

Li Mu had a girlfriend in his last life, he usually likes to eat all kinds of cold, ice cream, ice cream is never stopped, and he has to be iced when he goes out to eat and drink in winter, but the price is also very large.

It was also at that time that Li Mu knew that it was basic common sense that women should not eat cold things and drink cold drinks during their menstrual period, and in order not to aggravate the degree of menstrual cramps, even at other times, they should try to avoid cold.

As soon as Zhao Ziqiu heard Li Mu say the word 'good friend', she immediately became a little embarrassed, there are many ways for girls to call menstruation, menstruation, aunt, good friend, etc., so she naturally knows the meaning of Li Mu's words, although she knows that the other party has good intentions, but a boy mentions 'good friend' to herself, which still makes her a little uncomfortable.

Li Yawei on the side didn't hear the first half of the conversation between the two, only vaguely heard Li Mu say that he had no good friends, and he was a little dazed when he was drunk, he immediately put his face on his face, grabbed Li Mu's neck, and said loudly: "Li Mu, how can you say that you don't have a good friend! I, Li Yawei, am your good friend! There are also the other four brothers in our 606 dormitory, although we have just met, but after all, we will live together for four years in the future, so everyone is your good friend!"

Li Mu felt that his face was already full of black lines, Zhao Ziqiu was also smiling, and the goddess covered her mouth and smiled, causing the hearts of other people in the same bed to ripple, and they all looked stupid.

Everyone was asking what Zhao Ziqiu was laughing at, Zhao Ziqiu's eyes wandered on Li Mu for a moment, and then he said, "Li Mu secretly told me a joke just now......

606 The five people looked at Li Mu, their eyes were full of envy, Li Mu didn't talk much, and his flirting skills were simply amazing, and they didn't see how he spoke, so they turned the goddess-level Zhao Ziqiu's pretty face red.

A few other girls instigated and said, "Li Mu, what joke did you tell Ziqiu, tell us about it too!"

Li Mu glanced at Zhao Ziqiu, although there was no blame in his eyes, but Zhao Ziqiu still secretly stuck out his tongue with a weak heart.

Li Mu was helpless, so he smiled at everyone, and suddenly searched for countless jokes in his mind, selected one, and said to a few people:

A young man asked the Zen master in the monastery: Master, I have goals, opinions, self-motivation, honesty, integrity and talent, why can't I find a partner until now?

After hearing this, the Zen master took him to the courtyard without saying a word, where several plum trees were silently exuding their fragrance.

The young man was very inspired after reading it, and said movingly: The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold... Master, do you want to tell me that if you keep working hard, you can get what you want? The master shook his head: Mei Qian (no money) What kind of fart are you talking about. ”

As soon as Li Mu's joke came out, ten of the other eleven people at the dinner table looked at each other, only Zhao Ziqiu laughed out loud all of a sudden: "Haha, Mei Qian... How can there be such a bad Zen master!"

Several other people were surprised, and Han Xiaoxiao couldn't help but ask, "Ziqiu, is it that I didn't understand or what?"

Zhao Ziqiu giggled for a long time, and after calming down, he said to Han Xiaoxiao and the others: "It's the plum blossom in front of the plum blossom, and it's a homonym for no money." ”

As soon as Zhao Ziqiu's words came out, everyone suddenly realized, originally thought that it would be a story of a Zen master using philosophy to inspire him, but he didn't expect that the Zen master would be so unreliable, and he thought about it again in his mind, and immediately nodded with a smile.

Li Mu himself shook his head and said, "It seems that this joke is still not suitable for dictation. ”

Zhao Ziqiu smiled slightly: "I don't blame you, the main thing is that they didn't react, I think it's good." ”

The party of the boys and girls lasted until nine o'clock in the evening, and a few boys in the 606 dormitory drank and shouted that they wanted to go to KTV to sing, but a few girls in the Yanda girls' dormitory said that they would get up early in the morning, and the opening ceremony of the military training camp of Yanda was scheduled for seven o'clock tomorrow morning.

The boys of the 606 dormitory carried forward their style and sent six girls all the way to the downstairs of the dormitory, Li Yawei and Han Xiaoxiao hugged and kissed goodbye, Li Yawei said in an extremely sensual tone: "Baby daughter-in-law, I will miss you and send you a text message at night." ”

Han Xiaoxiao chuckled: "If it's okay, it's okay to call the dormitory, it's cheap." ”

The other ten people looked at this pair hugging each other and couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, Sun Jian, the boss of the 606 dormitory, seemed to be chatting with a short-haired girl in Han Xiaoxiao's bedroom tonight, and was exchanging mobile phone numbers and QQ numbers with the girl at the moment.

Hu Zhengdao chatted with a girl, but what was more embarrassing was that he didn't have a mobile phone, and he was embarrassed to ask someone for a mobile phone number.

Only Li Mu and Liu Nian rarely spoke, Liu Nian had been sitting there in a daze, and it could be seen that he was still a little unaccustomed to this kind of occasion, and he was a little shy in front of several girls, while Li Mu had been standing next to him with a low head message, Chen Wan sent a message asking him what he had done today, and Li Mu was reporting truthfully.

"Li Mu, where is my girlfriend Cha Gang?" Zhao Ziqiu saw that Li Mu had been lowering his head and fiddling with his mobile phone, so he asked curiously.

Li Mu raised his head and replied casually: "My sister, I go to school in Shanghai. ”

Zhao Ziqiu nodded lightly, and said with a bit of heartiness: "Exchange a mobile phone number, if there are any good jokes in the future, you can send me any good jokes, let me be happy." ”

While Zhao Ziqiu was talking, looking at Li Mu's big eyes, Li Mu was surprised, could it be that Zhao Ziqiu had taken a fancy to himself? It doesn't seem to be very reasonable, although he looks worthy of the audience, but Zhao Ziqiu, a goddess with long legs and big breasts, should have seen countless handsome men, and he probably can't even rank in the middle and upper class, right?

However, although Li Mu was surprised, he still exchanged his mobile phone number with Zhao Ziqiu very happily.

When Li Yawei and Han Xiaoxiao were tired and crooked, the six people of the 606 dormitory began to walk back, and on the way, Sun Jian looked at Li Mu with envy and said, "Li Mu, that Zhao Ziqiu seems to be interesting to you!"

Xue Jianfeng took out a cigarette, handed one to Sun Jian and Li Mu respectively, and said, "I also think she is interested in Li Mu, and she has been chasing Li Mu to chat tonight." ”

Li Yawei said with a smile: "Li Mu, why don't I go back and ask my daughter-in-law to help you ask Zhao Ziqiu, if she is really interested in you, you should hurry up and pursue her, a girl like Zhao Ziqiu, I don't know how many men surround her like flies after military training!"

When the new students enroll, the other seniors have not yet started classes, and everyone wears green military uniforms and green military hats during military training, and no matter how beautiful the beauties are, they will also be discounted, once the military training is over, the freshman girls who get rid of the shackles will generally double their dresses to make up for themselves, and there will be a large number of beautifully dressed freshmen in the school competing for beauty, and the seniors will also flock to the school like wild dogs who have been hungry for many years.

Under normal circumstances, freshman boys will suffer more, because they have just entered the school, and they have not had time to get familiar with the new roommates, new schools, and new environments, so they can't care about attacking the beauties of the same class, and when they react, the girls around them have been harvested by the seniors above the sophomore for several rounds, so they can only hold back their strength, and wait for the next year to become seniors, and then go to the freshmen to grab the girl, so a vicious circle is formed.

Li Yawei's advice to Li Mu is based on such college conventions, for a goddess-level beauty like Zhao Ziqiu, you must start first, and if you hesitate, you may be cut off by others.

Li Mu smiled and asked, "She just said a few more words to me at this dinner, which means that she is interested in me?"

Li Yawei asked: "Doesn't this still represent?"

Li Mu shook his head helplessly: "Please, it's the first time we met, we just said a few more words, it's nothing, can we stop being so self-conscious?"

Xue Jianfeng instigated: "Oh, you try it, if you don't succeed, there will be no loss, if it really happens, if you can fall in love with such a superb beauty, you will basically have no regrets in four years of college!"

Li Mu waved his hand unexpectedly: "But I don't want to fall in love for the time being, let's talk about it later." ”

"Damn!" Li Yawei asked in surprise: "I don't want to fall in love in college, what do you want to do?"

Li Mu said casually: "I want to do too much, take your time." ”

"Damn!"

Unexpectedly, Li Mu's heartfelt truth, in exchange for the middle finger stretched out by the other five people together, in their opinion, even if Zhao Ziqiu only has a slight affection for Li Mu, Li Mu should also catch it and pursue it desperately, such inaction is simply a tyrannical thing.