Well, it doesn't seem right, you are a son-in-law, and Lao Tzu is a father-in-law, so you should be ashamed to ask. It still doesn't seem right, how can I call it shameless? It should be right for two people to have my teacher, and it's not right, if it's a threesome, there must be my teacher.

It doesn't matter if he is a two-person or a three-person, he must have my teacher, Lao Tzu is your father-in-law, and Lao Tzu is your teacher.

It's good to be a father-in-law, and the initiative is always firmly in your own hands.

Since you kid took the initiative to pay the bill and was humble and studious, then Lao Tzu will teach you.

Ji Anbang said: "What do you want me to teach you, be specific." ”

Zhou Yunyang said: "I think Wan Lian is gentle with me. ”

asked Lao Tzu to teach this question, Ji Anbang rolled his eyes and Zhou Yunyang: "You stay with the girl all day long!"

"Stay together all day long?" Zhou Yunyang asked, so he was puzzled.

"yes, you won't be fat if you stay together. ”

"Why?"

Ji Anbang was stunned, Lao Tzu knew why, but Lao Tzu was embarrassed to open his mouth and said? Lao Tzu's daughter, Lao Tzu has the face to teach you to lose weight on Lao Tzu's daughter's body.

Nima's advanced lung cancer is well treated, do you still need to be taught to do these things?

The sage said that doing these things is inherent.

You kid, you just don't listen to the words of the sage, so you don't know how to show your strength in Lao Tzu's daughter.

Ji Anbang hates in his heart, just by virtue of the girl's appearance, you stay with the girl all day long, and you have to work harder, you don't say that Nima is a natural ploughing material, try to plow the land for Lao Tzu all day long, don't say that you are fat, not as thin as firewood, the girl is sorry for you.

"I'm a young owner, how can I stay with Miss Three all day long? Besides, Miss Three is the owner, she stays with me, who will deal with so many things in the Ji family. Zhou Yunyang said, so it was inappropriate to make an expression.

"There is Lao Tzu in housework, Lao Tzu is responsible for doing the housework properly, and the girl is happy. Ji Anbang hurriedly said.

Zhou Yunyang thought about it, shook his head and said: "It's not proper, my uncle is blessed, the owner is working, and the blessed, hard-working, and unfulfilled responsibilities of work, how can there be such a reason in the world." ”

Ji Anbang is now sleeping and wants to take the owner over, but the kid is very vigilant, when it comes to the girl's owner, the needle can't be inserted and the water can't be splashed.

He glanced at Zhou Yunyang and said, "You deserve to be fat, don't say that Lao Tzu didn't teach you!"

"Alas, bear's paws and fish can't have both, now I understand. Zhou Yunyang made a sudden realization.

"What do you know?" asked Ji Anbang angrily.

"My wife is busy all day long, and she can't accompany her husband, and her husband is fat. Zhou Yunyang said in a light tone, "If you want to solve the problem of her husband's body being fat, you will divorce your wife, and won't it be solved if you find a new wife?"

"Dare!" Ji Anbang slapped the table.

"Go through the legal process, who dares to stop it. Zhou Yunyang looked unfazed.

Speaking of which, Zhou Yunyang went through the legal process to divorce, what can the wealthy family do, and they still have to abide by the laws of the country.

Ji Anbang saw that he couldn't suppress Zhou Yunyang with his father-in-law's shelf, so he didn't have a move, so he picked up his wine glass: "Don't talk about trivial matters, the two of you drink!"

"Okay, drink. Zhou Yunyang picked up the cup.

The two clinked glasses, but they were not polite, and drank them all.

The two of you salute me, after three rounds of wine, and ten rounds after a while.

Ji Anbang said: "Virtuous son-in-law, look at the cancer cells in your father-in-law's body......"

Zhou Yunyang coaxed: "As long as there is a son-in-law, what can the cancer cells do, they must retreat!"

Ji Anbang had a frustrated expression on his face: "Retreat, also retreat in my body, how do I think, cancer cells are not like retreating, to a bit like a strategic shift? One morning, taking advantage of the virtuous son-in-law's inattention, they suddenly attacked, the virtuous son-in-law was caught off guard, and in the end, Lao Tzu died heroically?"

"It's okay, it's okay. Zhou Yunyang looked numb, "The son-in-law installed monitoring equipment on the father-in-law's body, as long as the cancer cells dared to attack, the son-in-law would attack in time and beat him to see if he dared to toss in his father-in-law's body." ”

"That's the way to go. ”

As soon as Ji Anbang's words fell, he suddenly realized that the solution was the way, but the disadvantages could not be ignored, for example, installing monitoring equipment on the body, Lao Tzu made love to his wife and concubine, didn't the kid see it all?

Besides, Lao Tzu went to rob people's girls, go to bathing centers, and entertainment centers, how could these things be seen by the kid.

What's more, if the kid learns from himself, won't the girl be a widow?

The girl is widowed, without the nourishment of a man, even if she is the owner, what is the point.

The reason why those female emperors summoned the first to enter the palace was, to put it bluntly, to solve personal problems.

The sage said that food and sex, too.

It's all sexuality, and I don't know what day it is.

"No, no, no, you put the monitoring equipment on my body, I don't feel comfortable. Ji Anbang resolutely objected.

Zhou Yunyang said: "As long as you don't do bad things, what does it matter if others see what you do." ”

Ji Anbang said in his heart, "Can Lao Tzu's life be said to be a bad thing? Why don't you make public what your kid did to the girl?"

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but raise his hand and slap himself in the ear, how could he think of the girl and the boy doing that, he is the old man who kissed the girl, how can he think about this.

No matter how dirty Lao Tzu's thoughts are, he can definitely think of the girl.

"Dad, why did you slap yourself!" Zhou Yunyang looked at Ji Anbang in a daze and asked.

"Mosquitoes, mosquitoes bite Lao Tzu's face. Ji Anbang's mind reacted quickly, "The mosquitoes of Ma Mai Pi bit Lao Tzu's face so itchy." ”

Zhou Yun stared at Ji Anbang's face: "Why didn't I see mosquitoes?"

Is there such a staring and staring, staring and asking, are you kid deliberately playing tricks on Lao Tzu?

Saying this in his heart, Ji Anbang pointed to the corner of the wall: "Isn't that a mosquito? I didn't fight it, and flew over there." ”

Zhou Yunyang looked over and concentrated on looking for mosquitoes: "Where, where, why didn't I see it?"

"Mosquitoes are living creatures, still waiting for you to see, they have long flown without a shadow, you can't see it, and Lao Tzu can't see it now!" Ji Anbang felt that he couldn't take advantage of being with the kid, and he was still angry, it was simple.

"Drink and drink!" Ji Anbang raised his glass.

"Drink and drink!" Zhou Yunyang responded.

After two hours, one old and one young were very drunk.

Zhou Yun's mobile phone rang, and he picked it up and said, "Who?"

The third lady knew that Zhou Yunyang was drunk when she heard the voice, and she said angrily: "I didn't expect you to be as good as your father, and you are greedy for wine, ignoring business, and Dr. Bao said that if you check your father's body again, you can go through the discharge procedures and be discharged." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll be back with my dad. Zhou Yun stumbled his tongue and said.

"What's the girl's call?" asked Ji Anbang.

"Hmm!" replied Zhou Yunyang.

Ji Anbang looked at the phone and shouted loudly: "Girl, Lao Tzu is happy to give the virtuous son-in-law, he has nothing to talk about, he said that he likes you, and Lao Tzu will marry the girl to him!"

The third lady heard her father shouting on the phone: "Did you pour your father wine?"