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in the program.

Li Lidao: "The domestic cult film we introduce next is a war-themed series.

For these domestic dramas that ignore our country's nine-year compulsory education and desecrate our IQ, we are very fortunate that we can still maintain our sense of existence in IQ in the baptism of various thunder dramas, and ridicule them with disdain.

We don't know how Xu Erhang, the archery team of "Arrow on the String", suddenly broke out after being raped by 'lún', jumped into the air on the spot, put on his pants automatically, and single-handedly destroyed the enemy within tens of seconds.

What kind of huge energy have you just obtained, or as netizens said, your second line of Rendu has just been opened?

We also can't figure out how the characters in "'Kàng' Ri Wonder Man" disregard the anatomy of the human body and life sciences and tear the enemy in half with their bare hands.

We are also dumbfounded by the 'honey' shape and magical sofa in various war films such as "The Battle of the Nu River" and "Forward to the Artillery Fire".

We don't know what kind of fan-like group can make such a god-like thunder drama. And in particular, I want to say to them sincerely: dwarfing the enemy is often dwarfing oneself.

This kind of war film and television drama with no logic and no historical IQ collapse, facing a large audience of mentally and rational online, if they still want to continue to survive luckily in the market, there may be only one way to save them at present.

is to ask them to move the genre of film and television dramas from the theme of "war" to "youth idol" and "science fiction", so as to be realistic and deserve their name.

But at this moment, the war dramas on the market can rest assured, the theme of our episode is not to complain about them, but to introduce their ancestors!"

The barrage rolls in waves:

"Poof! Ancestor?"

"It's an insult to the eyes to watch this kind of garbage film!"

"I haven't heard Mr. Li complain for several issues, when will I be able to open an issue of [Tucao Bad Movie]?"

"As long as it's a film and television drama with this theme, no matter who shoots it, I'll skip it all!"

"With this theme, there are very few works such as "My Leader, My Group" and "Bright Sword" that can be satisfied. ”

"Who are their ancestors?"

……

The screen of the program is switched, which is an edit of "Hands Up".

Li Lidao: "The movie "Hands Up", we need to comment from two dimensions, if we treat it with a serious eye, this film is inferior, vulgar, mentally retarded, and worthless.

But its positioning is a spoof comedy, and we have to examine this film mainly from the perspective of examining comedy.

If you follow the standards of a pure comedy, it can only be said that this is a film that lowers its own posture to the dust, and its purpose is very pure, just to spoof and make people laugh.

For this reason, the enemy is mentally retarded, the story is not logical, and the intention is excessive, etc., these weaknesses do not care about the main creator of the movie at all.

This kind of spoof comedy has a certain scale of market, and it can indeed bring bursts of joy to the childhood of many audiences.

It's just that the happiness that this kind of spoof can cause, just like people watching a situation where a foul two-person turn, often turns around silently after laughing, and suddenly awakens to what is it that just made them laugh?!

What can make people laugh is not necessarily an excellent work, this film that obviously meets the standards of the three vulgarities, for many audiences, the perception of teenagers and the perception of twenties and thirties will be completely different, which is also the biggest embarrassment of spoof comedy.

After all, people will always grow up, and they won't stay in their teens forever.

"Hands Up" is just an excessation of anti-Japanese dramas, let's take a look at the originator of anti-Japanese dramas - "Human Milk Nest"!"

Barrage:

"Ah, isn't this a milking film?"

"Seeing that big bottle reminds me of my childhood memories!"

"This film is so thunderous, the school organized to watch it when I was a child. ”

"Ah, the school will organize you to watch this kind of film?"

……

In the program: "If everyone has a vague concept of cult films, then tell you that after watching this film, the concept of cult films is probably clear."

As the originator of war dramas and the culmination of cult films in the 80s, the film tells such a story: the mysterious devil's cave dairy field forced my country's women to become "cows", and heroic women fought back in anger and rage......

As the originator of the war drama, almost all the characteristics of the war drama can be found in the film, such as the exaggerated and cool costumes, such as the inexplicable fights, and the powerful brain-dead screenwriter behind the film.

This is the pioneering work of a war drama that can't be blown up in ancient times, carrying the banner of brain-dead and mentally handicapped war films, and formulating the production standards of war dramas in one fell swoop.

……”

Next, a large number of war series cult films were introduced to the audience in turn.

89 "Kanto Woman" is co-produced by Spring City Film Studio and Xiangjiang Tianhe, telling the magical story of a folk woman who kills the enemy in seconds, the film is full of violence, se, nudity 3dian, and close-up of blood-spraying shots.

But one of the most critical deleted scenes, Li Li did not introduce in the show, because it was really difficult to mention.

The original ending of "Kanto Woman" was that the people avenged the heroine, and collectively lún-"pointed" an island girl. This ending was removed at a later stage.

The film "Black Sun 731", filmed by director Mou Dundi in Spring City, is a film about the experiment of civilian living bacteria.

In other words, the manipulation of corpses in the film we see is all real.

The brutality of the abuse and killing in the play is disgusting.

Li Li: "Black Sun 731 was released in the mainland in 1989, but when it was released in Hong Kong, it was the first time that the classification system was implemented, and unfortunately it became the first three-ji film in Hong Kong.

Let's now review director Mou Dundi's resume and heavy taste.

"Dream of Red Mansions", "Saucer Immortal" and "Fighting Snakes" are all from the hands of this director, and the group performances of the stowaways in "Fighting Snakes" are basically real mainlanders who are smuggling. Sure enough, on the cult road of cult films, no one will succeed casually. ”

Next, after Li Li introduced war cult films such as "Killing Factory" to the audience, the show turned to the childhood shadow of many people - "Poison Kiss".

In the show, the movie footage of "Poison Kiss" just flashed, and netizens instantly fried the pot:

"I rub, my sad childhood memories!"

"It's because I've watched this film, as long as there was thunder and rain when I was a child, I was afraid that I would become a poisonous person. ”

"Solemnly announced, this film has five poisons and five thunders. ”

"This plot is simply terrifying, too scary, an absolute childhood nightmare!"

……

Li Li explained this childhood nightmare of many people:

""Poison Kiss", the publicity stunt is a gift to World Environment Day!

The film gathers a variety of elements such as thriller, horror, fantasy and even disgusting, telling the story of a child who has a highly toxic body in his body, and every time lightning grows, the toxicity also increases, and finally he is destroyed by lightning.

Viewers who have watched this film may still be haunted by many of the following plots after many years:

The father died violently at home with a mouth full of blood;

A boy putting his hand in the water can produce many bubbles;

When a child is in a thunderstorm, he grows in agony and tears out his clothes and cabinets;

When the temper is attacked, the teeth bulge, and the face is hideous and terrifying;

……

The film was released on New Year's Day in 1992, and the above plots are unheard of and unseen for many domestic audiences.

……

The film was rough in production, the main creator lacked experience, and the script was not mature, but it successfully shocked people's hearts!

Years later, many viewers only remember the truly terrifying plot of the horror, but forget the environmental theme behind it.

The use of absurd films to express environmental themes, the creator's imagination is bizarre, and the techniques are novel, which is worth encouraging.

……”

The show goes on non-stop, and one domestic cult film after another is introduced to the audience, such as:

In 1980, the first domestic science fiction feature film, "Death Light on Coral Island";

In 1986, the plot was whimsical, and the first nonsensical movie "Whimsy" in China was released!

In 1988, China's first perverted serial killer and black-eat-black-themed film, "Silver Snake Murder"!

In 1989, "Wenge" (please make up these two words) background horror film "Lonely Soul in the Black Building";

In 1990, "The Disappearance of the Atmosphere" starring Lu Liping and Ge You;

……

Netizens searched for resources while watching the show, and watched the Internet speed on the downloaded software, struggling at a snail speed of more than 10 kb and dozens of kb, and everyone was so anxious:

"Excuse me, have you found the resources of "Kanto Woman"?"

"I found it, there is this movie on Soyu Video. ”

"No, no, it's a cut version, who has the full version of the resources?"

"Who has a high-definition version of "Whimsical"? I will exchange "Lonely Soul in the Black Mansion" with him!"

"Sell scarce discs! You can't buy it for 99 yuan, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled!"

……

Today's episode of the show may be the most enthusiastic interaction between netizens, everyone is looking for resources while watching the show, and they all want to see those magical old films in the eighties and nineties, but most of the resources they find are deleted versions.

The strong curiosity of netizens was successfully aroused by Li Li, and the majority of netizens who were extremely curious tried their best to find the full version of the resource on the Internet in various ways.

It is in line with that truth: the more you can't find it, the more curious you are, the more you don't want to see it, the more you want to see it. Humans are inherently very curious animals.

When Li Li finally introduced a domestic cult film - "The Price of Madness", he was collectively besieged by netizens.

Because...... Because......

"The Price of Madness" has a five-minute full bath scene that flashes in the show clip, but is undoubtedly mosaiced.

Barrage protests:

"Despicable, isn't it?"

"If it's art, please don't code, if it's qing, please don't spread it!"

"I hate this kind of coding behavior the most!"

"Come, let's unify the formation, Mr. Li, your uncle!"

"Teacher Li, your uncle!"

"Your uncle, your uncle!"

……

In the screening room, the leaders turned their heads and looked at Li Li with a smile, all kinds of smiles.

Li Li hurriedly explained: "This really has nothing to do with me, I didn't design it, and I am not responsible for the editing of program materials, it is their later work!"

Song Dong ruthlessly exposed: "Aren't you all embellished in the copywriting for the selection of video materials?"

"Uh...... I'm just suggesting, suggesting!"

After the introduction of domestic cult films, the show basically came to an end, Li Li briefly commented on the island country's famous "Blind Beast", "Sensory World", etc., and commented on a series of films such as "King Li" and "Human Meat Barbecued Pork Bun" in Xiangjiang, and the show came to an end.

Li Li: "If American cult films are the presentation of midnight culture to a certain extent, Asian cult films are wrapped in a lot of cruelty and seduction, and the characteristics of our domestic cult films are special products of a special era.

The reason why domestic cult films have a short-term brilliance, first of all, there is never a lack of cult elements in our Chinese culture, the bizarre legends in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", the various tortures of the dynasties, and the eye-popping phenomena in folklore all show that there is a restless factor in our genes, and cult films can well meet the more obscure places in our hearts.

Under the general social pattern, after the reform and opening up in 1978, the wind of ideological emancipation blew across the country, and the review mechanism of the censorship department was fully relaxed, which gave birth to the short-term glory of domestic cult films.

Today, 30 years after the reform and opening up, we never expected that we would take 10,000 steps back today, so much so that I would solemnly say the following: The time has come for the film censorship system to be appropriately relaxed! The domestic film classification system is imperative!

After all, not everyone walks into the theater and just wants to watch "Joyful"!

That's all for this issue, I'm your good friend Li Li. The next issue will bring you [2018 Movie Inventory], we will see you in the next issue!"

As soon as the words fell in the program, the barrage appeared wildly:

"Don't say goodbye yet, wait a minute, you haven't said where you can see the full version of these movies?"

"Put the piece without leaving seeds, chrysanthemums will be stabbed!"

"In today's episode of the show, if you don't release the full version of the seed, hum!

"Introducing so many cult films, it aroused our curiosity, and then you enjoyed watching it, is this to covet us?"

"Li Li, ask for seeds!"

"Ask for seeds!"

"Ask for seeds!"

The entire big screen in the screening room was completely occupied by the barrage of begging for seeds!

[PS: This chapter has been written for more than 10 hours, deleted repeatedly, afraid to write, some content dare not mention, and if you don't vomit unpleasant words, you can only hold it in your heart. A lot of content can only be clicked so far, which is a pity.

Individual words and sentences can only be expressed in a different way, some of which affect the reading experience, this can't be helped, everyone understands, you can only trouble everyone's brain!]