Chapter 3: I'm going to shout indecent deeds
Gangneung's thousand-year-old ancient well Wubo's mentality almost collapsed, and I wanted to laugh a little when I thought about it.
How long has it been since I've been in contact with a young woman?
"Ahh
Jiangling's trouser pocket was too big, and she didn't find the jade pendant for a while.
"I, I, that, whatever. Mo Youlan's face turned red instantly, her head leaned on Jiang Ling's arms, and she couldn't speak for a long time.
Jiang Ling's face darkened, and he said helplessly: "Don't you take your hand out yet?"
"You two, what are you doing?"
At this moment, the head teacher who was passing by happened to see this scene, and his eyes were about to pop out.
In broad daylight, these two people actually made such a fiery move!
"Class, homeroom teacher?"
Mo Youlan looked back, so nervous that she couldn't speak clearly.
"Jiangling, Mo Youlan, you are not separated yet!" The head teacher's lungs were about to explode, and he saw that this little couple was still holding affection there!
Mo Youlan and Jiang Ling glanced at each other, how could they still take care of the matter of the jade pendant, and quickly separated.
"Jiangling, you can do it enough, I got along with my female classmates on the first day I transferred to another school. ”
"Teacher, you misunderstood, how could I possibly look at her. Jiang Ling said lightly.
"Yes, we're joking," Mo Youlan hurriedly helped, and when she thought about it, she suddenly became angry, "Jiangling, what are you talking about!"
"Okay, don't make a fuss, it's almost class, let's go. This time I gave you a demerit, and next time, I will report it to the Academic Affairs Office and order you to withdraw from the school. ”
The head teacher shook his head helplessly, and after seeing the two of them walking away, he shook his head and said to himself: "There is less than one semester left to graduate from the college entrance examination, and I can't save me some snacks." ”
Back in the classroom, Jiang Ling and Mo Youlan glanced at each other and silently returned to their seats.
After sitting down, Mo Youlan's emotions couldn't calm down for a long time, and she peeked at Jiang Ling from time to time, her face was slightly red, and she didn't know what she was thinking in her head.
And Jiangling is calm, thousands of years have passed, so a little thing can't affect him.
However, he noticed that several men in the classroom looked at him in the wrong way, a little malicious and sinister.
"These people are supposed to be trying to stir up trouble. Jiang Ling smiled slightly, he has lived for so many years, he will be afraid of a group of children?
However, soon something went wrong.
After lunch, when he returned to the classroom, as soon as Jiang Ling sat down, Qin Mengjiao, who was at the same table, angrily threw an envelope in front of him.
"You are so nasty and filthy that you actually wrote me such a vulgar and explicit confession letter. ”
She was angry, she didn't expect Jiangling to be the same as those lewd boys, and she was about to give Jiangling a slap when she raised her hand.
Seeing that Qin Mengjiao was about to slap her, Jiang Ling's face was as usual, and he grabbed her wrist lightly.
"You say this is my love letter to you?"
"It's you who wrote the pen, and you want to quibble when I expose it, I didn't expect you to be a gentleman on the surface, but you are so disgusting in your heart!" Qin Mengjiao reacted violently.
She has also received a lot of love letters, but it is the first time she has seen such shameless content, and she is really not ashamed.
The classmates in the class all looked at Gangneung with disdain, and on the first day they transferred to school, they wrote a love letter to the class flower, which was too obscene.
"He's the kind of person he is. Mo Youlan also felt incredible, she really knew people and didn't know her heart!
Compared with the anger of others, Gangneung himself is calm.
"Explicit?" he opened the love letter curiously, and couldn't help but smile.
It's really explicit, it can even be said to be a little yellow letter, and the whole thing is YY to Qin Mengjiao, no wonder she is so angry.
Thinking of this, he focused on looking at a few boys in the class, after living for so many years, he still has the eye to see people, just a few glances to know that they are the ghosts.
If it weren't for Qin Mengjiao publicly exposing you, we wouldn't have known that you, a transfer student, were so cheap. ”
Wang Hui saw the opportunity to speak out, pointed at Jiangling and scolded.
Hmph, dare to have an affair with Banhua and Bai Fumei Mo Youlan at the same time, see if I can't kill you!
"I didn't write it, it's too inferior. Gangneung shook his head slightly.
"How do you prove it?" Wang Hui took the case.
Jiang Ling looked at Qin Mengjiao, and suddenly said: "Is your language very good, it seems that you still prefer ancient Chinese." ”
"Yes, what's wrong?" she likes to read ancient texts and poems between classes, and it is normal for Jiang Ling to be seen by Jiang Ling at the same table.
"That vulgar love letter is really not written by me, so add me to WeChat, and I'll write a love letter to you with seven-word poems after school and send it to you. ”
During the Southern Song Dynasty, when the seven-character rhythm poetry was just emerging, he also specially studied and wrote poems with some talented people at that time.
"Huh?" Qin Mengjiao was stunned.
The whole class was stunned, and looked at Gangneung in confusion one by one.
Seven Words Poetry Writing Love Letters?
"Seven Words Poetry?" Mo Youlan looked strange, wondering if this Jiangling was crazy.
Or Wang Hui was the first to react: "Jiangling, you are finished, and you still want to write another love letter?"
"I just wanted to prove that I didn't write that vulgar love letter. Gangneung's face was calm, and he didn't take it to heart.
Wang Hui still wanted to slap him, but he heard a soft sound of "tick", Qin Mengjiao actually scanned the QR code of Jiangling and added his WeChat.
"Don't get me wrong, I just wanted to see what you could write. Qin Mengjiao bit her lip lightly and muttered quietly.
Oh my God! That transfer student on that dog day actually worked overtime on WeChat!
Wang Hui's face changed wildly, and he couldn't wait to slap himself twice, isn't this self-defeating!
Wait, the woman who dares to touch Lao Tzu.
Wang Hui has a small asset in his family, and he is barely a rich second generation, he has already set Qin Mengjiao and Mo Youlan inside, how can he bear Jiangling's sideways intervention without getting it?
Mo Youlan is not stupid, she can see that someone in the class wants to rectify Jiangling, but she is happy to watch the show, who asked that guy not to return the jade pendant to her?
Jiang Ling saw all their expressions in his eyes, and couldn't help but want to laugh, these children are really good at mischievous. Of course he won't care, for more than 5,000 years, there are not many things that can make him care.
Finally waited for the history class, Wang Hui was secretly proud, the history teacher Ma Debiao is very fierce, and he loves to ask students the most, and the difficulty of asking questions every time is huge, this is a good opportunity for the whole Jiangling!
Sure enough, within a few minutes of class, the history teacher knocked on the blackboard with a straight face: "Can anyone tell me in which year Qin Shi Huang established the county system and unified currency, weights and measures, and writing?"
As soon as the question was asked, all the lowly people lowered their heads and prayed in their hearts not to call themselves.
"Qin Mengjiao, you come to answer, this question should be a piece of cake for you. ”
"Yes, I'm sorry teacher, I forgot. "Qin Mengjiao has just experienced the love letter incident, her heart has not calmed down, and her brain is very confused.
"You have to review hard, you will get the test," Ma Debiao shook his head dissatisfiedly and looked at the back row, "Mo Youlan, are you still in a daze after class?" ”
Mo Youlan was thinking about how to get the jade pendant back from Jiangling, when she was suddenly asked, she was not prepared at all, and she couldn't answer for a long time when she stood up.
Later, several people were called up one after another, but they couldn't answer, and Wang Hui was also called and didn't answer.
"Teacher, I've heard that the new student has a good history, and he must know it. Wang Hui's eyes rolled and shouted at Ma Debiao.
"Oh, new classmate?" Ma Debiao looked at Jiang Ling and nodded slightly, "Okay, then you can answer." ”
So many classmates can't answer, will the newcomer be?
Everyone in the class stared at Gangneung questioningly.
"It's 221 B.C., Teacher. Gangneung took their expressions in his eyes and replied flatly.
If these children want to find fault with history questions, I'm afraid they will be disappointed.
"Yo!" Ma Debiao's eyes lit up, this newcomer seemed to be good.
"Let me ask you again, what great event took place in 1616?" he asked.
"Nurhachi established Houjin. ”
"You have a good memory. Ma Debiao was a little surprised.
"Maybe I'm sensitive to numbers. Gangneung smiled modestly.
"Historical events and years are clear?"
"Basically, it's clear. ”
He lived for more than 5,000 years, and he is a living history book in his own right, and he has even experienced many historical events himself.
Ma Debiao's eyes narrowed: "What time period did Zheng He's seven trips to the West take place?"
Gangneung smiled slightly: "1405 to 1433. ”
The fleet used by Zheng He when he sailed to the West was cast in the factory of his domestic slaves at that time.
"What happened in 206 BC?"
"Liu Bang invaded Xianyang, and Qin died. ”
At that time, Jiangling was a wealthy tycoon, and Liu Bang received his funding in the early days of his army.
"What about 184?"
Zhang Jiao called himself the Heavenly Father and led the Yellow Turban Army to revolt. ”
During this period, Gangneung's identity was a hermit outside the world, and after the failure of the Zhangjiao Uprising, he asked to see Gangneung for three days outside the secluded gate. Gangneung saw that the Yellow Turban Army was gone, and did not open the door.
Ma Debiao asked a bunch of questions, and Jiang Ling was stunned to answer without leaks, leaving the whole class stunned.
When answering Ma Debiao's question, the more Jiang Ling looked at him, the more familiar he felt, and he couldn't help asking: "Teacher, do you have an ancestor named Ma Shi?
"You know this?" Ma Debiao's eyes widened in shock.
God, this new transfer student is too godly!
"It's really his descendant. Jiang Ling muttered in his heart, his face strange.
Why did he remember Ma Shi, because there was an interesting incident between the two of them, of course, this is a later story.
After the history class, everyone's eyes were different from before, especially Wang Hui and a few people in his small group, who were so angry that their lungs were about to explode.
"Your memory is so good?" During the recess, Qin Mengjiao couldn't help but ask Jiang Ling sideways.
Jiang Ling smiled and was about to answer, but Mo Youlan who stepped forward patted him on the shoulder: "When there will be physical education activities, you come with me, let's find a place where no one is there and talk about it, you thief who steals things, you must return the things to me." ”
"Ah, what did you steal from her?" Qin Mengjiao heard the conversation and said curiously.
"Heart. Gangneung looked through the textbook without changing his face.
"Heart, thief who steals hearts?" Qin Meng looked at Mo Youlan charmingly, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh out loud.
"You!" Mo Youlan glared at Jiang Ling angrily, shook off and walked away.
Watching her walk away, Jiang Ling frowned slightly, it seems that if she doesn't make the matter of Yu Pei clear, Mo Youlan will not give up, okay, I'll find her to deal with this matter later.
The strange thing is that when the physical education class was free, Jiang Ling didn't find Mo Youlan, and he didn't know where she went.
At this moment, a pair of hands patted Gangneung's shoulder.
Jiang Ling looked back and saw that it was Mo Youlan, she was actually wearing sexy professional clothes, and the tight clothes highlighted her beautiful figure to the fullest.
In Mo Youlan, youthful vitality and extreme temptation are perfectly combined.
Ordinary boys, it is estimated that they will have an instinctive reaction when they look at her, but unfortunately he is Gangneung, an old monster who has lived for 5,000 years.
"Have you seen enough?" Mo Youlan glared with her legs crossed.
"You disappeared for so long before, just to change this outfit?" Physical education class is to wear sportswear uniformly, and Mo Youlan must have changed into sportswear during free activities.
Hearing Jiang Ling's question, Mo Youlan's eyes suddenly became gentle, her eyes were full of spring, she stretched out her soft hands to wrap around Jiang Ling's neck, and said softly: "Don't you men like this, I dress like this, do you think it looks good?"
Jiang Ling's face did not change, and he glanced at her: "General." ”
Mo Youlan's face froze for a moment, but she quickly recovered, with a smile on her face: "Jiangling, can you give me back grandma's jade pendant?"
"Are you trying to be seduced?"
"As long as you give me back the jade pendant, maybe something will happen to us, Qin Mengjiao is nothing, she is not as good as me. ”
Mo Youlan's whole person is going to be attached to Jiang Ling.
"Forget it, you're still young, you're not well developed, I'll talk about it when you grow up. Gangneung smiled faintly.
"You!" Mo Youlan couldn't hold back, gritted her teeth and whispered, "Don't toast and don't eat and drink." ”
"Oh?" Jiang Ling was interested, looking at her curiously.
"If you don't pay me back, I'll shout rude!"
Mo Youlan made up her mind, immediately messed up her makeup, and then ripped off her clothes.
However, Jiang Ling's face was not panicked at all, and he asked her with a chuckle, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Are you scared?" Mo Youlan smiled smugly.
However, in the next second, with an uproar, Jiang Ling suddenly ripped off his shirt, revealing his upper body.
"You, what are you going to do!" Mo Youlan's face changed drastically, and her heartbeat couldn't help but speed up.
"Insulting you. ”
Jiang Ling smiled slightly, and then pressed her face to his chest.