"You have a day off and are at home all day, and there is nothing to do, why don't you even know how to cook? When you go out to eat every day, a meal costs dozens of yuan, and the gold and silver mountains can't stand your spending like this. I'll cook tomorrow, you give me the money, and you will come back to eat after work in the evening, and Ah Miao won't eat outside, and come back. If it's too far to read at night, go out early. At that time, we had to go up the mountain to collect firewood, why did we delay the time? We were afraid of hard work at such a little distance, what was the hard work? Your family was not a big family before, and it was like a young lady, whose woman lived like you?" As soon as the old lady entered the house, she grabbed Jiang Ping and scolded her to death, with a black face, looking at this daughter-in-law horizontally and vertically, just thinking that Jiang Ping was not virtuous.

Jiang Ping held back her anger and kept silent, and turned her head to give Lin Guorong a very vicious look.

Lin Guorong had no choice but to persuade the old lady: "Mom, you don't have to work so hard, isn't it just for you to make money?"

"Fart!" the old lady burst into a foul mouth and shouted loudly, "You forgot that you almost couldn't eat a few years ago?"

"Clams, I still had such a miserable childhood?" Lin Miao was shocked and turned her head to look at Jiang Ping.

Jiang Ping pulled Lin Miao to the next room, and said in a very small voice by his ear: "Your grandmother is blind, you didn't cry at all that day, I fed you rice cereal, you are still picky eaters, it's your father who cried......"

Lin Miao: "......"

On the other side, the conversation between the old lady and Lin Guorong continued.

She said in an indignant tone: "Still decorating, what kind of repairs? Do you have no place to? What do you want to flush the toilet? I have used the dung bucket all my life, and I have been smoked to death? Look at this circle, who has nothing to spend this unjust money? Who doesn't use a dung bucket? You have been picking up dung yourself for half a year!"

The last voice shouted the loudest.

In the vast number of houses around the small courtyard, laughter erupted invariably.

Lin Guorong was the most reluctant to admit this past, and hurriedly said with an embarrassed face: "Mom, I just joined the work and was sent to the front line to exercise......"

"What do you exercise? What is there to exercise and not exercise? What's wrong with picking dung? It's not for eating!" the old lady didn't have a good breath, "Give me your 5,000 yuan later, I'm not at ease when I hand it over to you, I'll help you save this money." ”

Lin Miao and Jiang Ping glanced at each other, and saw the MMP in each other's eyes.

"Mom, why do you want so much money?" Lin Guorong was also anxious, and said loudly, "I want to live too!"

"Don't you have a salary? Anyway, didn't you say it yourself, this money is earned for nothing, won't you earn it back by writing a few more words?" replied the old lady arrogantly.

Jiang Ping rolled her eyes and said to Lin Miao: "I will definitely take it to your uncle again." ”

Lin Miao nodded in agreement.

Not only can the old lady do this kind of thing, but she does it often.

Lin Miao couldn't bear it anymore, so she ran to the old lady and said, "Grandma, this money is my wife's book, and my father said he would save it for me!"

The old lady couldn't help but be stunned, she stared at Lin Miao stupidly for a long time, and then laughed out loud, "That's okay......"

"Then save the money for a ten-year term. The old lady called Lin Guorong and said.

Lin Guorongyang's skills were already full, so he coaxed without thinking about it: "Okay, okay, I'll take it and save it in the afternoon." ”

After speaking, Chong Lin Miao raised his eyebrows, meaning: Son, don't worry, this money is still yours.

Lin Miao made an OK gesture and said that he had received it.

The father and son tacitly completed the fooling of the old lady, and this conversation, which was not a quarrel but a quarrel, finally came to an end.

There was no food at home, and the whole family still had to go out to eat at noon.

I found a dim sum shop nearby on Lianjiang Road and ate some cheap noodles - in the past, Lin Miao's family of three should have eaten pork rib noodles or pork kidney noodles, but when the old lady came, she could only order pickle noodles.

But that's it, the old lady is still not happy with 108,000, and as soon as the noodles come up, she begins to count the shops to take advantage, either mocking people's craftsmanship or saying that the amount of noodles is not enough.

The shopkeeper was told that the old lady was hairy, resisted the urge to beat her, and gasped: "Sister, I have been doing business here for seven or eight years, and no one has ever talked like you." I don't say how much a bowl of noodles is, so it's sure you'll be okay if you're full. Besides, I'm going to make money too. I'll charge you two and a half yuan for your bowl of noodles, and the noodles will cost money, right? Oil, salt, sauce, and vinegar will cost money, right? Gas, right? I'll rent this store! You can't let me drink the northwest wind, right?"

"Hmph. The old lady was completely unmoved, she breathed coldly, still with a stinky face, "You businessmen, you are the best at lying, I will not come to you to eat again in the future anyway." ”

"Oh, thank you! Don't come again. The shopkeeper couldn't hold back his anger, glanced at Lin Guorong, and said angrily, "I think your son is a very cheerful person, how can there be a mother like you!"

The old lady sneered: "In the future, he will not be able to get up, and he will not come to you to eat in the future." We'll eat at home as a family in the future, why are you making this money for nothing?"

Lin Miao put down her chopsticks and cast a pitiful look at the shopkeeper, then shook her head with a deep expression of helplessness.

The shopkeeper understood, walked up to Lin Miao's side, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed earnestly: "Child, you have to endure it." ”

"Hah——!h

After lunch, I went home.

Lin Guorong helped the old lady make the bed and put away the clothes, and the old lady was considered to be living at home.

As for how long she will stay this time, it depends on when the old lady starts to miss her card friends in the countryside, and of course she may not miss it at all, because she also has a lot of card friends on this side of Tianji Lane......

Lin Miao's family of three went upstairs.

Jiang Ping slept all morning, and she didn't want to sleep at all, so she turned on the TV and nested in the sofa and began to eat melon seeds.

Lin Miao also felt that the egg hurt and was in no mood to sleep, so she took the "Application for Joining the Party" written in the morning and urged Lao Lin to copy it quickly.

Lao Lin is usually lazy, but he has no resistance to copying books.

took out a pen and paper, and began to evaluate Lin Miao's words while brushing and climbing the lattice, did a sentence come out of his mouth: "Eh, isn't it better to look a little bit lower at this point?"

Then Lin Miao poked his head and found that Lao Lin was really right, and gave his father a thumbs up in admiration.

5 pages of 400 sheets of paper, Lao Lin copied it for about an hour to finish.

By this time the room had completely quieted, and the old lady was probably asleep downstairs.

Lin Miao tiptoed the door upstairs and whispered to Lin Guorong, "Dad, let me tell you something." ”

"What's the matter?" Lin Guorong stuffed the copied application into his briefcase, planning to hand it over tomorrow morning. He is also extremely lazy, and the main reason why he has not joined the party for so many years is because he doesn't want to write an application.

Lin Miao whispered: "Why don't we move, go out and rent a house." ”

"Rent a house?" Lin Guorong was a little confused. He really couldn't figure out how his son could suddenly have such an idea.

Jiang Ping also felt very strange and asked Lin Miao, "Why do you want to move out, where do you want to move?"

Lin Miaoxin said that the democratic family is so good, and if the child dares to say this kind of thing, if the father is not good, he will directly slap him. It's like Lin Guorong and Jiang Ping, you still know everything and ask first. But then again, the two of them can cooperate so well, in addition to the nature of spoiling children in their bones, they are also inseparable from Lin Miao's current prodigy aura.

"It's not a question of where to move, it's a question of when we should move. Lin Miao sat next to Lin Guorong and said with a serious face, "Dad, you tell the truth, do you think that the environment around our house is quite low-end?"

Lin Guorong nodded slightly.

He has actually despised the small stall vendors in this neighborhood for many years, especially after becoming an "official" in the past few years, this feeling of contempt is almost written on his face, and in front of Lin Miao, he has not concealed it at all.

"So, since we are uncomfortable living, why do we still live here?" Lin Miao touched Lin Guorong's temper and thoughts, and said step by step, "But this is not the most important thing. What's the main thing? The main thing is that if you live here all the time, your status is cheap. Dad, think about it, usually you want to invite the leaders of the unit to come to our house for dinner at the same time, as soon as people enter the alley, what they see are these people near our house, what they will think in their hearts, they will definitely think, how can you Lao Lin live in such a bad place? Why do you have no taste for life at all, and you have no pursuit of life at all.

Also, even if people don't think so, our house is really not suitable for entertaining guests. If nothing else, think about it, if we invite Aunt Jianhui to eat, and when the meal is halfway through, she will go to the toilet, and then you will let her sit in the dung bucket. Dad, think about it, what kind of life does Aunt Jianhui usually live? As soon as the lid of the dung bucket is lifted, the smell comes out, do you think she can still eat this meal? People come once, and they will definitely not come again!"

Lin Guorong listened thoughtfully and nodded slightly.

Lin Miao saw that Lin Guorong had been shaken, and continued to strike while the iron was hot, adding fuel to the fire and said: "Dad, the environment where I live alone feels his temperament." If you deal with these salted fish, snails, onions, ginger and garlic around our house every day, your temperament will always be the temperament of the vegetable market. And I'm the same, I went to learn the piano at night, cultivated the temperament of an artist, and got up the next morning to chat with the grandma next door. ”

Lin Guorong was amused by Lin Miao's bastard words with strong personal attacks and discrimination.

For a person like Lin Guotong with a strong class consciousness, Lin Miao's words are obviously quite in line with his values.

"Dad, whoever you are with will become someone. Lin Miao looked at his father with blazing eyes, and when he said this, he finally released his big move, "You think that the key to your next step is to find the right person, but in fact, it is not at all! You don't lack people to support you at all, what you lack most now is a passable house!"

Lin Guorong suddenly opened his mouth, and his eyes brightened.

He suddenly thought of a possibility, and asked excitedly, "Ah Miao, what are you talking about...... Did that grandfather tell you?"

Lin Miao was stunned, but then she heard Lao Lin's off-string sound, and quickly nodded violently like chaff.

I'm afraid there is nothing in this world that can convince him, a ninth-rate pseudo-literary youth, more than Lin Guorong's own brain supplementation and the worldly master who exists in Lin Miao's dream.

Jiang Ping was confused, and couldn't help asking, "Which grandfather?"

Lin Guorong was afraid of leaking the "Heavenly Machine", so he said impatiently: "Don't ask, don't ask, you don't know!"

"I didn't bother to ask, those messy relatives over there of your mother, it's useless for me to know them. Jiang Ping rolled her eyes and said, "Anyway, your mother has stayed, I see where else you can move to." ”

Lin Miao immediately continued: "Mom, if we really move with an iron heart, can grandma still stop us?" let's not tell her, let's take a look at the house first, and pay the rent for a year directly, can grandma still go to the landlord to ask for money?"

Lin Guorong couldn't help but nod when he heard this, he was already completely moved by Lin Miao's words.

I thought that after I moved, I could invite the leader to dinner at home every day.

The more Lao Lin thought about it, the more he felt that this picture was reliable, and he couldn't help but turn his head and ask Jiang Ping, "What do you think?"

"You have the final say, you can move if you want!" Jiang Ping still wanted to pretend that it didn't matter, but after only saying two words, he exposed his true thoughts in his heart, "It's okay to move." Find a house with a bathroom and live comfortably. Anyway, we are not out of money now, and when we go out to rent a two-bedroom house, the monthly rent is estimated to be five or six hundred yuan. We'll rent it out again and get some money back. ”

Now even the operation routine is there.

Lin Guorong's heart was completely stable.

"It's time to move...... he couldn't help but stand up, looked left and right at the dilapidated house where he had lived for more than ten years, and sighed with longing in his heart, "In a few years, we will definitely have to demolish here, and if we don't move at that time, we will have to move." Well, I'll go out tomorrow to find a house. You two must keep your mouths shut, and don't talk to the one downstairs. ”

"I know, I know, I still need you to remind you of this kind of thing?" Jiang Ping said angrily, "You don't want to get half of it yourself!"

Lin Miao blinked, the old driver possessed, and said in his heart Why does this sound so inappropriate.