Chapter 0123: Two Kicks

The Tibetan mastiff was hit hard and lay on the ground, Ling Han also got out of the car, she hugged Li Qingfen's arm and said to Lu Wuji: "This beast really scared me, eh, teacher, I'm so embarrassed today...... "Lying on Li Qingfen's shoulder and making a faceless appearance.

The old woman saw that the three of them were still whispering as if nothing had happened, and she was even more resentful, and almost gritted her teeth and said: "I will kill you three dogs and men, and then chop them up and feed them to my Hei Ni, you wait!"

Lu Wuji was furious, this old woman not only spoke viciously, he could feel that her heart was also extremely vicious, because the light from her eyes was so cold that it was almost inhuman.

He smiled coldly and said to Ling Han, "Do you want to eat barbecue, teacher?"

"When you say that, I'm really hungry!" Ling Han said.

Lu Wuji noticed that the things sold on both sides of the street were very miscellaneous, in addition to hardware and plastic decoration supplies, there were also barbecue utensils and fireworks for sale.

He had the heart to wait for the arrival of the two tigers, and completely eliminate the harm to the neighborhoods here. Before that, this Tibetan mastiff must be completely solved, this perverted old woman regards dogs as nobler than humans, and when she says such vicious words, Lu Wuji wants to barbecue and eat this Tibetan mastiff.

So he said to the second daughter: "You get in the car first and wait, I will play a magic trick for you." ”

Ling Han and Li Qingfen didn't know what they meant, but they got into the car very obediently, and in response to this kind of scene, they both believed that Lu Wuji had extraordinary abilities.

Lu Wuji waited for the two to get into the car, walked to the shop that sold barbecue utensils and negotiated with the boss, and the boss put the barbecue utensils up not far from the door.

Since the barbecue utensils are sold, charcoal and iron skewers are naturally ready-made, and after a while, the charcoal will burn red, as long as you put meat strips and condiments and the like to bake for a while, you can start eating.

Everyone in the audience felt strange, everyone called people, and you are still working on this for a long time, is there something wrong with your brain?

Ling Han and Li Qingfen also muttered in the car: "What is he doing, really making a barbecue?" Ling Han said.

"Let's leave him alone, he always does something unexpected, I feel like he wants to eat this big dog!"

Li Qingfen speculated that he still knew Lu Wuji better, but in front of everyone's eyes, how could he get someone's dog to be disemboweled, and then cut into strips?

The charcoal fire rose, and Lu Wuji went to the place where fireworks were sold and bought a large bundle of two kicks. This is even more confusing, is it necessary to create an explosion?

Everyone was a little frightened, and they all retreated, only to see Lu Wuji take out one of the bundles of two kicks and ignite the cannon twist directly on the charcoal fire.

Everyone saw the cannon twist burning, and they were so frightened that they retreated one after another, only to hear a tom sound, and the top half of the second kick went straight into the sky, and then there was another click, and it exploded in the air.

Everyone looked up, including the couple who touched the porcelain.

When they lowered their heads again, they found that the Tibetan mastiff on the ground was gone. The old woman stood up, looked left and right, and shouted, "Heini, Heini......"

He was still under his hands just now, why did he look up at the artillery battle and disappear?

The old couple and everyone were shocked and inexplicable, and they were deeply incredible.

Ling Han said in the car: "Wow, he said to make magic tricks for us, I thought he was talking about playing, it turns out that he can really change, this kid knows a lot." But it's nothing, David Copperfield can be a living person, and even the Statue of Liberty can be destroyed!"

But soon, the rich aroma of meat came from Lu Wuji's barbecue stall, and an experienced diner immediately said: "This is no different from dog meat!"

As the saying goes, if you want to eat birds or quails, if you want to eat animals or dog meat, although dog meat is not on the table in many parts of China, but the beauty of its taste makes many gluttons unforgettable!

Therefore, many people know that it is dog meat when they smell it, and it seems that some special seasoning has been added, which is fragrant and fragrant, which makes many people can't help but move their appetites.

A lot of people come up and pay for it to buy something to try.

The old couple who touched the porcelain looked at each other, wondering if this kid was roasting his own Tibetan mastiff, but this is contrary to common sense, how did he get the Tibetan mastiff away, and how did he cut the meat? It is basically impossible to do all this in such a short time!

At this time, several cars came from the east side and pulled over, the doors opened, and a group of people with steel pipes, shovels, and threaded steel bars came down from the car, and ran towards this side with great momentum.

When the old woman saw it, she immediately cried loudly: "Erhu, your parents were bullied so badly today, even Hei Ni couldn't get it." Erhu, send someone to find Hei Ni for me first, and then come back and break that kid's leg, he is bullying us!"

The one called Erhu was very similar to his father, fat and strong, with big shoulders and a round waist, but he was much younger, and his eyes were like cow eggs, looking at Lu Wuji fiercely.

This group of people are all wearing hard hats, probably migrant workers working on the construction site, and Erhu should be a small leader such as a contractor, and he has a bit of appeal when he raises his arms and shouts.

Lu Wuji eats while roasting, the meat of the Tibetan mastiff is still relatively porcelain, plus some spices forced out by his middle finger, this taste is hard to get!

Ling Han's nose twitched in the car, and saliva flowed in her mouth, but when she thought of dog meat, she had to swallow her saliva back, she hadn't eaten dinner yet, how could this be a gluttonous word!

The son of the old couple came over with a group of people, and immediately bowed down with Li Qingfen, and Ling Han complained: "I knew that he would make things bigger!"

"It's okay! he'll take care of it!" Li Qingfen said.

"Oh, Qingfen, you seem to be very confident in him, tell my sister, have you done anything about him?" Ling Han said.

"Teacher Ling, what are you talking nonsense?" Li Qingfen was ashamed.

Ling Han hugged her, and suddenly couldn't help but kiss her on the face, and said, "Don't call me teacher at this time, sister, you are so beautiful, even I am going to fall in love with you, how about we sleep together tonight?" she said and groped on Li Qingfen's chest.

"Teacher Ling!" Li Qingfen opened her hand, a little angry,

"Look at what era this is, you are still shy, let me tell you, this Lu Wuji is a hot commodity, if you start late, you will cheapen others for nothing!" Ling Han Zhengse said, no longer slighting her.

Of course, Li Qingfen knew that she was telling the truth, but it didn't seem appropriate to discuss this issue at this time, so she didn't answer her words.

She leaned on the window of the car and looked at Lu Wuji, and said, "Did you say he roasted the big dog?"

"I think so, this kid has some incredible ability! Don't worry, no matter how many migrant workers there are, he can handle it completely. Ling Han remembered Lu Wuji's move to split the mane of the wild horse and single-handedly challenge the Green Dragon Gang. recalled that night when he held his hand and transported internal qi to help him keep out the cold, he actually slept with him all night, and ran away with Brother Ye, who grew up with his childhood sweetheart.

In fact, while Lu Wuji released two kicks to the sky, he also released a little golden dragon from his middle finger. This golden dragon can devour dozens of tons of silver dragon fish in half an hour, and devouring a Tibetan mastiff is simply a second kill.

However, Lu Wuji ordered it to leave a dog leg to himself, the golden dragon's movements were much more flexible than that of the man-eating flower, and when Lu Wuji's mind moved, it spit out exactly one leg, and it was still skinned.

Lu Wuji quickly tore the dog's leg spit out of the golden dragon's mouth into strips, and put it on the iron drill to barbecue, his current reaction speed is several times that of ordinary people, hiding behind the barbecue grill to make movements, others can't see it at all.

After putting the iron chisel wearing dog meat on the charcoal fire, the middle finger forced out some mist essence and sprinkled it on the dog meat, the taste was naturally mouthwatering.

Erhu let dozens of migrant workers scatter to find the Tibetan mastiff, and he stood in front of Lu Wuji's barbecue stall and watched coldly, this kid really doesn't know whether to live or die, so many people have come up, you are still barbecuing in an orderly manner, is this a dazzle or a strong backup?

After a while, the migrant workers came back and reported: I haven't seen the Tibetan mastiff!

The vicious old woman immediately burst into tears, pointed at Lu Wuji and said, "He must have killed Hei Ni, this thief doesn't know what method he used to kill Hei Ni!"

But if this is true, then isn't it Hei Ni who is being roasted now? The old woman loves dogs and hates people, and has a deep relationship with the Tibetan mastiff, and when she thinks that Hei Ni was beaten to death, not to mention, she was made into a barbecue and eaten, and she couldn't help but fall to the ground with Venus in her eyes.

Erhu hurriedly stepped forward to help her up, and then handed her to his father. Stood up and said to Lu Wuji: "Boy, how do you think this matter can be solved?

Lu Wuji slipped an iron hammer in his mouth and ate the dog meat he was wearing on it. Dog meat is really fragrant, and the dog meat on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is even more ...... Eh, the fragrance is still unfinished!" he licked his lips and made a look of endless aftertaste.

The second tiger's eyes were about to split, and he immediately shouted, 'Hit me!'

At this time, the onlookers had already withdrawn dozens of meters away, and the owners of nearby shops had also closed their doors.

But before everyone could make a move, Lu Wuji moved first, and everyone only felt that there was a flower in front of them, and everyone's face was touched.

And then the hard hat on the head was also gone. When he was touching his head and looking at Monby. I saw a row of hard hats neatly placed on the side of the road.

They were about to get it, when suddenly there was a loud bang, and the helmets rose into the air one by one, straight into the sky. It turned out that at this moment, Lu Wuji had already stuffed a second kick under each helmet and lit the cannon twist.

The helmets fell one after another, and the migrant workers' eyes were dazzling again, and the hats returned to their heads, but there was an extra smell of ** rushing to the nose.

Erhu was also stunned, there is such a person in the world, such a skill, if he knew that his parents offended this kind of person, he would not dare to bring someone over to find trouble!

Lu Wuji walked up to him and said with a smile: "Do you want to kill me?" Erhu pounced and knelt down, kowtowing again and again: "I don't dare, don't dare, please don't remember the villain, spare me, spare my parents and my parents, we will never dare to bully people in the future!"

"And you?" Lu Wuji pointed to the group of migrant workers.