Less than three seconds after Xiao Shanhe posted his post, the forum in the 'Practice' applet was like a fryer, and those old guys who had been diving for decades or even hundreds of years came out one after another.

"What's the situation? No one has been bubbling up for fifty or sixty years, why did someone suddenly post a post?"

"Little sheep, I've never seen this nickname, there is a newcomer who has come to report? Come, kowtow to the master, and the master will give you a supreme exercise." ”

A user with the nickname 'I have a shot that doesn't fall down' replied to Xiao Shanhe's post as soon as possible, and asked Xiao Shanhe to kowtow to him in the tone of an old-timer.

"Little steel cannon, you did it again, and if you were careful, you would die. A user with the nickname 'Mohegu Lao Mo' immediately replied.

"Old Mo, don't you know that the little steel cannon is an immortal bird? Death is nirvana for him, and he wishes he would die once a day. A man nicknamed 'Starry Prodigal' replied.

"Hehe, it is possible to nirvana when the body dies, but what if the soul is destroyed?" replied to Mo River Valley Lao Mo.

It can be guessed from the messages of several of them that it should be an 'acquaintance' who often ridicules each other through the forum, and the little steel cannon is the nickname given by Lao Mo of Mohe Valley to 'I have a gun that does not fall'.

"I have a gun that doesn't fall" and sent a message again, first sending a puzzled expression, and then asking: "Seniors, don't say it so scary, I'm also a person who has cultivated for five hundred years, and pretending to be old in front of a newcomer is also called death?"

"Newcomer, why don't you look at his details first. Mohe Valley Lao Mo reminded.

"I have a gun that doesn't fall" quickly flipped through the information of the "little sheep", gasped in fright, and left a message in fear: "This is the administrator of the forum? Shouldn't the administrator be the god?"

"The little sheep is the nickname of the great god. "The user with the nickname 'Xianzhu Mountain Daoren' replied.

After the Taoist of Xianzhu Mountain replied to the post, no one left a message for more than ten minutes, and everyone fell into silence, as if all the topics about that great god were taboo.

After an interval of about half an hour, 'I have a gun that doesn't fall' finally couldn't help it, and asked in reply: "That great god hasn't shown up for thousands of years, I heard that he has passed away, which senior came out to verify it?"

After that, no one replied to the post again.

I didn't know that Xiao Shanhe, who had turned the sky in the forum, walked into the school weakly.

The cold seemed to drain him of his energy at once, and when he arrived at the classroom listlessly, he was unsurprisingly late.

When he stood at the door of the classroom and shouted a report, the teacher who was in class glanced at him expressionlessly, did not embarrass him, nodded and let him enter the classroom.

A poor student like him, who is at the bottom of the class, as long as he keeps to himself, the teacher is generally too lazy to pay attention to him, and no one will care about him even if he doesn't come to class.

After Xiao Shanhe walked to the seat at the back of the classroom and sat down, he gasped for a while, feeling that his feet were trembling, even if he was sitting, as if he was going to fall down at any time.

"It seems to be a bad cold, it seems that I usually exercise too little, and my body has deteriorated. Xiao Shanhe took out his textbook and pen from his schoolbag, and took notes while listening carefully to the class.

"Shanhe, didn't you always go to school with Colonel Qin in the past, she arrived early today, why did you come so late?" Xiao Shanhe's tablemate touched his arm with his elbow, lowered his head and asked softly.

The name of the tablemate is Kong Wu, he is burly and strong, and his limbs are very developed, and he is rightly named by his parents.

"I got up late today and came by bus. Xiao Shanhe explained.

"Why do you look listless, could it be that you were abused while playing the game last night?" Kong Wu asked with a smile.

"Abusing your uncle, I'm having a cold, okay. Xiao Shanhe gave him a blank look.

"How's the progress with the school girl lately?" Kong Wu continued.

Qin Qingqiu's appearance is similar to Aunt Mei, about six or seven points, but her skin is better than Aunt Mei, and her appearance is more outstanding, she is recognized as the school flower, and the boys who pursue her can line up in a few circles on the playground, among which there are many rich second generations and official second generations.

"Don't say it, I'm dizzy. Xiao Shanhe couldn't wait to lie on the table.

Because of the cold, and didn't eat breakfast, Xiao Shanhe was in a groggy state all morning, and he couldn't concentrate on class at all, and finally lasted until noon, when the students either went home to eat, or went to the school canteen, he lay directly on the table, and didn't want to go anywhere.

As soon as he lay down for two minutes, he heard a few knocks on the table, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a hand as white as a green onion for the first time, and when he raised his head slightly, he saw the flawless face of Colonel Qin.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Shanhe rubbed his astringent eyes, tried to sit up straight, and asked puzzledly.

has been in the same class for more than two years, and this seems to be the first time Qin Qingqiu has come to talk to him in front of his classmates.

"You're sick, won't you come home with me? Take half a day off in the afternoon, and then come back to class when you have a cold." ”

Qin Qingqiu's pretty face was a little red and hot, although her classmates all knew that Xiao Shanhe lived in her house and thought that the relationship between the two of them must be very close, but in fact, for so long, the two of them rarely communicated, and basically never tried to get along alone.

It's the first time I've taken the initiative to care so much about it now.

Xiao Shanhe was stunned for a moment, then squeezed out an ugly smile and said, "No, I'll be fine if I take a rest, you go back, Aunt Mei is still waiting for you downstairs." ”

Qin Qingqiu nodded and didn't speak again, turned around and went downstairs.

"She cares about you so much, and said that the two of you are okay?" After Qin Qingqiu came out of the classroom, Kong Wu put his arm around Xiao Shanhe's shoulders and asked with a wicked smile: "Honestly, did you already hold the little hand of the school flower?"

Xiao Shanhe hammered Kong Wu and scolded: "Take your uncle, you don't know that her mother is a tigress, if I dare to touch her finger, it is estimated that her mother will be killed." ”

"You almost forgot if you didn't mention it. Kong Wu seemed to suddenly remember something, and swooped out of the classroom, leaning on the railing and looking downstairs.

The corners of Xiao Shanhe's mouth twitched, knowing that this product must not have done anything good, but he didn't bother to pay attention to it, now he is so dizzy that his head is so swollen that he can't even take care of himself, where can he care about others.

A few minutes later, Kong Wu returned to the table with a satisfied smile, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said: "It seems that my mind is much more mature than my age, I have no feelings for girls of the same age, I only like married mature women." ”

"You scumbag. Xiao Shanhe finally knew what this thing was doing, it must be peeking at the young women who came to school to pick up their children and go home.

Kong Wu glanced left and right, and saw that there was no one else in the classroom, so he leaned into Xiao Shanhe's ear and asked in a low voice, "I heard that Qin Xiaohua still has an aunt who is not married?"

"What do you want to do?" Xiao Shanhe asked vigilantly.

Kong Wulu pretended to be serious and said, "It's nothing, I just want you to help pull the string." ”

"Fuck off, even if they aren't married, they're one round older than you, and I can't hurt them. Xiao Shanhe lay down on the table, twisted his head away and ignored Kong Wu.

"It's also a brother, and he doesn't even help with this little favor, which makes people feel cold. Kong armed with a wounded look.

At this time, a short classmate with heavy glasses walked into the classroom, happened to hear the conversation between the two, walked to their desk, pushed his glasses and said, "I don't think Shanhe would do this kind of thing, and he is not that kind of person." ”

The short boy is Xiao Shanhe's classmate, named Wu Xuehua, and Kong Wu are two diametrically opposed characters, one is skinny and highly short-sighted, but his academic performance is very good, and the other is burly and strong with developed limbs, but his academic performance is worse than Xiao Shanhe.

"It's still Lao Wu who understands me. Xiao Shanhe sighed, stretched out his hand and shook hands with the short boy, as if he had found a confidant.

However, Wu Xuehua's next sentence almost didn't make him spit out a mouthful of blood, Wu Xuehua said: "Otherwise, he would have introduced it to me a long time ago." ”

Xiao Shanhe twitched the corner of his mouth, all along, he couldn't understand how these two guys, who were the most extreme in the class regardless of their body shape or study, could become good friends with him at the same time.

Now he finally knows the answer, yes, it's obscenity, that's what the two of them share, and it's what makes them friends with each other.

Kong Wu slapped Xiao Shanhe's shoulder with an iron sand palm, almost didn't slap him apart, and said with a sigh: "The good cabbage has been arched by pigs." ”

Xiao Shanhe was already sore, and was slapped by Kong Wu again, and he grinned in pain, rubbed his shoulders and scolded: "How do you speak?"

This thing has developed limbs and a simple head, and it never speaks through the brain, just when it opens its mouth.

But speaking of which, Aunt Mei is harsh, but the figure and skin really don't say anything, it's better than many teenage girls in their teens and twenties who are in their youth.

Every time he came to the school to pick up Qin Qingqiu, he could attract a large group of adolescent boys to peep from afar, and it could be seen that the femininity exuded by Aunt Mei was very lethal to these ignorant boys.

"Shanhe, this is the white porridge I just brought back from the canteen, let's eat it while it's hot. Wu Xuehua put a bowl of white porridge on the table and asked with concern, "You really don't need to go to the hospital?"

Xiao Shanhe shook his head and said, "No, just wait and sleep for a while." ”

I didn't have much appetite, Xiao Shanhe only ate half of a bowl of white porridge, and then took two cold medicines brought from home, and fell asleep.

Although the grades are not good, Xiao Shanhe would rather stay up in the classroom for a day than skip class or ask for leave, not to mention that even if he takes leave and returns to the Qin family, the harsh Aunt Mei will not let him rest well, there seems to be a never-ending housework at home, which can keep him busy from morning to dark, so he might as well stay in school.

However, before he could fall asleep, a tall boy strode into the classroom, came to Xiao Shanhe's desk, threw a stack of papers on his head and said: "Xiao Shanhe, next week's school sports meeting, I will report you for the five thousand meters and 10,000 meters of long-distance running, don't embarrass our class at that time." ”