Qin Lang subconsciously asked, "That tomb, what's so weird?"

"Hmm...... The tomb was moved from elsewhere, and it is not known exactly where it was. According to the Taoist priest in the grave removal procession at that time, only that piece of feng shui could suppress the people in the coffin, and instructed that after the burial, no one should go near the tomb for three years. ”

"At first, the people in the village did not agree to leave such a time bomb in the village, but they promised too many benefits to every household, so everyone agreed to it half-pushed, and in the blink of an eye, decades have passed without incident, but I didn't expect the tomb robbers to be bad!"

Fighting zombies, Qin Lang is on the line.

But when it comes to fighting zombies, Qin Lang is obviously a layman!

The so-called art industry has a specialization.

Without this diamond, Qin Lang would naturally not take this porcelain job.

And it is rumored that those zombies are invulnerable, and Qin Lang doesn't know any Maoshan Taoism......

Thinking of this, Qin Lang suddenly remembered a person's name.

Yes, that's right, he is the self-proclaimed seventy-seventh generation candidate of the Maoshan faction of the Maoshan faction, omnipotent from heaven to earth, omnipotent from the sea to the mountains, and self-proclaimed Li Laodao who reincarnated Zhuge and resurrected Cao Cao.

However, God knows how far Li Laodao is from here, and when he goes to invite him over, he will not be able to ensure that the village will be cleaned up by the scourge.

Qin Lang thought for a moment and asked, "Then are there any Taoist priests near your village?" The older the better. ”

"Daoist?" Liu Mazi touched his chin and poked his beard, thought for a long time, patted his forehead and said: "Don't say it, there really is one! Chen Daoye in Sanlitun outside the village is said to be in his eighties!"

Qin Lang was overjoyed, and immediately decided: "That's him! ”

Liu Mazi frowned: "Really invite him to come?"

"What's going on?"

Liu Mazi smiled bitterly: "He has been paralyzed for many years!

Then why don't you talk about a ball!

Qin Lang glanced at him angrily and said, "Then think about it, if there are any other people, it doesn't matter if they are younger, the key is to have experience in this area." ”

Liu Mazi thought for a while and replied: "That, is it okay to dance the gods? There are more than forty women, there is nothing left to eat, and the body is so good!"

Jumping the gods?

This Qin Lang really doesn't know if it's okay or not.

But thinking that he and the Taoist priest can be regarded as half a peer, there should still be some way.

Simply regarded the dead horse as a live horse doctor, nodded and said, "Okay, then you hurry up and ask for how much compensation you want to come back for reimbursement." ”

"I see!"

"Hey, wait!" Qin Lang stopped Liu Mazi, who was about to leave, and thought for a while: "In this way, you go to find that Chen Daoye first, and ask him if there is any way, although he is paralyzed, his brain should still be fine." Then go and find the one who danced the great god. ”

Liu Mazi nodded: "Medium! Then you wait for my news!"

"Go and come back!"

Seeing Liu Mazi walk away, Qin Lang turned to Xie Rushuang and said, "Aunt Xie, you find someone to inform everyone in the village, so that everyone can cheer up! ”

There is still a certain difference between zombies and zombies, although they are both bloodthirsty, zombies can't see the sun, so they hide during the day.

Xie Rushuang nodded: "I'll say it myself." ”

As he spoke, he took the Nanyue girl with him.

Qin Lang turned around and returned to the room, Wang Xinnan was already dressed at this moment, sitting upright on the edge of the bed, with her waterfall-like black and bright hair draped over her shoulders casually, and she didn't speak, quiet like a little daughter-in-law.

"Sister Nan, I'll comb your hair!"

Carefully helping her to sit in front of the dresser, Qin Lang picked up the wooden comb in front of him and began to comb her long hair, which was the envy of everyone.

Wang Xinnan said softly: "What happened?"

Qin Lang smiled and pretended to be relaxed: "Uh...... In fact, it's not a big deal, but two tomb robbers came to the village, but the two unlucky baby babies didn't steal it, dug up a zombie, and gave away their lives. Don't worry, I've already called someone to find the great god. ”

"Great God, what Great God?"

Qin Lang thought for a while and replied, "It's a professional in this area." ”

Wang Xinnan sighed, shook his head and said, "Hey...... You're lying to me again, if it's really not a big deal, you can deal with it yourself, and you still need to invite some great god?"

Qin Lang smiled bitterly and touched the bridge of his nose: "My dear Sister Nan, can you not be so smart." ”

"Don't be there with a flamboyant tongue!" Wang Xinnan glared at him and said, "Why don't you go to Li Laodao, isn't that guy boasting all day long that he is so good at catching ghosts and fighting zombies? This is his chance to perform." ”

Qin Lang shook his head: "I'm worried that Yuanshui won't be able to save Jinhuo!" Fortunately, that thing will only come out at night, so we still have a day's time to prepare." ”

Wang Xinnan pouted unhappily and said, "Why did you come here at this time? It's all your fault! Why are you harmed? I really want to kick you to death!"

Qin Lang said curtly: "Uh...... We can't help it!

Now her combat effectiveness is less than one-fifth of that of her heyday, especially the discomfort between her legs, so that she can't play her strength at all, who is majoring in leg skills.

"Forget it, everything has already happened, and it's useless to say so much. Wang Xinnan shook his head, suddenly turned his face and said, "Also, have you forgotten a very important thing?

it! Nuwa Library

Don't be afraid of anything else, I'm afraid that a woman will suddenly ask this kind of question!

This is clearly the prelude to making trouble!

"Hmm......" Qin Lang rolled his eyes, nodded matter-of-factly, and said, "What...... How can I forget? I've always remembered it?"

Wang Xinnan knew that he would answer like this, turned his head and said coldly: "Oh? ”

What's up?

How the hell do I know what's going on?

Qin Lang's mind spun quickly, and he inadvertently saw the wine glass on the round table, and suddenly woke up: "About breakfast, I'm about to cook it myself! No, I'll report to you as soon as possible? When I comb your hair, I'll go right away!"

"Breakfast?" Wang Xinnan was angry, and he got up to give him a kick, but he didn't think that the movement was too big, which affected the wound, and he suddenly grinned in pain. With a dark face, he said, "Do you think it's a problem with breakfast? Give you another chance! Think about it." ”

What the hell could it be?

Qin Lang thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with anything famous, so he had to say honestly: "Okay, I really can't remember!"

Wang Xinnan's face was instantly covered with dark clouds, and he forcibly held back his anger and said: "Okay, let me remind you once, think about what you did last night! Is there anything that has not been remedied? I will only give you five seconds! Five! Four! Three ......"

Wasn't it the middle ...... last night? Qin Lang slapped his head, and finally reacted: "I'll go look for it! Don't worry, it's still too late." ”

"Wait!" Wang Xinnan suddenly stopped Qin Lang, twisted his head, looked at Qin Lang's eyes and said, "Tell me honestly, you and Xiaoxiao will ...... after they finish."

Qin Lang knew the consequences of telling lies in front of her, so he simply didn't hide it: "We didn't do anything." ”

Wang Xinnan's eyes widened, and she said with a look of surprise: "Ah! How can you be like this? What kind of world is it now? She only covets pleasure, what if she gets pregnant? She can't think of it, so it's just you, you ...... You!"

Wang Xinnan slapped the dresser and said viciously: "I really want to kick you to death!"

Qin Lang hurriedly smiled: "Uh, what, don't be angry! Don't be angry, life is a play." ”

"Hmph, don't be angry, I think I'll be by you in the future!"

"How can I do that? I can't hurt yet, how can I be willing to make you angry?"

"Woohoo"

A knock on the door interrupted Qin Lang's sweet words.

Opening the door, without waiting for Xie Rushuang to speak, Qin Lang preemptively said, "That, Aunt Xie, do you have that medicine ......?"

"Medicine?" Xie Rushuang looked dazed, then glanced at his crotch, frowned, and said, "How can I be a woman and have what men use?

This is obviously a misunderstanding!

Qin Lang hurriedly explained: "No, I want to talk about the kind of medicine that was used afterwards!"

"Oh, just talking about emergency contraceptive pills, and you're beating around the bush with me! Really, I'm embarrassed to be such a big person? Xie Rushuang said angrily: "Come with me, I'll get it for you." ”

"Now, this, one tablet at a time, is valid for 72 hours. Handing a box of medicine to Qin Lang, without waiting for him to leave, Xie Rushuang took out a large box of sleeves from the drawer, stuffed it into his arms, and instructed: "Don't keep thinking about letting girls take medicine, eating too much of that thing is not good for your health! You are a man, there are some things, you have to take the initiative!"

Qin Lang hurriedly hid and nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes! I know! Aunt Xie, I'll leave first if there's nothing to do!"

Looking at Qin Lang, who was scurrying around, Xie Rushuang couldn't help but shake his head.

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At about three o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Mazi finally came back!

Behind him, there was also a fierce woman who looked like a rough old man.

The woman had short two-inch hair, wore a fancy yellow jacket, held a tambourine in her hand, and hung a string of bells around her waist.

And Liu Mazi was carrying a big back basket, which obviously contained a lot of things.

Walking into a paola, it is full of chicken blood, duck blood, black dog blood, peach wood sword, ink fountain, compass...... And a whole bunch of spells.

Qin Lang pointed to the pile of magic weapons and said, "Where did you get these?"

Liu Mazi replied honestly: "It was all Chen Daoye who asked me to prepare, he calculated that this zombie is not easy to deal with, so let me prepare a little more." ”

Saying that, Liu Mazi pointed to the nostril-facing woman behind him, and said, "This is Aunt Ma I invited from the next village!

The Aunt Ma tilted her head, gouged her nostrils, and shouted uncontrollably: "Isn't it just a zombie? Do you have to ask my Aunt Ma to take action herself? Let me tell you, I will take an apprentice at random and handle this matter for you! Do you believe it?"

Liu Mazi nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, Aunt Ma's mana is strong, so naturally I don't take it to heart! I'm just worried about ...... in case."

Aunt Ma waved her hand and said, "With my Aunt Ma here, where did you come from? You just have to rest assured! I only need to move my fingers, and I want that zombie to disappear!"

"Wait. Qin Lang recalled those episodes on TV, stretched his neck and stretched behind Aunt Ma, and said with a puzzled expression: "Aren't all dancing gods two people dancing together?

"Hahahaha!"

Aunt Ma suddenly smiled, took a step forward, patted her chest and said proudly: "Your Aunt Ma is not an ordinary person, what others can only do with two people, I can easily do it alone! Don't compare me with those charlatans!"

Then he pointed to his eyes and said, "Come, tell me, what do you see?"

Qin Lang replied honestly: "Eye droppings, dead skin, and ......"

Aunt Ma suddenly looked unhappy: "What kind of eyes do you have?" Forget it, Auntie, I am magnanimous, and I am too lazy to deal with ordinary people like you. Let's see how I blind your dog eyes in a moment, auntie!"