Seeing that the osmanthus was tired and fell asleep comfortably, Sixi did not have sleepiness, he opened his round eyes widely, and carefully recalled that when he talked about his experience in his hometown tonight, there was no stubble of gaffes, and when he thought about it, the experience he talked about was true, but he did not confide in the nest at all, which made him feel relieved.

Tonight, when he gave a long report to his family, he deliberately hid two unspeakable humiliating experiences.

When he was apprenticed in Qiyun Mountain, there was indeed an elderly cultivator who took him in, and drove him as a slave-like subordinate, as soon as the morning dawned, he was asked to go down the mountain to find food, go up the mountain to collect firewood, burn the fire to cook, clean up the cave hygiene, but he wandered around leisurely, chanting scriptures, and meditating on luck, and also made some tricks on the posture, saying that it was self-cultivation, and could immortalize and ascend to the immortal or something, but he did not teach Sixi a little practical thing, especially so, that's it, sleep at night, but he and Sixi squeezed to sleep in a quilt, and both of them had to take off their clothes, hugged each other to sleep, and fell asleep, hands and feet are not honest, I have to have sex with Sixi Xing men and women, and I want to break in from the back path, and make the so-called "good of Longyang, suspicion of broken sleeves".

Of course, Sixi didn't do it, and the Taoist explained that this is the most important method in the cultivation of real people, he said, men sleep with women, is to collect yin, men sleep with men, is to replenish yang, only yin and yang are full of replenishment, supplemented by the trick of exhaling qi, people will automatically open the heavenly spirit Gai'er, open the third eye, no matter whether you are the affairs of the south and the north of the world, or the first five hundred years and the next three hundred years, they are all packed in the chest, even if the feet do not go out, you can also know the things of the world, that is, the so-called half-immortal body。

Sixi was earnest and sincere in learning art, and he actually listened to his nonsense, working as a laborer during the day and ** at night.

Until one night, the Taoist got drunk, drank and spat out the truth, saying, "Let's live like this for the rest of our lives!" The people at the foot of the mountain work hard to live a hard life, how can they catch him so carefree, there are people who work and serve, and they can accompany themselves to have fun and happiness, what kind of gods and real people are all deceitful nonsense.

Sixi finally understood that he had been coaxed and toyed with by him, and while he was angry and ashamed, he took advantage of his drunken coma and fell unconscious, Sixi searched all the money he had hidden, drove down the mountain overnight, and ran all the way in a panic.

With this money, Sixi wandered for some more time, the money was spent, and he relied on odd jobs to make a living, so far, his heart of learning art is still immortal, so he met the woman who set up a stall on the street to tell fortunes, don't you know that she just escaped from the wolf's den, but fell into the tiger's mouth.

The woman's home is in Jiangxi, the man and the children are at home, all relying on her alone to earn money to support, she will be an adult to wander around, relying on a few hexagrams in her hand and a flexible and fickle mouth, to support her family, once a year, she is home, to visit her family, and then, back to go out, travel around.

This woman is still a good person, since the four happiness followed her, she is concerned and considerate to the four happiness, and can also sincerely teach him some practical skills, but there is one thing, let the four happiness unbearable, secretly complaining, this woman is a very prosperous master, with the four happiness to follow, the two of them will be inseparable day and night, just like a couple, especially at night, the next day with the four happiness to **, sometimes the night is not empty, and the night is not over the four happiness, tearing up the four happiness overnight is not finished,